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shikai-the-storyteller · 4 years

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I absolutely didn’t go back through and edit this at all and hardly any of this is verbatim but I tried to take notes on some of what Mae Catt said during her stream if anyone is interested!

EDIT: Here’s a cleaner post with most of the Q&A.

She says she doesn’t want to yuck anybody’s yums re: ships. She seems Arcee and Grimlock more as friends, but she didn’t say they can’t be in a relationship

They fell in love with Perceptor so they wanted him on the “End of the World fighting the Quintessons” team

They had to dedicate a lot of effort into Dead End b/c it takes time to send in info for modeling a character and deciding on their alt mode

She was pitching Obsidian from Beast Machines really hard. She didn’t know what his personality would be it was just a “Look how cool he is!” sort of thing

Thought it’d be fun to have someone pessimistic like Dead End be on the team

“According to us, Drift did not make it, but I fully endorse whatever you want”

“The brand team had grown up on the toys as we had grown up on the toons, so we just wanted to make the best thing imaginable.” That’s nice

Rodimus was never considered for the show “it’s been covered to death”, but they were adamant about portraying Hot Rod as someone who wanted to be a leader

Hot Rod is someone who is learning to be a leader

“Please don’t tell JRO I forgot about Whirl” re: talking about why they chose each character for the “Anti-Quintesson” team

Q: Re: Why did Drift try to kill Roddy A: They said they needed a double-agent and they needed someone who would (seemingly) kill Hot Rod

She loves that Optimus is just trying so hard to rebuild Cybertron, I just want society to start rebuilding

Q: Since you mentioned Optimus's death... he didn't seem to have a plinth in "our" Matrix realm. Does that mean the list of Primes works differently? Like are the 13 more of a dynasty, rather than all being a group together? A: They decided Optimus would be in the Alt! Universe matrix because they wanted to show he was dead. Logical backflips because he needed to be among the 13 to talk to Windblade.

She says Starscream’s death hurt her most

They didn’t want to kill people off willy-nilly for shock value

"The audience will fall in love with Slipstream so she has to die" LMAO

She almost wanted Starscream to emerge from the Judge heads untouched but she’s ultimately glad that idea got shot down

Dead End’s eyes are white

She’d love to have a MTMTE Magnus / Minimus included. She wished and prayed to have Frenzy and Rumble

They wanted Jazz to be a lady!!!!!!!

These characters are like grown ups (kinda) with their own lives that we don’t see. Lots of stuff happening between episodes

“Rumble and Frenzy are always considered in my heart, but there wasn’t enough time or space or assets to do so”

“Alt Soundwaves also had their own Laserbeaks. I wonder if the scientist would’ve taken them out. He might’ve just gotten rid of them.”

“A lot of intelligent life is inherently mechanical” explaining why so much of the life we saw in the show were robots

She would’ve liked to have the other shows show up (TFP, TFA, G1, Shattered Glass) but they don’t have those assets or budget. “This will quickly become unclear to audiences who aren’t (you people).” They couldn’t have all these references when some of their audience wouldn’t get it

“Why does anyone collect what they collect? That’s a really angry dad who’s got five children and he plays music. Gotta have that” --re: the Scientist and Soundwave

Knock Out was considered but every Transformer under the sun was discussed at some point in the Writer’s room.

Developing Sky-Byte’s character was simultaneous with Jetfire’s character, "We knew we wanted Sky-Byte to be a poet, and we wanted him and Megatron to be chummy”

From the getgo they didn’t want any humans distracting from the Transformers

Q: Is Megatron dead? A: “In discussions we wanted to kill him. Wanted to do a reverse Optimus death. However, in the final product, I kinda enjoy the ambiguity rather than the final decision. Can’t remember if we were decisive about that in the script.”

She wanted them to have IDW Tarn in there “OBVIOUSLY (the perfect decepticon) should look like this guy. A faceless mindless Decepticon that only serves Megatron”

Q: Is Dead End a good boyfriend? A: Dead End is a work in progress, but maybe Percy is patient enough to get him there

Q: Is Astrotrain a good boyfriend?” A: “No, no...he’s not a good person, really”

“When I was desperately trying to save Starscream’s life even though I brutally murdered Slipstream--” LMAO She wanted Starscream to have amnesia and she says she wanted to have a redeption arc. She wanted him to have a Windblade shard and have it be kind of like Castaway, where he only talked to it (and the shard only had 5 phrases it could say) and eventually Bee would befriend him Wanted to write Starscream as an abuse victim who expected the worse of the Autobots, but she wanted him to warm up slowly

Wanted a Starscream and Optimus episode where he’s like “you did your best and that’s what counts”

Q: Is Percy a good boyfriend A: “Absolutely--WAIT HOLD ON. He’s very blunt, he doesn’t mince words, if you can handle his bluntness then you’re good. He is what he is and you have to deal with him.”

Q: Is Soundwave a good boyfriend? A: Soundwave is not a good boyfriend. He’s a good casual romance but he’s not a good boyfriend. Soundwave would be a terrible listener. He hears a lot but he’d tune you out.

Percy did permanently take over Mac’s bar

She really wanted Obsidian and Transmutate to be in the show.

If Thunderclash was in the show he and Jetfire would HATE each other. Thunderclash would be a rival reality star (maybe) to Media Fire

Fave Episode was “I Am the AllSpark” b/c of that Megatron and Starscream dialogue Also S2 04 Soundwave and Shockwave

Transmutate would be more like the uprising version (?) but modeled more on the BeastWars version

The Starscream & Megatron beatdown was super severe and they were like “holy frick they’re really going for it” when they saw the boards for it

She likes the Windblade / Slipstream ship

Her favorite VA is Jeremy Levy, he’s a really cool guy

She thinks Starscream and Cheetor could become (not necessarily friends, but connected?) because of their connection to the All Spark

Describes Starscream as an “Awful gremlin” several times

They say Megatron didn’t actually kill Starscream, just really beat him down hard

“Don’t take things I say as the end all be all”

She doesn’t think Bee would be a Prime, Windblade and Hot Rod would be a better Prime. He wouldn’t want to be a Prime. He’s the #2 to Primes!

With unlimited budget combiners could’ve been included, but it doesn’t seem like they thought about it

Astrotrain and the Insecticons are from Megatron X’s universe

Megatron’s priorities changed when he saw his doppelganger. Realizing he was a horrible tyrant, that scared him enough to return and not kill Optimus and make peace no matter what.

She thinks Cliffjumper and Bee wouldn’t get along, solely because of the IDW2 comic stuff

Got 26 episodes for season 3 because they got the 4-part movies

Megatron cares about his troops but not in a way that we would notice that care

Wasn’t a HUGE die-hard TF fan when she got into the series but she was a bigger GI Joe fan, she reread a bunch of things and did a lot of research

Cut joke: S2 E5 Megatron and OP finds the All Spark Decepticons and Autobots popping all over the world, Soundwave pops into Brazil where there’s a music festival and he’d crash the concert and hang out. He likes EDM the most?

The Titans want to be cities. They want citizens. They want to be lived in, that brings them joy (ouch)

Q: How did the Decepticons learn to stream? A: Because they’re deceptive! He knew he should dedicate some time to winning the hearts and minds of humans. Starscreams’ funeral was not the first time they streamed Optimus would use the official media channels, not a streaming service. Megatron would try to speak more directly to the people.

From the conception, the show wasn’t going to have humans

She thought people would ship Dead End / Percy but it wasn’t until she saw art that she started shipping them

Q: Is Optimus the type of streamer who would take 10 minutes to figure out how to un-mute his microphone A: Optimus is a dad. He has no idea what’s going on re: streaming. Optimus would say embarrassing news while Bee and Hot Rod are in the middle of streaming

Doesn’t ship Bee with anyone, she sees him as a little brother

Randolph put Rack ‘n Ruin in the show.

AcidStorm is genderfluid

Cold Construction doesn’t exist in this show. Maybe there’s one jet mode all the seekers really like

We have Mae Catt to thank for Whirl

Percy didn’t transform because not a good time to turn into a microscope while you’re trying to save your planet from Quintessons

If she were a transformer she’d want to be a stealth bomber. She’s 5′3 so she says she’d probably actually be a motorcycle like Chromia

They killed Prowl because it was Shadow Striker doing the killing and he’s a self-sacrificing lieutenant.

Enjoyed writing Starscream most, Clobber and Hot Rod became a joy, S2 E4 was her first one, it was fun getting into Hot Rod’s voice. She said it was hard doing Optimus’ voice, she’d always pass it off to someone to look at it.

She loves the idea of Wild Wheel robbing Astrotrain in train-mode, totally wild west-style

One of her proudest things was turning Lugnut into a gal

They wanted to include more female characters

They love Cosmos, she has a little toy of him. R2D2 but a transformer! They loved having her in the show

Blurr really was the fastest

Maccadam looking like a buff Rung was just a strange coincidence

Q: Megop rights? A: “Oh absolutely, duh”

Says we absolutely SHOULD write fanfic. Fanfiction made her into the writer she is today, she says you should write it

There’s a lot between episodes, people living their lives and characters living on the ship that don’t pop up in the show

She wrote non-stop Matrix fanfic from 12-20 years old, she learned a lot thanks to writing fanfic

Uses “They” pronouns for Rack ‘n Ruin but they both use “he”

Sad that Skywarp didn’t get a speaking line

Re: Starscream’s redemption arc: She wanted Starscream to have amnesia if they went the “he comes out of the ruins of the judge totally fine”. “A redemption arc needs to be facilitated by a character acknowledging that what they did was wrong. He would have a laundry list of excuses for everything, even if there was all that evidence to the contrary, but needs to acknowledge that reasons don’t matter because people got hurt. Needs to intend to do better. Let them try and let them fail, they don’t need to 180, it’s hard work to be a better person.”

Shadow Striker is taller than Optimus or is his height. She loves the gender-neutral designs for a lot of characters

She’s not going to say whether Ratchet finished medical school or not Laughed at the "i don't believe that man has ever been to medical school" comment

Q: How would you feel about a female Optimus Prime? A: [GAY LAUGHTER] “So do you turn Optimus Prime into a woman, or do you take characters like Elita One and uplift her? I would want to lean more into giving Elita One more oomph, I do love how Optimus doubts himself and if he’s worthy of being a Prime.”

Says Rack ‘n Ruin are probably the Prime in that one weird universe lmao

Loves the idea that Transformers have siblings / families

She doesn’t think Cybertronians celebrate birthdays. “Why would you celebrate being alive for 4 million years that sounds like a nightmare.” She says that people would be celebrating milestones if nothing else

She’d kill to have Perceptor meet the other stunticons

She says she doesn’t post fanfic as much anymore. Sends them to Natalie as love letters (Ghost Busters fics specifically)

In a world where you had unlimited budget it’d be fun if Cybertronians were constantly shape-shifting and changing their forms, they’d like having Transformers who “grew a beard” and decided to “shave it”

Re: Ratchet and Medical school: she wants a “I choose to believe Ratchet has never been to medical school” shirt

Natalie (her GF) said hi

She doesn’t understand cycles or astrocycles, she doesn’t understand the weird Transformers time stuff. (mood)

Natalie explained how ghost traps work and it was a delight "You're basically making a pocket dimension, that's how you capture ghosts" “The Technology for a ghost trap is like magic and science”

Maecatt's bringing all her TF toys over to the camera

Q: Elita prime when? A: All the time, in my heart!

Q: Why are you so mean to Percy? A: He's so mature and pragmatic that he can take it, and is willing to take one for the team bc he understands that it's what he needs to do. Yes, he’s calmly feral.

Yes to the hurt/comfort Deadceptor fanfic joke answer

She jokingly says she's willing to buy Cyberverse fanart prints

“Arcee was fun to figure out because there’s an extra bit of pressure to develop a female character, there is extra pressure to do it well since it’s representing a different community (not that women are different species) more representation is needed. “What kind of woman can our Arcee be?”” Scared to write her poorly, but they realized she could be a fun dynamic duo with Grimlock, someone who could keep up with him, not a “girl” version of him, but someone who could stand on her own two feet

Collecting Soundwave because Soundwave is COOL. Wouldn’t you collect a single father of 5 who carries them around in his chest?

Shockwave altered his vibes to have maximum bad vibes to destroy the All Spark

Rebooting the franchise: she’d maybe do beast wars or something

Skullcruncher is a lady! She misses Mac but Percy takes good care of her

She loved Beast Wars Inferno, she loved that Inferno called Megatron a Queen. It was played as a joke because the 90s weren’t very socially conscious, but she liked that Megatron never corrected him or beat him down

She wanted to have Lightbright and Nickle in the show

"Maybe Drift is alive, maybe he's rethinking his decision and he'll come back later"

She said it's hard talking about writing a show because you're designing the experience and you have to make sometimes what sounds like cold and pragmatic decisions (eg: "we need a cold and spunky female") which sucks, but they need to balance out the show. She says she'd never do that just for the sake of doing it, but it's part of something that they do need to be aware of while working on a show “Starts from a weirdly cold pragmatic place, but we try and put truth in it”

Q: Is Skullcruncher Percy's bouncer now that he's running Maccadam's? A: Oh totally

She felt bad about the writing thing because she says "you could throw a rock in California and you'd hit a writer / director or whatever" but she says she really likes being an authority on things now, even if it’s weird

She said Drift would've been helpful in S3 for sure, maybe he'd come up with Repugnis

Q: If Tarn is the perfect Decepticon who's the perfect Autobot A: Someone with a Firetruck alt mode, Autobot insignia as a face. Nat and her talked about it a lot. She says Optimus SHOULD be a fire truck, it makes the relationship between him and Ratchet a little more fun since Ratchet is an ambulance, and Optimus has an AX. It just makes sense! She agreed that the perfect Autobot would be Thunderclash after the chat said that

“If you put the proverbial budget-gun to my head, I’d keep Unicron in planet-mode because it’s more mysterious, but I want both alt modes”

Her favorite Megatron is Beast Wars Megatron

They didn’t want to go the Unicron route because everyone goes that route

Q: What sort of documents DID Optimus work on in the archives? A: Probably historical archives and working on all the Primes. Something like the French / American revolution equivalent, which informed his speech writing for Megatron and his own ethics. (NICE)

She doesn’t like Sky Lnxy’s design, it’s creepy. “He talks in the G1 episodes and the voice makes it worse.” She can’t get over his face

“Found” the social awkwardness for Optimus. Optimus depicted as a father figure in S1 because it’s from Bee’s perspective, S2 / S3 they were able to explore more and found the limits and found it was hard to maintain that level of heroic dialogue. Optimus would feel awkward about it too. Randolph did an impression of Optimus’ speech. “He can’t not be in war-mode” :(

Q: Were Optimus and Megatron friends ever, or did they just work together on the speech stuff? A: Oh hell yes, I think [the story] is always enhanced when they’re friends and when Optimus really believes in what Megatron was working on. Optimus’ rejection of Megatron is what pushes him over the edge, his best friend rejecting him pushes him into a place where he becomes a tyrannical person.

Q: Does Maccadam know we love him? A: *puts hand over heart and looks into the distance* Yes

“Who knows where Dead End ended up” then backtracks and says “Wait that sounds flippant”

Soundwave’s favorite Earth song is Despacito

Q: What's the best selfie Arcee's ever taken A: Mae Catt loves the one with the giraffe. She likes the idea of Arcee having a bunch of human friends

Q: What do the Transformers think of the Florida Man? A: They can’t really tell the difference between humans, they don’t really get it. It just sorta looks like all the normal stuff they see on Earth (or something)

Q: Who's the Florida Man of the Transformers A: Rack ‘n Ruin or Skybyte. But he’s too nice hmmm.

Leaned into the wackiness of Wheeljack because of the VA

Q: What does Optimus do when he's not giving speeches / being a leader when they were all hanging out on the ARK? A: I think he reads, he seems like a heavy reader. It’d be cute if he read really bad Earth romance novels. He seems like a guy who needs a break from everything.

Q: Does Optimus have hobbies? A: Not to borrow from Rung, but doesn’t it seem like Optimus would make model ships? Very quiet, very focused detail-oriented hobby. Oh duh, he also plays basketball.

“I’d love to see more jets [who aren’t our usual gang] and find out all jets are kinda snobby”. Kaon and Tarn would be fun, it’d be cool to make up places.

(Someone asking if Optimus would read 50 Shades of Gray, someone else saying “They’d take it the wrong way because Transformers turn gray when they die”)

Everyone on the Autobot side are friends with each other.

Q: Does Megatron do anything for fun or is he too angry? A: I want to say he’s too angry, he has fun beating people down but I don’t think he’s had fun for a long time

Q: Were you surprised that Jake Tillman was in his 20s listening to his Optimus the first time? A: Jake Tillman was a vine-r she listened to a ton. She’d heard him when he was in his teens

MaeCatt loves that Shadow Striker saved Windblade’s body and kept her safe

Q: what was most important to you personally to put out in each episode? like humor/characterization/arcs A: Wanted to make sure she didn’t write dialogue that was condescending, wanted to be true about the character. Needs to be true to the characters (and gay)

Transformers probably don’t know what memes are. They know what they ARE, but they don’t get it. They wanted Hot Rod to be super into Earth culture (winning races and driving off before humans could realize no one was in the car), but they never had time to really get into that.

Wound up in the Cyberverse writer’s room thanks to her agents, says she was the only person who gave a crap about GI Joe stuff, the executives were so sweet and let her chat, and they said she wasn’t a good fit for the current live action project so they sent her to the animation side, they sent her to Michael Howzer and they hit it off talking about GI Joe stuff. She was a post PA, someone who helped editors finish things for TV, got a call with an offer.

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throwingideasatthewall · 3 years

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Clone Wars Episode 16

The Hidden Enemy

[Title Sequence]

Quote

Okay

“ A planet under siege,”

Actually shows a planet under siege

Good job narrator, you’re on point

Aight

Right

[ unable to defend themselves any longer,”

Bull shit

Those Are Adults

They’ve been in war for how long?

Point Being; No Excuse

Yeet

Call on the Jedi for assistance More Enablers!

“Hoping to save lives and prevent further destruction,”

They did not assume Account - ability and Con- tin ued To Enable

It’s a nice design though

“And Anakin Skywalker,”

They dragged the teenager into this didn’t they?

Nice

Anakin

Also now it’s crucial

“We’re Set,”

“ got some guys here that are set to get going,”

Ooh

It’s better

Than Openly Snarking Anakin

Now Just “ it’s a little too much tone,” Back

There we go

Also focusing a lot on that guy with yellow armor

[Bet he’s the new hero!]

Whelp

Everything’s Looking Pretty- Realistic

That’s Dry...

Also are you right next to each other using walkie-talkies?

Cool

Suspic.

Okay Neat

Whelp

That’s A Lot

Battalion

Yeah that’s a lot

Tanks

Yep

Hope They Have Explosives

Whelp

“A little Closer”

Shouldn’t the superior be giving the orders

Like; Fair if he handed off that authority off screen

Would’ve been nice to see the plan coming together though

Right

They’re splitting up

Darn It

That screws up

Whelp

The Fuck?

Who didn’t give a warning??

Like they all just silently died??

Whelp-

That-

Sounded literal plastic cans falling over

Abort the mission

???? How?

Is there a second doorway??

-What

Whelp

Also that some admittedly weak armor

Like one shot and those guys go down

Whelp

Then again they are supposed to be cannon fodder

[or just outwhelm with numbers]

Aka; The council probably gave them cheap armor

Whelp

Okay

Dude, you see flashing lights and a bunch of bullshit going down

Like you’ve clearly shown the ability to put pieces together

And they might be going with a different tone-

Then again-

Cut off

Droids onto Us...

Whelp...

Ouch. .

Evac south tower - His tone is a little too innocent

Good Plan

South Tower

We’re in the North

Not For-

[Okay I’m conflicted are they going for Adult Anakin? Because This Is Kinda.... New Taking the bite out of the Darth Vader thing, But This is the lead up...

Point being; If they’re going for adult, they really need to lean more into the snarky I-know exactly-what-I’m-doing- tone

[Even, Re-assured tone]

If not; then more monotone

This is the best of neither worlds

Does n’t Work

Aight, Lots Of Smart Decisions

[Except for Obi-wan]

You have blasters

Not snipers

How?

Wait-

How-?

They’re

Several

Yards-

Blasters are short range weapons right?

In every circumstance we’ve seen they’ve been short range-

So-

... He dead?

Whelp- Heck-

Aight

Cutting’s a little odd

Un- satisfactory

Get- Over here

????

Now he can throw stuff

Obi-Wan is a show off

There’s five but okay

Right the elevator

Oh roof top

That’s smart

Now What?

No one guarding the elevator

Or heard it come up

(Those things make noise)

Whelp

Good someone took cover -

Whelp

Okay

Did everyone join this roof top fight?

Seriously, where is that plane/ Carrier?

Whelp

There We Are

Question answered

Aight

Seriously

What are those blasters?

I thought they were some high heated sparks that could causes bruises and dents, to the armor, breaking it down

But dude reacts like he got hit by a one-shot cannonball?

Like, why-

Anyway...

They escape

Dude, taking a souvenir

Seriously, that’s sus

[Oof]

Anyway..

[Holy sh*t the red!]

Maybe this tactical droid will help

You’re sus

How they knew our plan

????

Has this happened multiple times?

That seems like a pretty big jump?

Like ‘oh they happen to take a different path and stumble up the stairs, traitor- I’m go-”

Seriously

Night

Base

Why

The editing is weird

Progression-

Whelp, that happened

...

Just doesn’t make sense

That they saw you and

reacted accordingly

Like, what are we supposed to find sus here?

Missing a bit of crucial information

How we got here

How?

Future Tech

Rt-D2

“Least-”

Again -How

“They had all our Intel,”

We saw only one line of it that can be gleaned from basic observation

Please enlighten us

Ambush

Vulnerable

They walked up a flight of stairs

You know what would’ve worked better?

Troop Movement Charts

That would’ve worked a lot better with the dialogue going on here

And what just happened

Here.... They kinda look like Over paranoid idiots for no reason

I don’t think we did

.... it was a flight of stairs

Infiltrated our defenses

Up a flight of stairs

Possibly

Dude not possibly you were ready to jump on this idea

OK so this is a Obi-Wan-and- Anakin-are-overly-paranoid-and-actually stumbled-across-some-thing Mission

Okay those are fine, Just would’ve liked a few more context clues

Exclud -ing the title

Getting right into the murder mystery

“Intel.” STAIRS ....

Seps

‘Who want to betray the guys who enabled our Abuse....”

Enemy Lines

This is really corny

Breaking out the disguises

Aight

What....

Anyone...

Two Clones

Like they do have top security clearance if we’re going with the Obi-wan’s paranoid logic

Cody didn’t say anything...

Whelp

Beeping

Whelp Shit

Why... did you run?

What kind of run is that... Rex?

What?

Also, teamwork?

Rex Has A Gun

Wait, you’re going to shoot him??

Please- tell me that’s a stun gun

Whelp, How?

That Face

Must’ve gone in the mess hall

Aight

We’ve got a big problem

Did anyone switch into armor

Also, ‘ hey did someone come through here?’

You’re the superiors

No one‘s going to question a reprimand on conduct

Oh that you’re going to question someone you don’t know the name of

Like, there’s five guys here

(Maybe More)

And you’re acting like a basic “hey what’s up, how’s it going is going to trigger a spy sense,

Like, there is some protocol on running in the hall right?

Like, seems easy enough

Brothers

Weakest relation in all the relations

Also dude was wearing A gray uniform

Did you just think he was the custodian?

One Of Us

Did you just leave the cafeteria without....

Rex & Cody suck at being detectives

Also what’s his voice just did a maniacal there

Like, What?!

We’ll have to wait for his next move....

What is with the logic.....

This is supposed to be a murder mystery.... but the logic is the weakest part

“Jedi,”

We found nothing master Jedi

[we did toss away a lead though]

.....

What?

Real discrete

Okay

Smart droid

.....

Rex and Cody are the worlds worst detectives

Rex Specifically

But he was always the instigator of bad ideas

R2D2... Is the spy

Whelp

...Aight

Slick

Aight

Whelp

..It was a building..

Aight...

Whelp

Time to have cookies and tea with the separatist leader

No, No Way

Assumed authority

Whelp

Two of them have hair

[excluding Slick]

Who’s name is slick

What

It’s Him

...

Okay now they all have hair

Bullshit Animators

Two of those guys were very clearly bald

Dude Went To Crate-

In-consistency

The third guy came out of nowhere

And it wasn’t Slick

Seriously my eyes on fifth guy

He can appear out of thin air

Nice

Whelp

Stabbed

Okay

Ventress Seriously, did the cloak conceal that much?

Unpleasant

Obi-won, stop flirting

Sorry

Obi-won

Seriously, What is with this scene?

I’m as Ace as it can get

(And not interested in my commentary becoming *that*)

And this scene is clearly ship

Like, should Anakin go to a different room?

[again I’m not trying to make it]

Okay back to the clones

[Thank God]

What-

Dear frick

[i’m not sure which was worse]

Fuck

Also, Machine Gu-

Nope

- -

Are the innuendos - - Going to end?

I’m trying to be a relatively serious reviewer

And.... sex jokes are not my style

Eer-

Right Away

Sket

Dear frick His name is literally Sketch

Else

There were- there was one dude

Also- why didn’t you ask when you were in the mess?

We Will

It’s Slick

“ I got nothing to hide ,”

Yeah, he does

Med Droids

Aight

Chopper

Seriously being last must suck

Already throwing sus

*Up

Chopper doesn’t have hair!

Oh, good done with the flirting

My Loyal Informant

Gosh dammit Obi-won

Anakin, Just wants it over

Whelp

Obi-wan doesn’t wanna help

Nice

Cool

Don’t shame the man for his hobbies (Except for the enabling of war part)

Aight

Whelp

What

Geez

That’s like collecting metal from a training exercise

What??

Didn’t Cody take a feckin head

Seriously, dysfunctional is a bit strong

Fuck

He was doing arts and crafts

At least he fessed up

Forbidden?

Seriously

What About Rex?

Oh whoever took the fecking head??

I’m no spy

Ack

Now Obi-won’s helping

Chopper

Slick’s Projecting

Okay

Tell where you want

Good Job

Saw You

Whelp

Sergeant

Freudian Slip

They Have Missions?

I Mean

Name’s literally Slick (Honestly I would’ve gone with one of the two “Higher Ups Here; Would’ve Gone for a better twist/ Fore shadow-ed the turn (Discontent) Ment; This is just some random guy

Still servicable

They really pulled off the manipulator; Wished they showed this side of the enabler’s more

He Won

Poor Dude

Heck Stalling

Seriously what is the plan here?

To capture her

To...

Get hit with the book

Whelp

He should be long gone

His shelter, is on the other side

He’s already got a Headstart

So, the gun ship. is pretty pointless

Ha Trap

But did they just not use their eyes?

They were right behind him

Did....they just se. something in the opposite direction and was like ‘yeah that’s fine’

Cause Geez

Rex & Cody

Ace Detectives Of Freakin None

Whelp

I thought it was just- A Signal lure Nope Was an actual bomb ... Whelp

Okay, ... Heck

How fast was fecking slim?

Because there’s no way no one noticed Bombs just sitting there ....

Like What...

Whelp

Damn Slim...

Take out the kitchen sink too?

The Usain Bolt, Of Clones

“He took out our weapons depot,”

Yeah..

One Dude

What was he eating?

Pure Sugar?

Whelp

That Sucked

He’s not trying to escape

You sure?

Pretty sure he could do both..

[Okay, that’s enough jokes about his speed, He’s a fast boi]

Make Them

You’re terrible superiors

[Like everyone is but you specifically]

“Give up Ventress,”

“ i’m all yours Obi-Wan,”

SERIOUSLY!

Whelp, Clever

“You’ve served your purpose.]

[Can the innuendos stop please?]

Also what was the plan here?

Why?

How?

How do you know that?

How do they know about that??

What??

What’s the plan, master?

He spent the entire time, flirting

Like I’m pretty convinced there was no plan

“My sweet,”

You Don’t have anything to bargain with

“Estimated”

Dude, how

You are literally in a hole

Hop

Well that was easy

Cool

“Boys”

Err-

(How old is Anakin again?)

Old enough to supposedly be groomed

(So Under...)

Ew, Just Ew

(Despite The (Adult) Dialogue...)

Friends...

Seriously

Poor Obi-wan...

Aight

“Take Control...”

Okay, I’m sorry, my heads in the gutter

(Not by choice!)

Also, Seriously?

You burned- like five things?

Sucks, not really world -ending

How did we get this guy??

Seriously?

I don’t know

Was he the test subject for some like speed serum?

Slick ran into the command center

Why?

Also he’s probably gone

(Boi is fast)

Whelp

That things tilting? How much does she-

Okay, Whatever

You’re on that

Whelp

Jumping is a good idea

Off

Aight

Prepare to march on the city

Geez

Is it that dude

Is this an origin- [I don’t like the movie; nothing can save it]

Delay the Jedi ... Yes mistress

Aight

Right

Heck is the octopus thing

He’s probably gone

Whelp

Lock Down

Aight

Shit Sun

Aight

A Bunch of bullshit but cool

I’m not the traitor you are

He’s got a point

Also, see he could totally kick his ass he did it before

He HAS A Point

Suffering

-Err

Brothers

Seriously, Weakest relation ever

Freedom

HE HAS A Point

(A Garbled One]

Bull- shit

He sustained a lot less hits than either of those two

What

Dicks

Seriously it seems mostly intentional but they really are just such dicks

(Anakin -What the frick)

HE HAS A POINT!

Bidding

Whim

[seriously why is Anakin the more...]

I love my brothers

Dick

Good For Him

Oof

Now the plans don’t really make sense

Mainly just a rushed framing device For the mystery

If you focus on that it’s pretty good

But the villain really saves it

It’s honestly heart-wrenching

You really do feel for the guy

But shit situation and all (And it is a shit situation grooming and all) That that energy should only be pointed at the abuser (And subsequent enablers) And getting out of that shit situation

For your own benefit and for others

Including your own generation (Even the enablers, Who will their dues on case by case basis) Of Accountability And Both You And They Deserve better than to live with an enabler

As for the future generation, Do it right and they’ll know all they have to be thankful for, without a word, personally

The way it should be

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