Saw someone in a tiktok comment section saying they got their sexual awakening from Kurt Russell in The Thing (1982) which is absolutely hysterical to imagine trying to watch THE THING for the first time and then all of a sudden your brain starts doing this:
you couldn't put the Dunmeshi party in The Thing because they would straight up eat it. there is no way for it to win against Laios' special interest, and though he's bad with people, he would sniff it out immediately. Marcille would protest more than ever about eating it, even thought she'd be the one to kill it with her fire spell. Chilchuck heard saying: "This is somehow more fucked up than the merfolk eggs..." Senshi would grill it to perfection so that it was well dead and digestible. Izutsumi.
i do actually believe that if i was in the thing (1982) that everything would be okay and normal and cool. the dog would transform and id tell it that i love it in any form it decides to take so it just chills. id give it maternal love. alexa play i bet on losing dogs by mitski
me, to my friends, silently contemplating the implications of mac and childs sitting outside, alone, in the cold, dying:
"do you think they explored each others bodies"
the thing (1982) brainrot is SO dangerous. what do you mean its all i can think about? i have biology work to do. but no, im thinking about palmer thing
this is what i get for having a special interest in a movie that doesnt have a lot of readily available content to explore