#this scrawny ass white boy has a choke hold on me 🧍🏽‍♀️

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Eddie Munson head canon buts semi accurate but he’s an absolute menace part two (kinda nsfw but it’s like only one thing 😭)

Definitely snores in his sleep and not quiet snores either.

He plays his guitar till Wayne tells him to shut up because it’s their sixth noise complaint within a span of three days

He dog pile you if your laying down (fat rip if your on the skinny or short side, because I’m pretty sure he’s 5’11/6’0 and is probably around 195)

Definitely gets salty about your celebrity crushes

He burns his marshmallows

He was Boy Scout when he was younger but got kicked out because he almost launched his arrow into the scout master foot. (But he still has some knowledge from his Boy Scout days)

He had to get the buzzcut because he got lice and cried over it

Proceeded to lie about how he got the buzzcut and said he had cancer to get pitty from teachers and classmates till Wayne found out and grounded him for two months and made him tell everyone that he infact didn’t have cancer.

Likes to break into the community pool with you (but will only do it if you can swim if you can’t he’ll probably try to tech you)

Speaking of swimming he’s definitely shoved you underwater

He’s definitely taken you to lovers lake and y’all have probably skinny dipped

Also he likes to kiss you under water

You can’t take him grocery shopping because he’ll act like a fool in the store and probably break something

He definitely likes to tease you but the moment you do it back he short circuits

Let’s say you have powers he’d think your coolest person to exist (already does tho before he found out)

He’d probably ask if you can mess with Jason and crew

He’d also ask if can you to fling something across the room (as long as it’s not his sweetheart 🙏🏾)

Also let’s say you have telepathy’s along with telekinesis (cause it’s canon that all the kids have telekinesis along with secondary power) he’d probably call you professor x and you get mad at him for comparing you to a bald white guy mainly because you had your head shaven (if you lived at Hawkins lab and escaped with El)

He’d probably freak out if he found you can read minds because I love Eddie but definitely thinks of prevy shit especially about you.

He definitely ask if you can read Ms. O’Donnell mind so he can find out the answers for the test.

He’d probably freak out (not in mean way but not in a “you did what 😰” way I guess he’d be more surprised then freaking out) about finding out you use to carry out assassin hits but felt bad because you where forced to do it.

Moving on from the powered! Reader

He definitely hogs the blankets it’s even worse when it’s winter

He definitely kicks you in his sleep

I’m sorry but he’s definitely the small spoon

I already stated this one in part one but while he definitely smacks your ass in public in private it’s far worse because he does it twice as hard and I mean this man does a whole wind up smack it’s so loud it can be heard in Kentucky probably.

Also I love him but he’s probably punched a hole in the wall and then Wayne proceeded to get angry and made him fix it out of his own pocket.(he was grounded for four months)

Also I personally head canon that Wayne’s been Eddie’s guardian since he was around 10/11.

If you have a pet this is how Eddie greets you

One time he got so high that he pissed himself he’s still embarrassed about to this day.

He definitely plays air guitar in shower (and has slipped in the shower because he got way to into it)

Takes snowball fights way to seriously (like he almost took out your eye due to how hard he throws 😭)

Definitely drank a bottle of perfume when he was drunk and mainly did it for a bet (he won 15 dollars that day)

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