#the only fucking especies i would GLADLY make extinct MYSELF

[soft-deceitful-wiles]

So... A GIGANTIC FLYING ROACH got in my house (btw, there werent supposed to be any of those here in Madrid!!!!!!!!! 😒😒😒😩😩😩), but i couldnt kill it in time and it got behind some big shelving and i cant get to it

And the fucking little bitch just WONT COME OUT

And I CANT GO TO SLEEP LIKE THIS CAUSE WHAT IF IT CLIMBS ON ME WHEN IM ASLEEP OMG

Id rather DIE of lack of sleep at this point...

And my freaking cat... I mean i love him more than my entire fucking life but COME ON!! USELESS when it comes to this!

little adorable asshole doesnt pay rent and wont even protect the house the few times i need him to 😑

I wanna go to bed

#mine #i mean the fucking shelves have no backing so it could have gone into ANYTHING #and its super late so i cant be making too much noise #i already screamed a bit like a little girl when it flew towards me #omg i almost died #i fucking hate them #the only fucking especies i would GLADLY make extinct MYSELF #without a second thought #and whatever eats them #just choose something less fucking gross #you'll see its better #and thats it #the world would be better and brighter!

[purplesurveys]

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What’s the most historic thing that has happened in your lifetime? I can think of a few things. There’s 9/11 though I was barely conscious then, Osama Bin Laden’s death, the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami, 2011 Japan earthquake, and the H1N1 and Covid pandemics. In my country, there were typhoons Ondoy and Yolanda, the Manila hostage crisis, and the Hello Garci election corruption scandal. Out of these, though, I’d say the heaviest ones to bear have been 9/11 and Covid.

What happens in your country regularly that people in most countries would find strange or bizarre?

We use a spoon and fork to eat and only really fancy shmancy restaurants give you a knife and a fork. Many eat with their hands as well, though this is way more common in provinces.

Everyone is late to everything and punctuality isn’t a thing, which is a big culture pet peeve of mine and I still like arriving early/on time anywhere.

This applies to Asia in general lmao, but shoes typically aren’t allowed or at least frowned upon if they go beyond the main entrance of houses.

We start Christmas as early as September, and we end it by the last week of January

When families get together, aunts/uncles will usually greet their nieces/nephews by asking if they already have a boy/girlfriend and/or telling them that they got fat. Horror relatives will greet you with both.

People generally like to keep to themselves, so striking a friendly conversation with strangers even if you have the pure, genuine intention to be simply friendly will just lead them to think you’re being a creep lol

What has been blown way out of proportion? The effects of video games and the question of it increasing violence among kids. Sure there’ve been gruesome accounts and no one’s invalidating those, but the overwhelmingly vast amount of people who play video games end up okay. I had so many killing binges on GTA but to this day I can’t even look at a real gun without shuddering, lol. When was a time you acted nonchalant but were going crazy inside? This is me every morning at work. 9 AM-11 AM is always the busiest period and it’s a lot of shit happening at the same time and a lot of morning deadlines to meet, but unlike college I can’t exactly call for a timeout whenever I want and have panic attacks anymore.

What’s about to get much better? I hope my fucking life is next in line. I’m tired of being tired of being tired.

What are some clever examples of misdirection you’ve seen? Probably all the times WWE would mislead viewers on a rumored return or debut of a big name by saying they’re in another city, implying that there’s no way they’d be appearing on a WWE show. This happened with Ronda Rousey and it was so fucking exciting when she finally showed up, haha.

What’s your funniest story involving a car? I don’t know, really...I don’t try to be funny when I’m on the wheel lol. Probably the time I let Angela use my car on campus, and when she needed to make a u-turn she ended up doing an awkward 90º turn and had an SUV nearly crash towards us. She had only driven a handful of times at that point so she was a little clumsy, but neither of us had any idea she’d fuck up a simple u-turn as badly as she ended up doing lmao.

What would be the click-bait titles of some popular movies? I can think of more clickbait posters than titles, but I can’t seem to remember what those films are called right now.

If you built a themed hotel, what would the theme be and what would the rooms look like? Themed hotels generally make me cringe. The most theme-y place we ever stayed at was the lodge in Sagada and it was really just more homey than anything. I’m not into themes when it comes to hotels as I find it a little cheap lol and I’ve always preferred a straightforward experience in the places I stay at for vacations.

What scientific discovery would change the course of humanity overnight if it was discovered? A way to live forever. < This is a good one. Also, maybe a huge asteroid or meteor bound to hit the planet that will make widespread extinction a certainty? I can’t even begin to imagine the panic that will rise from something like that.

Do you think that humans will ever be able to live together in harmony? I doubt it. It sounds difficult especially when you realize we’re 7 billion in total.

What would your perfect bar look like? As long as there aren’t any annoying younger college kids, who are almost always the loudest crowd and not in a good way, I’m okay with any kind of bar.

What’s the scariest non-horror movie? Some shots in 2001: A Space Odyssey are freaky as fuck. There were several scenes that included sudden HAL shots, and I did not enjoy those. How the fuck Kubrick managed to make a computer scary is beyond me. I’ve also always skipped the vortex scene with the creepy face shots after seeing it once.

What’s the most amazing true story you’ve heard? This is a really vague question... a few months ago I watched this video diary of parents who had a child born at like 25 weeks. Just way too early, basically. And they recorded the kid’s weekly progress, how she kept fighting, and her journey of being transported from one machine to another while she still needed them. It was beautiful to see her get bigger and plumper with each week that passed and it was just such a feel-good story to watch. I was so relieved when they showed footage of her as a normal, healthy toddler by the end of the clip.

What’s the grossest food that you just can’t get enough of? I know balut is pretty unpopular in the Western part of the world, but I’ll gladly eat a dozen of them in one sitting. In general Asian street food is usually considered gross - pig intestines, chicken intestines, chicken feet, pig ears, etc., but all are normal in the culture I was raised in.

What brand are you most loyal to? It’s annoying and I can’t help it, but Apple.

What’s the most awkward thing that happens to you on a regular basis? I try not to make it regular, but sometimes a mistake on my end will slip through in an email I’m sending and I have to send another email correcting myself and apologizing for the oversight. One of my least favorite parts about work.

If you had to disappear and start a whole new life, what would you want your new life to look like? I’m not wishing for much. I just wish it was easier to remove any trace of me on social media sites and have it be as if I never existed because I think that would make it easier for me to move on from...well, you know what. I still have trouble verbalizing it and I don’t feel like mentioning it tonight.

But idk, I like staying connected to my family and friends, so idk if I can ever achieve that. And that said, I think I’m bound to always keep seeing her around.

What movie or book do you know the most quotes from? I memorize a pathetic amount of dialogue from Love Actually, Twilight, Titanic, and The Proposal.  What was one of the most interesting concerts you’ve been to? I guess Coldplay? They gave assigned lightsticks for each section and the crowd looked amazing when the production crew activated the lights for certain songs. I still have some of the clips because I posted them on Snapchat, so I’m really glad I did that; otherwise I would’ve lost the videos forever.

Where are you not welcome anymore? I’ve felt pretty unwelcome around her. How she could do a 180 and just not be interested in having anything to do with me is really soul-crushing.

What do you think could be done to improve the media? Fact fucking check, please. Also keeping sources balanced, avoiding clickbait headlines, being more objective than neutral, and don’t fucking sensationalize. How timely that this landed on a journalism graduate, hahaha.

What’s the most recent show you’ve binge watched? Start Up but I haven’t continued in the last two weeks :/ I think it’s because I know I’m nearing the finale and I subconsciously just don’t want to run out of Start Up episodes to watch lol but yeah, I still have four episodes left and I have no clue when I’ll watch it again.

What’s a common experience for many people that you’ve never experienced? Being close with their mom and considering them as their rock.

What are some misconceptions about your hobby? I don’t know enough about embroidery to know misconceptions about it.

What did you Google last? 2001: A Space Odyssey because I needed to be sure of the scenes I planned on citing in the question above that made me mention the movie.

What’s the dumbest thing someone has argued with you about? Not being able to find a restaurant to eat at. The backstory is a little complicated but it’s the same fight that led my younger brother to slap me across the face, and what subsequently led me to stop speaking to him.

If money and practicality weren’t a problem, what would be the most interesting way to get around town? Probably a tank.

What’s the longest rabbit hole you’ve been down? It’s always the ones on Wikipedia lol. I find weird and interesting articles on there all the time; there’s always something new to read.

What odd smell do you really enjoy? The rain, though sometimes it can be too overpowering when the humidity has been high. I like it for the most part, though.

What fashion trend makes you cringe or laugh every time you see it? Streetwear is so fucking dull to me. I never saw the appeal.

What’s your best story of you or someone else trying to be sneaky and failing miserably? Hahahaha this happened just a few weeks ago actually. My parents and I were headed out to have some ramen, and I opened the car door to hop onto the backseat. They didn’t prepare beforehand and they left the Christmas gift I asked for - a corkboard - in the backseat, so I was able to see the whole thing, unwrapped and with price tag and all. Their mortified faces knowing that their secret’s been blown were hilarious. They had no choice but to just give it up, and the corkboard has been on my wall since.

If you had a HUD that showed three stats about any person you looked at, what three stats would you want it to show? I guess the stability of our relationship, their general mood for the day, and erm how badly they need a hug because I’m always willing to give some.

What’s the best way you or someone you know has gotten out of a ticket / trouble with the law? My mom fake-cries her way out and it’s always been hilarious to see a grown ass woman do it and pull it off every time.

Tear gas makes people cry and laughing gas makes people giggle, what other kinds of gases do you wish existed? I don’t really want to manipulate people’s action in this way, so pass.

#survey #surveys

[manygalaxiesinone]

What if Gwen Lives Part 7

((Greetings Hee ho dood! Prinnyfrost reporting for duty! Here it is people! The conclusion of “What if��� Gwen Lives AU I came up with so long ago!

OR IS IT??!!!

We continue our story with the in Part 2 of the War of the Netherworld. Everyone returns to the castle so they can make a route to the Battleship Gargantua. Like before, Jennifer already put the coordinates in beforehand, but they need to take care of the rest of the ships that are still flying around.

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“You thinking what I’m thinking Big Brother?”

“Hell yeah I am! Let’s do it!”

“Uhh...what are they thinking?”

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“Let’s just say, you may want to stay out of their way for a while. Try not to make too much of a mess you two!”

And insert your own Sonic Forces double boost meme here. Go ahead, it’s on me internet. After the EDF gets completely REKT by two half demon children, the party gets on board. Things play out pretty much the same as before with Gordon warning everyone about the Astro Canon and the cyborg soldiers,

and of course the realization of Kurtis modifying Jennifer.

Then we get a message from Carter pointing out that he’s doing all of this because the world is lacking in resources and pretty much everything you heard Thanos complain about in the Infinity War movie. I neglected to point out the flaws in this “great” plan of his in my EWW: Disgaea post I made some time back, so I’mma let Previous Overlord Gwendolyn say it for me.

“Wouldn’t creating a war such as this escalate the extinction of the human race? I’d imagine you’d have to spend plenty of resources to create such a huge fleet. Also, I’m sure you noticed how quickly those ships have been taken down. My two children were kind enough to let everyone evacuate before destroying them, but even I have to admit that not all demons are this merciful. Even if you did manage to successfully take us over, how would you know that the Netherworld is safe enough for normal humans and has enough resources for everyone? Are you sure you truly care about saving the world, or are you one of those people who make excuses just to do whatever they please and only act just to save their own hide?!”

Carter is conflicted and outraged by Gwen’s response he just insures that they’ll all pay and ends the call right there and then. Yeah, sadly we don’t get to hear Gordon call him a chrome dome.

Now we come to the confrontation with Kurtis. Like before, he tells everyone his tragic past about how he lost his wife and daughter due to an accident at the lab involving criminals and the fact that Gordon not making it in time to save them is what drove him to path he’s on now. Gordon apologizes for his previous failings, but still points out that helping Carter out with this war will still result in countless sacrifices.

“It matters not what planet I’m on, Earth or the Netherworld, I am still a defender! As such, I shall fight with my body and soul until the very end to do what is right, even if it means facing a comrade in arms! Come Kurtis! Let our true spirit clash once more and see justice prevail!”

In the end, Gordon wins and shows Kurtis what it truly means to be a Defender! Unlike before when Laharl and Etna agrees to finish him after winning (before Flonne stops him), this time, there’s only a possibility that Etna might joke about doing that, but other than that, everyone’s pretty much in agreement to let him live.

“Hey Big brother, how about we invite him to stay with us in the Netherworld? This way, he can be a Defender of the Galaxy too!”

“Why not? We could always use another vassal.”

“What do you say Kurtis? Will you fight alongside us as a comrade?”

“After everything, you’re willing to let someone like me join you? Hahaha... You’ve found a hilarious bunch Gordon. Unfortunately, I’ve used too much energy during the fight. My body has to rest for a while. Gordon...be careful of...Jennifer.” -passes out-

They soon meet up with Carter and realizes the modification Kurtis installed in Jennifer wasn’t quite what they expected. Carter explains that this neural override device practically makes Jennifer into his puppet...and naturally Gwen is completely outraged by this act, attempting to blast him with a powerful spell, but Carter’s protected by some sort of force field.

“What kind of father would even consider committing such cruel act to their child?! Something so inhumane only proves that you’re only goal is to protect yourself!”

“It appears you never understand that some sacrifices must be made in order to achieve the greater good. If it means saving the Earth, then I’ll gladly exchange a few lives. Now, I think it’s time to put an end to all of this. Jennifer, start with that foul mouthed woman!”

Jennifer does as instructed, but Gordon gets in the way taking the hit instead. Sicily goes over to heals him as she realizes that he too used a lot of his energy back during his fight with Kurtis and is probably a little spent.

“Hey Prince, why don’t we just blow up the ship? You seem to handle the other ones just fine.”

“I can’t. I promised Sicily I’d give her the ship once this is all over.”

“Aww, I was just about to claim this ship!”

Fortunately, Kurtis shows up just in time to save the day, and like before, it is indeed a shock that Kurtis has already recovered so quickly. Things play off in the original story even with Carter activating the bomb he planted in the device, which naturally pisses off Gwen even more to the point where she made cracks in the force field protecting Carter. This gets Carter concerned since now there’s a chance he could die from the explosion as well and tries to call Jennifer off, but it’s too late. Kurtis sacrifices himself to deactivate the device and save everyone. Laharl tells death to reunite his soul with his wife and daughter and is less tsundere about the reason. Jennifer is back to normal and Gordon recruits her to fight as an equal to him rather than an assistant. Just when it looks like Carter is completely cornered, he calls out the celestial host to aid him, much to the surprise of Flonne.

“It can’t be! Why are angels helping this man?!”

“Celestia’s involved now? I knew they had a grudge against us, but this is ridiculous.”

Gwen: (First an assassination and now this? It’s hard to imagine Lamington would resort to this. Just what’s going on in Celestia right now?)

After the battle the episode ends how it does before, with Carter escaping and being threatened by Vyers to reveal that Vulcanus was the one pulling the strings. Vyers tells him that until he realizes the cause of his actions, he will be plagued by nightmares, proving once again that deep down this is a demon you do NOT want to fuck around with. The episode ends with Flonne’s declaration to go to Celestia.

Now, it’s time for the Final Episode, what lies beyond the battle. Flonne made up her mind to find out what Lamington’s true intentions are, even if it means she has to face him and her fellow angels as enemies. Of course, no one’s letting her go alone for this.

“This is my chance as the Overlord to see Celestia myself. I can’t pass up on that. Besides, I told you. It’s my duty as your guide to make sure you’re kept alive.”

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“Big brother, why can’t you just admit that you want be by her side? It’s clear that you care about her.”

“No it’s not! I mean, I don’t, but, I- just shut your trap!”

“Come on Princess, you know that the Prince is a big boy now, and big boys like him act tough around girls they like.”

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“You mean all those guys that pick a fight with you actually like you Etna? You must have a lot of fans.”

“Well, that’s one way of putting it.”

“Hmph! I don’t need this. We’ll just go on our own if we have to.”

Gwen: “Now, now. We were just having a bit of fun. No one said we weren’t going together.”

“She’s right! As a defender, it would be wrong to be to leave a comrade to fight on their own.”

“No matter what happens, we all have to stick together. That’s what friends are for, right?”

“BEEP BLOOP BLIP BEEP!!! NEVER LEAVE A FRIEND BEHIND! THAT’S THE LAW!!!”

“Thank you so much everyone!”

They make it to the Celestial Gate, created by one of the previous Seraphs to prevent anyone other than Celestial Residents from entering. In which case, it’s a good thing Flonne’s around since Sicily’s not an angel in this continuity. And once they open the gate, they see none other than...

Vyers! Ta-daaaaaaaaaa!

“Didn’t you just say that only angels can get through this gate?”

“Oh, uhh, that’s odd.”

“Maybe he’s actually an angel in disguise?”

Like before, Vyers points out that he just made it up here by chance (even though it’s been over a thousand years since any other demon made it through the gate), and that he’s here to test everyone’s resolve. In the end, he points out that humans, demons, and angels has had a history of labeling each other and that this group can be an example that regardless of their differences, as long as they become one in mind, they can overcome anything. Before leaving, Gwen asks him if he knows what Lamington is up to. Remember, it’s at this point of the story that Vyers realizes that Gwen is on to him not being what he seems, but Gwen has no involvement of what they’re planning. Part of Vyers wants to reveal the truth to her, but ultimately, he knows now’s not the right time, especially since both Laharl and Flonne are right there.

“Vyers, you know what he’s planning, do you? What has the Seraph been up to lately? Please...please tell me!”

“...It would be best to ask him yourself. That’s what you all came here to do, is it not? Why spread rumors when you could hear it straight from the horse’s mouth?”

He then leaves before she had a chance to stop him again. Gwen couldn’t help but still feel at least a little upset about being left in the dark like this, but soon snaps out of it, hoping that there really is a good reason to all of this in the end. The party soon encounter the angels that were sent by Vulcanus to intercept and kill them (despite Lamington clearly stating that he only wanted them captured!) and like before, Flonne is stunned by the reality of having to fight the angels.

“What’s wrong Flonne? I thought you said you were ready for this.”

“I thought I was, but I...I can’t...”

“Flonne, are you sure you’re ready for what lies ahead? To get the answer you want, you must make sure you’re determined to face the hardships that come with it. If you’re not up for it, then we can turn back and head to the Netherworld. It’s up to you.”

“I...” -takes a deep breath- “I’m ready. I’m alright now. Thank you Lady Gwen.”

And this they begin kicking some angel butt. Soon, they come across Archangel Vulcanus...the evilest angel around.

“Hey, Big Brother, doesn’t he kinda look like that villain from that game we used to play? What was his name again...”Dr. Mustache Moron”?”

“HAAAHAHAHAHAAAA! You’re right! Hey Gordon, you sure you two never met before?”

Vulcanus: “Grrr... you filthy demon brats! How DARE you?!”

I would’ve gone with “Baldi McNosehair”, but last I checked, Vulcanus isn’t bald. Anywho, like before, Vulcanus has branded Flonne a traitor for joining with the demons and has ordered her execution, and like before, Flonne points out that by allowing his own heart to be blinded by prejudice, the evil he speaks so much about is in his heart. BTW, #Pwned. Out of rage, Vulcanus calls out more soldiers to take care of them, and they lose. After the fight, Laharl brings out a good point that if Lamington isn’t involved in this, how come he hasn’t come out to save Flonne yet. Despite this, Flonne will continue to believe that Lamington has a good reason for everything that’s going on. Flonne knows that deep down, she’ll be punished for harming angels, but no matter what happens, she’s glad to be around some wonderful people. They soon meet up with Vulcanus again and this time, he attempts to get rid of them by summoning demons he made a pact with where if the party dies, they can have the Netherworld.

“Shouldn’t this count as treason too since you see all demons as “the enemy”?”

“Yeah! You’re trying to make Flonne look bad when you’re no better!”

“Not doing a good job convincing us you’re not the villain here, are ya?”

“Silence! This is act that must be good for the greater good of everyone.”

Before he could explain what he’s talking about, he leaves. Both Gwen and Gordon are viewing the situation and believe it might be best to come up with a strategic retreat...until Kurtis shows up! Yeah, Kurtis is still a prinny for his past sins, and somehow graduated from Hades in such a short amount of time, but hey, he’s here now. Unlike before though, it would be Etna that couldn’t contain her laughter, not Laharl. Also, I’m pretty sure Sicily might glomp him a bit considering her fixation with prinnies. With their morale at an all time high, they can take care of the higher demons and move on to the Seraphic Sanctuary. They see the guards protecting Lamington, blocking the path with their impervious force field. In the original story, it took the combined efforts of everyone, to use a Galaxy Omega Star blast strong enough to destroy the force field. This time, they now have Gwen and Sicily teaming up as well, so their camaraderie is much stronger than before. So I’d say that instead of Galaxy Omega Star, it’s more like...

Universal Peta Star. Not only are the shields destroyed, but they also take about a decent amount of damage before the battle starts.

They soon meet up with Vulcanus and he finally reveals his plan to achieve absolute peace by becoming a god and keep a watchful eye over the universe. Flonne argues that peace can only be achieved when everyone join hands in unity. Vulcanus points out that her idea is doomed to fail due to the deceit of demons and foolishness of humans. And just like with Carter’s argument, I’m going to let other characters point out the flaws in this “grand idea”.

“Wouldn’t your selfish fantasy end in failure too? Considering your views on humans and demons, wouldn’t that bring a lot of lack of trust among you and the people you’re looking after?”

“He’s right. Any great leader would be nothing without the bond between them and their group. I’ll admit, we may have our ups and downs, but I’m proud stick with my friends until the very end.”

“My old man was respected by everyone in the Netherworld because he knew how to handle a kingdom as well as his strength. He went so far as to give up his own life not just for me, mom, and Sicily, but for all demon-kind.”

“Look at Flonne. Despite everything that’s happened, she still believes that Lamington has good intentions. That’s how much she trusts him. See can see the good man he is that other people might be able to.”

“You have shown your bias towards demons and humans. I imagine that your idea of peace would be to alter the minds of others by force or commit mass genocide. Instead of taking time out to fully understand the issue, you assume and act accordingly. If you do manage to become this “god” you envision yourself, ask yourself if you really call this true peace. And then ask that question again the moment you see a rebel intent on claiming your life.”

Ah, thank you Jim for introducing me to this meme. Anywho, despite this Vulcanus refuses to let go of his ambition and decides to fight the party himself. After realizing that he’s been backed into a corner by the power of teamwork, Vulcanus still has one trick up his sleeve, which is to convince Lamington to fight them and watch everyone kill each other.

Before entering the Sacred Alter, everyone takes one final moment to prepare themselves, for they don’t know exactly what’s going to happen. No matter what, they’re going to be ready...or so they think. Once they enter, Vulcanus wastes to try to convince Lamington that this is an invasion, but that plan’s already starting to get thrown out the window because of one little detail.

“It’s been quite some time since our last encounter Gwen. Good to see you’re still doing well.”

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“Same to you Lamington. Still taking proper care of the flowers, I see.”

“You two know each other?!”

Gwen: “We have meet a few times on occasion.”

Okay, I don’t really know if they really did know each other in the past, but it’s another possibility that I won’t deny. It’s probably one of those times when her and Krichevskoy left the castle and let Rainer babysit. That or he could be responsible for the wedding, whatever the case may be. Flonne goes on ahead and asks about why were angels helping humans invading the Netherworld. Vulcanus quickly denies it, saying that she’s been tricked by the demons.

“While demons can be violent, they don’t really act without reason and are really kind once you get to know them. They can be selfish and cynical at times, but demons are capable of expressing love pretty the same way as any other person, whether it’s familial love, admiration, or...”

-looks at Laharl- “...romantic.”

“...”

Lamington finds it a bit amusing that an angel would not only defend demons for their behavior, but also fall for one. Still he agrees that rather than understanding each other, Celestains have blinded themselves with prejudice, considering themselves as everything that’s pure and good, while labeling demons as the exact opposite. He also points out that he’s well aware of everything that Vulcanus has been up to.

Yup! Just like before, he turns Vulcanus into a flower before he had a chance to escape. If you ask me, he let him off easy. I’m surprised he didn’t send him straight to Hades for trying to dominate the universe. Actually, let me know if you want that outcome instead. I might use that retcon in the future. Lamington thanks Flonne for helping to protect the Netherworld from invasion and for stopping Vulcanus, but she still has to be punished for harming other angels. This is something that nobody is happy with. I mean NOBODY!

“Why does Flonne have to be punished?! She did nothing wrong!”

“It was a matter of self defense! She came here just to ask a question and the angels threatened to kill her!”

“She only followed what’s in her heart and stuck to her beliefs! When did such an act be considered a crime?!”

“BEEP BOOP BLIP BEEP!!! FLONNE IS INNOCENT! SHE’S IN AN UNFAIR TRIAL!!!”

“Flonne put all of her faith in you, and this is how you repay her loyalty?!”

“I may not be in the best position to say this, but shouldn’t all of her good deeds like saving the Netherworld and stopping Vulcanus balance out this one mistake?”

“I don’t care who you are, you lay one finger on her and it’ll be the last mistake you EVER make!”

“I...don’t understand Lamington. You send someone as innocent as her to assassinate my husband who was already dead, and now you’re going to punish her after only showing her concerns about the state of being for Celestia?! What in the name of the three worlds has gotten into you?! Answer me!”

“...”

“Please everyone, it’s alright. I’ve prepared myself for this.”

As a final request, Flonne asks Lamington to pardon everyone’s sins, to which he agrees. She thanks Laharl for being the best guide she could ever ask for. Unlike before, she doesn’t give him her pendant. In the original story, the pendant showed that Laharl’s heart is no longer wicked, proving that Flonne managed to reach him and reveal the kindness in his heart. Here though, it’s already clear that Laharl’s kind of a nice guy. While he does have trouble expressing his feelings sometimes, he is much nicer than his original counterpart, so leaving him with her pendant is pointless; however she does give Laharl one final gift...

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She gently puts her hand on his face and pulls him into a kiss. See, I told you I was saving it. Laharl is completely shocked by this even after when the kiss breaks. Flonne confesses her love for him and says her final goodbyes to everyone. Laharl snaps out of it, but it’s too late. Flonne is turned into her flower. The existence of Angel Trainee Flonne has been erased, along with her sins. Laharl walks up to the flower, not only upset that Flonne is gone, but also at himself for letting this happen. He questions himself, if he’s worthy of being an overlord, despite not being able to protect the woman he loved.

“King Laharl...do you despise me?”

-glares at Lamington- “Despise you? Of course I do you bastard!” -the ground begins to shake-

“Ah! What’s this huge serge of energy?!”

“It’s big brother! He’s losing control of himself!”

“Of course! Surely there’s nothing worse then a man’s scorn after losing a loved one.”

“BEEP BLOOP BLIP BEEP!!! EVERYONE! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!”

“Kill...you...

“I’LL KILL YOU!!!”

(This is my punishment...I willfully accept it.)

Yup, Laharl’s inner rage has unleashed once again, this time even stronger than before. You can bet your ass Lamington’s not going to have an easy time with this fight. I’d imagine it would be a tough fight, though probably not as before with Laharl’s amplified power from his anger. In fact, I won’t dismiss the possible ending where he ends up killing Lamington, but overtime, he’s reminded of his past experiences, like when he showed mercy to Hoggmeiser after ripping off Sicily, or when he forgave Etna for her betrayal, or when Flonne stopped him from seeking revenge for Sicily’s near death, or when Gwen told him that everything will be okay if he never gives up. Soon, when it looked like Laharl was about to deal the finishing blow, he stops. He couldn’t bring himself to do it, knowing that it won’t bring Flonne back. He goes up to the flower, and unlike before where he sheds a simple tear, this time is bawling his eyes out admitting that he’s going to miss her. Etna and Sicily goes up to console him, and Sicily can’t help but shed a few tears as well. Gwen looks at them and came to a conclusion. She’s glad to see Laharl and Sicily grow up and is glad to see people like Etna help out in looking after them. She’s sure that they’ll do a find job protecting the Netherworld together. She gives the three of them a hug and wishes all of them good luck. That’s right, Gwen is about to give up her life in exchange for Flonne’s, and she ends up doing so...in the alternate ending where Lamington dies.

But here, not only did Vyers just stop Gwen from doing it, he grabs her hand immediately right before she finishes saying Flonne’s name. Gwen is surprised by this and asks him what he’s doing.

“I’m glad you all came to terms with Krichevskoy’s decision. I know it’s not an easy task, but it’s important to understand to let things go and not rely solely on the path of vengeance. I apologize for keeping you in the dark for so long, but allow me to make everything clear. Look!”

Sure enough, Flonne is back! She’s not dead at all! Hooray! Of course, being happy to see her, Laharl gives her a nice hug, while Etna puts her into a minor headlock and of course, Sicily glomps her, bringing everyone down to the ground. The defenders of the galaxy couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief, while Gwen is just confused. Happy, but confused. Vyers reveals that he punishment all along was to turn her into a fallen angel and that she was actually sent to start bridging the gap between the Netherworld and Celestia, not to assassinate the overlord. When he reveals that Laharl and Flonne are the knot that binds the two worlds together, they look at each other and blush as they already have a feeling of what he meant.

“I hope you’ll forgive me. I couldn’t risk either Laharl or Flonne knowing about it early, or we would run the risk of their bond be formed artificially instead of naturally. We didn’t any pressure to damage the progression.”

“I understand. I knew I shouldn’t have doubted your true intentions.”

“Pardon me mister, but it’s clear that you’re more than who you lead on to be. Would you mind telling me who you are?”

“Hmhmhmmm...I suppose there’s no use hiding it now.”

“...”

“Y-You’re...”

“Daddy?!”

“Take great care of the Netherworld you two.”

“Of course! You can count us!”

“R-Right! We’ll keep the Netherworld safe no matter what!”

“Farewell everyone! Haaaahahahaaaaa!” -he bows and his spirit floats away-

Things tend to wrap up like it does in the original timeline, with Laharl making peace with Lamington, everyone returning to the Netherworld, Gordon, Jennifer, Thursday, and Kurtis taking off to defend the galaxy,

and Flonne becoming a teacher in the Netherworld, which is something I’m surprised hasn’t been touched on in the normal timeline. And after one of her classes ends, this happens...

“Come on big brother, what are you waiting for? She’s right there.”

“Y-Yeah, but what if she’s getting ready for another class soon?”

“I’ve seen her schedule. That was her last class for the day.”

“Why do you know that?”

“The better question is, why are YOU backing out at this great opportunity?”

“I’m not backing out!”

“Oh, you should be fine then.” -shoves him in the classroom- “Good luck Prince!”

Gwen: “I believe in you my son!”

Sicily: “I know you can do it Big Brother!”

“When I get out of here, I’m going to-”

“Oh, Sir Laharl! What brings you by?”

-!!- “Uh, nothing really. I was just...”

“Say, are you busy later today?”

“Not really. Why?”

“Well, I was wondering if you could...uh...”

“Do you need me to help Sicily feed the prinnies? That’s okay, I don’t mind.”

“No, it’s not that. It’s just...I..”

“Just go on a date with me, okay dammit?!”

“...”

“W-Wait, that came out wrong! Let me try a-”

“Sir Laharl! Of course I’ll go out with you!”

“He...hehe...

“Haaaahahahahahaaaaaaa!”

Welp, that’s the end folks. I hope you enjoyed watching it as much as I did making it...is what I WOULD say if there’s one small thing. You see, in the Disgaea timeline theory post I made, I pointed out that pretty much all of the bonus battles are considered either non-canon to the overall story, or just them fighting off different versions of said character. That is, except for one...

Tyrant Overlord Baal. That’s right, we’re postgaming this story! Tyrant Baal is coming back and it’s going to take more than an overlord to deal with this guy. Here’s the thing. I am open to suggestions on who the bonus characters would be. It’s not going to be a poll, just let me know who you want me to add and I’ll consider it as long as it’s anyone from the NIS series, except anyone from the following titles:

1. Disgaea 2 (Except maybe 14 year old Adell) 2. Disgaea 4 (Except maybe Tyrant Valvatorez) 3. Disgaea 5 4. Disgaea D2 (Sicily doesn’t count)

So, tune in for next time where our heroes take on what could possibly be the greatest challenge of their lives!))

#the mun has spoken #what if #disgaea