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Vori Vori (Paraguayan Dumpling Stew)

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Vori Vori (Cornmeal Dumplings)

1 cup masa harina 1/2 tsp sea salt 1/2 tsp sugar

1 tbsp butter-flavoured coconut oil, melted

1 cup shredded vegan mozzarella cheese

1 cup warm water

In a large mixing bowl, sift together the masa marina, sea salt and sugar. Pour in the melted coconut oil. Work oil in with hands until well-distributed. Stir in the vegan cheese. Stir in the warm water until everything is well combined and you have a thick malleable batter. 

With clean damp hands, form small balls (about the size of a large grape). Place balls in a sealable container and set aside while you prepare the stew.

Vegetable Stew

1 tbsp olive oil 1 onion, peeled and chopped 3 cloves  garlic, peeled and minced

10 cups veggie bouillon 2 carrots, peeled and chopped 2 stalks celery, chopped 2 tomatoes, chopped 2 sweet potatoes, peeled and chopped 2 white potatoes, peeled and chopped 1 tbsp oregano 1 tbsp cumin 1 tsp turmeric 1 tsp chili paste 2 bay leaves

cornmeal dumplings

2 cups frozen corn kernels

1 can (540 ml) chick peas, drained and rinsed 1 tbsp sugar 1 tsp sea salt 1/4 tsp black pepper  a large handful of fresh parsley, chopped the juice of one lemon

Heat olive oil in a large cooking pot over medium-low heat. Sauté onion for several minutes. Add garlic and sauté for another minute or two. 

Stir in the; vegetable broth, carrots, celery, tomatoes, sweet potatoes, white potatoes, oregano, cumin, turmeric, chili paste, and bay leaves. Turn heat to high. As soon as soup comes to a boil, reduce heat to low and simmer for about 5 minutes, stirring occasionally.

Carefully drop the dumplings into the soup. Continue to cook for another 5 minutes, until veggies are fork tender and dumplings have floated to the service.

Stir in the corn kernels and heat through for another two minutes. Turn heat off. Pluck out the two bay leaves.

Stir in the; chick peas, sugar, sea salt, black pepper, parsley, and lemon juice.

Ladle into bowls and serve.

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Unit Arrel Incorrect Quotes Part 13:

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Tindri: “If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.”

Trohr: “I’m here for the cult stuff.” Jurr: “How did you find us?” Trohr: “I saw your ad on Craigslist.”

The “cult stuff”:

Trohr: “If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.” Trohr: “Violently practices.” Vori: “Violently studies.” Brakan: “Violently sleeps.” Loktof: “Violently shoots pictures.” Rakesh: “Violently boxes.” Linaleh: “Violently murders people.” Brakan: “Violently worries about the previous statement.”

Trohr: “Hey, I say we go down there, kick Loktof’s door in, and let him know that we’re in town.” Tindri: “That ain’t the way we do things here. We may have to go in there and run a con, drop a bug, do the smooth talking.” Trohr: “Okay, you come with me, you do the smooth talking, let’s go.” Tindri: “No, we just can’t go in there and kick down Loktof’s door. We need a plan.” Trohr: “Well who makes the plans?” Tindri: “Vori.” Trohr: “Vori, what's the plan?” Vori: “You guys are gonna go down there, kick Loktof’s door in, let him know you’re in town.”

Rakesh: “Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!” Tindri: “The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.” Rakesh: “Stop.”

Tindri: “I'm bored.” Rakesh: “Wanna commit first degree murder?” Tindri: “Sure!” Linaleh, hearing them: “No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Jurr down!!”

Vori: “You’re from Ohio, right?” Tindri: “Okay, first of all, my parents live in Ohio.” Tindri: “I live in the moment.”

Tindri: “You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking ‘are we about to kiss?’” Tindri: “Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.”

Rakesh: “Vori, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I’d like to withdraw that statement-” Vori: “Aww, thanks-” Rakesh: “But I can't. Those are the 2 words that best describe you."

Vori: “I trusted you!” Rakesh: “Why?”

Tindri: “Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?” Tindri: “I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.” Tindri: “I also want to softhack his circuits.” Brakan: “I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.”

Rakesh: “You have Crayons?” Tindri: “Yes, I have—” Rakesh: “You're— how old are you?” Tindri: “YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.”

Jurr: “Damn, the power went out.” Trohr: “Don’t worry, I got this.” Trohr: stomps foot Jurr: “What-?” Trohr: Sketchers light up

Vori: “That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.” Linaleh: “That’s a snake.”

Tindri: “I'm not creepy.” Tindri: “I'm petty.” Tindri: “There's a difference, ya' know.”

Loktof: “You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.” Loktof: “That's why I own TEN guns.” Loktof: “Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.”

Brakan: “What do you guys do when you're stressed?” Jurr: “Try and calm myself down!” Loktof: “Sleep.” Linaleh: “Get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets cancelled out.” Rakesh: “I don't.”

Tindri: pulls back the curtain while Trohr is showering Tindri: “Hey did we - stop screaming, it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?”

Linaleh: “I wish I was a dinosaur.” Vori: “Why? Cause they're big and scary?” Linaleh: “Because they're dead.” 

Brakan: “Why don't sentients have a specific noise that means 'there are bees here, let's leave immediately'? Why are elephants more advanced than us?” Rakesh: “We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:” Rakesh: "’There are bees here, let's leave immediately.’"

Brakan: "If the neighborhood isn't going to help me wash these squirrels I guess I will have to do it all by myself." Trohr: "Why are you going to wash squirrels?" Brakan: "Someone has to."

Tindri: “I'm gonna get my pilot's license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's two of the big five licenses.” Jurr: “The big five licenses?” Tindri: “Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and… license to kill! I can't wait to get that one.”

Linaleh: “Do you have a self-care routine?” Tindri: "’Keep going bitch' said to myself in different accents.”

Rakesh, confused and exasperated: “Trohr, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan?” Trohr: “Politely.”

Linaleh, texting: “Answer your phone.” Rakesh, texting back: “Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone.” Linaleh: “Understood.” Linaleh, 5 minutes later: “You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, Rakesh.”

Linaleh: “Why would I flip my shit about that?” Tindri: “Because you flip your shit about everything.” Linaleh: “Well, will you look at this. Here is my shit, and yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It’s a miracle.”

#i don't even know what's going on between Rak and Vori #but it's probably more playful than betrayal #playful betrayal? #Tindri can keep secrets yes but she has literally no sense of privacy and it shows later on in the Guard series- sorry Trohr #she's literally unhinged #i like how Trohr questioned Brak's decision to wash squirrels and then decided to ask a BEAR to go vegan #like come on kid you fought in the clone wars you should know better #incorrect quotes #ocs #grand inquisitor #guard series #unit arrel

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Seit 12 Tagen bin ich jetzt hier. Es stellt sich eine Art Alltag ein. Grob gesagt ist vieles schon immernoch recht abenteuerlich, da mein Spanisch nicht übertrieben gut ist, aber naja, daran muss ich halt einfach mal arbeiten.

Der Verkehr hier ist chaotisch, zumindest für mich und ich bin froh, dass ich hier nicht Auto fahren muss haha. Bushaltestellen gibt es auch nicht wirklich. Du musst einfach wissen wo die verschiedenen Linien langfahren. Wenn du einsteigen willst, musst du den Bus per Handzeichen stoppen, wenn du aussteigen willst, drückst du halt die Haltewunschtaste. Es gibt hier auch eigentlich nur zwei Preiskategorien: eine für den Bus ohne Klima und eine für den Bus mit Klima. Letzteres ist natürlich etwas teuerer, aber es kostet umgerechnet immernoch weniger als 1€. Manche Busse haben sogar WLAN!

All zu viele landestypische Gerichte habe ich noch nicht probiert, aber das, was ich bis jetzt hatte, hat mir eigentlich gut geschmeckt. Für Vegetarier oder Veganer ist dieses Land, was das Essen angeht, jedoch wirklich nicht zu empfehlen. Die Menschen hier lieben ihre Fleischgerichte und man findet eigentlich nichts ohne. Und ich möchte eigentlich wirklich kein wandelndes Klischee sein, aber nach knapp 2 Wochen Milchbrötchen/ Toastbrot artigen Erzeugnissen, hätte ich echt absolut nichts gegen ein Bauernbrot oder so haha. Die Suppe oben in dem einen Bild ist übrigens Vori Vori (Bori Bori ausgesprochen), darin ist natürlich Rind und kleine Maisbällchen und was der Rest der Zutaten war... ich habe keine Ahnung, aber es war lecker (für mich nur etwas zu wenig gewürzt, aber ich liebe einfach würzige Gerichte, also liegt's nicht an der Suppe).

Die Vorlesungen, naja, wie gesagt, ich muss mein Spanisch einfach dringend verbessern. Die Professoren sind aber alle sehr nett und die Menschen hier versuchen, uns zu helfen wo sie nur können. Allgemein sind die Leute hier sehr warmherzig, gastfreundlich und zuvorkommend, was für mich nicht immer einfach ist, da es mir einfach an sozialen Kompetenzen fehlt und ich doch recht introvertiert bin haha.

Das Wetter ist gut, täglich an die 30°C. Ich bin dankbar für den Ventilator in meinem Zimmer. In den letzten Tagen ist es jedoch etwas "schlechter" geworden, es hat geregnet oder es war bewölkt. Aber so ist das halt, wenn es Richtung Winter geht.