#that dies of embarrassment if my cooking is subpar or my house is unclean. if xigbar doesnt like what i make i WILL be killing myself

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Wish I could taste without the, like, special ingredients.

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#saw a video where they deep fried some chocolate eggs and im losing my mind. #unwilling to wake anyone up right now alors je peut pas even voir mes amis le goût #mes dieux they look good. #im almost tempted to get up and cook. i mean. fight gnomes. for xigbar. #okay i am tempted. #but #no guarantee when he'll wake up and if what i make becomes cold and not good I will DIE i cannot kill the part of me #that dies of embarrassment if my cooking is subpar or my house is unclean. if xigbar doesnt like what i make i WILL be killing myself #goodnight world forever i made something contrary to his taste. #i need to work on that i know i do. but #hm #and he said he didnt really have a sweet tooth :( who am i going to feed these eggs to. #i would bother arme but she needs her space I know she does. #I can't imagine a simple desert like this appealing to the narrator. #so no xigbar arme or narrator. thats everyone in the arena #i dont want to bother MoM ive bothered him enough recently. #um. hm. #would Kayne like them? he seems to like sweet things. fundip is sweet right? he put some on his popcorn when I stayed over #he even let me eat some (though I couldn't taste) #hm. #then again i feel like that would fall under Bothering MoM. showing up in the woods under the treehouse yelling #'KAAAAAAYYYNNNEEEEE. DO YOU WANT A DEEPFRIED CADBURY CREAM EGG. OR SEVERAL. I MADE THEM JUST NOWWW' #yeah that would bother him #and also risk waking riri which i do NOT want to do i know how babies are. #fuck. #i cant go to the cabin to bother paph even if he Was awake #not sure if arthur would like these either. and i think hes asleep to. and we're not close enough for me to just hand him food I dont think #gods. kayne is really the best option here but i cant even. damn it. #and stanley and sora are both gone. gone SWEEPING 🧹🧹 THE BRACKET 🧹🧹 GET REKT EVERYONE ELSE #AS they deserve