#thoughts with luke

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Mw2 headcannons where Shepherd kills us as bait and sends a video of it to the team...

Oh boy oh boy this is dark isn't it? This should be fun though. Not sure if you wanted this as romantic or friendship so I'll try to toe the line.

141 Sent A Video of Reader Dying

Warnings: Reader Death, gunshots

Price is the one the video gets sent to, Shepherd knows that if it gets to Price the rest of the 141 will see it too

Price has been stressed about you being taken hostage by Shepherd, and while he's tried not to think the worst, he knows immediately what the video is as soon as it shows up.

The second he looks at it and sees no letter or anything attached, a part of him just knows. A part of him starts grieving right then.

For the rest of the 141, Gaz and Soap had been staying pretty positive.

It was clear that Gaz was feeding off of a lot of Price's energy, so while he knew the possibility, he'd been cautiously optimistic about getting you back.

He was one of the younger members of the team and while he'd seen death, it had never been anything as close as this. So in his mind, the possibility of you dying just didn't seem real.

There was no world for him in which he wouldn't eventually see you again and get to have your warmth to brighten up his days.

For Soap, he wasn't even letting himself consider the bad that could happen.

Even when Price and Ghost were trying to keep him realistic, to him there was just no world in which you didn't come back. He never even questioned it for a second.

Your disappearance didn't seem to bother him, because he expected that by the next week you'd be right back at his side, teasing him about something or the other.

For Ghost, he was probably the most pessimistic of the group.

Ghost has seen loss. He's seen loss and he knows what men like Shepherd are capable of, what they'll do to prove a point

So the second that Ghost hears that Shepherd has you, he practically already starts grieving.

He's more quiet and reserved from the rest of the group and when he refers to you, its already in past tense.

He and Soap butt heads a lot during this time. Ghost isn't being positive enough for Soap's taste, and Soap isn't being realistic enough for Ghost's.

Several times, Ghost just closes his eyes and tries to picture your voice and your face. He wants to commit you to memory, keep everything fresh enough that he can't forget.

Roach doesn't know what to think.

He's worried out of his mind and his brain keeps bouncing between grief and determination to get you back.

A part of him wants to just sit still and do nothing, a part of him is frozen in that state, just numbness as it tries to work through what is happening

The other part of him is working his ass off. This part doesn't care about processing what happened, it just wants to have you back.

He's already planning your return meal, the breakfast and lunch and dinner he'll make for you as he recovers.

Similar to Price, as soon as Ghost see's the tape, he knows.

Price walks in to the meeting room with it, Laswell trailing behind him and Ghost sees the little tape in his hand and his mouth just snaps shut. He doesn't say a word.

Price warns the group flat out. He tells them whats likely on the tape, he tells them that if they don't want to watch, if they don't want the chance of seeing, then they can leave

None of them leave. They can't, not when it comes to you. They have to see.

The video starts and immediately they're all on edge. There's you, tied to a chair in some dark and dank room.

You look tired and even over the video they can see the cuts and bruises on your skin, the way your clothes are torn and cut, how defeated you look.

Shepherd starts talking. He's walking around you, stopping behind you to place his hand on your shoulders. When he does you flinch.

Soap is seething as he watches the video. Roach seems frozen in place, Gaz is wringing his hands together nervously, Ghost hasn't moved a muscle, but his whole body is tense. Price seemed defeated.

They only pick up on bits and pieces of what Shepherd says, they're so focused on you.

They pick up on Shepherd saying that you've given them nothing, stayed loyal and kept your mouth shut no matter what they tried. Each of the boys feels pride flood through them at that.

But, of course, the video has to end and Shepherd brings things to a close.

He stops behind you in the video. "If we can't get anything from them, the least we can do is send a message."

He pulls his gun out. You don't flinch as you feel it press against the back of your head. You just stare forward at the camera, unmoving.

The gunshot rings out and your body slumps forward. The video cuts off and the 141 are left in the silence of what they've just seen.

It doesn't take long for tears to start falling. For Soap to collapse with his face in his hands against the table. For Gaz to look to Price, hoping to see something only to be met with the signs of clear grief on his face. For Roach to feel tears slide down his cheeks as he stares forward, completely unmoving. For Ghost to get up and leave the room, unable to sit with the group any longer as grief consumes them.

A cloud lays over the 141, they've lost one of their own. They have to start grieving.

#thoughts with luke #you asked luke #gary roach sanderson #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #call of duty #captain john price #kyle gaz garrick #task force 141 #headcanons #taskforce 141 #taskforce 141 x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #john soap mctavish x reader #gary roach sanderson x reader #kyle gaz garrick x reader #captain john price x reader

[dionboop]

Need someone to physically hold me back from cutting my hair with my safety scissors

I COULD JUST CUT IT MYSELF AHHHGGH

#thoughts with luke

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This is why I'm not the biggest fan of the Price is the dad of the 141 headcanons, because what people fail to understand is that the person on the leash is actually Price

#john “let me set off a nuke to help the war effort” Price #john “lets kidnap his wife and son” price #john “yeah i can sneak into this base alone” price #you don't understand Laswell still smokes because of him! #soap doesn't really do anything chaotic in the games #meanwhile Price every two seconds is doing something else insane and dragging gaz into it with him #ghost and soap: normal military mission #price and gaz: fighting for their fucking lives because Price decided they could take on a whole base of men by themselves #thoughts with luke #captain john price #call of duty #john price #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #task force 141

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I Know You Didn't Take Requests But Just Curiosity... What Would Happen If Makarov Was Obsessed With A Nervous Russian Woman?

Kissing you (with your permission) for asking about Makarov I've been wanting to write with him so much since the newest trailer dropped AHHHH also I'm gonna take this as an x reader Makarov headcanon request if thats alright

Makarov Obsessed with Nervous Russian Fem! Reader

Warnings: Dub-con, loosely implied non-con, kidnapping, stalking, obsession, knife kink and blood kink, jealousy, murder

Makarov and reader meet before his time as an ultranationalist, when he's still at least a little good.

He's Spetsnaz and you're just a secretary trying to stay under the radar and make a living for yourself. Being around hungry men, men constantly away from their respective families or partners, never quite allows you to settle into peace.

You're one of the only women working on the base, and the men laugh when you jump at their sudden arrivals or hands on your shoulder. You don't find it funny, but they assure you that you have no reason to be nervous. You don't believe them, you're nervous all the time in a place like that.

There's one man who doesn't laugh at you. He's a captain and any time he makes you jump, he apologizes. He's kind and charming and, honestly, the only man on base you're able to find any sort of comfort in.

Makarov isn't sure what it is that starts his obsession with you. Perhaps its the amusement he feels when you stutter over yourself as you speak. Maybe its just that he enjoys having someone kind around. Maybe he just latched on to someone and you happened to be the unlucky victim.

Either way, it didn't matter. After a week of knowing you, Makarov is enamored. He's interested.

When Makarov is interested it means research. Research means watching you even when you think you're alone. Sneaking into your home or desk and snooping to understand more about you. He watches and learns all of your little quirks, everything that makes you tick. And Makarov is good at his job, so it's not surprising that you never realize.

Then the papers are sent. Makarov is discharged and the rumor floating around base is that it was an order by the UN after his cruel and inhumane treatment during war.

You don't believe its true, you don't believe Makarov is capable. Still, you're only a woman on a base surrounded by men, you can't voice your thoughts to anyone.

To you, Makarov dissapears. In reality, he's still around.

He joins the ultranationalists and stops trying to hide who he really is. With them, he's appreciated. His bloodlust is praised. He thrives under the guiding hand of Imran Zhakaev.

As he thrives, he doesn't forget you. He watches from the shadows, keeping tabs on your every move as he works himself up the totem pole of Ultranationalists. He keeps you as close as he can without you ever knowing.

And, in the shadows, he pushes and prods reader exactly how he wants her. He keeps men away from you, many of them never showing for plans you made. He encourages activities and learning about certain topics with hidden items for you to find.

And, when Makarov is made Zhakaev's second (only behind his son) and given more control and power, he takes no time in claiming his obsession.

He wouldn't be gentle about it. You'd been out of his grasp for far too long and now he had you here? Well the idea of bruises or bleeding skin only lit him up with excitement.

Now he isn't violent when he kidnaps you. Only disciplinary, as he says. You struggle and he corrects that action. And, as he settles you in to the base he's been staying at, you understand this is your new future.

Makarov is obsessed with you, he wants to own you, he wants every piece of you to be his. And that desire involves you giving yourself to him, giving in to his own wicked desires and playing along.

Maybe you resist at first, but at the end of the day you're a nervous person and you can do nothing but cower behind him. You're in deep, a madman is obsessed with you, and you're trapped behind enemy lines. What choice do you have but to give in and become Makarov's play thing.

Now, once you do give in, Makarov treats you like a queen. You are his after all, and what belongs to him gets taken care of.

I think Makarov is the type to shower his partner in gifts. Jewelry and silk. Anything that he would be able to physically see on his partner like a mark of his ownership over them.

He's an overprotective and jealous man. God help any ultranationalist who tries to flirt with you or insult you. After Makarov is done dealing with them in the only way he knows how, his ire often falls to you.

He takes his anger out in the bedroom in those moments. Making you beg and declare his ownership over you repeatedly.

Now, this doesn't define your more intimate moments with him. As much as Makarov loves having control, he's more than willing to let you take over and do what you will to him until he orders you to stop. He likes to let his inhibitions go under your touch.

Makarov likes to play domesticity. He likes it when you make him breakfast and see him off for the day with a kiss to his lips. He likes to have you waiting in the room for him, ready to cater to his needs. He likes playing house, pretending to be the perfect husband of a normal family.

He doesn't succeed most of the time. Meetings upon meetings often bleed into the sanctuary he wants with you and, more often then not, you find Makarov entering the room speaking in a quiet and clipped voice with other men, future plans for the Ultranationalists being discussed between them.

And finally, I think Makarov enjoys showing you off, to an extent. He's obsessed with you and he has you, of course he wants everyone to know it. Of course he wants to show you off.

But, at the same time, Makarov hates the ideas of others looking at you, of anyone else even possibly thinking that they could hold you and have you like he did

This often results in meetings or casual sit downs where you're pulled onto his lap or tucked against his side. You keep your eyes down and Makarov watches like a shark, ready to attack anyone who would so much as look at you.

Also knives in the bedroom and you should probably get used to blood, because you'll be helping clean it off of him most days, whether that's running him a bath and scrubbing it from his skin, or joining him in a shower for a much more intimate approach to ridding him of the blood.

#thoughts with luke #you asked luke #vladimir makarov #vladimir makarov x reader #vladmir makarov #makarov cod #cod makarov #makarov x reader #call of duty fanfic #call of duty modern warfare 2 #call of duty

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GhostRoach is actually one of THE ships of all time, they fr in loved. Entwined doomed lovers for real. Its why Ghost can't die yet, Roach isn't there...

#thoughts with luke #gary roach sanderson #simon ghost riley #call of duty #ghostroach

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I like the idea of Roach who grew up around dogs with like at least 3 in his household at all times vs Soap who is deathly afraid of dogs because of bad experiences during childhood + his time in SAS.

GhostRoachSoap dating and Roach begging the two to please let him get a dog. He's not used to there being no animals in the house, so living with Soap and Ghost now he's desperate to have another fuzzy lil guy in the house.

He's got like a whole ass PowerPoint, showing them the benefits and how they could train a military dog so it would be both functional and just to have a fuzzy lil guy.

Soap is vehemently against it, they know how much he hates dogs. Eventually though Roach ends up hearing about a little of German Shepherds that were just born and he manages to convince Soap to go look at the ones that hadn't been bought yet. He tells him that if he still doesn't want one after seeing the dogs he'll drop the topic.

Soap reluctantly agrees and they go and Soap is standing off to the side uncomfortable as Ghost and Roach are surrounded by puppies. He's super uncomfortable but then there's a little tug at his pants legs.

He looks down and see's a little German Shepherd puppy who is away from all the other dogs and has latched on to his pants leg and is tugging at them. He tries to get her to stop, but she holds tight so he has to reach down and pick her up before she tears it.

He's holding this dog, unsure of what to do and she turns her head to excited ly lick at his arm, her tail wagging super hard. He pulls her closer and she starts licking his face like crazy.

Ghost and Roach find Soap like 15 minutes later on the ground grinning and playing with the little German Shepherd and Soap looks up at them with this big smile and they both just know that they're taking that one home with them.

The next week, Gaz and Price get introduced to their new team mate, a little German Shepherd named Riley.

#gary roach sanderson #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #call of duty #ghostroach #soaproach #ghostroachsoap #soapghost #thoughts with luke

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"I feel bad for GhostSoap fans! They're dealing with what GhostRoach/GhostRoachSoap fans had to deal with!"

I don't feel bad. I can't wait to write dead fiance Soap content and tag it wrong on Ao3 AND be actually backed up by Canon.

#mw3 spoilers #mw3 #cod mw3 #thoughts with luke #am i upset soap died? #absolutely. soap is my second favorite cod character. thats my husband #is this a brilliant opportunity for the roach fandom? #yes #yes it is #this is a joke btw #gary roach sanderson #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghostroach #soapghost

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Thinking about Roach whose love language is food. Baby boy was raised with an overprotective mother who wouldn't let him leave the table until he had at least two plates of food. Raised with one of those Southern grandparents who makes him all sorts of foods when he comes over and sends him home with two pans of cinnamon rolls for the whole family. Raised with a love and appreciation for food and the love that can be shown and given through food.

So food is part of his love language. Roach joins the 141 and immediately he can tell that these guys don't eat enough. They all look strong as hell, they all are strong as hell, but he notices how little they actually eat.

He notices Price skipping meals in order to try to get more paperwork done. He notices the aversion that Ghost has to most of the foods the cafeteria serves, and how little he eats because of it. He notices the way that Gaz gets so busy and focused that he just forgets to feed himself. He notices the way that Soap tries to avoid eating as much as possible and, when he does, that he's monitoring every bit of what goes into his system. He notices the bad relationship that the rest of the 141 has with food, and he says absolutely not.

So Roach starts slowly working them up with meals. He starts bringing lunch to Price's office. He buys little containers for it that look like the ones from the cafeteria and he makes a good sized meal and he starts bringing them to Price around lunch and dinner. He makes them all meals that can easily be eaten while working on something else. Easily eaten and little mess. He notices the healthy weight that his captain puts on with absolute delight.

He starts taking notes of what foods Ghost will and won't eat, what flavors and textures he hates and which flavors and textures he likes. He pieces it together through watching Ghost in the cafeteria, offering him different foods, and just straight out asking him in some cases. Eventually he has a full list and he starts making Ghost meals with only textures and flavors he likes. He puts them in the little cafeteria boxes with care, making sure there is no chance that the foods will touch or mix together. With the foods that Roach is giving "from the cafeteria", Ghost starts eating more and Roach notices how much happier he seems.

He begins a little ritual of finding Gaz and asking him to join him during meals. Gaz forgets, so Roach reminds him. If Gaz says "yeah I'll come in a minute" or anything similar to brush Roach off, Roach will simply wait for him. His presence is able to get Gaz to finally leave whatever he's doing and go to eat. They start a routine of taking their meals together and Roach watches with nothing short of pride as Gaz devours his breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Roach starts small with Soap. He has to. Its healthy deserts and sweets and healthy big meals. He tells Soap what's in them and watches with dissatisfaction as his friend monitors everything that he eats, making sure he's well beneath his calories for the day. Slowly, Roach starts asking him to try things he's made. Just a bite. Just a bite of a brownie won't hurt. Just a bit of a cookie. And every time that Soap does, Roach praises him.

Roach makes sure to give praise any time Soap eats something without monitoring his calories, without counting. Any time Soap brings it up during meals, Roach distracts him. He asks him some question about the explosives he'd been working with. When Soap gains weight, Roach compliments him. Roach tells him how pretty he is. He tells him how beautiful he looks.

He takes Soap out for ice cream, for dinner, for any treat he can think of and they eat it together. They split things and Roach always makes sure to get "full" before he's finished his half. He always makes sure that Soap just isn't thinking about the fact that he's eating.

And it works. Bites of brownies go to the full thing, half meals go to full meals, occasional treats turn into common treats. And Roach compliments Soap through it all. He builds up his confidence, he makes sure that the other man isn't scared of gaining weight. He makes sure that Soap knows that he's quite possibly the prettiest man that Roach has ever seen in his life. And when Soap is no longer worried about what he's eating, when Soap is finally enjoying his food, when Soap has a better relationship with food, Roach doesn't think he's ever felt so happy in his life.

Roach's whose love language is food. Roach who refuses to let the people he cares about continue to starve themselves. Roach who slowly works to improve the 141's relationship with food. 💙

#pls ask me about this more or yell at me about it #I just...Roach whose love language is food #AHAGGSGD I WANT TO EAT IT #thoughts with luke #gary roach sanderson #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #call of duty #kyle gaz garrick #captain price #captain john price #task force 141 #cod roach #cod ghost #cod soap #cod gaz #cod price

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Fuck it *drops an old au from Taskforce Orange on you*

I'm thinking of Werewolf SoapRoach AU where werewolf Soap gets hit by a car while in his wolf form and Roach finds him and just thinks he's a dog so he takes him home to nurse him back to health and Soap is just stuck in dog form while this sweet hot guy pets him and hugs him and makes him food

Its even funnier if Soap's wolf form is like...very obviously a wolf but Roach is just a himbo

Jackson: dude...thats a fucking wolf

Roach: no, he's a dog and his name is soap

Jackson: he's like three feet tall!!

Roach: thats just more of him to love

Meanwhile the 141 in the woods who have no idea what happened to Soap are freaking out while Soap is off getting pampered and falling in love

Also thinking about how this idea could host some Perv! Soap content

Roach: Soap is so clingy, he even has to be in the bathroom when I'm showering, he's just too adorable

Roach: it was so funny, the other day Soap stole my clothes from my room, I had to chase him through the house in only my underwear to get them back

Also Jackson who starts suspecting that something is up and Soap isn't what he seems. Its just him bending down and getting in this wolf's face like "I know what you are" all serious

Further comedy if Jackson is ALSO a werewolf and knows what Soap is and what he's doing so he just starts messing with him as punishment.

Like cuddling with Roach on the couch and leaving no room for him, holding Roach's hand and giving him smooches on the cheek as casual intimacy. "Accidentally" locking him outside.

And Soap is seething but he can't do much without giving himself away :)

#thoughts with luke #gary roach sanderson #call of duty #john soap mactavish #soaproach #paul jackson cod

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Y'all know the thing of Neil Ellice with long hair that everyone was losing their shit over earlier?

This one???

I'm claiming it for the SoapRoach/GhostRoachSoap nation now.

HERES THE PLAN:

Deep undercover Soap, he grew his hair and beard out specifically to infiltrate a terrorist cell thats been slowly growing. It's headed by an American and notoriously hard to get involved in, but through monitoring the channels the 141 learned that the cell were looking for someone to help make explosives and shit for them.

So with months in the making the 141 craft this false identity for Soap. He's not Soap, he's just John McCormick and he's ex-militaty currently on the run for deserting. Its a perfect disgust because Soap is essentially allowed to be himself and have his same knowledge without worrying about remembering a harsh backstory or staying in character. The hair and beard are to add to this idea that he's trying to stay hidden.

Finally everything is ready and he goes undercover. It takes about a month, but he finally gets brought into the terrorist cell and pretty quickly works his way up the ladder until he's being introduced to the head guy. Johnathan Sanderson, a man who'd lost almost his entire family thanks to the US military and was out for harsh revenge.

The only member of his family remaining is his younger brother, Gary "Roach" Sanderson who isn't really involved in what his brother does despite knowing about it. He stays close because Johnathan is too overprotective and refuses to chance losing him too.

During his time undercover, Soap gets close to Roach and kinda maybe starts seeing him. He knows he shouldn't, he knows it can never really work, but he just can't help himself. Roach is too lovely and the two just get along so well.

Soap wants to tell Roach, he wants to tell him so bad, but he keeps things hidden.

The undercover op lasts almost two years of Soap trying to get the information that will allow the 141 to bring down the terrorist cell once and for all. Thats nearly two years of lying and secretly reporting back to, secretly communicating, and secretly meeting his team. Two years of being together with Roach and falling into a routine with him. Two years that lead to him eventually proposing to Roach, despite the fact that he knows he shouldn't. He just wants to pretend, just for a little longer.

Then, of course, he gets the information he needs, but in the process exposes himself. He's forced to run and barely makes it back to the 141 alive. Roach is informed that his fiance John was an undercover operative the entire time and, within days, the entire terrorist cell are being arrested or are getting themselves killed fighting back.

Roach gets arrested, but its more to get him out of harms way and to interrogate him rather than actually put him in jail.

He's getting interrogated by Price, Ghost, and Gaz about his brother when Soap steps into the room. He's not said a fucking word the entire time before Soap comes into the room and by the time Soap does, Price is threatening him with jail time. Soap like leans over the table and is like, "Roach...please just tell them what they want to know."

And Roach just refuses to look at him but Soap is still trying and he's just speaking softly and eventually Roach just snaps at him, "Why would you care what happens to me? You seemed pretty content just to use me for your own needs, John."

And Soap is like, "Please, please that isn't what was happening I swear." Price and the 141 pull Soap out of the room and get filled in about the little secret that Soap was hiding in that he'd started a relationship with and had even proposed to Roach.

Soap begs to be given some time because he's sure that he can get Roach to answer their basic questions about his involvement. So they let Soap go back into the room alone.

Soap gets into the room and for like the first thirty minutes to an hour Roach refuses to speak with him and they end up sitting in silence or with Soap being the only one talking. Then, finally, Soap mentions something about their engagement and Roach snaps.

Roach starts accusing him of only using him to get to his brother, of Roach being a pawn in whatever game he was playing, of Soap still trying to trick him now by playing on the love that Roach has for him. Soap refutes every point and swears up and down that he's in love with Roach and that Roach was never part of his plan to get to his brother.

Eventually Soap is like, "What do I have to do to prove to you that I love you?"

Roach answers, "Leave the 141. Leave the military."

Soap pauses for a short moment before, "If thats what it takes. If thats what makes you believe." And he leaves the room and comes back like an hour later with the papers that he would need to resign from the military and Roach is just gaping while watching him sign them.

And eventually Soap finishes and sets the pen down and slides the papers over to Roach so he can look at them and see that they're legit. Roach takes one look at them before just breaking down sobbing.

He finally answers the questions while crying into Soap's chest and clinging to him and at the end of it Price is like, "Okay, you're free to go." And Soap hands Price the resignation papers, but before Price can take them Roach grabs them and just rips them in half.

Soap asks him what he's doing in a panic and Roach (still crying) is just like, "I can't ask you to leave for me, I didn't think you'd actually do it, I'm sorry."

And it takes time and patience, Roach essentially has to relearn who his boyfriend is and Soap has to earn his trust back, but eventually the two work things out and the wedding is back on and Johnathan (in jail) is lowkey pissed on Roach's behalf but won't show that in front of Roach so he just glares daggers and mouths mean things to Soap when Roach isn't looking ajdbhdhsbd

Anyways yeah...I also have ideas on how to make this GhostRoachSoap so if you want that...lmk

#thoughts with luke #gary roach sanderson #simon ghost riley #call of duty #john soap mactavish #captain john price #taskforce 141 #call of duty fanfic #soap x roach #soaproach #ghostroachsoap #soaproachghost

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Save me Gary "Roach" Sanderson, save me

#thoughts with luke #gary roach sanderson

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One day you guys are gonna tell me that I'm beating a dead horse with this, but another thing that frustrates me are those fics where like Roach is found alive or some shit and Soap gets all depressed because he's being "replaced" by Roach.

Like I get it, but have you guys considered for a second that Roach would very clearly also feel like he'd been "replaced" in that scenario. Like why paint Roach as a villain when you can have both Soap and Roach having the same struggle and thinking that the other is so cool and awesome and better than them and stuff without saying anything.

And the two are just sweet and stuff to each other while struggling until they inevitably realize that they are both feeling the exact same about the other and that they're being silly and then they kiss about it. Then they kiss Ghost about it. See, no ones a villain, the feelings on both sides are validated, I no longer want to strangle people, and GhostRoachSoap get to kiss and be happy. The end.

#thoughts with luke #gary roach sanderson #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #call of duty #ghostroach #soaproach #soapghost #ghostroachsoap

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Thinking about Ghost going on leave and none of the 141 think much on it, but then he gets back and he's walking with a limp, has bite marks all over any piece of his skin that they can see, and just generally seems like he's in a pleasant haze for like two weeks after.

Of course all of them assume that he just met someone at a bar or something, that is until on their next joint leave he introduces them to his fiance Roach.

All of them are immediately shocked because no way this dude who is like a good two feet shorter than Ghost and looks like Ghost could snap him in half railed their friend so good that he was walking with a limp for a week. Soap is the only one brave enough to be vocal about it and, when Price and Gaz inevitably leave the bar Soap is still teasing the two men.

Anyways the next morning Soap and Ghost walk in with marks all over them and a limp and both Price and Gaz are stuck between wanting to make fun of Soap and absolutely stunned because holy shit? How much stamina does Roach have?

Gaz also overhears later:

"Stop squirming"

"I can't help it! He did a number on me LT."

"Well he warned you that he was going to show you exactly how he handles me"

"I get it! I get it! Could of used a warning though."

"Remembering that I was walking funny for a week wasn't warning enough?"

#thoughts with luke #gary roach sanderson #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghostroach #ghost x roach #call of duty #soap x roach #soaproach #ghostroachsoap

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The MW4 plot should just be ghost!soap and ghost!roach making out every cutscene with the addition of giving the rest of the 141 kisses during gameplay

This is what MW3 should have been. GhostSoapRoach with their tongues in each others mouths every cuisine.

Activision are cowards fr

#thoughts with luke #you asked luke #gary roach sanderson #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghostsoaproach

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Ask

Do you ever think that squirrels wish they could rob people?

#thoughts with luke #you asked luke #now luke asks you

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I've come to drop more of the poly 141 kiss jar idea, these things were sent through discord first so shout out to everyone who helped rant about it with me.

In case you aren't aware, the base idea is that Roach starts a kiss jar to help the 141 fund their dates. For every dollar they put into the jar he gives them a kiss. Now then:

If Roach puts money in the jar he gets to choose who he wants to kiss so at random times Price will be sitting at his desk and the door to his office will just open ominously and he'll look up just to watch Roach drop a dollar into the jar. Or Ghost will be like training recruits or something and Roach will ask one of them for a dollar and the poor recruits (thinking its an initiation ritual or something) will give him one so he can immediately drop it into the jar then go get a kiss from Ghost. He often gets gaz with like big dollars while he's training and he always waits for the right moment. So Gaz will like start doing pushups or something and as soon as he does theres just a pitter patter of footsteps followed by a twenty dollar bill being dropped into the jar and Roach sliding under where he'd doing pushups for one of those like couple exercise type things (except roach literally just lays there to get kissed). Soap's is always like a drive by where he doesn't even have time to think about Roach just appears out of nowhere like a magician to drop a dollar in the jar and like slam a kiss onto him with brokeback mountain strength

I feel like Price (surprisingly) contributes the most to the jar just because when he puts money in its always like a twenty dollar bill or like a fifty dollar bill. Ghost and Soap put in the most like just straight up one dollar bills the most often. Like they end up putting in at least ten to twenty a day each in one dollar bills just because they like to spread it out (their banks 100% think they are frequent guests at a strip club). Gaz has a healthy middle ground where he will usually put in like a ten and he always does it at the end of the day so all the other boys have to watch him get kisses (which in turn causes them to all put more money into the jar) (There have been money fights of them trying to be the last one to kiss Roach at the end of the day).

Price only apologizes for his high dollar amounts on like specific occasions where like he wants fewer kisses, but doesn't have the smaller bills so Roach has to make change for him out of the jar

Roach thinks its hilarious every time but Price is always nervous and feels bad about it because he's worried Roach will be upset he doesn't want twenty-fifty kisses.

Most of the time though he's very proud of his high dollar amounts and like will specifically call Roach to his office to drop a fifty into the jar and just make Roach stay there kissing him for the next like hour sjdjdjndjf

Someone outside of the team tried to put a dollar into the jar one time and Soap has to be held back from fighting them. Price doesn't try to fight them but he does put the fear of God into them.

And at one point some stupid recruits probably try to start a game of trying to see who can sneak a dollar into the jar without the 141 noticing so they can "claim" a kiss from Roach.

The game lasts three hours before all of the recruits have to be transferred to a different base and laswell is calling her wife to explain to her that this is why she smokes

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