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#we stand with gryffindork's aus *:・゚✧
sevsssnape · 2 years
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Mauruaders stans are the oddest fuckers put there. They straight up want to have code names like the mauruaders. And for what reason? Half of your gang doesn't live up to 22, those who do survive literally have 0 charecter development and quite literally only sound like gym teachers talking how they were the shit back in highschool (then again you can only talk about your past because your life deadass stops) .
Also they had like the unhealthiest dynamic of all time and that lack of communication led to their downfall. 90 % of mauruader content is fanon.
The reality is that they grew up with little to no pretense of a possible war and were sheltered by magic youth l guess. When they graduated, they had to choose sides because for some unknown reason there were little no no adults and they literally died (lmao).
But yeah tell me how being called ' insert colour and your fav plant', and kinning a dead charecter with 0 development, can literally help you cope with apparent continuous indie highschool musical lifestyle. (choices were made, certainly questionable ones)
Literally snape fans should be only trusted in granting development to jkr plot devices (the mauruaders) in a 'everybody lives/nobody dies au'. And I stand by that.
SORRY I TOTALLY FORGOT TO ACTUALLY RESPOND AND NOT IN MY HEAD
Half of your gang doesn't live up to 22, those who do survive literally have 0 charecter development and quite literally only sound like gym teachers talking how they were the shit back in highschool
this 💀💀
also in case of pettigrew the dude become a fucking death eater, brought back V O L D E M O R T to life. dude.
Also they had like the unhealthiest dynamic of all time
EXACTLY. like sirius accused lupin of joining voldy, lupin didn't bat a fucking eye when sirius was accused of MASS MURDER like it was totally believable for him that he'd do such thing. i mean? what tf does that say about these characters?
also pettigrew had SUCH low trust in them that literally went begging to voldy.
and that lack of communication led to their downfall
honestly i don't believe even communicating would've saved them at that point. they'd known each other for seven fucking years and how they'd gotten to know each other directly chose their decisions for them.
sirius thought lupin was a werewolf and since he'd been this loyal to dumbledore bc he gave him a chance and supported him through hogwarts, why wouldn't he go to voldy now, that was extra powerful and that would ACTUALLY support lupin bc of his dark heritage and stuff?
lupin had witnessed sirius giving zero shit about shit and attempting M U R D E R for FUN!! back when he was like sixteen, so why wouldn't it make sense that he'd actually go on and kill people when he's drunk on fury and grief?
and pettigrew, pettigrew knew them. knew they weren't men of war, just oversized spoiled pricks that would endanger anyone and anything for... literally nothing. for fucking fun. and this one wasn't just from when they were back in hogwarts,
porker and sirius went harassing people even when they were in the middle of war!!! and in HIDING!!
i mean now that i'm thinking pettigrew was the most sensible of them all. wow.
90 % of mauruader content is fanon
lol literally😭😭
When they graduated, they had to choose sides because for some unknown reason there were little no no adults and they literally died (lmao)
exactly :))
actually, this is either another plot hole on the terf bitch's side, or dumbledore had lost so much of his popularity throughout the years since the war with grindelwald, bc eg we know orion black, abraxas malfoy and so many others indirectly supported voldemort, and all their children from any age; lucius being in his late twenties, bellatrix in her fucking thirties, same for rodolphus, and so many more that were actual adults, then there were regulus, barty crouch and many other ones that had just graduated hogwarts. yet dumbledore only had a bunch of little gryffindorks. and contrary to the elders of the black family, malfoy family, lestranges and so many others, those like fleamont potter weren't even indirectly supporting the order.
literally the ONLY reason dumbledick won the war was bc of severus, and HOW i wish he hadn't changed sides. i can't believe him.
But yeah tell me how being called ' insert colour and your fav plant', and kinning a dead charecter with 0 development, can literally help you cope with apparent continuous indie highschool musical lifestyle. (choices were made, certainly questionable ones)
omg this💀💀💀💀
i really don't get why. like. why. wtf. how i hate stupid people.
granting development to jkr plot devices (the mauruaders) in a 'everybody lives/nobody dies au'
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ayasmess · 4 years
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A little date night in the astronomy tower.
Hogwarts au | Bambam!Gryffindor x OC!Ravenclaw | Side drabble #1 | a little fluffy  moment in the astronomy tower... without Filch knowing it.
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“Are you afraid?”
You hummed, as you leant against his shoulder. “Of what?” You fought the tiredness, blinking many times.
He sighed before replying. “The... about the grim. They say-“
“They say it’s a bad omen I know.” You cut him. “I don’t know. Maybe I am. I mean, I’m not afraid of omens but more about what it could do if it was in front of me.” You pressed your cheek against his shoulder, seeking his warmth.
“Isn’t that strange to not believe in omens but you’re passionate about astronomy and divinatory?”
You pouted before answering. “I’m passionate about a lot of things... not only these subjects.”
He chuckled before pressing his lips against the side of your head. “I know.”
You continued. “But I don’t think we should project our fear of death and omens on these creatures... even if there are scary.”
Feeling you shiver, he wrapped his arm your waist, before pressing his head against yours. He replied sheepishly. “Don’t worry I’ll protect you. You can always come discreetly in our dorm... and sneak into my bed.”
You giggled softly and put your hand on his chest, slightly gripping his shirt. “Like you won’t be afraid of the grim.”
He wore a faked offended expression and looked at you. “I’m a Gryffindor. I am brave, I would stand against anything for my lady.”
You laughed at his antics. “Yeah you’re a Gryffindork, an idiot Gryffindor.” you whispered the last words.
He pouted. “Hey. That’s mean, even if you say that with a pretty face it’s still mean.”
You chuckled softly, before kissing him and whispering lovings words in between. “But you’re my dork. My idiot. And I’ll trade that for nothing in the world.”
He smirked. “Now, who’s being cheesy.”
You sighed before retracting yourself from him. “Okay, you’re not mine then.”
He suddenly grabbed your shoulder and pressed back against him. “You can’t take it back.”
You looked at him, slightly pouting. “I can if I want to.”
He smirked before answering. “Na-ah. Ya can’t darling. One, you don’t want to. And two, there is no return policy in our contract.”
You asked with a frown. “What contract? I only asked for cuddles and astronomy tower’s dates.”
He chuckled. “The one I made you signed when you confessed to me, I sealed it with a kiss on your lips, like the one I’m about to do.”
You giggled and tried to fight a blush. “You’re being way cheesy.”
He smiled at you, amused. “You love when I’m being cheesy. I know you do.”
You pouted, looking at him while still pressing the side of cheek against his shoulder. “Shut up and give me the kiss you promised.”
He chuckled before brushing his lips softly against yours and he muttered. “What a bossy woman.”
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