#this could also be an AU where he meets Jaster and Jango who see smol boy got paid for feet pics and try to steal him

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan: *shows up to Dex’s diner with a Space Gucci (Spucci) bag and new sunglasses* Some guy outside the senate just offered me several G for a foot photoshoot and I had a few free hours so everyone’s tabs are on me for the next hour.

Dex: …who?

Obi-Wan: Who what?

Dex: Who offered you for a foot photoshoot? *looks worried for some reason*

Obi-Wan: idk man some senator from the edge of the inner rim, I think- *turns corner to get to his usual booth only to find Qui-Gon and Dooku already there looking supremely annoyed about this* oh…

Dooku: Give me a name or I’ll go figure it out myself, Grandpadawan.

Qui-Gon: *hauls Obi-Wan across his lap and into the corner of the booth so he’s trapped* You keep asking why you’re not allowed out of the temple without an adult, this is it!

Obi-Wan: I am an adult, I can make my own decisions!

Qui-Gon: Absolutely not. Not allowed. Grounded. Forever.

Obi-Wan: *loud groaning and flopping all over him in protest*

Dex: *comes over to put a milkshake on the table in front of him, pats his head* It’s okay, kid, you’ve obviously got snack credits.

Obi-Wan: You’re the only one on this planet that can handle me.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #dex jettster #qui gon jinn #master dooku #it was Palpatine Dooku’s gonna find him and beat his ass accidentally revealing he’s a Sith in the process #so that gets rid of that guy #yes Obi still covered all the tabs in the diner for an hour he’s a good boy #this could also be an AU where he meets Jaster and Jango who see smol boy got paid for feet pics and try to steal him #protect that baby at all costs!! #he’s both a gay son and a thor daughter