Jason: ok Tim, any more crazy shit you’ve neglected to mention doing?
Tim: I already told you no
Jason: yeah and then you told me the biggest 3 what the fucks yet. So, got anything to top invading a country?
Tim: There was the time my friends and I tried to topple an entire planetary government and reinstate the old monarch? But we didn’t get very far before someone else came to conquer the planet and we had to play baseball for the sake of 2 planets.
Jason: …Tim how was that less illegal than the invasion
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