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"no one does those things in real life that's unrealistic" what a miserable little life you live where you dont guffaw every once in a while

#today i found out my friend hates the word guffaw #'just say laugh' but he's guffawing monika #the chronicles of google docs and guddu

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If the FBI is watching me i want them to keep their whore mouths shut

#im not murdering anyone okay #just writing #the chronicles of google docs and guddu

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I didn't even realize i was using my mother's email on chrome until she called me to ask why I've made twenty plus searches about open heart surgery and what could cause it to be necessary she was so concerned lmfao

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ao3 - a_really_hot_caterpillar

pinterest - a_really_hot_caterpillar

Not promising anything but I love a fic idea any time of the day. Random brainrots in the inbox are absolutely welcome. If I like a scenario or headcanon a lot i might or might not lose focus and write a fic hehe 💕

My biggest wip is this 60-70k sherliam reincarnation/modern au, but i do small oneshots here and there all the time. Here's a masterlist.

Again, not promising anything because I'm busy with studies and family a lot of the time but don't let that stop you from sending requests. I have a tendency to procrastinate on life by writing about my favorite gay losers

My playlists -

Sherliam songs, kinda messy, basically just all the songs that apply to sherliam, 5hr14min

Songs that apply to sherliam but in Hindi!! 2hr3min

Satosugu songs in chronological order from them falling in love to the break up to geto's death, if you're as obsessed as me you'd know which song is from whose pov, 5hr23min

#im guddu/madhu/madhav #pronouns are all #currently in a heavy jjk and mtp hyperfixation #but other fandoms include buddy daddies. spy x family. ouran high school host club. demon slayer. sk8 the infinity #the chronicles of google docs and guddu #<- is the tag for my writing shenanigans #fandom posts are tagged as the media or ship name #this blog has unmarked spoilers

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Nothing says "lucky day" like figuring out the solution to one of your biggest plot holes at 00:01 midnight.

#The first minute is this good #how better can this day get? #the chronicles of google docs and guddu #until it killed you

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Im going to start another wip nobody can fucking stop me

#i am a mess of a human #actually no #im not even a human #my chaos qualifies me to faerie changeling levels #the chronicles of google docs and guddu

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The five stages of reading an exceptionally good fic after you've become a fic writer yourself:

Judgemental. (let's see what this is)

Impressed. (holy shit this is good)

Jealous. (why couldn't i come up with something like this)

Angry. (the same as above but intensified)

Acceptance. (god i hope i write like them one day)

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Chapter 14 and 15 written y'all are NOT ready muahahahah

#oh louis im sorry #it's for the plot im sorry #the chronicles of google docs and guddu

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In one of my wips theyre dying in each other's embrace and in another they're cooking pancakes together

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How do you kindly ask your beta to read another chapter of your fic after you wrote "ass crack of dawn" instead of crack of dawn because you thought it was funny at that time without being embarrassed

#she's so nice #she puts up with so much #you get to read the chapter after she has removed all my middle school humor from it #there's an instance every 2-3 chapters where she'll go 'why did you write that' and I'll actually start wondering #why DID I write that. #the chronicles of google docs and guddu

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Denial is such a strong plot tool

#they kissed and it was wrong teehee :3 #not gonna give spoilers but it's so long before i give yall an actual confession kiss #but its going to be so worth it #im so excited to write thag #that* #the chronicles of google docs and guddu

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Renaming an untitled document something like "Chapter 19" is like adopting a kid and naming it Kid no. 19

#i do that on a regular basis #the chronicles of google docs and guddu

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At least one person out of those 82 regular readers actually understands the true metaphors behind the excessive attention on the doors in this story my little writer heart is content

#'OMG DOES THIS THING SYMBOLISE YADA YADA YADA' YES IT DOES BBG IM SO HAPPY YOU EXIST #the chronicles of google docs and guddu

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Friend: they're still not even close to being together, don't make it too emo.

Me: DoNt mAkE iT ToO eMo *makes my silly little guy compare his lover's kisses to poison*

#HAH #oh ho ho this is gonna be so delicious #the chronicles of google docs and guddu

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37k words, 15 chapters (excluding the poem i wrote from william's pov) posted. Almost half the story is done it's about time i bring on the real angst 😈

#i hope someone cries #the chronicles of google docs and guddu

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As soon as someone answers my questions I'll write the next six chapters today and tomorrow and draft them I'm so so impatient someone please answer

#i have 🔥TIME🔥 #i have 💥MOTIVATION💥 #im feeling 💪POWERFUL💪 #only one thing can stop me and it's not god #wrote chapter 15 long ago as it's the flashback chapter of their deaths and I have a 700 words or something left to write in chapter 14 #chapter 16-19 is a continuous Big Thing™ that happens so I'll probably write it as a 10k piece with switched povs in a single document #im motivated lately so i probably could write it in two days #dont worry about me i have a two day break a chaotic mind and a general disregard for educational authority #the chronicles of google docs and guddu