#if I met you in real life

[yourdaddyfigure]

If I met you in real life... I'd kick you, juuuust kidding. I'd probably bribe you with oreo brownies and cookies. 🤣

Lmfao 🤣 I’ll have the ladder ready for you 😇 (Not Kidding) Okay anything Oreo related and I’m there 😂

#malakai’s ask #hatterbby #if I met you in real life

[whump-queen]

[ic] If I saw you in real life I’d just

“How’s it going boss?”

Then proceed to get my arm clawed off :|

alright THATS IT

#you asked for it >:ccc #always so condescending >:(( why did I hire you again #<33 #answered asks #akias asks #👽 #if i met you in real life

[xxbunnyboy]

If I met you in real life...

I'd like to think we would flirt and get along...and after a hang out you would drive me home and I'd invite you inside. I'd love to see you model and twirl in some of your favorite outfits for me while I sit back and enjoy the show. Ending with you being showered in kisses and compliments. (Or, if you'd like a dirtier route, it could end with you being roughly pegged in front of the mirror, watching yourself as I gently kiss your shoulder and tell you that you're taking me like a champ).

Anon you might have to physically drag me inside or my awkward self might turn you down for fear of you just being nice 😅 I do so love putting on a show for someone but please excuse how red in the face I would be and how clumsy I might be when twirling due to awkwardness. Being showered in kisses and compliments sounds so nice.

#taking it like a champ made me laugh idk why #pegged infront of a morror is the ultimate hate love fantasy #thank you for the ask #if i met you in real life

[cameoutstruggling93]

If I met you in real life……we’d be going to Disney World Baby 🐭 🌎

😂❤ oh anon, how you'd spoil me lol

#ask me #anon #if i met you in real life

[anti-bright-places]

…i’d complain about summer with you🤡 no but seriously i’d tell u that ur fics are amazing and that’s u’re really cool and be extremely shy about it

That would be so refreshing bc all of my irl friends are obsessed with summer and heat and i just don't get it.

And awww, stop it (but actually please continue omg hahah). I am so uncool tho. And the only way to get me to not be shy is when I notice you are even MORE shy. Then I get really loud and annoying.

'If I met you in real life...' Finish it in my ask.

#ask game #you've got mail 💌 #anon #if i met you in real life

[somerandomdudelmao]

Me walking around w my super epic Marble Sky shirt, Marble Sky phone case, Marble Sky pants, Marble Sky socks, and Marble Sky jacket /j:

And everything is Sculptor themed haha

#sorry haha #if I'd met you in real life wearing my merch I would very probably just immediately collapse on the ground lmao #imagine “i hate sculptor” shirt lol #I would run at you yelling that I hate him too

[stonequeerbitch]

I would run up to you and ask you for a hug

This is so sweet 🥺 I love hugs so of course 🖤

Send me “if I met you in real life” asks

#ask #asks #anon #anonymous #if I met you in real life

[lazylittledragon]

first makeup test for orin!! don't look at the wig i couldn't be bothered to glue it down

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #orin the red #i wish there was better lighting it looked SO GOOD in real life #there is Nothing in this wig yet bc the stuff that's meant to go on top of it isn't done yet which is why it looks terrible #i have 2 weeks to finish this outfit bc i found out i actually can go to mcm so i'm Fucked #it's not the flesh armour. it's Worse #it's More #bc i hate myself #but it'll be so cool i have to do it #if you're at mcm london please say hi i met so many of you last time #i'll also be dorian for at least one day >:))

[ew-selfish-art]

DP x DC AU: Danny desperately wants to find the explosion guy. Tim is really good at covering his tracks... he didn't account for ghosts.

The explosions make it onto TV as purported terror activity and most people haven't heard of that part of the world much less ever given a second thought to care about it. The only real reason it gets reported on has something to do with the Justice League and... Danny knows too much.

He's been in training for Clockwork's court (which he's suspicious of- feels like kingly duty bullshit- but Danny is playing along out of curiosity for now) and he's learned a lot about how the living and non-living worlds collide. That means learning about CW's usual suspects- one of which just happened to have a ton of bases around the area Danny was seeing on the news.

It didn't take long for Danny to try to piece together that whoever blew up Nanda Parbat was trying to fuck with the League of Shadows, and was doing it successfully. Less green portals in the world the better, same goes for assassins. But it gets Danny thinking... Maybe he can employ similar tactics on the GIW Bases that keep spawning on the edges of Amity Park. It would at least set them back while he and his friends navigated the help line desk to request Justice League intervention. None of them can leave Amity Park, so outreach is going to have to be creative.

So Danny figures he'll just find the guy. Call up some ghosts who were there, or er, came from there and get a profile and track him down. But the ghosts keep saying it was The Detective. Annoying!

Danny goes full conspiracy theory, gets Tucker and Sam involved, and begrudgingly asks Wes Weston his thoughts.

He hadn't expected Wes to garble out a thirty minute presentation (that had 100 more slides left to go before he cut it off) about how Batman totally trained with a cult and so did his kids. Danny kind of rolled his eyes but... hey, new avenue of searching in the Infinite Realms at least.

The ghosts confirm that Bombs is for sure not Batman's MO- But maybe his second kid would know? The second kid was already brought back to life though, so no way to easily reach him... Danny starts to realize that this might be the work of a Robin now. Wasn't the red one known for solving cold cases? (Sam provides this information- its a social faux pas to not know hero gossip at Gotham Galas- everything she's learned is against her will).

It all comes to a head when Danny goes about the hard task of opening a portal for the guy to come through at just the right time, explain the infinite realms so he doesn't panic and then describe what the fuck was going on with the GIW. It takes months, just over a full year, of random (educated guesses) portal generating- Finally, Red Robin drops into the land of the dead.

"So, you're the guy I've got to talk to about explosions right?" Danny enthusiastically asks.

Tim thinks he's died and landed in the after life following 56 hours of being awake and plummeting off the side of a building into a Lazarus pool. Nothing makes sense about the kid in front of him.

"Yeah, I got a guy for munitions." Tim answers cooly.

"How do you feel about secretly sanctioned government operations that violate protected rights?"

"Gotta get rid of 'em some how. Need me to point you in the right direction?" This might as well be happening.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny phantom #long post #tim drake #red robin #tim and danny team up to blow up the GIW au #Tim being known as the explosion guy is my favorite and i will not let this part of his lore go ignored #Jason is the munitions guy obviously and the ghosts go crazy over the gossip it enlights when he helps in amity park #Danny one hundred percent is living for this working relationship- what a weirdo -danny hasn't met someone stranger than himself in a min #tim bartering his services for a few more years of life and danny just pikachu facing him #Tim wants to improve his relations in the afterlife be he still completely thinks hes dead #danny: dude ur still alive #Tim: yeah thats the goal but i'll help you meet your goals first and then we can negotiate #Danny decides to make the guy super ghost rich (thinking big Haunt real estate) and send him home #Tim blows up the GIW with no remorse and with all the data back up for proper justice to be served court side #tim returns from the dead and this is how the bats learn that he's the one who blew up nanda parbat all those years ago #it takes danny so long to find tim bc tim was spiralling and only after bruce got back did he get into a normal routine enough to get got

[yourdaddyfigure]

If I met you in real life I would be too tired to do anything but i would do ✌️

You and me both 😂

#malakai’s ask #minulay #if i met you in real life

[whump-queen]

If I meet you in real life-I think I'd spontaneously blip out of existence on the spot, creating a tiny black hole that would slowly consume the entire universe

I'd feel bad about it but it's totally a valid response, not an overreaction at all 🥰

-🌬️

WAIT—- nononoNO GET BACK HERE

#I will STICK MY HAND INTO THE VOID AND YOINK YOU OUT PHYSICS BE DAMNED #I WILL have you wind #no little black hole is gonna STOP ME #I will THROW HANDS at GOD HIMSELF IF I HAVE TO #🌬 anon #beloved come back #<333 #(ok wait am I just stupid cuz I do not understand the emotion conveyed in the ask) #what emotion does ‘black hole’ communicate? this is a genuine question #answered asks #akias asks #if i met you in real life #akia ask game

[xxbunnyboy]

If I met you in real life I would cuddle you dead 💖

And then maybe smother and torture you a bit, but just a bit

Cuddle me dead 😮 but if you cuddle me dead how are you going to torture me? And only just a bit??

#asks #if i met you in real life

[cozylittleartblog]

my ACEN tip gimmick has been fulfilled, aaand i got a little carried away with it. I haven't had time to draw for myself (or at all, really??) in like two weeks, i needed to Doodle and Have Fun. ... also, i did not think he would get so many donuts. people understand the value of giving treats to fictional characters :) its what he deserves

also shoutout to snazzyskeletons who had the same Tip Theme i did. we took pictures with our tip jars together. they are adorable v

i'm glad their vash got some donut money too :) 🍩 please check them out if you want some cute trigun stuff

#trigun #trigun 98 #art #doodles #trigun fanart #fanart #acen 2024 #vash #vash the stampede #meryl stryfe #i get paid and vash gets um. tummy hurty i guess. look donuts are like strawberries you gotta eat that shit IMMEDIATELY ok #i love you people who gave vash donut money. i love you people who gave me little trinkets. i especially love you #vash cosplayer with a giant prop gun full of teenie tiny clay donuts. thank you for the donut i put it by my mini vash funko pop #i met so many nice trigun fans. all of you are so NICE ; - ; LOVELY fandom over here. and so many good cosplays #i saw wolfwood. i dont mean i saw a wolfwood cosplayer i mean i Saw Wolfwood It Was Him In Real Life I Swear #i dont think vash ever actually wears his glasses up on his head like that but i think it looks nice so i will keep doing it #he has cool glasses. they should be seen. cool glasses and eyelashes. mwah #i have a somewhat cool wolfwood illustration idea in my head but i just haven't had time to work on it at all #and i want to draw the insurance girls !!!!!! AAAA. MILLY. MILLY I LOVE YOU !!!!!!!! MILLYYYY #GOD i have so much art to work on. they need to invent a days with more hours in it #yeah i'm making steady and good progress through my to do-list but I Need To Get Through It Faster #anyway its 6am i need to schedule this and go to bed already #one more thank you to everyone who stopped by and said hello!!! ACEN was such a blast i hope i get in the AA again next year

[fishnoodles]

Scar and Grian getting damaged being synced is as funny as you think it would be

#AFTER WATCHING THIS TOO MANY TIMES yea im off on the sync by the fewest of frames #the real thing i synced was the mutton #mcyt #trafficblr #dlsmp #double life smp #desert duo #double life #2lsmp #gtwscar #goodtimeswithscar #grian #lots of things that are funny: have you met joel? joel proceeds to axe crit #them somehow eating cooked mutton at the same time. what #dude i think my partner's in distress he is <3

[nibbelraz]

Falling back in love with your craft

#svsss #shang qinghua #scum villain #you know i think about how Shang Qinghua had an idea for PIDW and had to forgo it to cater to his fanbase #and how he met a reader that even if he shat on it loved his book and even helped to bring his real outline to life #i like to think he got back into writing in his new life and gets to make the stuff he wants #he's not pressured to do anything but create and just #fall in love with the process again #im projecting #✌️ but seriously it makes me insane to think about how even if shang Qinghua made that whole novel his number one hater still read it all #STILL loved part of the book so much #like it just makes me think theres always someone out there thatll see a peice of you in all your work and latch onto it to love #my art #nibbelraz

[unlikablefemaleprotagonist]

i keep thinking about the possibility that if there's ever a senior year, emily might choose to come back as a different player than fig. i say might because even if she felt like she wanted to play as someone else before junior year, by the time senior year rolls around (if ever) she might change her mind again, or feel that fig's story has taken a unique enough path at the end of junior year that it's compelling to continue playing with it.

and while i would certainly miss fig, and i think the team dynamics would change a lot if a new sixth character was pal-ing around with the bad kids, i hope that if she goes that route, she takes inspo from murph, and the greatest replacement character in d20 history: cody walsh.

because what was great about cody was that finding someone everyone would like as much as kugrash was a very tall order! so instead he veered the other way (on his moped) by creating this perfectly annoying drip of a loser, that everyone else would have strong feelings about, and more importantly, conflict with.

#i don't think there's ever been a d20 pc i've actually disliked watching. they're all executed really well #though i would try to kill cody with my bare hands if i met him in real life #i still think that plot-wise he was integrated more effectively than iga #saccharina is another truly great replacement character so i know emily could find a way #but i think replacing fig with another earnest character would be an uphill battle because fig won't be dead... just gone #what saccharina had going for her was the fact that she WAS genuine and she was benevolent but no one could see it #because their eyes were clouded by grief #so there was still conflict! with a replacement you need conflict! #dimesnion 20 #figueroth faeth #cody walsh #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers #the unsleeping city #d20