#too many fumes ( crackpost. )

[king-crane]

//the funniest fucking shit ever that i got the pleasure of watching be made by @noetic-noesis-noein (please go follow they’re literally so fucking cool)

#on strings ( mun. ) #noetic noesis noein #too many fumes ( crackpost. )

[king-crane]

//courtesy of @noetic-noesis-noein , this applies both to crane watching all the other rogues, and also jonathan watching all the other alters in his body fuck everything up

#too many fumes ( crackpost. ) #I DID NOT MAKE THIS!!! MY FRIEND MADE THIS GO FOLLOW THEM RIGHT FUCKING NOW #on strings ( mun. )

[king-crane]

crane: otis i need your help to find croc

me, knowing damn well that otis already knows:

#too many fumes ( crackpost. ) #ratctchr #king rat ( otis. )

[king-crane]

The Scarecrow, showing up in Crane’s hallucinations: heyyyyyyyy whats up

Crane: STOP

The Scarecrow: I- I don’t know how to impress upon you that physical damage done to me does not affect me in the longterm.

#on strings ( mun. ) #ooc #will give u a cookie if u can guess the audio #this is just crane battling his demons #too many fumes ( crackpost. )

[king-crane]

"Do I want to know how all this dick talk got started?"

"Don't worry about it."

Oh god he's so embarrassed DO NOT ASK MORE PLEASE--

#brutalscaled #too many fumes ( crackpost. )

[king-crane]

Crane, walking into Gotham’s sewers to look for Croc, wondering where his friend is and failing to realize big croc man is rapidly approaching his location:

#too many fumes ( crackpost. ) #SORRY THIS IS JUST WHAT I THOT ABOUT #brutalscaled #king croc ( waylon. ) #dash commentary

[king-crane]

literally anyone: hey professor crane what do you think of horses

crane: congratulations you have unlocked my level 50 tragic backstory

#look at the last post for context sksksks #YEP #THATS HOW IT HAPPENED #ooc #too many fumes ( crackpost. )

[king-crane]

Frolics through his fear gas with Angie in tow.

@dollmade

This was getting annoying. Whoever this freak was, she had ignored his gases and their affects for hours now, something not even the strongest of metahumans could do. And it made him feel… small.

And impotent.

With a snarl, he pointed a finger at the duo. “HEY! START SCREAMING IN TERROR ALREADY!”

#hi knight ily #too many fumes ( crackpost. ) #dollmade #the lady in black ( donna. )

[king-crane]

@ridgydig

#on strings ( mun. ) #ridgydig #too many fumes ( crackpost. )

[king-crane]

//popping in to say that everytime Crane comes home and sees his cornfields he screams “OH MY GOD ITS CORN” and aggressively sings the entirety of Twist perfectly

#on strings ( mun. ) #ooc #too many fumes ( crackpost. )

[king-crane]

JERVIS: Greetings, Toxin Seller. I am going on a criminal rampage, and I require your strongest fear toxin.

CRANE: My fear toxin is too strong for you, Hatter.

JERVIS: Toxin Seller, I tell you I am going on a rampage and I require your strongest fear toxin.

CRANE: You can’t handle my fear toxin, it is too strong for you, Hatter.

JERVIS: Toxin Seller, enough of these games. I am going on a rampage — and I require your strongest fear toxin.

CRANE: I cannot give you my fear toxin; it is strong enough to kill a BEAST, let alone a MAN.

JERVIS: Toxin Seller, why won’t you trust me with your strongest fear toxin?!

CRANE: BECAUSE MY FEAR TOXIN IS ONLY FOR THE STRONGEST AND YOU ARE CLEARLY NOT OF THE STRONGEST, YOU’RE OF THE WEAKEST.

JERVIS: Well... that’s it then. I shall go elsewhere.

CRANE: GOOD. That’s what you’d BETTER DO.

JERVIS: But know this, Toxin Seller: you’re a rascal. A rascal, with no respect for any Rogues.

CRANE: Why respect rogues... when my toxins can do anything you can?

#a fool in a stupid hat ( hatter. ) #sorry this just cursed my brain #too many fumes ( crackpost. ) #ooc post #on strings ( mun. )

[king-crane]

I like to imagine all of the Rogues fucking recoiling when they see their multiverse versions of themselves, or trying to fucking kill them because There Can Only Be One

And then all the Scarecrows are over here like

#on strings ( mun. ) #too many fumes ( crackpost. ) #yes i am imagining miasma and atrickofthetoxin #Youtube