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#tht video of eddie van halen with his son rlly did me in
a-nybodys · 2 years
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girl help i cant stop thinking about steddie being in their thirties with a kid/kids and being domestic
whenever eddies with the kid by himself, everyone always coos over them and asks where mom is, and eddie invents different gruesome deaths for her every time.
“oh she died in a tragic rock climbing goat attack incident 😔”
“she was kidnapped by the japanese mafia and was killed off when no one would pay her ransom”
“oh its so sad, she fell into a woodchipper :(“
steve is on the pta, and hes determined to make better pie than fucking cheryl, and whenever she gets particularly pissy, steve brings eddie with him to the next meeting. scary dog privileges
they fulfill steves dream of traveling around in an rv every summer, theyre that family that have the bucket list to go to every national park
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