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[harveyb-wabbit92]

Belial, hungover resting his head in R/n's lap: Urg... I think I went a little overboard wit' the cider last night.

R/n, as she's petting his head: The second you started calling me your "Little honey badger." I knew you were tanked.

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[harveywritings92]

Akari, to her brother: Hey, are oranges called oranges because oranges are orange, or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

[Zero's head is filled with computer dial up sounds.]

Zero: …Did you seriously just say orange eight times in one sentence, and it actually makes sense???

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[harveyb-wabbit92]

{R/n's ex-fiance shows up after having no-contact with her for years, thinking he could just move in and start back up where they left off.]

R/n, answering the door: What the hell are you doing here? and what's up wit' the U-haul?

Ex/n: Isn't it obvious? I've come back to you!

R/n: No.

Ex/n: Oh, c'mon are you still angry about that little hiccup?

R/n: Hiccup? You slept with my cousin two days before the wedding and ran off with them!

Ex/n: That's all water under the bridge baby, I'm all about you now.~

R/n, gags: Seriously, you're gonna make me puke!

Ex/n, looks R/n up and down: You're still looking good...even with the extra weight.

R/n: Wha-...I'm pregnant you dolt!

Ex/n: Pregnant?...Oh, I get it you got lonely without me around and decided to get a donor, makes sense who'd wanna make a baby with spoiled goods?

R/n, stares at him stunned: Excuse you?

Ex/n: Well, if you ask me, there's nothing more beautiful than a pregnan— *goes to touch R/n's belly*

Belial, appears and grabs his hand in vice like grip: Do it and you pull back a bloody stump.

Ex/n, pulls his hand back startled: wh-Who the hell are you?

R/n: Sorry, Ex/n. Lemme introduce you, this is Belial. My husband, and the father of this baby.

Ex/n: Husband?! I didn't hear anything about you getting married!

Belial: Of course you didn't, why should R/n have tell a poorly endowed cheating pus-maggot like you how her life is going?

Ex/n: We..well, b-Because she-

R/n: What, are you gonna say that "I love you"? Sorry to break it to you jackass, but that ship has long since wrecked and you have yourself to blame for it. Honestly, You should've seen this coming. It's pretty egotistic and delusional that you thought I'd wait for you after everything you've done.

Ex/n:

Ex/n:...This is bullshit!

Belial: No. What's bullshit is that ego of yours and thinking you could just move in with R/n after all this time.

Ex/n: Where am I supposed to live?!

R/n: I don't know and I don't care, go hug a cactus or something.

{Ex/n looked he was gonna lunge at R/n only for Belial to stand between then, Ex took a step back when he finally noted how much taller and bigger Belial was in comparison to his lanky frame, the larger man looked like he could pick Ex/n up and snap them over his knee like a twig.]

Belial: I think you should leave now, this whole situation is starting to piss me off... And trust me, you really don't want that.

[Belial briefly lets his projection slip allowing Ex to see his true form; Ex being the coward that he is went ghost white before running off the porch and ran passed the confused movers. The movers asked where to put Ex/n's things? and R/n made them put it all back on the truck and gave them the address of Ex/n's parents home and let them deal with him.]

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[harveyb-wabbit92]

Belial, scooting away from R/n: I'm going to the bathroom.

R/n, feeding Isla a bottle: K.

Riku, brow furrows: Wait, why do you need the bathroom?

Belial: To relieve myself, why else?

Riku: You can pee?!

Belial: Well, if I can drink, I can pee. that's usually how it works.

Riku: ...How?

R/n, She looks at Riku oddly: The same as you 'duh'.

Riku, looking between them: But...He doesn't have...

Belial, flustered as he catches on: Wait, Do you think I don't have a dick?

Riku, gesturing to Belial's body: I mean, It's like a Ken doll...

Belial: How do you think I made your sister with R/n, Space magic??

Riku: Well...So, wait, the suit can come off??

Belial: You don't how to-*Riku shrugs*...Unbelievable! That Zero brat couldn't even teach you the most common ability our people have?!

[Belial grumbles under his breath as his color timer turned yellow, and his body starts to glow; the armored layer fades away, revealing the scarred and dimly luminescent body hidden underneath (It's kind of like Alien X's starry body from Ben10).]

Belial: There! Does that sate your curiosity, boy?

Riku, staring wide eye: Whoa, I... I didn't know we could do that.

R/n: Hey, you're finally wearing those briefs I bought you.

Belial, wearing black briefs with fireballs on them: Hrm...(Walks to the bathroom.)

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[harveyb-wabbit92]

R/n, hungover and finds Tregear in bed next her: Please tell me we didn't...

Tregear: Oh, did we ever.~ And I'm pretty sure we made Rosemary's Baby. Oh, little mouse, it was extraordinary; the heat, the gymnastics! I mean, you had moves that could make a devil blush!

[R/n looks at him mortified before Tregear bursts out laughing.]

Tregear: Relax, I'm joking.

R/n: Wha?

Tregear: Do I seems like some sleazy brute to you? I wouldn't brother with you while you're inebriated. *Notices R/n seemed upset by his rejection*...Unless, were you hoping that something had happened?

R/n, gets flustered: What!? No!

Tregear: Hmmm... That defensive tone says otherwise.

R/n: Get out of my room dammit!

{Tregear leaves but jumps back a bit when he find Taro sitting non-nonchalantly the living room.]

Taro: Y'know, you should stop teasing R/n and start taking her feelings more seriously.

Tregear: I really don't think you're the right person to be lecturing me about relationships, Taro.

Taro, waves him off: What happened between the two of us is in the past. I'm talking about the now, Tregear. You gotta start treating R/n right, otherwise you'll lose her forever.

Tregear:...Get out of my house, Taro.

Taro: It's R/n's house (Tregear glares at him.) I'm leaving.

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[harveyb-wabbit92]

[R/n is teaching her and Belial's daughter how to be a menace to society.]

R/n, giving Isla a kit-kat bar.: Okay, watch me.

{she unwraps her chocolate bar, Isla copies her and is about to break it but R/n stops her.]

R/n: No no, Don’t break it, you eat it like this! 

{R/n takes a big bite out of her bar, Isla watch her for a few seconds and happily does the same as R/n chuckles.}

R/n, pats Isla on the head: Great job you sweet-pea, you’re doing mama proud!

{R/n looks over her shoulder and smirks.]

Riku, who was watching in horror: (To Belial) Save that innocent child from that monster, before she corrupts her even further!

Belial, looks confused: I don’t understand. Is that not how a kit-kat is meant to be eaten?

{R/n cackles maniacally as Riku looks at his father in despair.]

Riku: Oh no, it’s already too late for you.

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[harveyb-wabbit92]

Zoffy: Stay out of trouble.

Seven: No.

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[harveyb-wabbit92]

Belial: You're as charming as always, I see.

Zero: Bite me Belial, better yet bite her probably how she likes it..

Belial: I have and she does.~

R/n, whose face is burning: Could you not pull me into your little pissing contests, please?

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[harveyb-wabbit92]

R/n, texting Zero: I just woke up in a bed with your father. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?

Zero: You slept with my dad?!

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[harveyb-wabbit92]

R/n: Did it hurt when you fell-

Regulos: From heaven? My, oh, my, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

R/n: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Regulos: …

R/n: I saw you. You just laid there for a solid 15 minutes.

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[harveyb-wabbit92]

[Belial's in a welfare interview with 80 (it's to check Belial's mental state and how he's adjusting to Earth.), while R/n is being guarded by Neos and Ultraseven 21, R/n shifts uncomfortably under Neos and 21's scrutiny both of them are very fixated on her pregnant belly.]

R/n, nervously hugs herself: Could you stop staring? It's creeping me out.

21: Sorry, we just don't see many pregnant individuals back home...

R/n: Oh...Is it an overpopulation thing?

Neo: Uh, no. See ...A very long while back making kids wasn't much different from how humans do it, in fact there are a rare few back home who still do have kids that way. But nowadays it's much safer and way more common to use Capsules instead.

R/n: ...Capsules?

21: They're called Gestation capsules, to sum it up; it takes DNA from both the parents mixes them together; then the baby grows and incubates in the pod rather then in the mother.

R/n: That sounds great, not having little feet kicking you in bladder and spine every time you breathe. ...But, wait. Since you have those Gestation pods do you even still...*ahem* Y'know?

Neo: Of course.

21: Though it's mostly for recreational purposes rather then reproduction.

R/n: Oh.

[Belial comes out of 80's office and makes a beeline towards R/n, but notices her in deep conversation with the two ultras and glared at Neos and 21 suspiciously.]

Belial: What were you telling her?

R/n: Calm down, Bel. They weren't telling me anything bad, They were just telling me where babies come from!

[Belial stares at R/n flatly then glances down at her belly then back at her.]

Belial: ...It's a little late for that don't you think?

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[harveyb-wabbit92]

Belial, to R/n: If you do something stupid like that again, I'll throw you out the window.

*R/n calmly walks over to the window opens it and looks down*

Belial: ...What are you doing?

R/n: I'm checking how far the drop is to see if it's worth it.

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[harveyb-wabbit92]

R/n, telling riddles: First you make the sale then you open my drawer. What am I?

Zoffy: You're -

Seven, interrupting: A Hooker!

R/n: I'm a What?

Zoffy, smacking Seven upside the head: She's a cash register, you louse!!

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[harveyb-wabbit92]

Seven: When life gives you lemons-

Mebius: Oh, I know this! Make lemonade?

Seven: Hell no, You take those damn lemons and chuck them at people! Assert your dominance!

Zero: And if that doesn't get the point across, put the lemons in sock and start beating things with it.

Akari: Or get one of those citrus spray gadgets, stick it in a lemon and just spray people in the eyes with lemon juice; watch them blindly writhe around.

Seven, pats Zero and Akari on the back: Oh, you really are my children!

Mebius: ....

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[harveyb-wabbit92]

R/n: If I die, how much would you miss me?

Tregear: Oh, Now that is adorable!

R/n: ...What is?

Tregear: That you think death can keep you from me.~

*boops her on the nose.*

R/n:

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[harveyb-wabbit92]

Zoffy: Injury report?

Taro: Not dead yet.

Jack: Killed them first.

Man: Half alive.

Ace: Mainly intact.

Seven, drenched in kaiju blood: I won.

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