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#the way apollos gesturing at hermes like 'can u believe this shit??!'
lesbianbanana · 6 months
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DESCRIPTION Apollo demands the return of the cattle stolen by the infant Hermes. The god strides into the cave of Maia with arms raised. Hermes lies in a cradle, wrapped in swaddling cloth. Zeus stands beside Maia, present to adjudicate the dispute. The cattle are hidden in a thicket beside the cave entrance. "When Hermes saw Apollon in a rage about his cattle, he snuggled down in his fragrant swaddling-clothes." - Homeric Hymn to Hermes
stop this is so funny because Apollo comes in all angry and Hermes is immediately like well better pretend to sleep 😭👌
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peachiejihoonie · 7 years
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park woojin - demigod!au; hermes
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when he was younger, he was a master at pick pocketing 
in middle school, he wouldn’t stand up for kid being bullied but rather go to the bully and pick pocket back the lunch money 
he wouldn’t really hand back to them, he’d just put it on their desk, underneath their pencil bag or inside it
constantly transferred schools too, which meant constant new encounters, and he hated it 
he was sick of change, he just wanted something permanent
one friend, one home, one school, one setting 
he was always alone since he just kept leaving 
so when he made it to camp half blood, he was shook 
he wasn’t used to the atmosphere but he was immediately claimed by hermes 
he was quickly engulfed by a crowd, his siblings and they were are all so jolly, happy, snarky but also welcoming 
at first he was really reserved and shy but when head counselor taehyun introduced him to everyone, he was overjoyed 
overtime he came out his shell 
he was the master mind of plastic wrapping all the chariots together
is known for being very mischievous and silly 
very bro
is the type to blame it on someone else 
works half of time cause he’s good at playing innocent
“woojin it was you wasn’t it”
“what? me? why would i ever? no way!!!”
honestly, he does it for shits and giggles and never has intentions to ever hurt or anger someone
he’s really good at hand to hand combat (aka flipping people) 
he carries around a simple celestial bronze knife but rarely uses it 
is really talented 
raps and dances he’s pretty cool my dude
the apollo cabin doesn’t really see him as all that talented though they’re to busy thinking they’re better than everyone else 
you on the other hand, were constantly getting kicked out of schools because of your “problematic” behavior
it wasn’t your fault that people always listened to whatever you said
even if you had asked to cut in lines, get a’s or to skip class, it’s their fault for listening to you
at camp half blood, you were known to be quite fiery 
it was hard for anyone to believe you were an aphrodite child honestly 
you stand for what u believe in, you’re straight forward, and you have no problem with casting permanent make up on anyone 
one time, at the dining hall, someone tried to mess with your sibling’s food by placing a magnetic force around it so the food can never sit on the plate 
you immediately flung around to the giggling hermes cabin 
and this time woojin was out of the loop he doesn’t commit such petty pranks uhm hello??
“okay who did it?” you glared at all of them, honestly this happens everyday and normally you’d ignore it but honestly it was gettin out of hand 
“WOOJIN!” a hermes cabin kid screamed 
and everyone snickered 
he’s just there with a piece of bread of his mouth, puppy dog eyes, lost, looking up you 
“huh?” 
and you glared at the one who yelled his name and you casted the permanent make up on him and everyone else who laughed got ugly outfits with neon colors 
and all the other tables are doing obnoxious ‘OOoooOOOOoooooOOOOOOOooooooOOoOOH shiTTTTTT”  
the hermes kids now think you have a bratty princess attitude
but did you care????????
no 
and the next time woojin sees you, he kinda wavers around you, and you don’t recognize him at first
as you’re setting up your weapons for capture the flag (i love ctp okay im sorry if your’e sick of it omg) he just opens his mouth 
“sorry about my brothers and sisters yesterday…” 
at first you were like ??? oooOOOOHHH 
“hahahahHAHAHA no its no probleM!!” 
are you nervous ?? is he that cute ?? is it just me omg
he’s a little flustered, mainly cause he just feels bad 
may or may not have avoided playing pranks on you or just the entire aphordite cabin tbh 
he was gonna say something again but chiron calls for the teams to shake hands and you two are on different teams 
and so you had the found the flag, but your back up was taking forever
no one was on guard though, and the flag was just out and exposed in the creek
you wanted to go for it, seriously, your blood was chasing through your veins, it was getting hard to hold your back you impulsiveness. 
and suddenly there was cheering behind you 
and when you walked out of your hiding spot, you saw woojin being thrown in the air,
your team flag in his hand 
and you were chill, i mean it wasn’t the first time you lost
but what really bugged you was when hermes cabin wouldn’t stop reminding you 
this happened almost every time you lose 
and when you’re in greek history class, they were just at and you were trying so hard not to explode 
and just when you’re about to, woojin clears his through
“hyungs, please shut the fuck up, i’m trying to read here” 
everyone is shooketh
cause he isn’t that straight forward and he’s normally a witness rather an unpstander 
after class you thank him and he just shrugs it off like no big deal 
inside he’s all squishy and warm cause aw you thanked him ?? you thank people ??? 
and you’re blushy because aw he cared ?? 
and tbh you guys stay in this weird phase for a while 
very small talk, short glances
but nothing more
it was awkward for the both of you 
it was the first time to feel this warm in the inside 
you both knew there was something more there
there’s no way you two are just friends 
ya’ll both squishes for each other 
but you’re both convinced otherwise 
all of woojin’s siblings tell him to not for fall an aphordite kid 
they tried to convince him that he was just falling for your stupid but blessed love charms and looks
“they’re all heart breakers !! don’t know you know about their little game” 
yea, your cabin loved doing this point system thing 
each time they “won” a person, a point 
and whoever got the least amount of points got the shoes of shame 
you H A T E D it 
you’re cabin was trying to explain to you that you weren’t falling for some “disgusting, annoying dumb, hermes kid”
“no way !!! you have to date one of the hot apollo kids, or the ares kids, but cMON, not a hermes kid. don’t be silly!”
and it just makes you want woojin more
he started getting bolder though 
but hes still shy 
your little talks became conversations, you glances became eye contact 
then the conversations would last through the lunches and he would even walk you to your next activity or back to the cabin 
his eyes not only lingered but he would also flash his cute little canine at you or even make silly faces when chiron is teaching 
and you were complaining about your cabin with him one day during your shared free hour together 
“i just don’t understand them at times, i really don’t think i fit in that cabin a at all” 
“well i think you do”
you’re laughing as you look over at him but he aint laughin
“i think you fit in that cabin perfectly. you’re really genuine, kind to everyone but you’re definitely not a push over. you know that the inside personality is what is important, not the outside. everyone thinks that you’re just being mean, but i think it’s because you base your attitude on personality.” 
and at first his explanation doesn’t make sense
he thought he was being weird and he freaks out 
“oh my go-god,i-uh- i ig-ignore what i just said hah ha ha hahahah” he would utter out, redfaced and looking away 
“no please explain what you mean woojin” and you place your hand on his shoulder
“i-it’s just like how your siblings are with looks! not to say that they’re aLL vain!! i-i i mean li-like if they’re ‘ugly’ they would kin-kinda isolate them ya know?? and when they’re pretty they date them. you’re kinda the same, but with per-personality.”
you’re speechless and his eyes are glued to the grass 
“y-you just share beauty in a different way, that’s all, and i like that, a lot” he chuckles as he palms his neck nervously 
“t-thanks” you mumbled out and he’s grinning to himself cause you’re so cute
and the feelings are just floating in the air 
since he’s all shy and awkward and doesn’t know what to do
“i like you too” you smiled back 
and yall slowly and slowly become more comfortable 
you like watching him pick out the food you don’t like in your pasta
honestly he’s the cutest when he eats
his checks are puffed out and you can see the way he’s chewing and he’s just fluffy omg 
and he would catch you staring and have his confused mouse face 
how could you not want to feed him at that point 
but slowly he would start getting flirtier and flirtier 
he would run up to you and wrap his arms from behind 
omg imagine his cabin is so surprised and they cannot believe he swooped an aphordite child 
“brurhruhrhruhr you hella scored omg hooow???” 
“well i mean, i just told them i liked them ?? and they happened to like me back ??” and he’s blushing, lookin down and a small grin on his face
they all watch you both in amazed 
like you guys are laughing and smiling, arms linked, walking towards the mess hall and they’re just watching all wide eyed and jaws dropped 
“that’s so unfair” they’d all pout 
he secretly enjoys them being jealous
imagine him look all aggressive and hot while playing capture the flag 
you can’t even play properly ???? how can you function ???? 
like you’re suppose to be his back up but you’re so distracted 
you’re teammates know to never put you guys in the same team/group ever again
but he doesn’t realize you’re distracted by him,
he’s all sweaty and puppy like comin to you 
“babe are you sick ?? are you tired ??? you don’t look okay ..” 
“nO woojin i’m fine hahahha!!! don’t worry !!!” awkward laughter 
“ookay..” is still slightly worried 
the next day he comes by with cookies and he’s such a nervous mess cause omg your sibling opened the door 
ya’ll exposed af, all you’re siblings are watching the gesture 
and you slam the door on their face LOL 
“woojin what are you doing ??” 
“i was just worried, and i knew you liked jinyoung’s cookies so i got some for you cause you didn’t look well yesterday” and he’s all flustered 
one hand in the pocket, the other palming the back of his neck nervously 
he’s such a pup omg help the cutie out 
but all you could do is stutter a thanks out
your siblings on the other side are just giggling
jihoon, your half brother thinks you two are disgusting 
especially cause 2park is lyfe and you don’t in 2park
but overall, he’s very sweet and loving 
he maybe shy at times even though he’s wild with his siblings 
it’s just cause you make him nervous
you guys prove stereotypes wrong and people lOVE it 
i’m so sorry this took so long lmao, thanks 4 waiting  !!! esp the anon who asked for woojin a long long time ago
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