🌿 dan’s younow january 17, 2017 🌿
I have "Hobbit hair" now!
read on google drive with links
-twoosh
-got a new router
-hello everybody and welcome to the liveshow
-another week Alive in 2017
-new dan vid
-he looked through So Many Memes
-over 100k submissions
-nice evan peters jumper
-wow wow weewow
-he cried because he Wasn't Ready for hello internet
-please don't worry about him he was sad-tired-cry-laughing
-a Combo
-he was wheezing for like 30 seconds but he'd also been filming so long but also tired and kinda craving death
-Wowie
-Dan The Snazzy Man
-random commenters were confused and thought he was really being bullied
-sometimes he forgets people don't understand that self depreciating humor is good for dealing with your issues
-eventful week
-la la land
-cursed child
-sherlock
-he's wearing a radiohead t shirt
-slightly curly hair
-new game vid soon
-phil doesn't want death but it's Coming For Him
-he was trying to be funny with the picture of them @ harry potter world
-they're filming a load of game vids tomorrow
-watch phil's video
-cool cool
-la la land is good
-ya like jazz?
-someone asked if he was the minecraft youtuber
-no he's not TDM who makes regular minecraft content he's danisnotonfire who makes irregular Sad Content
-he's been listening to the la la land soundtrack
-lego sent them lego batman march
-like. Child's Legos.
-they gave most of it to a charity shop
-they got watches though
-dan is really excited about the watch
-a watch made out of legos does have some kind of genuine aesthetic appeal in 2017
-it's just. Not His Color
-Sherlock
-he loved season 1&2
-not a great end montage
-not a fan of mary
-his first video is a Sensitive Topic
-AAAAAAAA
-State Of Perpetual Screaming
-gonna talk about cursed child
-not gonna spoil story
-very excited for it
-actors were amazing
-plot was bad but good characters and production
-they went out at midday for the first play and got back from the second one at 9 pm
-he was gonna make an Unboxing Video but alfie already did it so he's just gonna open it now
-openin the box
-custom red adidas tracksuit with his name on the back
-aesthetic As Hell
-he's not putting on the pants
-and a bunch of pins in a little poem thing
-awww look at that
-he threw it on the floor
-and a little custom card. slightly bullying him
-threw that on the floor too
-and the Box
-having an Ok Day
-he ships scorpius
-oh he also got a little pixel
-he do the piano
-never a full rendition tho
-Wow! 11 Notes! How Amazing!
-this little baby is going on danisnotinteresting right after. with 10 minutes of Black Screen
-welcome to the internet
-Do You Think You Can Survive This Maelstrom?
-THOUSANDS OF OPINIONS ATTACK YOU
-he's simply dead inside and expects nothing
-requires many months of meditation face down on the floor
-he will probably be about 30 before he finally finishes puberty
-so many anime and so little time. and one or two you should avoid
-vidcon LA
-prob not other vidcons tho
-phil has finished pokémon sun
-they had 2 battles
-he beat phil's entire party with a porygon z using ice beam
-then they battled again and phil's mudsdale earthquaked all of dan's pokémon to death
-diy terrarium
-he spent nearly an hour arranging moss so it would look like a nice tiny garden
-then right when he let go of it after hanging it up the string snapped
-he was having a nice relaxing day until That Happened
-it was a dramatic
-phil walked in on him standing in silence with the broken terrarium on the floor then they looked at each other then laughed for an hour
-like. cry laughing
-he feels like he needs to watch new anime
-he has one resolution to fix his tumblr theme
-rebranding
-gonna do some Life Things
-getting some storage
-earrings
-should he wear one ring earring or would he look too much like a pirate
-still hasn't listened to pink season
-terrariums are just a sore spot for him now
-hope you're all good
-good luck with exams
-don't stay up late
-listen to some music
-just have a nice time
-have a nice week
-namaste
-from ur boi dan
-bye
-*muffled microphone noises*
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