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#then later on typing it all up again on my computer šŸ‘
thelostboys87 Ā· 4 months
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handwriting the start of lover boy in the official lover boy first draft red notebook healed me btw. handwriting was shit bc Iā€™m on my bed but like that healed me
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fly-you-dam-fools Ā· 9 months
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The Hogwarts Houses as Things Iā€™ve Done:
Hello all! This is the long-awaited not awaited at all post about which Hogwarts House you think I'm in. I've tried to be pretty secretive of it and I don't think I've spilled about it (except to one person, you know who you are) because I've been waiting for this post.
All of this stuff has actually happened to me, some stuff is pretty funny šŸ˜‚
PLEASE GUESS I'd love to see your take, and once a good number of people have guessed, I promise I'll disclose my Hogwarts House šŸ˜‰
So, here we begin, in order of the Sorting Hat song in the first book so there aren't any favorites:
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Gryffindor
Constantly thinks about all the things you could do to make a situation go wrong
Blasting music in the room and jamming while the family is out
Blasting music in the room and jamming while the family is in
Running around a campground randomly
That Hiccup meme supporting friend šŸ‘
Picks dare at truth or dare and gets in trouble with the school
Constantly had to explain weird situations to supervisors in elementary school
Not liking supervising people because they always blamed stuff on us (the older ones) instead of the real guilty party (people that were younger)
Stashing trinkets behind a tree thatā€™s off-grounds
Pretending the people running behind me are Grievers (the creepy stuff in The Maze Runner movies) to motivate me to keep running, and beat them
Types up an email or message with words that arenā€™t 100% soft and not-treading and clicks send impulsively
Intrusive thoughts on how long something would take to drop to the ground from a high place (like a small inanimate object)
Jams to video game soundtracks and pretends to be on a quest
Looks at videos on how to do cool sword/lightsaber tricks
Can picture themselves in a music video or dancing a super complicated number
Sends memes to friends constantly
Hufflepuff
Yells ā€œBless you!ā€ to a person in another room
Initiate conversations with the new kid
Gets secondhand embarrassment from videos
Thinks about doing bad things then thinks about the punishment, then does the bad thing and feels super sorry and apologizes too much only to do the whole thing over again the next day
Gives money I found on ground to higher ups (regrets it later because I could have given it to charity)
Watches video of myself who didnā€™t reply to someone who said ā€œHave a nice dayā€, feels bad
Blushes when writing fluff
Thinks fashion moodboards for hogwarts houses should be more varied
Constantly stubs toes on things (same place repeatedly)
Actually takes one piece of candy on Halloween when thereā€™s no one at home
Has seriously never watched a horror movie before, but still enjoys the little thrills in other movies
Makes sure others are drinking water while sometimes neglecting to do the same
Feels bad when unable to make a commitmentĀ 
Seriously finds old couples/seniors so sweet
Is absolutely and completely distracted as soon as animals enter the picture, and will spend the next 45 minutes staring at a cute little bunny on the grass (at a respectable distance of course)
Always helps people with passing things out
Ravenclaw
Wishing humans could go days without eating or sleeping just to sit in front of a computer and do nothing
Folding clothes neatly only to throw them randomly in the closet
Yells at stupid characters in the movie to do better
Has a large collection of bookmarks
Uses phone as a bookmark because we all know which is more important
Daring other people to do things and never personally playing truth or dare
Reading ahead in class reads while keeping track of whoā€™s talking and where in the book the class is reading
ā€œYou know thereā€™s a spell for that right?ā€
Putting on thinner clothes just to feel that bone-chill to feel free
Falling out of chairs. Constantly. (or sliding off)
Hearing another conversation that youā€™re not a part of and accidentally reacting to a joke they said
Start a thousand projects but finish none of them
Terrible sleep scheduleĀ 
Goes off on alone and runs from the friend group an entire day because you want to spend time alone and run because itā€™s fun
Makes schedules just to not follow them
Starts way too many projects/stories but canā€™t/doesnā€™t finish them
Slytherin
Buy plants promising to take care of them only to watch them die with a neutral face
Sign up for every type of commitment and show up at none of them
Saying to a friend to not give spoilers to a movie then searching up the plot on Wikipedia
Thinks of ways you could usurp the teacher in class
Rants in an incognito search barĀ 
Searching up motivational quotes just to laugh at them
Makes friendship bracelets for oneself
Constantly either loves google or hates it
Has a rivalry with the internet
Goes to Apple Stores to pull up own website on Safari
Buying friendship bracelets/necklaces but not having anyone to share them with
Racks up accomplishments and certificates but stare at them in woe because they were of the past
Signature look is literally a smirk or raised eyebrow like what do you want from me
Walks around empty places with carefully planted steps, enjoying the echo that sounds across the room
Sits on a throne/chair in that pose occasionally
Is suspicious of everything that someone holds up or interesting suggestions, immediately thinking of the possible bad outcomes and how to avoid them
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This actually took me quite some time to compile (from when I first made this account!!), and feel free to reblog with your thoughts and how you relate too! This is just some things I came up with myself and thought what fit into which house~ Just have fun! Please don't repost though.
Tagging some friends because I'd like their opinion, hehe: @softbobamilktae @jinnie-forthe-winnie-recs @silvermistcosmos @jiminie-and-his-pinky-finger
(I also vaguely remember doing a similar thing with asks but I totally forgot what people said (sorry šŸ˜­) and I can't find it...)
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