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#mes dieux they look good.
shshshshshowrunner · 9 months
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Wish I could taste without the, like, special ingredients.
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I ran out of tags. Most of this post is in the tags and I ran out of tags. Apparently the limit is 30. Worst part is I wasn't done.
#saw a video where they deep fried some chocolate eggs and im losing my mind.#unwilling to wake anyone up right now alors je peut pas even voir mes amis le goût#mes dieux they look good.#im almost tempted to get up and cook. i mean. fight gnomes. for xigbar.#okay i am tempted.#but#no guarantee when he'll wake up and if what i make becomes cold and not good I will DIE i cannot kill the part of me#that dies of embarrassment if my cooking is subpar or my house is unclean. if xigbar doesnt like what i make i WILL be killing myself#goodnight world forever i made something contrary to his taste.#i need to work on that i know i do. but#hm#and he said he didnt really have a sweet tooth :( who am i going to feed these eggs to.#i would bother arme but she needs her space I know she does.#I can't imagine a simple desert like this appealing to the narrator.#so no xigbar arme or narrator. thats everyone in the arena#i dont want to bother MoM ive bothered him enough recently.#um. hm.#would Kayne like them? he seems to like sweet things. fundip is sweet right? he put some on his popcorn when I stayed over#he even let me eat some (though I couldn't taste)#hm.#then again i feel like that would fall under Bothering MoM. showing up in the woods under the treehouse yelling#'KAAAAAAYYYNNNEEEEE. DO YOU WANT A DEEPFRIED CADBURY CREAM EGG. OR SEVERAL. I MADE THEM JUST NOWWW'#yeah that would bother him#and also risk waking riri which i do NOT want to do i know how babies are.#fuck.#i cant go to the cabin to bother paph even if he Was awake#not sure if arthur would like these either. and i think hes asleep to. and we're not close enough for me to just hand him food I dont think#gods. kayne is really the best option here but i cant even. damn it.#and stanley and sora are both gone. gone SWEEPING 🧹🧹 THE BRACKET 🧹🧹 GET REKT EVERYONE ELSE#AS they deserve
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catiuskaa · 10 months
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G’day fellas, it’s Kats! —the Masterlist.
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random prompt list (mainly for requests but feel free to use it and tag me on your own works!)
OT8 SERIES // POLY!SKZ
—[one-shot] reggaeton & champagne (nsfw)
you knew better than to go down to the club alone. and that guy should’ve known better than to mess with minho and chan’s property. (minho x chan x reader)
—[one-shot] i’m trying, but they’re hot! —lifeguards!skz
(suggestive? crack?) minho and felix agree to go with you to your usual fitness center, which recently opened a swimming pool facility! (and they've hired a certain group of lifeguards... oh wow...)
—[series] bf!thoughts (fluff):
bangchan: music to my ears.
being chan’s partner makes music sound so much better, but not coming close to the sound of his laughs. ♡
minho: sway with me.
as minho’s partner, you know he loves dancing, and he loves dancing with you. He won’t say it often, but you both know he loves you even more. ♡
changbin: my favourite.
changbin won’t hesitate to pamper his partner with reasurance and love, because, above it all, his favourite thing will always be you. ♡
hyunjin: out of the blue.
poor hyunjin is so frustrated with artblock. nothing comes out like he sees it! little does he know, his cute muses are right in front of him. ♡
jisung: ticklish, cold water nights.
hannie can be a bit of a meanie if it’s late enough, but he loves you so much, he has to make sure you drink enough water too. ♡
felix: rice pudding!
felix wants to cook on live. who if not you to help? it’s mainly so he doesn’t burn anything—like himself—, but it still makes him feel warm and fluffy inside. ♡
seungmin: clingy denials.
seungmin claims he isn’t clingy. recent events while shopping prove to be a little bit… trickier… for him. not his fault though. You are the one who looks too good! ♡
jeongin: bread bites.
innie isn’t much of a skinship person, but it’s because of you that he has found out a new way of showing how much he loves you. ♡
BANGCHAN:
you asked me to stay. [Not yet]. (fluff, nsfw)
even if idols 'don’t date fans', there are no rules against a little bit of teasing, and so it happens that Mr Bang Chan here really likes your kind of thinking.
Level up: Fencing for Dummies. (fluff)
soulmates don’t exist, but why are all these corny memories suddenly in your head, and why is your rival the main character?
Caprice des Dieux (nsfw) // COMING SOON
you’ll always pick cheese when your insomnia is too much to bear, and so it happens that your roommate agrees. Will the sleepy honesty help you ease that tension around you?
My Atlantis [We fall] (angst) [good ending!]
you’ve hurt yourself due to his career as an idol, because the media won’t let you be. Still, despite his tries to ‘protect you’, you both have spent the worst month in a long while and neither of you want to continue knowing that you could have tried again.
audio creak file.mp3 [1:07] (nsfw)
Chan struggles to make music, and you, his friend and roommate, try to help him when you can. Say, Chan also struggles to keep his cool whenever you’re near… what will you do to help him feel better?
MINHO:
pink in the night. (angst)
he knows it means leaving you at night with your hoodie on, but minho has to say goodbye one last time, even if nothing is fair.
had to make sure you'd catch it. (fluff)
no one expected jeongin to be the first to marry in the group, but furthermore, no one expected minho to be the one to ask you first, and certainly not like that.
missed me, missed me, now you gotta… (fluff)
minho wasn’t grumpy, nor he was jealous. but he hasn’t been the same ever since he fell in love with you.
need you to [Lee] Know (fluff)
minho loves you: to him, it’s as clear as water. Its only after he finds out that you’re starting to doubt it—he needs you to know just how much.
I.O.U. [pinky promise] (fluff)
minho’s fear of heights is not alone, because airplanes are also in the equation. but rest assured, lovely strangers like yourself are there to help him.
Keep it (smut) // COMING SOON
Minho had always known that no one could resist his charms, seeing both boys and girls cheering so vividly for him, almost desperate for attention. So who was that new, cute kitten that had so shyly rejected his jacket at his last game?
ma-ah (fluff) // COMING SOON
minho’s little fur zoo is the cutest thing you’ve seen. and they like you, too. Problem is, they like you so much they’ve hidden your shoes and won’t let you leave.
Shirts, hoodies and pyjamas (fluff)
every member knows that Minho’s attitude towards you is kinda mean. Will an impulsive idea change your situation?
shoot on sight [straight through my heart] (smut)
a laser tag encounter will end any truce you could’ve started with minho. And of course, after that kiss…
CHANGBIN:
under the weather (fluff)
is that a sneeze what he’s hearing? unnaceptable! changbin will take care of his sick little bunny... no chance of escaping.
this close to begging (smut)
an angsty tension formed out of pent-up feelings. a mix of alcohol, changbin and you might find just the way of solving it.
my knight in comforting armour (fluff)
plane trips feel longer when you can’t use your phone. after a very chaotic encounter, it’s now obvious that playing on changbin’s phone is much more entertaining!
[these two can be read as a stand alone or together in the order written]
Yeah, Flowers Follow (fluff)
You have always been committed to your duty at your mom's flower shop since she got hurt carrying bags of dirt over a month ago. It was mostly just you and the flowers, until he barged in one day, slapped 20 bucks on the countertop and with a passive-aggressive tone, asked: "How do I say fuck you in flower?"
Floral Troubles: Tales of Love (fluff)
It’s been hard dealing with your recent love life with how busy the flower shop has been since the wedding season started, over two weeks ago. It was just you, the ribbons and greenery, until he hugged you from behind, left 20 bucks on the table and in an affectionate tone, asked: “How do I say I love you in flower?”
HYUNJIN:
i don’t like my mind. (angst)
there was nothing you could’ve said to him to keep hyunjin away from his thoughts. Not on the night of March 20, 2021.
[Don’t worry about Rome!] It won’t fall. (fluff) // COMING SOON
it was almost ridiculous to think you hadn’t realized it, but hey, no one expected Rome to fall.
The rain falls [the sky doesn’t] (fluff)
rain sucks. for you, to the very least, it’s a major problem. but your boyfriend knows something is wrong, and is determined to help you, because even if rain falls, the sky doesn’t.
Untitled. // COMING SOON
an artist’s mind often wanders around and about. ever since Hyunjin and you collided, he's unable to come out the same.
drunk-dazed [i’m yours] (fluff)
Felix has tried to help you with your love life, but, as much as you appreciated the gesture, he kinda failed… all the time. Will the latest match with his new roommate break the streak?
JISUNG:
*cough cough* no, me kisses. (fluff)
he may have lost his opportunity to ask you to become official, but boyfriend or not, there’s only one thing Hannie wants needs: your kisses. All over his face. Right now.
strawberry blond. (angst)
Jisung had been avoiding the truth for the past six months, but now, it’s time to face the storm. even if it hurts.
Wednesday's at 4pm. (nsfw) // COMING SOON
jisung has been living with you for a while now, and your relationship has changed since that night, even if you decided to settle in FWB. He loves finding new things about you, but this time, it's about him.
putting to good use (smut)
you had always been Jisung’s utmost supporter, his number 1 fan, and with the last comeback, who could blame his partner for wanting to reward all his hard effort?
[3:36 am] 🍶 (nsfw)
A sexy meeting with an interesting someone might be exactly what you were looking for a one-night stand.
Collision [Scared shitless] (angst, nsfw) // COMING SOON
You and him had always been a teasing game without an end, so much that it started to make you feel weird about it, his signals making you confused as your feelings kept growing. A drunk encounter could make you rethink your decisions again.
FELIX:
this isn’t what friends do. (fluff, smut)
you're friends- duh! best friends are close to each other, even if this could be... too close. still, no one can really blame you! that chocolate was far too good anyways.
[these two can be read together in the order written or as standalones :)]
WikiHow’s on my back. Where’s Felix? [On the dance floor] (fluff)
Felix can't deny it anymore. WikiHow agrees, and even if he doesn't want to accept it, accidentally completing every step of the web might just clarify to him what he’s feeling.
[01:43 am] (fluff)
study buddies are always close to each other. Still, exams week is over, so when Felix shows up in your room, a silly UNO game is the go-to for clearing things up… in a meme way.
SEUNGMIN:
new task: valentine’s day. (fluff)
|PROLOGUE| |ACT 1| |ACT 2| |ACT 3|
boring classes, boring classmates, boring assignments… to seungmin, everyone is boring even if he’s used to pretend otherwise, but you seem to get on his nerves. you, your stupid poem, and his stupid letter.
silly little promises. (smut)
unspoken promises to stay away from your brother’s best friend might work for some, but not when kim seungmin is said man.
Yikes, he bites. (nsfw) // COMING SOON
you’re new to the city, the only people you knew were your brother and his best friend. You decide to try online dating for a change. What’s the worst that can happen?
sunset paradise (angsty? romance)
you don’t know whether to call your little escapade a “vacation” or “a way to run away from difficult decisions,” but Greece seems to have your back either way. Still, the deep and mysterious Mediterranean Sea you’ll encounter might show you things quite outstanding. How will that affect your little escape?
mafia!seungmin series: (prologue released, the story might just take a while)
Quick Question, What the Hell? (mature)
when you found the light-skinned young man, his clothes almost torn apart and filled with bloodstains, his head lying on the dumpster at the backdoor of the place you were working, you knew for a fact you couldn't nope yourself out of this situation. And to this day, you don't know if that was the reason why all hell broke loose.
I.N:
tequila sundown (smut) // COMING SOON
drink after drink, you’re just tired. The alcohol isn’t making you forget, just horny. But so it happens— the bartender is more than willing to help take your mind (and your body) off stress.
Pasta la Vista, baby (fluff) // COMING SOON
you’re new to the city, on your way to work in this fancy food chain as a researcher. An unpleasant accident with a stranger you’d rather never see again happens... but oh, guess who’s your boss and coworker now!
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catiuskaa, april 2024 ©
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borisbubbles · 4 months
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Eurovision 2023: #20 - #19
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20. AZERBAIJAN TuranTuralX - "Tell me more" 34th place
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Decade Ranking: 58/116 [Above Achille, below Anxela]
lmfao, the twins made my top 20?! I mean, yeah 2023. Of course they made my top 20. [AlexaVoice] PLEASE LEAVE A VOICE MESSAGE WITH YOUR COMPLAINT FOR VERTICAL CLASSIFICATION IN THE COMMENTS BELOW. [/AlexaVoice]
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Now here's an entry that serves as a physical embodiment of the "Presence That Was Liked". Yeah it was mid, but a pleasant mid. The twins were never leaving the semifinal alive. They were always going to be the sacrificial lambs of the newly invented "No Jurors During Semi's rule" which specifically targeted Azerbaijan (and... props to Azer for accepting their fate? lol) Turan and Tural were never being more than passengers along for a ride, which they took to heart.
"Tell me more" was all it needed to be. An inconspicuous NQ that was still cute and endearing in its own sort of way. The dreamy and drawly vibe
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The imitation 70s aesthetic that convincingly sells the 90s softrock.
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Add in a rap verse during minute one, a couple of fashionable scarfs, good camera cuts,...
Yeah "Tell me more" had zero televote appeal (this 100% dies even with juries being in), but as an entry it's refreshingly unpretentious and especially from Azerbaijan, wtf? Usually Azer pick some shitty Swedish pop track and force it on a conventionally attractive jazz muppet who then can't be bothered to do preparties or interviews. This year, their rep was a pair of homely deer-in-headlight twinkbeasts operating under a myspace name who were actually happy to be there and actively mingled with the fans. There some delicious irony and melodramatic twang to be found in the knowledge that by effectively throwing their 2023 qualification, Azer have shown more respect to the contest than they'd ever done before.
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19. FRANCE La Zarra - "Évidemment" 16th place
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Decade ranking: 56/116 [Above Anxela, below El Diablo]
Yes I know what you're here for;
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But you'll have to wait because I am here to rate the performance first. Yep, slightly ahead of the MySpace Twinks on my list seems just about right for a La Zarra. "Évidemment" represent the other side of "mid", the one where the promise is large and the delivery not quite as large. As a song "Évidemment" was kind of a blueballer: Sure, it had a lot of poise, flair, drama, a wee bit of camp and yet...barely any substance. It was The French Entry, like that was its entire identity, almost to a point of parody. And well, France competes every year and is usually better than "LES POISSONS LES POISSONS HI HI HI HÔN HÔN HÔN". donc, pleurez-moi une rivière de pute. I'm having a laugh but seriously, not picking a lane between serious attempt and self-deprecating satire that was the difference between a sixth place and a sixteenth place.
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Still, I at first thought France were headed towards a disastrous bottom five result, especially after that rehearsal clip implied LaZarra was on the same Vocal Rest Tonics as Mae Muller. I WAS GONNA BE PROVEN RIGHT AND VINDICATED!!! and well, I was but not about her. (ty Blanca Paloma, we'll rank you soon enough)
When it mattered most, La Zarra got it together, and NAILED that epic big note.
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No complaints from me about that live. It was a good live and did what it needed to do. I like it when the headliners deliver what they're supposed to (see also: Azer delivering a pleasant NQ) because it makes the show better overall. Obviously that doesn't erase the fact that (1) the song was mid as fuck (2) the staging was daft at best. ("MON DIEUX I WEAR HAUTE COUTURE, ACT LIKE A DIVA, AM THE EIFFEL TOWER, SOUND LIKE PIAF, LOOK THERE'S A TRICOLORE I AM SOOOO FRENCH!!" um no ur not, ur from Montréal stfu).
Okay so now we address this:
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Sure, an uproarious voting moment and it was sooooo stank, but was it fun stank? 🤔 idk.
On one hand, LMFAO WHAT AN ENTITLED FUCKING SOW. 😍😍😍😍😍. The Xwitter trolls immediately began spinning their fanfictions all "WELL ACTUALLY what she did was a secret gesture of respect in Maghrebian cultures" like bitch, she's (1) a QUEBECOIS (2) who cosplayed as the Eiffel Tower and a disco ball unironically, how hinged do you think she is? Her gesture definitely was the sort of melodramatic Egomaniac reaction I'd expect from someone who deliberately caused a pre-show stir by posting an Insta Story all "It's getting to me!!! I'm QUITTING 😭😭 // Cigarettes: "Eurovision?! 😨" // La Zarra: ".... non i meant the gluten, mdrrrr!!!!! 😆". So yes, the moment itself was pretty funnay 2 me, esp since she got twice points I thought's she'd get.
On the other hand, um take a seat you entitled fucking sow. There is serving cunt and then there is straight up being a cunt. The difference is that you have to earn your glamourcunt label and you, madame, were always in "Good but not Great" territory. Be grateful there were any scraps left for you after Käärijä and Loreen gobbled.
In conclusion, lmfao i kinda dislike her as a person (but better she show the world how rude and misguided she is after losing than after getting a top ten) and I genuinely enjoy thinking about her messiness more than listening to her music. 🙂 (so I guess that makes her Taylor Swift.)
Besides, around 16th is where France usually ends up at anyway, so I think they got precisely what they were aiming for, GJ France. 🙂 Now let's not think about this country until the end of March, when it becomes semi-important for me to remember what their entrant's (who?) song (what?) sounds like again.
THE RANKING
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rosekillerismylife · 11 months
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Astérix: Le domaine des Dieux
So, I just watched the animated movie and damn, it is sad. Like full on sad. I think it is the only Asterix movie that could get me to cry because half of the village lives in the city of Gods and only the 'Golden Trio' (Astérix, Obélix and Panoramix/Miraculix) remain in the village, so there is still an ounce of hope. But then, Apeldjust and Panoramix are captured by the romans, and everything relies on Astérix and Obélix. During the time in the forest, Obélix is kind of weak and tired because he hasn't eaten much, so that hope is already vanished before the romans capture him. So there's only Astérix left with no magic potion and no Obélix to help him. And then the romans attack.
Until then and even before, I get very emotional or mainly nostalgic because this is probably the only part of the series, where the romans are a real danger for the village and its people. The only part where Cesar is a real danger. They all get separated and the main part even lives in the city of Gods. So you think that this is it. This is the end. You also see it in Astérix's eyes as he watches the rest of the villagers getting captured by the romans. It's like his whole life is being played in front of his eyes. And in that exact moment, he loses hope and reaches for the nearest branch of hope he can grab which is the unfinished magic potion. Without thinking, he grabs it and makes the last approach to save his people. But he fails. In the history of the series, I think I never saw Astérix pulling a stunt like this. In this moment, he was hopeless. I think he probably knew that his plan would fail. But he still tried. And then, Obélix emerges from the earth and you know that it will be fine. That the last half or even twenty minutes of the movie will not be spend crying and mourning over the lost freedom of the indestructible Gauls and their village. It will not be spend mourning our childhood heroes.
For me, Astérix: Le domaine des Dieux will always be a grey zone because for one, I really prefer the older versions of Astérix movies because they just look better and realer and for another, this movie breaks so many barriers in society which makes it a really good movie. I mean, the slaves deciding if they are free or not, the soldiers demanding nicer treatment from their centurion and the lost family who joins the village of the Gauls? How many barrier breaking do you need to realize that it is a fucking masterpiece, the ugly visuals of the movie aside? Maybe they didn't thought anything while making the movie but as I said, it is the only time in the history of Astérix movies where Astérix acts unreasonable and desperate to save his people. Well, The Secret of the Magic Potion might top that but this isn't a real Astérix movie for me because the Albert Uderzo and René Goscinny didn't write/draw the comic for that one. It is also too dark to be an original Astérix movie.
Astérix is my childhood and will always have a special place in my heart because no one will argue with you when you say that you want to watch Astérix because deep down in their hearts, they know that it is not too childish and that they also want to watch it.
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admiraltyspride · 1 year
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My muse hasn’t slept in days
@madamegrand​ asked: “Now ecoutez-moi, Amirale, Monsieur Nelson, or I shall forgo all protocol and begin calling you Horatio!” Catherine’s lackadaisical voice carried a surprising air of seriousness to it, as she playfully scolded the Admiral with a deep and genuine concern, “…Vous are in dire and desperate need of some sleep - Mon Dieux - pauvre! how many days has it been? - Now before you fall asleep standing there —” or atop moi (although that she wouldn’t entirely object to…) “— I am going to drag you to the bedroom for some rest!”
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There was work to be done, he knew he was long overdue a good and proper rest but Nelson could not bring himself to do so. He had lost the most important naval battle of the war and narrowly escaped death by the guillotine, sleep was not coming easy. So he had done the most logical thing in his mind, spent the last few days and nights coming up with new strategies that might allow them to still tackle the combined fleet and claim the victory he had been robbed of. Large bags had formed under his eyes, he swayed where he stood and was becoming quite clumsy in his movements, knocking over objects or accidentally stubbing his toes on the furniture as he fumbled around the room. 
He had been so very focused until he heard Catherine’s voice beside him... how long had she been stood there? Had she been there the whole time? He looked at her shocked for a long moment. At first all he could do was blink at her while he processed what she was saying, struggling a little to keep up with the French for his state and squinting in thought as he slowly translated the words in his head. When he did connect the dots, he burst into a smile, a few awkward moments later. 
“Now Madame Grand,” he protested with a little grumble to his voice, “There is no need to drag me anywhere.” Though he was still smiling, tickled by her insistence and indeed her choice of phrase. “I still have two legs,” he gestured down to them, yes, good. They were still there. he looked back to Catherine with a wide smile again. Ah. Hang on what were they talking about? How embarrassing to forget a conversation half way through, what would she think of him? “Forgive me, Madame, what were we talking about?”
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javerend · 1 year
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勉強ログ ー 11/20
Forgot to charge my kindle, so started a physical book instead of starting からかい上手の高木さん5.
Read:
耳をすませば pg 0 -> 32. LOVE this. Doesn't have the カントリー・ロード, but what can you do. I can supply this element myself. Good Words: さっさと ー immediately, without delay 貸出 「かしだし」 ー lending (here 貸出カード) 県立 「けんりつ」 ー prefecture managed (here 県立図書館) ソバカス ー freckles 真剣 「しんけん」 ー serious, earnest 白状 「はくじょう」 ー confession 球拾い 「たまひろい」 ー ball boy 葉書 「はがき」 ー postcard 印象 「いんしょう」 ー impression
How Large a Vocabulary is Needed for Reading and Listening? (Paul Nation) 2006 - aha! here's the science! Some good computational linguistics. I was kind of suspecting that the Nation stuff I was reading was building on some sort of actual framework, and if I went back far enough in his publications I'd find his full methodology stuff. This paper describes how Nation built with his common English word family lists (which I think are the part people are mainly referencing from his work), and how to use them practically by applying them to some common reading scenarios. Interestingly, he finds that even for watching children's movies, to reach the 98% recommended comprehension rate you still need to have an extremely large vocabulary (for a learner, at least. He's looking at needing ~7000 word families for understanding the script for Shrek without any visual aid) He does point out that movies have a benefit of additional contextual information that could aid learners in comprehension, but quickly drops it, probably because it's really hard to measure. More lit digging is required, but that might be the underlying problem with this approach I have been struggling with.
Watched:
Le Sommet des dieux - haven't watched anything in French for a while, so this was really refreshing. A french animated adaptation of a japanese manga about mountaineering. Some truly gorgeous shots. I really liked this, probably like a 9/10 from me.
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lauesensmidt6 · 2 years
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Amulet Of Time: Shadow Of La Rochelle Review
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maddiesbookshelves · 2 years
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The Books of Ambha #1-2 by Tasha Suri (January 2022)
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The Amrithi are outcasts; nomads descended of desert spirits, they are coveted and persecuted throughout the Empire for the power in their blood. Mehr is the illegitimate daughter of an imperial governor and an exiled Amrithi mother she can barely remember, but whose face and magic she has inherited. When Mehr’s power comes to the attention of the Emperor’s most feared mystics, she must use every ounce of will, subtlety, and power she possesses to resist their cruel agenda. Should she fail, the gods themselves may awaken seeking vengeance…
Would I recommend it to anyone? Why not. It probably wouldn't be my first recommendation in general, but it's the first book series I read that's set in a world inspired by the Mughal Empire (India), so just that makes it an interesting read.
Level of (dis)satisfaction based on the summary and my expectations? Actually, I had seen Suri's Burning Kingdom series going around and I thought it looked cool. Except it's an unfinished trilogy and I didn't want to do this to myself so I decided to check if her first series was good, to get a feel for Suri's style and see if I would maybe like Burning Kingdom. In the end it's fine, I might read Burning Kingdom once book 3 is out.
My thoughts on it? I thought the first book was really long and it's probably because Suri repeats herself a lot. She wants you to understand that the bad guys are bad and she wants to make sure you understand the important things. So I felt like nothing much was happening. But it was still good enough to make me want to see what was next, and read the second book. Especially since it focuses on Arwa, Mehr's sister.
In the end, I liked book 2 better because it didn't feel as long. I also prefered those characters to the ones in book 1, Arwa in particular because her character has more depth, she's more complex than Mehr. I really liked reading about Arwa's identity problems, it was super interesting because Mehr didn't have that problem: when their mom left them, she was old enough to have learned from her and to have assimilated some of her Amrithi culture so she knew she was more Amrithi than Ambhan. Whereas Arwa grew up under her Ambhan step-mother's influence who did everything she could to make her into an Ambhan noblewoman.
Aside from all that, the fact that the worldbuilding was inspired from India's Mughal Empire was super captivating, it's not a culture I see a lot of and it was my first time reading something like this.
So all in all, a pretty good read, nice way to start my year.
French version under the cut
Les Amrithi sont des paria, des nomades descendant des esprits du désert, ils sont convoités et persécutés à travers l'Empire pour le pouvoir de leur sang. Mehr est la fille illégitime d'un gouverneur impérial et d'une mère Amrithi en exil dont elle se souvient à peine, mais qui lui a transmit son visage et sa magie. Quand les pouvoirs de Mehr attirent l'attention des mystiques les plus craints de l'Empereur, elle doit user de toute sa volonté, sa subtilité et sa puissance pour résister à leurs plans cruels. Viendrait-elle à échouer, les dieux eux-mêmes pourraient bien se réveiller pour chercher vengeance...
Est-ce que tu le conseillerais à quelqu’un ? Pourquoi pas. Ca serait peut-être pas ma première recommandation de manière générale mais c’est la première série de bouquins que je lis qui se passe dans un monde inspiré de l’Empire moghol (en Inde) donc rien que pour ça ça peut être une lecture intéressante.
Niveau de déception/satisfaction par rapport au résumé et tes attentes ? En fait j’avais vu passer la série Burning Kingdom de Tasha Suri et je me suis dit que ça avait l’air bien. Sauf que c’est une trilogie qui n’est pas terminée et je voulais pas m’infliger ça alors j’ai regardé si sa première série avait l’air bien, pour juger un peu le style de Suri etc. Du coup ça va, je lirai peut-être Burning Kingdom quand le tome 3 sera sorti.
Avis sans spoiler ? J’ai trouvé le premier tome très long, et je pense que c’est en partie parce que Suri se répète beaucoup. Elle veut qu’on comprenne que les méchants sont méchants et elle veut être sûre qu’on comprend les éléments importants. Du coup j’avais l’impression qu’il se passait pas grand-chose. Mais c’était quand même assez bien fait pour me donner envie de voir comment était la suite et de lire le deuxième livre. Surtout que c’est sur Arwa, la sœur de Mehr.
Au final, j’ai préféré le tome 2 parce qu’il m’a paru avoir moins de longueurs. J’ai aussi préféré les personnages du 2, notamment Arwa parce qu’elle a plus de profondeur et elle est plus complexe que Mehr. J’ai énormément apprécié les problèmes identitaires d’Arwa, c’était super intéressant à lire parce que Mehr n’a pas ce problème : elle était assez âgée quand sa mère est partie pour avoir appris d’elle et pour avoir assimilé une partie de la culture Amrithi et donc pour savoir qu’elle était plus Amrithi que Ambhan. Tandis que Arwa a grandi sous le joug de sa belle-mère Ambhan qui a tout faire pour faire d’Arwa une femme de la noblesse ambhan.
Sinon le fait que le world building soit inspiré de l’Inde à l’époque de l’Empire moghol était super intéressant, c’est pas une culture que je vois souvent donc j'y connais rien, et c'était la première fois que je lisais quelque chose comme ça.
Une assez bonne lecture donc, une bonne manière de commencer l'année.
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kenobihater · 2 years
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Please talk about skin care! What’s ur routine, do you wash your face in the shower or over the sink, different brands you’ve used and what’s your favorite, etc.
i'm glad you asked! okay so to preface my routine i have dry-combination skin, eczema, and take meds to keep my acne in control.
morning routine:
gel cleanser - glossier's milky jelly cleanser (it's alright. i will probably try and find a gel cleanser that has a bit more going on formula wise when i'm out. also, i oil cleanse b4 getting in the shower and then wash in the shower with this cleanser)
am serum - herbivore's cloud jelly serum (it's a great alternative to a hyaluronic acid serum and gives the same glowing/plumping effect! hyaluronic acid can become sensitizing if you overuse it and it's already in my moisturizer so i wanted an alternative in my serum)
moisturizer/sunscreen - the naked bee everyday facial moisturizer spf 30 (would NOT recommend, i got it cause i like their lip balms. it makes me look greasy as fuck when i use the proper amount. i'm almost out and i'm planning on buying the la roche posay melt in sunscreen milk when i'm finally empty)
lip balm - jack black's intense therapy lip balm spf 25 in the flavor black tea and blackberry (LOVE this stuff!)
evening routine:
oil cleanser - dhc's deep cleansing oil (i double cleanse! this is pretty good, no complaints here)
gel cleanser - glossier's milky jelly cleanser
exfoliant - the ordinary's lactic acid 5% + HA (this is great, but I think i'm ready to graduate to the 10%)
pm serum - cosrx's advanced snail 96 mucin power essence (nice enough, but i'm on the search for a better pm serum with some decent actives)
moisturizer - cosrx's hyaluronic acid intensive cream (good, but nothing exciting tbh. i'm nowhere close to finishing it but i don't think i'll rebuy)
facial oil - the ordinary's 100% organic cold pressed rose hip seed oil (i use this when i'm feeling extra dry and my skin LOVES this shit. it's also what i put on right out of the shower)
i would be remiss not to gush abt my fave thing ever in my routine: the dieux forever eye mask! they're silicone reusable undereye masks that you can use with any hydrating product (serum, eye cream, moisturizer) to help with your undereyes! i use them with my herbivore cloud jelly and when i tell you my dehydrated and sunken undereyes glow, i mean they GLOW! i'll slap these bad boys on whenever i'm feeling tired and see the best results after 10-30 mins. they're only $25 too, and are soooo worth it!! james welsh clued me into these before they got popular and i've never been so thankful to a skinfluencer in my life lmao!
thank you for letting me gush! i love skincare lol
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pb1138 · 3 years
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Soft
A little drabble for my new Inquisitor and Cassandra. I’m not super happy with it, but it’s the first thing I’ve written to completion in... too damn long, and I know if I don’t post it now, I probably won’t for quite some time. So. It’ll have to do because I need to get out of this damn rut. (And also I REALLY have to go to bed.) 
Summary: Melodie recites a poem to Cassandra and an admission is made for the first time. 
Rating: Mature maybe? Teen and a half? Nothing explicit, not even heavily implied I don’t think. 
Fingers drifted lazily across bare skin, languid and gentle. A soft sigh escaped gently parted lips which tugged into a smile. “That tickles,” Cassandra whispered.
Melodie raised herself up onto her elbow and breathed a laugh though her fingers did not cease. Along the curve of the hip, across an expanse of soft belly, along firmly muscled arms, anywhere they could go, they did. Lips pressed to a bare shoulder, mumbled against the skin there, “I cannot resist.” The fingers continued their ghosting path, leaving nothing untouched, and the lips began their own path up to the crook of the neck. “’Her skin glows with the light of flame, more precious and fuller than brilliant amber’” she whispered, eyes drifting along her lover’s body which did indeed seem to glow in the flickering warmth of the fire.
“A poem? Now?” Cassandra huffed a laugh, and Melodie could practically feel the eye roll.
Melodie smiled and kissed Cassandra’s neck again, savoring the moment. Her hand came to rest atop Cassandra’s hip, her thumb drawing small circles against the skin. “Hush,” she chastised. Cassandra laughed again but conceded with a wafting of her hand. “Merci, mon ange.” Melodie moved to rest her cheek atop Cassandra’s shoulder, her eyes trained on the movement of her hand. After a dramatic clearing of the throat, she continued:
It is nearly impossible to put into words the breadth of her allure from those hazel eyes which bid me bonjour to the voice as welcoming as songbirds
“Ugh,” Cassandra huffed. “That is so cheesy.”
Melodie huffed back and flicked her lover’s hip. “Fiche-moi la paix,” she grumbled.
“What does that even mean?” Cassandra laughed.
“Mon dieu, Cassandra.” Melodie could not help the giggle that bubbled from her chest which was echoed in Cassandra’s own laugh. Clearing her throat once more, she exasperated, “May I continue?” with a broad gesticulation.
Cassandra snorted and cast a look over her shoulder. “Who is the author?”
Another huffed “mon dieu” and Melodia swatted Cassandra’s bare ass playfully. “I did of course.”
“Oh.” Warm hazel eyes blinked wide with surprise, cheeks darkened with embarrassment. “I…” A shy, warm smile spread against her lips while she lifted her hand to tuck a curl behind Melodie’s ear. “Then, please continue,” she whispered.
Melodie pressed a kiss to Cassandra’s wrist. The warrior turned onto her back to give her lover her full attention, her thumb caressing her cheek with all the tender affection she could muster. Melodie leaned into it, her eyes flickering about her face as she studied it a moment longer, her own cheeks a dark pink by now. With a confident but quiet voice, she continued:
To be in her presence is like no other. It is the same magic to urge les fleurs to bloom, the captivation of the ocean draws to her lips, et la mystique of les forests exists in her eyes. Her strength rivals that of les montagnes, infallible and breathtaking for it is in her embrace that one may find home.
It is by la grâce des dieux that I am able to say je t’adore, doudou.
“What did you just call me?” Cassandra lifted up on her elbows, pulling away with mouth agape in a poorly concealed unreleased laugh.
Melodie blinked, not understanding her folly for a long moment before, “Oh—I—mon dieu, Cassandra,” she huffed with exasperation. A swat to the shoulder pushed Cassandra back to the mattress. Laughter filled the room as Melodie swung her legs over Cassandra’s hips, her hair falling about them in gentle curls. “It is a… Maker, how do you say… an affectionate—no, a term of dearing?” she explained haltingly, blanking on the word.
“Endearment?”
“Oh, oui, that!”
Cassandra laughed unabashedly, her hands coming to rest at Melodie’s hips. “Somehow, I do not believe you,” she teased.
Melodie stuck her tongue out and huffed. “Truly, it is. It is like… Soft. Like a child’s toy, a soft animal.”
“Are you implying that I am a teddy bear?”
Melodie sat up straight on Cassandra’s hips, her hand to her chin in a dramatic display of pensiveness. “You are certainly soft like one,” she mused.
Cassandra gripped Melodie’s hips and held her tight as she sat up, her mouth coming to the base of her neck. “I will show you soft,” she threatened, her grip lightening as her arms snaked about Melodie’s waist. “Many things I have been called in my life but never soft.”
Melodie giggled, her arms coming to rest lazily atop Cassandra’s strong shoulders. Lips moved against flesh slowly and deliberately, eliciting soft sighs and breaths from Melodie who let her head fall back with a lazy grin. The hands about her waist moved up, fingers trailing long lines to come to rest against the back of her shoulders, cradling her close as the mouth at her neck trailed up to the chin then at last to the lips, those lips which she had savored endlessly for nigh on a year now. She pressed Melodie closer to her, their bodies flush against one another as their lips moved together, her hands finding their way into the other’s tangled mess of waves.
They parted breathless moments later, each as pink as the other. They both took each other in for a long while, their fervor releasing with each soft brush, each stroke, as they looked into each other’s eyes. Melodie brought her hand to Cassandra’s cheek and, as she had done thousands of times before, drew her finger along the length of her scar, her eyes trained on it intently, and Cassandra leaned as she had done thousands of time before into the touch, her eyes drifting shut.
“Thank you,” she whispered, though whether to Melodie or someone else, she could not be sure.
“But of course, mon ange,” purred Melodie in her thick accent. “I will have you know I spent a full hour to write that poem.”
“Oh my, a whole hour?” teased Cassandra, leaning back to look upon the woman in her arms. “However will I return the favor?”
“I am sure we could come to some sort of… arrangement.”
Cassandra laughed at her waggling brows, free and comfortable here in this room. “Maker, but how I love you.”
Melodie stilled, her blush returning full force. Cassandra blinked, only realizing moments later that this admission was their first. This was a truth both had known for ages, even before their first embrace, but never said aloud. It laid unspoken between them like the thinnest of glass, fragile and precarious, as if it would shatter if it were acknowledged. It lay now at their feet in millions of tiny shards, the veil lost, and she was left standing truly naked and vulnerable.
Moments passed in silence. An eternity, it felt, each second longer than the last as they looked at one another. Did time always move so slowly?
“Do you mean it?” Melodie whispered at long last.
Cassandra swallowed hard. Of course she did. They both knew it. To ask was pointless. “I…” She sighed, relenting to the moment. Her soul had already been bared, to hide it now would do no good. “Yes. I… do.”
And then Melodie smiled. Softly at first, then wider, and then she began to laugh. Cassandra, startled, could only watch as Melodie threw her head back, her body shaking in her arms, her laughter filling the air around them. The fingers against her scar moved to the back of her head, and a grinning set of lips were on hers. Tears were left on her cheeks as Melodie leaned back to beam brilliantly at her, still laughing as she cried. “I have waited so long to hear you say these words, mon ange.” Another kiss, this one lighter, hands cupping her cheeks delicately as if she too were made of glass. “I love you, Cassandra. Maker help me, I love you so much,” she mumbled in between kisses.
Cassandra’s strength seemed to fail her in her relief. They fell back in a fit of giggles, Melodie still crying, Cassandra’s own grin pushing the limits of what her face could muster.
The next hour passed in a blur of teasing kisses, soft caresses, surprise tickles, shrieking laughter, quiet admissions, and long gazes until they lay beside each other, everything to be said already said. They looked into one another’s eyes, hands held loosely between them their only form of contact, both wearing the same lightly dazed smiles.
“Melodie?”
“Mm?”
Cassandra raised a brow, her smile turning into genuine curiosity. “That thing you said before. What did it mean?”
“What did I say?”
“That… Fish mwah in pay or whatever it was.”
“I…” Melodie stared at Cassandra for a long moment before sighing heavily. “We have been in each other’s company for three years, Cassandra, how do you not know this yet?”
“Well? What does it mean?” she huffed.
“Leave me alone.”
Cassandra narrowed her eyes. “You are not going to answer my question?”
Melodie’s stare only deepened. “That’s not…” She closed her eyes and pinched the bridge of her nose, visibly trying not to lose herself as she bit back laughter. “That is what it means, mon ange,” she choked out, evidently pained with her efforts to keep her composure.
Cassandra’s cheeks darkened. “Oh,” she muttered lamely. “I see.”
Melodie giggled at her lover and stretched out to peck the tip of her nose. “Oh how I love you,” she teased.
Cassandra raised a brow at her and drew her hands away, folding her arms across her chest. “Fish mwah in pays, .”
The snowfall about Skyhold did little to muffle the Inquisitor’s laughter as it spread out into the night. Safe in the confines of her warm chamber, the Inquisitor and her Seeker would spend the next few hours poking and teasing and laughing together before they would fall asleep in front of the fire beneath warm blankets, nestled lovingly into one another’s arms.
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saecookie · 4 years
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Sepia, burnt sienna, rose, yellow green, and oxide of chromium. Good luck 😝
sepia; name five things that always make you happy.
Having a snack with my friends. Chestnut mousse. The moment I sit down in a plane. Dancing. Fireworks.
burnt sienna; is there a painting that brings you peace when you look at it?
The decline of the carthaginian empire by Turner and Samson and Delilah by Rubens. My two mandatory stops when I'm in London.
rose; what’s something really positive going on in your life right now?
Getting myself even more on tracks with my psychologist? I'm good going on better. There's a lot going on there and I'm glad.
yellow green; picture yourself walking in a field. what do you see & hear in this scenario?
Pale blue sky. Tall wild grass. Wind on my face. A road somewhere far. The sound of a fret train. Smell of green. A forest somewhere, maybe behind me. No path, just wild grass.
oxide of chromium; what’s your favorite book?
Andromaque by Racine. The Sculptor by Scott McCloud. In a Sunbeam by Tillie Walden. Saga by Staples and Vaughan. Chez Soi by Mona Chollet. Les Ogres-Dieux by Hubert & Gatignol.
Sorry that's a lot, à bunch of essays and theatre and graphic novels and comics but hey, I wouldn't be able to chose.
(watercolor asks!)
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formerlyroyal · 5 years
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"Your'e the best". "No, YOU'RE the best". Okay, Okay we are both the best parents, Yea, us, us, us. *smooch* Ye gads Peekaboo boob fest Part Dieux. She was rocking the troll hair today in her too big huraches. So, what is it her feet are too long for women's sizes so she goes to men's and they are cut too wide or she just needs the extra space for the bunions but skinny heels are a deal-breaker for a good fit? She has the brown shoes with black disease that Haz has infected her with.
I totally thought they were huaraches too! The ones made from horse that give you blisters and take a year to break in straight from Mexico are 1000 times nicer looking! 😂
She needs extra space for those mile long second toes which creep me out more than her bunions...ok..equally creep me out! 
I had bunions that were at least half-3/4 less of her’s, had the operation for vanity, and let me tell you, no one knew! I never wore shoes like she did showing them off🤢🤢🤢 we all know about her Frankenstein feet.
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stinkysaint · 2 years
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tmj alt i’m deleting, my beloved ♡
“Mes dieux, Kuroro! Travailles-tu avec McGregor? Combattre un ours? Merde!”
Ways Chrollo did not like to wake up: the sound of a gun cocking in his face, the sound of the Troupe snickering, and most of all, his partner shrieking in her mother tongue at the ass crack of dawn.
He raises a hand against the sunlight, squinting. “Good morning to you too, love.”
As his eyes adjust, the realization of the issue begins to dawn on him. The morning sun illuminates his exposed chest, highlighting over every injury he had sustained the night prior. The bruises he thought would have healed by morning are on broad display, the bruises ranging from purple to yellow. Merde is right.
Your hands hover over his bruises, eyebrows furrowed in worry. Chrollo raises a hand to take one of yours in his and press a kiss to it.
“‘M fine,” Chrollo assures you. “You should see the other guy.”
Chrollo wants to slam his head back into the headboard for how stupid that sounded leaving his mouth. It does, however, succeed in getting you to calm down, at least a bit. A small smile tinges at the corners of your mouth, while your brow remains furrowed.
“I’m worried about you, not about whatever other guy you’re speaking of,” You say, shaking your head. “I have something we can put on it to make the bruising go down.”
You already begin to move out of the bed, free hand shaking slightly. Chrollo places a hand on your hip and rolls you back onto the bed. With your head on the pillow, Chrollo sits up on his elbow. It takes every ounce of self restraint to not wince in pain or groan at the stiffness.
“I’m alright, darling, I promise,” Chrollo whispers, trailing his fingers from your brow bone to your cheek.
“What even happened?” You ask, eyes unable to stay in one place. “Angel, I don’t know what kinds of work meetings you’re doing that resolve themselves like this.”
Chrollo’s lying brain takes this as the perfect moment to work. “I’ve got a business partner who likes to take breaks at the boxing rings. Gets off some of the stress.”
Unfortunately, you don’t look convinced. Your mouth twitches, you swallow hard. The beginnings of tears start to well up along your bottom lash line. It makes Chrollo’s gut twinge. Unfortunate, unfortunate, unfortunate.
“Why don’t we go get breakfast?” Chrollo suggests.
You chew on the inside of your mouth in contemplation. Your gaze flicks down his body, stomach churning at how visible the marks are. Brow furrowed, you look back up at his face, eyes searching his own brown ones. The longer you hold his gaze, the more expectant Chrollo grows to look.
“I’m not hungry,” You mumble, sitting up and shaking your head. You rub your eyes, out of frustration, and especially to hide the fact it was manifesting its way as tears. “I don’t like seeing you hurt.”
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fatenumberfor · 6 years
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tagged in games
back at it again
no obligation of course but I’ll tag @kimdaily @notadrag-notaqueen @emojchic @inhyeongi @2nep1nk @dl-uke @starrykooks @fatescenario @nouveaux-dieux @faceless-voice for the music tag, and @parkwoojin @glassxskin @2hyeons @ygbaes @ilhoonsmj @fan-chngchng @gzbrene @somewhere-in-cognito​ (u can post on any of your blogs hehe) @bobbystan @mostlyjbj for either of the 2 about tags 😬 or both if you’re that bored!
if any of you who tagged me and who I just tagged (or anyone else reading this) wanna do the other games in here, have at it!!! who am I to stop you
music tag: list the first 15 songs that play with your entire music library on shuffle; bold the songs that lift your mood and italicise the songs that make you emotional
tagged by @whitefall @omfgbts @croptoplover (you guys tagged me in slightly different music tags but this one had something extra!)
trying your luck - the strokes
mistake - drug restaurant
amorfoda - bad bunny
llégale - yandel ft. zion + lennox
j’suis qlf - pnl
you don’t know - loco
autumn leaves - bts (they went off with this dead roses rip!)
go deep - brllnt ft. jeebanoff
mym - lay
star - heize
rain on me - hotshot
la neve prima che cada - marco mengoni
dive - jooyoung YO this whole album is sooo chill
a glass of water - b1a4
unica - ozuna
rules: answer these 15-20 questions about yourself
tagged by @omfgbts thanks pixie ily :*
name: matt nickname: matt zodiac sign: ox height: This information is confidential. languages spoken: english and vietnamese nationality: viet american orientation: gay favourite fruit: MANGO coffee, tea, hot chocolate: the smell of coffee > hot chocolate > coffee > tea favorite seasons: fall >>>> spring > summer > winter favorite flower: they look nice. wish the pollen wasn’t there favorite scents: the pho spice bag favorite colors: purple, silver, gold favorite animal(s): elephants. they are so nice. what are they so big for? average hours of sleep: if I have school the next day it’s 4 otherwise it’s like 9 dog or cat person: they're all cute :3c favorite fictional character(s): garfield number of blankets you sleep with: 2-3 dream trip: southern italy 😍😍😍😍 blog established: 2011 PLEASE FREE ME followers count: 7 on a good day random fact: I have photo evidence of me climbing montaña picchu with jeans and a backpack wider than i was
rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself
tagged by @omfgbts again!! this was fun thank u for tagging me in so many things :’) I always get around to doing them!!
LAST
1. drink - water... i’m a hydrated bitch 2. phone call - the doc 3. text message - “tuna steaks?!” 4. song you listened to - dante’s creek (deantrbl remix) 5. time you cried - proud member of the Disney Coco Sob Club bitch!!!!!
EVER
6. dated someone twice - no 7. kissed someone and regretted it - nah 8. been cheated on - no 9. lost someone special - yes 10. been depressed - its_been_84_years.gif 11. gotten drunk and thrown up - yea :/
FAVE COLORS
12. purple 13. silver 14. gold
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU...
15. made new friends - yuhhhhh 16. fallen out of love - nah 17. laughed until you cried - yeah 18. found out someone was talking about you - yeah! positive things tho 19. met someone who changed you - yes! 20. found out who your friends are - LOVE YA WENDY’S GC 21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - lmao no. this is oddly specific
GENERAL
22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - all of em 23. do you have any pets - nope 24. do you want to change your name - I think I grew into it 25. what did you do for your last birthday - 8am to 2pm classes 💀 26. what time did you wake up today - 7am I feel like death  27. what were you doing at midnight last night - tryna sleep cos I had an 8am appointment today 28. what is something you cant wait for - my haircut... 30. what are you listening to right now - childs play by drake 31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - my uncle lmao 32. something that’s getting on your nerves - my mom having the audacity to think that I could get up for an 8am appointment 33. most visited website - tumblr probably  🚶 34. hair color - dark brown growing out from when I dyed it blond 35. long or short hair - short! regrettably can’t pull off long :( 36. do you have a crush on someone - not currently 37. what do you like about yourself - my eye shape? 38. want any piercings? - nah 39. blood type - I’M A FAKE ASIAN I DON’T KNOW 40. nicknames - matt, short for matt 41. relationship status - Please 42. zodiac - ox 43. pronouns - any are cool 44. fave tv shows - elementary (NEW SEASON BITCH!!!) 45. tattoos - nah 46. right or left handed - right 47. ever had surgery - do stitches count 48. piercings - nope 49. sport - biking 50. vacation - is this asking where i wanna go. SOUTHERN ITALY 51. trainers - huh
MORE GENERAL
52. eating - strawberry yogurt 53. drinking - water. stay hydrated kids 54. i’m about to watch - it’s dangerous outside the blankets for mino 55. waiting for - my friend to text me back with the tea bicth!!!!! 56. want - chè 57. get married - it’d be nice................... 58. career - activism and grassroots organising!!! that shit’s sexy
WHICH IS BETTER
59. hugs or kisses - hugs 60. lips or eyes - eyes 61. shorter or taller - taller 62. older or younger - based on my history i think my pref is older. but I’m open 2 change :-) 63. nice arms or stomach - arms 64. hookup or relationship - relationship 65. troublemaker or hesitant - troublemaker
HAVE YOU EVER
66. kissed a stranger - no 67. drank hard liquor - yuh 68. lost glasses - once i was looking for them and they were on the table right in front of me 💀 69. turned someone down - yes 70. sex on first date - no 71. broken someone’s heart - maybe. kinda 72. had your heart broken - no 73. been arrested - nooooooooo 74. cried when someone died - yes :( 75. fallen for a friend - nah
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
76. yourself - in this economy? 77. miracles - no 78. love at first sight - no 79. santa claus - no 80. kiss on a first date - sure 81. angels - no
OTHER
82. best friend’s name - MARK ily 83. eye color - brown 84. fave movie - inception (2010) dir. christopher nolan is THAT bitch!!! 85. fave actor - dave franco can Dick me Down
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