#we're gonna need everyone to not vote for sweden

[reunalordi]

mood for tonight

#eurovision #we're gonna need everyone to not vote for sweden #sweden doesn't need your vote they will get so many points from juries they are fine without your vote #finland however needs your vote because the juries will not give us points #do not vote sweden #vote finland #we must defeat the evil (generic pop songs in esc written by the same two swedish dudes) #and also we must defeat the juries

[rapha-reads]

I'M BACK FOR ANOTHER EUROVISION SPECIAL !!

Eurovision 2022 is on May 10th, save the date !

Last time on "Let's rate ESC22 songs"...

Part 1: Spain, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia and Norway

Part 2: Poland, San Marino, Finland, Estonia, Netherlands

Part 3: Albania, Montenegro, Germany, Australia, Denmark

Part 4: Serbia, Ireland, Romania, Switzerland and Moldovia

Let's go for part 5 ! Belgium, UK, North Macedonia, Ukraine, Austria

Also, reminder for everyone who doesn't care: BLOCK THE TAGS.

Belgium : Jérêmie Makiese, Miss You

Not gonna lie, this is good. This is really good. But it is Grammy Awards good, not Eurovision good. Next I'm expecting the guy to duet with Jon Batiste, for real! Also it's the music video, so it's very polished and pretty, I don't know what he'll do on the big stage. But he do has moves.

Pros: good voice, nice moves. Cons: way too professional and smooth. Overall: 7/10. I would give more but it's just not Eurovision.

UK : Sam Ryder, Space Man

... No. NO. White Hippie Jesus took too much mushrooms so now we all have to suffer for his trip? Come the eff on. I'm too sober for this shit. And what the hell is this video? I protest. Unless you have some very cool visual stuff during the live on big stage, I say no, good sir.

Pros: *sigh* I guess his voice is nice, and the lyrics are actually good? Cons: the whole thing, by principle. Overall: 6/10. Guess you guys are getting some points this year, huh?

North Macedonia : Andrea, Circles

Hello gorgeous lady, hello gorgeous voice, hello nice instrumental, can I just ask : why is it in English. And the pessimism. We're already depressed as hell, ma'am. No need to pile on.

Pros: she's gorgeous (what, I've got eyes), her voice is powerful, the music and the lyrics are okay. Cons: kinda a ballad, and in English. Automatic vote down. Overall: 7/10.

Ukraine : Kalush Orchestra, Stefania

I'm giving an automatic 5 points regardless of the song and y'all can't say anything about it.

Oh. Oh. OH. I LOVE IT. The beginning like a choir and then the switch to rap? Fcking fantastic! The instruments?? The lyrics??? The dancing ???? I love you guys. On the big stage you'll rock like kings.

Pros: everything. Cons: nothing. Overall: 15/10. Yes I'm not taking back my 5 compassion points, no I don't care what you think.

Austria : LUM!X feat Pia Maria, Halo

Um. Beyoncé?? Joke aside, that's a nice techno vibe. Totally makes me wanna get up and dance and sing! Good job.

Pros: great beat, powerful lyrics, powerful voice. Cons: as always, stop singing in English. Overall: 8/10.

Uuuh, that's 5 already. Went fast. Which one is your favourite from this pick?

Next up: Slovenia, France (AAAH!), Croatia, Greece and Sweden.

#eurovision #esc #esc 2022 #eurovision 2022 #eurovision song contest #belgium #uk #north macedonia #ukraine #austria #rapha talks