#tnr slander

[lilliths-httyd-blog]

imo Journey to the Snowcano's whole thing with "the vikings didn't know everything" and Tom graffiting the Book of Dragons is literally just Dreamworks making up a guy and getting mad about it. We didn't even know what a Mist Twister was or what Hiccup thought about it prior to Nine Realms, we can only make assumptions based on our modern interpretation of a millennium old book. "Turns out the vikings didn't know everything" Jun get off of Twitter. You don't know what Hiccup thought. Because lets fucking face it, it would be SUCH a Hiccup move to pull a Lycanwing Island and lie about the dangers of the Titan Wing Mist Twister in order to pull a Vanaheim 2.0 and keep people away from there. there could be a million reasons as to why what was depicted in the book was depicted in the way it was. jun? tom? shut up

#httyd #tnr slander #the nine realms slander #sorry for reminding yall that this episode exists

[fuck-cavern-crashers]

You know, if Tom had chucked a Neo Cavern Crasher egg inside the Snow Wraith's mouth instead of Hiccup's prosthesis, Nine Realms may well have become my favourite addition to the franchise

#fuck cavern crashers #cavern crasher #httyd #race to the edge #rtte #tnr slander #fuck tnr #death mention

[nariism]

Soph is this you?

BIFCH FUCJ YOU

#IM SICK AND TIRED OF BEING SLANDERED FOR LIVING MY TRUTH #I WONT HIDE IT 🗣️🗣️ IM A TNR LOVER #ITS SATISFYING AND PRETTY TO LOOK AT #🗣️🗣️💯💯

[lilliths-httyd-blog]

i have a total 3 of those god awful nine realms blind box things. i. i hate nine realms so much but OH MY GOD THESE FUCKIG TOYS LOOK SO STUPID I CANT I LOVE THEM SO MUCHHHHHH AAAAAA THEY'RE SO HORRIBLE I HAVE THUNDER AND MIST TWISTER AND MAGMA CHONKER AAAAA I ANT WAIT TO GET MY HANDS ON FEATHERS AND PLOWHORN AAAAAA THEY'RE SO STUPID I HATE THEM I LOVE THEM like i was gonna boycott them but i unironically love how fucking stupid these stupid dragons look in chibi form aaaaaaaa they're going on my display shelf for sure

#httyd #httyd tnr #fuck tnr #tnr slander #the nine realms slander

[lilliths-httyd-blog]

@audriegreywind requested that I make a Nine Realms version of the "summarising every HTTYD movie/special/episode" post that I made ages ago so:

SUMMARISING EVERY EPISODE OF THE NINE REALMS

Tom: Jestem Hardkorem!

Tom almost gives a dragon food poisoning: The Episode

Oh, how I wish Tom and Jun had got Kentucky Fried Viggo'd during the Romantic Bootleg scene and we'd just never seen them again

THEY REALLY TOOK THAT "ENOUGH KETAMINE TO FLOOR A HORSE" COMMENT LITERALLY, HUH??

"It is NOT safe outside!" Well it doesn't look very safe inside either HOLY FUCK ALEX LOOK BEHIND YOU-

ARE THEY TRYING TO CAUSE MORE EARTHQUAKES?? THAT IS NOT HOW PLATE TECTONICS WORKS-

Rescue Riders was better.

IT'S FAT FUCK FRIDAY!!!!!

"I'll roam the Hidden World with the rest of these hideous whores!"

🚚 <( my main goal is to blow up )

Bootleg Silkspanners try to kill Bootleg Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

Razorwhip absolutely BLAZING IT fr

Skrill leaving the Crystal Meth Realm like the soul leaving my body during my first watch of Return of Thor Bonecrusher

It would be really funny if they used the Monstrous Nightmare gel as an adhesive and then the gel got wet and absorbed the water and became flammable again and then Tom had got lit on fire in the Blaze-It Realm and he'd burned alive and died, I think that would be hysterical

We were gonna get shirtless Hiccup. We were gonna get shirtless ASTRID. We are DESPERATE to see shirtless Viggo. But THIS is what we get???

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate-

DeAngelo almost recreates the Austin serial bombings

The Hidden World is just Australia clearly

The Magma Breather caused the Norwegian Butter Crisis of 2011 after getting addicted to deep fried butter on a stick (confirmed)

Did they rip off Wings of Fire with these Moonwatcher 'n Winter lookin' hoes??

Cocaine Realm. That's it. That's the joke.

Competency? In the Incompetency Show? It's more likely than you'd think… but Watch Out.

Bruhhh we need whatever these kids were getting high on after this shitshow, I don't feel that it's morally right to even remind people that this episode exists

🙋‍♂️ I wanna teach Viggo how to ride "dragons" (Yes I did watch Audrie's reviews instead of the actual TV show in order to make this list, how did you know?)

MA! MA, THERE'S A FUCKIN' STRAY CAT OUTSIDE-

No.

Tom gets put on house arrest and breaks out in order to enter the Weed Realm

Quick, someone edit those Scuttleclaws fucking exploding

NO.

Genuine character growth in the Adult Baby Fetish episode… yeah checks out

Get Jumpscared, Idiot

🚁 🤸🏼‍♀️ <( gonna catch me ridin' dirty )

I won't be updating this list until Audrie posts her TNRS6 review because I'd rather wait and give her the views than go watch TNRS6 now and give Universal money.

#httyd #tnr slander #fuck the nine realms #httyd memes #race to the edge #nsft