#the players will be fouling + illegal checking + stabbing + breaking bones + turning into wolves on the field and the refs are like

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(Image: Handshake meme template. One arm is "Deucalion in season 5", the other is "Beacon Hills lacrosse refs". Where they're shaking hands is replaced by the "I pretend I do not see it" meme.)

#look I have a lot of thoughts about teen wolf lacrosse. feel free to send asks/dms if you have questions I love talking about this #sorry in advance for the essay in the tags #I was suddenly possessed by the need to make this as quickly as possible #this is going to be funny to a small sect of people but I hope it will be as funny as I think it is #the refs fr be like -_- #you are not doing your job. why #the players will be fouling + illegal checking + stabbing + breaking bones + turning into wolves on the field and the refs are like #(looking off into the distance) hmm did I leave the stove on? #this is what I get for playing lacrosse in high school #I am one of 4 people who understands a sport that is a great metaphor aside from how much the refs ignore shit #ONE OF THE PLAYERS STABS SOMEONE. THIS HAPPENS IN S4 #if you can't follow play fast enough to see the most obvious foul in history why are you coaching #I know it's an aggressive sport but I coached middle schoolers as part of my longstanding high school detention #and as a lax ref the first thing you learn is how to break up a fight #bet these mfs on the sidelines have never gotten stick checked in the throat by an angry 13yo #like when they do break up a scuffle they do it so limp wristy #'are you gonna do that again' 'no' 'sure thing kid' #even if cody saintgnue was the one blatantly fouling like that I would still call that shit! you can't body slam someone! that's not legal! #ffs tv acts like ANYTHING is legal in lacrosse and it's basically soccer with sticks #checking is not targeted harassment (at least that's not legal play) it's only allowed when someone has the ball or is picking it up #and if you keep body checking someone when you can get by with less you will get called #in fact you get preemptively fouled for body checking too often even when it's entirely legal #+ most body checks are shoulder bc it's way easier to dislodge the ball without breaking someone's back #teen wolf #teen wolf memes #you ever think there's a watermark on your meme but then realize it's just tumblr text editing icons all over the place? good times