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daydreamrry · 2 years

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Ok, lemme get this straight (long post, sorry mod I have time today).

This started off with HO being SO in love and super serious, they just HAD to debut their relationship to the world via Harry’s manager’s wedding and move in together after 3 days.

But ouch. The majority of fans, GP and actual entertainment/celeb journalists don’t buy that. We find out they didn’t move in together in the first place in LA since O was just bringing her luggage she over to the UK to be with Jason and the kids (which, duh). And she didn’t live with Harry in the UK either since she was literally always papped at/around her house with Jason.

So THEN the justification becomes… “Well, they ARE real but they’re using the stunt for PR purposes. They’re still super serious!! Look at the (awkward) Italy pics AND they’ve moved into a new place in Los Feliz!!”

What was wrong with Jeff’s house, their first love nest? No, let’s all forget about that, don’t question it 🤫

So nope, no one is buying that either. Harry is never seen in Los Feliz after the first pap pics that accompanied the moving in articles. But O is papped there multiple times by herself, of course she is. remember her making a show of buying out the kids section at Target to show she was moving in? and yes, Harry was touring but she was papped there when Harry was in LA too. And yet nothing apart from their weird dinner party they apparently threw (which her friends posted about and Harry wasn’t in any of the ig stories from that day 🤭).

Again no. people aren’t believing it. And the last few weeks of everyone hardcore ignoring O’s dumb ass didn’t help either, did it?

So NOW the excuse is”welllll…they DID hook up in the beginning and they went public to avoid backlash but now it’s mostly PR..maybe still hooking up.”

Their teams think everyone is stupid, it’s so annoying. I know some people eat it up because they literally don’t read anything beyond a headline, or they project themselves on O since she became a deranged fangirl. But some of us see patterns, inconsistencies and major plot holes here. Some of us are adults with real jobs and real world experiences. Some of us know people in the industry and see through all of this. Changing the story every few months to make something fit isn’t going to work, especially in this fandom.

What’s very clear is Harry has never touched her beyond that staged yacht disaster. Trying to push the hooking up story is so tired. and the whole “trying to get ahead of the story” excuse is stupid too. If they really did have some torrid love affair, they easily could’ve denied it. O had every incentive, if she really valued her professional reputation and her family’s delicate situation at that time to flat out deny it to protect her kids and Jason if she cared. Even if they did have an affair, it was still in everyone’s best interests to cover it up. Not go on multiple pap walks in a pandemic and sell the story to multiple tabloids and Deuxmoi.

Instead O happily put on an ill-fitting Gucci frock in front of paps because she values publicity and fame more than anything else. Harry is his own mess for agreeing to this in the first place but he at least has the decency to look embarrassed around her, I know he regrets this big time. Literally everyone involved looks like trash but you KNOW they thought we were gonna fall over ourselves with how in love we would be with O and their relationship. Please, spare all of us. This shit has been fake since those lame af trailer pics on set. To whoever needs to hear this: no amount of shippers or O team members in different inboxes trying to push a new agenda is going to sway the majority. It’s too late, y’all fumbled the ball and we’re ALL ready to move on. NEXT. 💅

PERIOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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