#this is so sad. that man (his bio father bc I don't remember how to type his name) went mad

[thormanick]

SPOILERS FOR CARIBERT AND KAEYA'S LORE

*sad, sad sigh* so I suppose Kaeya can be. the Loom of Fate, or be very directly related to the operation. Because if he's the "last hope" of his homeland, and if he was left in Mond on purpose, and if Alberich senior really saw the salvation in the power of the Abyss sealed within a living being, and decided that the Loom of Fate will save/help them all...

Oh Kaeya. I'm sad to suspect you are a weapon of your homeland regardless of your own wishes.

#this is so sad. that man (his bio father bc I don't remember how to type his name) went mad #and if he ever had a child after Caribert I am afraid to think he never saw them truly as his children #but rather as tools. something that can be used to achieve the greater cause #i am so sacred for our captain now. scared and sad. oh boi #genshin impact #genshin impact 3.5 #genshin impact caribert #genshin impact spoilers #genshin impact kaeya #genshin impact theory #genshin impact thoughts #afinna explores teyvat

[clonetrobed]

top jeffery "poor lil meow meow wet cardboard box puppy dog eyes screaming crying throwing up lip quivering putting a big blanket over and bringing tea to" winger moments?

oh GREAT question i know you’re probably not looking for a comprehensive list but i wanna see how many i can actually come up with

(under the cut bc this got LONG, and bc tumblr only allows 10 pictures per post i had to compile them weirdly but they correspond with their numbers on the list)

1. first and foremost we have "i skated by my whole life until my law firm found out i was faking my degree and i'm very sad that now i have to study for my community college spanish 1 test" 2. when the life changing kiss was just britta owing him a favor 3. "i just saw my crush making out with the crunchiest hippiest dude in school what does he have that i don't my nipples are SO much bigger than his" 4. "maybe if you put stain remover on a turd you don't get a diamond you just get a turd with less direction in life"

5. dating slater but still in love with britta 6. someone's mommy gave him too much praise and now he can't cope with being bad at pottery 7. no one gives a shit that he’s leaving the room 8. tfw u find out you're an unlikable leading man :/

9. his bisexual awakening 10. daddy issues pt.1 11. tfw you share a vulnerable memory but it turns out your friend was just doing another fuckign homage 12. it was a particularly small egg :(

13. “i know the paintball guy is hotter than me but i’m offended that you would mention it” 14. bio 101 “well well well if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions” 15. *uncomfortably remembering that kissing a 19 year old again would be gross of him* 16. daddy issues pt.2 “jeff tell us about your father” “i’m gonna go get a drink”

17. when he couldn’t tell anymore where jeff ended and the dean began 18. tfw you find out your fun mom friend made you piss your pants as a kid and traumatized you away from playing foosball until your 30s 19. daddy issues pt.3 “my daddy said he would stay with my mommy forever and he left” 20. really brutal when howie schwartz wins most handsome young man over you even though it’s his bar mitzvah 

21. needing to find out why britta was so obsessed with her ex boyfriend named after a kickboxing vampire movie 22. daddy issues pt.4 23. daddy issues pt.5 24. daddy issues pt.6 you keep this ticket stub in your wallet

25. jeff winger hero at law 26. “no i’m not in love with britta i just have aa drinking problem jk it’s both” 27. not that we have time to Unpack All Of That but everything about GI jeff 28. “we saved greendale.......and now they’re gonna sell it”

29. i’m jeff winger and i’m gonna save us all with the power of my Feelings 30. that time he had to win back the dean’s love and affection 31. “every single one of you is gonna leave here except for me” 32. “i was right everyone’s leaving me hello darkness my old friend”

#anon #ask #jeff winger #some of these are jokes and some are serious but anyway i hope u enjoy these 32 moments