Stampy’s Lovely World Dashboard simulator
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Random word of the day: Frogs!!!
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Only 342 days until Christmas!
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Halloween is better
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I disagree with that personally.
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You can’t disagree with me I’m right
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This your house?
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WHAT
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Oomfies fighting on the tl again
#its funny though #reblog # // not flowers
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Who put Stampy Cat in charge of the weather I feel like I’m going to get heat stroke just stepping outside
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its not that serious bro
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It hasn’t rained in 4 years what the fuck do you mean its not that serious
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that sounds like a you problem
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When I get my hands on those dogs I will exile you
#its gonna happen #his dogs WILL be mine #just you wait and see
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new hit the target plan leak hes going to steal the dogs by taping a photo of stampy cat onto his head with the hopes that the helpers wont catch on
#he would be stupid enough to try to pull this off
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i think i botched the recipe this potion isnt kicking in
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Nobody decided that Stampy should get to rule over everyone. The fact that so many of you people are complacent in his regime is sickening to me.
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im henry i am a snow golem and i like snowball fights and playing in the snow :D
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?
#what
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Random word of the day… BERRY
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Making a cake with my favorite helpers! Such a lovely morning.
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Your days are numbered.
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Not much of a threat coming from you, Mr. “I spent thirteen years consistently failing to take one guy’s dogs and now I’m salty about it”
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Not much of an insult coming from you, Mr. “I don’t let anyone else speak except for me because I’m self-obsessed and don’t care what others have to say in the slightest”
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This is why your wife left you.
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Go fuck yourself
#imagine being so desperate to win an argument that you drop the veeva card #that should be an indicator that your argument fucking sucks #bringing up a lads divorce as a gotcha moment #how typical of a brainwashed helper
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No.
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Go to hell William
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Who is this “William” you speak of? I am very clearly is-veeva-dash-dead-yet
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Two can play at that game.
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No.
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Wow! Unprovoked, Veeva!
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If I have my way I’ll be posting the word yes tomorrow
#and nobody will miss you
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THE WAY Stampy told Veeva they'd want her to come with them though, with that soft voice! The way she almost poisoned his dogs before he immediatley showed her kindness and made her his helper. The way she saved him from the pit of lava in 'Helpless,' and then started to send him letters. The way she told him, "You are only as old as you feel." The way she started walking toward him when he invited her to come with them, before hastily retreating. The way she was running to catch up with him as he left with his friends in the finale.
also the "love over power" moral is such an important thing to learn.
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VEEVA DASH IS SAMURI?!?! NOT CLICKBAIT
sorry for minecraft posting on main but this is important
Veeva dash’s design has baffled hundreds upon hundreds of fans because pixels are hard to decipher.
So i challenged myself to accurately figure out what the heck the skin is
I looked up her skin and She's apparently a samurai
im white and i know nothing about ancient japanese culture
SO I CHANGED THAT!!
deep dive under the cut
if i got anything wrong please tell me!
Let's start with what's traditionally worn under the armor.
fundoshi
It looks like underpants because it is. It's mens underwear. It's a loincloth that wraps around the hips.
hitatare
This was a samurai’s everyday clothing, chosen for comfort. The sleeves have draw strings to tie them up as needed.
The hakama
Most hakama are like those super flowy pants that people think are dresses but then you separate your legs and SHOCK!! THEY'RE PANTS!!
Most sources I've seen, however, show samurai hakama being about knee length or being tied off near the knees. (i haven't read anything confirming this though)
the hitatare is tucked inside the hakama
Tabi
These are socks with a separation between the big toe and rest of toes
Let's move on to the armor and how to “un-westernize” it
Suneate (Shin guards)
Samurai did not wear boots or iron plated armor. They wore shoes and shin guards.
These are made of metal and then lined with leather on the inside for comfort!
Kyahan
can be worn under suneate for super maximum comfort.
Haidate
is thigh protection. It's not one solid sheet of metal and leather but it is made of many strips that are tied together for mobility. It is tied around the waist like an apron.
do aka the chest armor.
Do is made with many strips of leather and metal tied together like the haidate.
Do always has shoulder straps, unlike western armor, for more mobility
I have made a diagram
It can also be hinged like this
But you gotta keep the shoulder straps, you can't get rid of those.
In these diagrams I have omitted the kusazuri, which is attached to the bottom of the do.
Kusazuri
This is a danger skirt. They protect the hips, butt, and crotch. It's made similarly to the haidate and do. I have seen veeva’s kusazuri be confused as crotch armor.
The guruwa and nadowa
protect the neck
This is not required.
Sode (shoulder armor)
It's made in the same fashion as do.
Kote
It covers only some of the hand because, if you haven't noticed, the samurai froth at the mouth for that sweet sweet mobility.
Kabuto (helmet)
These are made with strips of metal or leather all meeting in the center. This dome is called the hachi.
^^isolated hachi
There is very often a Mabizashi (a visor/brim) to protect the eyes
Shikoro is the name of the suspended neck guard, produced similarly to do for that delicious mobility.
The datemono or tatemono is a crest placed on the front of the kabuto
Veeva Dash's datemono appears to be a star or sun.
These are the closest images i could find to what it appears she has
Extra details!!
This can either be a tassel/flag hung from the Kasa jirushi no kan (a small ring on the back of the helmet for the aforementioned flag) or a ponytail fed through the Tehen (a hole for ventilation or to possibly put one's top knot through? Sources were conflicted)
Armor is traditionally put on in a certain order
playlist with more info (for funsies)
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