#uh uhhh mutuals whove seen/spoken to me feel free to weigh in but

[whump-queen]

If I met you in real life, I would just be hiding in a corner too awkward to come over and say hi

come on now, I don't bite ;)

I gotta actually meet you for it to count right?

#else it’s just like a cryptid sighting yk? #(ok fr thank u sm for this ask I promise im not actually as scary as I sometimes pretend to be <333) #(mutuals could verify... probably...) #not river seeing my fucken linkedin profile pic like 'uhh yeah I can still see the evil in there' or whatever you said #yeah ignore that #I look super friendly irl :))) #I swear ;) #*nervous laughter* #uh uhhh mutuals whove seen/spoken to me feel free to weigh in but #ONLY IF UR GONNA AGREE W ME >:(((( /j #opinions THAT ARENT MY OPINION ARENT ALLOWED #(nah u can roast me if u want) #NOT YOU RIVER SIT DOWN #if I met you in real life #answered asks #akias asks #akia ask game