#tlg outlanders memes

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inspired by this post :)

Regularly says fuck: Kenge, Janja, Kiburi, Tamka, Neema, Nne, Tano, the Skinks

Has sworn off saying fuck, but has said it at some point: Reirei, Mzingo

Has not said fuck before, but can if so desired: Ushari, Sumu, Chungu, Cheezi

Has not said fuck before, and refuses to say it: Jasiri, Madoa, Goigoi, Mwoga

Legally cannot say fuck: Wema, Tunu, Dogo, Kijana, Nduli

#despite all this i think jasiri should get to swear once #reirei stopped for the sake of her kids or says it when they're not around #she's careful tho #swearing is in-built in janja but he gets told off sooo #you cannot stop the rest of them in that first one from saying it tho 💀 #most of the idiots don't swear - at least not regularly - but tamka's prolly gonna rub off on them #no one would be that surprised if ushari or sumu swore #nduli probably actually has said fuck #i mean cmon he's a croc #but depending on the situation kiburi usually scolds him tamka and neema lol #me and nikki were also talking about how the kids learned to swear so. yeah #“whoopsie” - everyone who swore in front of them #the lion guard #tlg #tlg outlanders #tlg outlanders memes #tlg memes

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Sorry I’m stupid like that JFHDGDGD

#i kept thinking about this parallel over and over and decided to make a meme #no but with everybody surrounding both kiburi AND flynn/eugene and them saying ‘i don’t sing’ was too perfect #granted everyone left kiburi alone and no one forced him to sing but imagine #ig if that happened kiburi would physically fight instead of giving in but it’s still funny #tlg outlanders #the lion guard

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👆 could be janja and his clan OR reirei and her pups too hgsfgfh

that second one is after ushari's death- but i can't end on that so here have the idiots

here take these Outlanders as memes :) i laughed too much making these

#the lion guard #tlg #tlg outlanders #tlg outlanders memes #enjoy :) #if you saw this posted twice no you didn't

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this is my take :3

inspiration from this tierlist but i made it for the outlanders!!

please share your thoughts if you'd like, i love to hear different headcannons!! :D

#thoughts in tags -> #kenge as the token straight is funny to me #WE NEED MORE EVIL/OUTLANDERS WOMEN #THERE'S LITERALLY ONLY 6 #9 if you include wema & kijana and reirei's older female pup #that's all i wanted to say #give us more women #goddamnit!! #the lion guard #tlg #tlg outlanders #tlg outlanders memes #tlg memes #tlg tierlist #lgbtq headcanons

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GUYS I FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE HEART LOCKET GIFS AND

look at the masterpieces i have made >:)

website is here!! <3

#the lion guard #tlg #tlg outlanders #tlg outlanders memes #heart locket #heart locket gif

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finally made one of these again! :)

this was so funny to make, i missed doing these. i had so many thoughts so i'll put them in the tags as usual hehe

bonus :3

#i imagine nne and tano probably made up chess. when they were bored in their cave one time #maybe not CHESS but some sort of game #whatever it is. it accurately portrays their dysfunctional family when they all played it HFDGH #idk i usually play board games with family so this automatically makes me think of them a Dysfunctional Family #ANYWAYS #top 4 are self explanatory BUT if there was a throw the chess board option kenge would be that #or a cheat option. shupavu would be that #i decided to let nduli goigoi and dogo win! as a treat :) #good for them! #meanwhile janja chungu and tamka don't know what the fuck is going on #reirei kiburi and mzingo are smart enough to win but don't #njano nne and tano are self explanatory lmao #of course CHEEZi has to ask that #get it #lmao #anyway i laughed making this because their pictures look like how they'd react 😭 #the lion guard #tlg #tlg outlanders #tlg outlanders memes #god i really did miss making these

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tlg outlanders as daz quotes

inspired by this tiktok :)

Sumu after watching Scar's Army get blasted away by the Lion Guard: ALRIGHT THEN! Moving out immediately! Kenge, grab your bag!

Tamka: When you come and meet me on a date I'm all romantic and shit! I'm in the corner like *strums guitar* Would you like a steak?

Scar's Army after every battle: Jesus Tapdancing Christ, I need a drink.

The Idiots: Oh my god, where are we? We're stranded in a land I've never seen before! Where are we? Wait, is that our friend's house?!

*Scar's Army arguing*

Ushari: You need to back off!

Janja: No one needs to back off, someone needs to explain the SCORPION!

Bunga to Kion: Don't ask your grandpa for help! What's he gonna do? Have a stroke in front of Scar?!

Kion: Look at the state of the Pridelands... You couldn't get much worse could you?

*Scar setting Pride Rock on fire*

Janja: We might actually win over the Pridelands!

*Gets absolutely blasted by the Roar*

can i just say the entirety of his cooking simulator series screams outlanders chaos to me, especially kenge vibes hgfhdh - i suggest watching it it's hilarious

bonus not-daz quote

Kiburi, pointing at Makuu: What kinda GARBAGE is that?! Oops, my anarchy symbol

#sorry there's not many i need more ideas 😭 #the lion guard #tlg #tlg outlanders #tlg memes #tlg outlanders memes #tlg incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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tell me i'm wrong. poor jasiri, this is what she bargained for when she accepted becoming queen lmao. buttt if it wasn't for her the whole outlands would collapse. she has a lot on her paws

also i found this. TELL ME it isn't janja, kiburi, reirei or mzingo and their henchmen. also ushari if you count the skinks

also this. let's go through this :3

top row left to right: literally all the henchmen plus janja, jasiri bc of all the pressure, madoa, kiburi (or goigoi if you count it as tired lol), kenge

bottom row left to right: nduli, sumu, ...njano or cheezi :)

#yayyy posting about the outlanders #my favourite thing to do! #they're all my babies #i edited the first one. the other two i found #the lion guard #tlg #tlg outlanders #tlg outlanders memes

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incorrect lion guard as snapcube quotes

if you haven't watched snapcube then i'm sorry if this is really out of context LMAO but that's kinda the point :)

Makucha: See ya, cheetah!

Fuli: Huh? He's faster than Fuli. He's faster than Fuli. What?

Janja, annoyed: What is it this time Ushari?

Ushari: Janja, you found my You're A Bitch Degree!

Janja, after one of Scar's meetings: ...Something just happened.

Nduli: When was the last time you washed your paws? I haven't washed mine in four days. I've also been eating rocks-

Tamka: Rocks?! Nuh uh uh, that's not food!

Nduli: What about grass-

*Butterfly lands on Tamka's nose* Tamka: This is food Nduli!

Nduli: It's beautiful, I love your new hat! I'm gonna name him.. Mwamba!

*Butterfly starts flying away*

Tamka: You scared it away! :(

Nduli: Bye Mwamba! :)

Tamka: Bye Mwamba..

Janja: Hey, you know what this place looks like? Looks like the Pridelands! *starts singing Tonight We Strike*

Janja, to the skinks: Are you in on this conspiracy to?!

Shupavu: Everything is a conspiracy, haven't you ever seen the Circle of Life?

Janja: Wh-What?!

*waiting for Scar's meeting*

Reirei: Are we just doing this now? A bunch of assholes standing in a line? Congratulations!

Janja: Ah fuck, she got us there guys. Well.............

Ushari, while Janja's Clan are hysterically laughing: Alright, I think we need to figure out what we're going to do about this-

Kenge: It's not important that we lost! Look at who's responsible! *points at Janja*

Janja, pointing up: I'll point at you also.

Kenge: I'm not the sky, hyena.

Janja: We're doing Nne's plan? We're all agreeing that Nne came up with this right?

Cheezi: Yeah... 2, 3, 4, 5, 6- Here we go! :D

Janja to Reirei: Sorry that sounded like I wanted to kill you, I didn't mean that. *whispering to everyone else* I do wanna kill her don't fucking tell- I don't wanna kill you, don't worry! I wanna kill her so fucking bad! I didn't say anything to them just now. You know what I said! I-I gotta go, uh, think about some stuff!-

*Battle for the Pridelands in a nutshell*

Scar: Heyyyyy~ What's uppppp?~ It's meeeeeeeee~

Kion: STOP! >:(

Scar: I don't know how to impress upon you that you cannot defeat me.

The Guard: Kion!

Scar: Oh, your friends are here!

The Guard: We're here to help you!

Scar: It's really cute that you're going to defeat me with the power of friendship and all, but then again I am Scar from the Lion King, so-

Kion: You didn't let me finish, Scar!

Scar: Mhm, go ahead.

Kion: I have-

Scar: Yes, yes, yes, yes. I don't care. I do not care! You don't understand. I came back here to destroy the Pridelands. This means nothing to me! Alright? You mean nothing to me! You and your little friends are fucking annoying! This is why I stayed down in lion hell. This is why I punish Pridelanders. I'm the good guy! Do you not realise? I am the good guy here! I am the true King of the Pridelands! Mufasa goes up and he plays with all his little friends like "Oh look, are you watching over the Pridelands?" Yeah, whatever. Fuck everybody.

Kion: Ah!

Scar: I get to kill people! I get to command my army all day! It's great, give me the Pridelands! You don't get it. You watch your stupid little privileges. Fuck you. Idiot.

*The Guard yells*

Scar: Go to hell! *makes the volcano erupt* Look, I can do this! Anytime I want! This is nothing to me! You are nothing to me! I hate you! I HATE YOU! THIS IS MY BIG FUCKING VOLCANO!

Bunga: Oh my god, he's fucking losing it entirely!

Chungu & Cheezi: All around me are familiar faces, work out places, worn out places- IS THAT WHAT A HOUSE LOOKS LIKE? Oh my stars! This place is amazing! Where am I, the Pridelands?...... Worn out places~ (thanks to @devilsrecreation for that one 😭)

feel free to reblog with additions, there's too many quotes to put in here </3

#the lion guard #tlg #tlg outlanders #tlg outlanders memes #tlg memes #incorrect quotes #tlg incorrect quotes #i wanted to add more but i couldn't think of any :( #snapcube #snapcube quotes

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*slams this on the table* another one.

listen. i know they can't watch a movie so... maybe someone tells them the zimwi story? or some other scary legend that's specific to the outlands? idk why but i feel like jasiri and madoa would be good story-tellers because they're full-time tunu and wema entertainers lol

maybe a little ooc but some of them literally would not care less lmao

#thought process in the tags again -> #cheezi and chungu would so be holding each other in fright. janja probably gets caught between them #he's just as scared #he probably tries to hide it in front of the others. miserably #goigoi and mwoga would gasp the whole time #goigoi is so into stories cuz he's a dad #the crocs couldn't really care less 💀 #neither could sumu. well maybe he'd get a little spooked but depends on the story #same for reirei and ushari #i was tempted to put ushari in 'laughs like a maniac' but once again. depends on the story #tamka and njano are like “huh? how is that scary” #mzingo is the same but in a more serious sense #the last are self explanatory #i put dogo there because it's funny #he's probably desensitized to violence 💀 but once again! depends on the story #the lion guard #tlg #tlg outlanders #tlg outlanders memes

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made some more :3 first batch here

sorry about cropping, the website was so slow that i couldn't change image size lol

#me just being silly #look at these guys!!! #the lion guard #tlg #tlg outlanders memes #tlg memes #tlg outlanders #heart locket #heart locket gif

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saw this template on pinterest, the idea came to me and wouldn't leave me alone. i present: the ways in which the outlanders would sin.

i have reasonings for some of them, and the rest Just Make Sense to me. feel free to ask why i put who where lmao

once again inspired by @devilsrecreation!

#the lion guard #tlg #tlg outlanders #i won't apologise for the images or cropping i already spent too long on this LMAO #tlg outlanders memes

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stupid lion guard screenshots :3

i'm freeing these from the depths my phone lmao

#I HAVE SO MANY CROC ONES HGFHDH #there's probably more #if i find them i'll make a rb #goigoi is literally showing off the thing that's gonna almost murder janja 😭😭😭 #idk if he knew the plan but imagine he spilled #that scar was gonna trap them. even if accidental #that would be an au and half 💀 #the kenge one makes me giggle hysterically I CAN'T #these r too funny #OMG I JUST NOTICED ONO'S FACE IN THAT FIFTH ONE LMFAOOO #someone tell me why the crocs are always flying 😭😭 #sorry about the degrading image quality 😭 #these are the type of shots you can only get when you legitimately watch the show and you just happen to pause hgghfj #the lion guard #tlg #tlg outlanders #tlg memes #tlg screenshots #the lion guard memes #the lion guard screenshots

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tlg tiktok links

this is kinda a personal archive of tlg tiktoks i wanna save but feel free to use :) don't mind me collecting the scraps of content

below the cut!

pov: the outlanders during tlk 2

possibly the most accurate representation of kiburi vs makuu meme

kiburi and makuu superstar edit

silly crocs meme (omg tamka and nduli!!)

when kiburi meets scar meme

if kiburi was a drive thru worker?? meme

janja and kiburi moments!! (rip the audio)

how tlg characters would scream meme

kiburi and reirei meme

tlg pride month edit <3

lion guard as tweets

more lion guard as tweets

even more lion guard as tweets

aroace kiburi edit :)

what it was really like in scar's army meme

tlg green flags filter meme

silly pikmin ushari

makuu headcannons

lion guard memes ✌️

another lion guard memes ✌️

ANOTHER lion guard memes (gotta love the daz ones<3)

if makuu was allowed to swear meme

makuu and kiburi's interesting dynamic

ushari does a lil dance meme

how the outlanders would react to you coming out

the lego movie janja and kiburi meme

british kiburi meme

makuu and kiburi in a nutshell

@devilsrecreation i feel like you'd enjoy these 😭

i'll add more if i find them, but i mainly just wanted links so i could watch them via browser if i don't have the app!

#the lion guard #tlg #tlg outlanders #tlg crocs #tlg tiktok links #tlg links

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TLG Outlanders Jumanji AU that i have suddenly become obsessed with :) buckle up

i'm mainly basing this off of the 2017 movie, with elements of the 2019 one too

wema, tunu, dogo and kijana are playing when they find a hidden cave, they go in and they find lots of weird paintings on the wall and the floor. ever the inquisitive one, dogo steps into a circle in the middle and they all get sucked into... Jumanji?? or maybe in the TLG universe it's called Mchezo

the adults look for them. the leaders (plus kenge and sumu) and the idiots (plus mwoga, nne, tano and neema) go in two groups to search since the kids were missing for a while. the leaders find the hidden cave first as sumu noticed it in his small size. they get sucked in, and eventually the idiots find it after them

they turn into human versions upon entering the world. yeah they're pretty freaked out lmao

the premise is that they go through trials to "prove" themselves, at the risk of their 3 lives, to get to the final task of saving the kiddos. i'm thinking each of them get a task focused on their skills but all of them are at the will of it, aka any of them could lose a life in any trial

i think the Strengths & Weaknesses bit would be funny. kiburi has no weaknesses, he says smth like "I'm too good to be weak 😏" and then 'Pride' pops up hfgdhdh. tamka's weakness would be cake because i think it'd be funny. nduli's is picking up cool rocks. i would say goigoi's would be sleeping but he'd lose all 3 in an instant. the list goes on

reirei is mad because she gets the boring map-reader job lol, despite that she saves everyone's asses so

i imagine sumu is like Milo, he gives them the information in a really deadpan tone lmao. it's like "... Oh no..." "Spit it out, will you?!" "... Mandrills. We should go" and he just continues spilling knowledge while they're running for their lives lmao

you know how in the second movie Bethany/Milo is a horse? yeah nne and tano are straight up just themselves- they're hyenas but realistic, like they didn't change 💀 they're just there doing hyena laughs and absolutely savaging people in the fights

the ostrich scene from the second movie would be funny. maybe the hyenas are the drivers 👀 NONE of them trust their lives with janja, chungu or cheezi but somefuckinghow.. they don't die

in a trial where the leaders are really trapped, guess who sneaks in and saves them? Ushari!!! that was actually all of their reactions as soon as he spoke and they knew it was him. shupavu hugs him on impulse and then gets awkward about it lol, they're happy to see him

ushari explains how he didn't actually die when scar was destroyed but he escaped the volcano and happened across the hidden cave. he's been trapped ever since and obviously presumed dead. he's been stuck with 1 life because he needed the others to complete the rest of the trials :(

there's a dance fight where kiburi has to defeat the guards without being all guns blazing about it. literally the same as the scene with Martha. it's so funny at first bc he doesn't know what the fuck to do - i hc him as demi, he can't flirt with someone he doesn't know😭 - but when a song (prolly rap?) starts playing he beats their asses easy

little did they know the exact same thing was happening on the opposite side of the building, just with the idiots. tamka, nduli and neema also get their cool moment of beating people up, dance fight style! it's mainly tamka because he actually DOES have a strength in acting :)

the leaders and the idiots enter the building at the same time and it's an "Oh Shit!" spiderman pointing meme moment lmao. from this point on they do the trials together

the vultures fly the helicopters. you can imagine how well that goes. it's just like in the movie where something immediately breaks 😭 i think it'd be cool if kenge was the one to fix the helicopter, giving him a hero moment! imagine it

"Kenge, you did it! :D"

"Guess I did"

"Um... Oops"

"What Janja?"

"I dropped the jewel 😶"

"YOU WHAT?!?!"

janja loses a life in that scene from the rhinos 😭 do i wanna traumatise mzingo that much? idk. i just feel like that is such a janja thing to happen. fridge's character is janja-coded lmfao

"YOU PUSHED ME OUT THE HELICOPTER! >:("

that scene where fridge pushes spencer off a cliff? yeah that obviously happens. i'm thinking reirei and janja squabbling. would be funny if janja pushes reirei off impulsively and he just stands there, in shock, waiting to get yelled at when she respawns 😭

there's one of those Step On The Right Pieces trials. kiburi is being all cocky, steps on the wrong one and loses a life- bro gets absolutely humbled lmao. i think the skinks would be good at that trial for some reason

some random trial ideas: a "sleeping lions" type trial for goigoi. a "follow (copy) the leader" trial for mzingo. a food temptation one for the idiots??

jasiri definitely has a trial where she helps someone or shows that the "bad guy" NPCs can be good or somethin. that's probably the last trial before the finale

at the last trial they all work together to save the kiddos! it's really wholesome at the end because they saved the kids, they actually achieved something, they worked together, AND they got ushari back! :)

bonus:

based on the second movie, i was considering a different version of this au where janja purposefully enters the game to prove himself and it's more of a lesson of how it's not just about his strength, but the strength of all of them

janja just thinks he ain't good enough, especially not being leader of his clan anymore, but it's through working together when the others come after him that he realises that ain't true. just an extra thought i had :)

might make a follow up post because i came up with this in an afternoon just for fun 😭

#the lion guard #tlg #tlg outlanders #tlg au #jumanji au #been too long since i made a long tlg post <3 #hello hello i am back