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alien-bodies · 6 years

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Oversharing Time!!!

(i just made that title up that’s not the official title I’m just Like That)

Ok so @frogyell tagged my main account (I am BLEST) but that’s for Refined Star Trek Content and this one’s for excellent moodboard content and garbage so here’s the garbage!!! I’m putting it under a cut bc it manipulates your brain to want to read through 85 fuckin facts about me more wow I love science

rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.

1. last drink: Water! off to a great start

2. last phone call: my local Hot Topic. I feel like I should also mention I work there. But if you don’t know that and steal my phone you’ll see I have a contact named Hot Topic

3. last text message: Google sent me a verification code, but the last one I sent was to my brother it says “k”

4. last song you listened to: It’s called The Horror Of Your Love by Ludo, if I had to delete all but one song on my 121-song Best Enemies playlist I’d keep this one it’s Peak and kinda has vore but it’s metaphorical. metavoreical, if you will

5. time you cried: during my latest EMDR sesh! I was in Wales and everything it was a Lot I got ice cream after

6. dated someone twice? Big No

7. kissed someone and regretted it? Not really?

8. been cheated on? my ex had 16 anime dating sims downloaded at one point while we were dating does that count

9. lost someone special? yea

10. been depressed? hella

11. gotten drunk and thrown up? I’ve been drunk 1 time and it was when I was playing English handbells at my dad’s church’s wassail night but I did not throw up no

fave colors

12. Black

13. Lavendar

14. Light blue

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends? Hell Yell!!

16. fallen out of love? k i n d a ? ?

17. laughed until you cried? oh absolutely

18. found out someone was talking about you? OH BOY YUP YUP

19. met someone who changed you? yes! she managed to physically alter my hippocampus without touching it how fuckign whack is that

20. found out who your friends are? It’s always the same miraculous group chat

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list? sure have

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl? I keep it nice and refined so all of them. My old account is another story

23. do you have any pets? one beautiful and talented cat named Moriarty. A good description is she’s got puppy software on cat hardware.

24. do you want to change your name? listen I’ve been through 4.5 of these fuckers, I like Nate, I’m Quite Finished

25. what did you do for your last birthday? invited 2 pals over, I remember one of them suddenly whipped out I Am The Doctor and the Dr Who theme on the piano out of fuckin nowhere and I was like “Daniel what the hell you’re so talented” and then I hardcore dissociated the rest of the day

26. what time did you wake up today? 10:00

27. what were you doing at midnight last night? chatting w @houseofoakdown and also editing my monstrosity of a fanfiction

28. what is something you cant wait for? Going back to school! then I can graduate in my pajamas and eat creamed corn in celebration

30. what are you listening to right now? the same goddamn playlist, this one’s called Battle Cry by The Family Crest, i cri erytiem

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom? probably???

32. something thats getting on your nerves? my brother vaping in the bathroom with the fan on at 12:30am

33. most visited website: tungle dot hell

34. hair color: I started out blonde af now I’m less blonde but still blonde.

35. long or short hair: short

36. do you have a crush on someone: :[] yes

37. what do you like about yourself: i’m hella smart, my moodboards are bangin, my writing is cool af, I’m well-hydrated at all times

38. want any piercings? Big No

39. blood type: A+!!!!! thats me!!!!!

40. nicknames: my brother calls me a goon sometimes

41. relationship status: im married to my laptop

42. zodiac: I was born on the last day of Taurus so I’m a definite Taurus/Gemini power combo

43. pronouns: they/them, tho in some places I use he/him bc The Dysphoria got hog wild enough I decided to pretend to be a trans guy so ppl would take me seriously, but I’m moving more towards they/them everywhere now.

44. fave tv shows: Dr Fuck, Sherlock (I’m armed with a pitchfork and an arsenal of beefed up tv & film knowledge come on fight me), DOWNTON ABBEY

45. tattoos: in August I will get a bee on my right arm and probably a Secret Word in Gallifreyan on my left it’ll say fuck

46. right or left handed: one time I was bored in grade 10 and tried to make myself ambidextrous but that was a hassle so I’m firmly right handed. Except in archery.

47. ever had surgery: got all 4 wisom teeth out not long ago! I still need to squirt water in my gum holes so I get all the mushy food out :{

48. piercings: I used to have my ears pierced but they’re grown tf over now!

49. sport: first of all what the hell is this question looking for second of all I have a red belt (which is 2 below black belt) in Taekwondo. I really need to do that again hhhhhh

50. vacation: i went to England and France in the summer with my family as a “””grad trip”””, it was lots of fun but my collection of sensory issues extended to chomping and I dissociated so intensely in The Louvre my mom told me to go back outside so I wrote fanfiction while listening to 21 Pilots and chatting w my imaginary friends and it took me like 18 hours to process I’d seen The Mona Lisa with mine own 2 eyes. Also the plane was delayed twice bc we used Air Canada for some godforsaken reason and I had 0 hours of sleep when I went to the Sherlock Holmes museum and I started talkin to this bust of Sherlock Holmes and then I hadn’t eaten enough and we were walking to this bookstore and I said “I need food!” and my dad said “We’ll get it AFTER” then I shouted “I’M GONNA DIE” so I got a BLT from Tesco.

51. trainers: h

more general

52. eating: the last thing I ate was chocolate chips straight out of the bag

53. drinking: I got another cup of water

54. im about to watch: my entire fanfiction to take 3000 notes on consistency. and by watch I mean read

55. waiting for: my brother (not vaping) to get out of the bathroom so I can PEE

56. want: Orphan Black to be on Netflix so I can actually binge watch it then call my grandma about it

57. get married: idk I didn’t think I was a get married person but since realizing I’m a lesbian it seems like a good idea!

58. career: nurse and a writer. I might just move to London and work double time to write enough scripts I have some street cred then pitch a TV adaptation of Faction Paradox to the BBC and win

which is better

59. hugs or kisses: hugs bc it means my friends are in my vicinity not Toronto

60. lips or eyes: uh. eyes???????????

61. shorter or taller: i’m 5′3″ and I would love a tol partner

62. older or younger: i don’t think I care

63. nice arms or stomach: what fresh hell does this mean. I’d like a nice stomach free of gastrointestinal issues and acid reflux. not that I have either of those but just in case

64. hookup or relationship: I have 300 many self-esteem issues so imma say relationship

65. troublemaker or hesitant: AU where I don’t have anxiety and I’m a trouble maker

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger: noop

67. drank hard liquor: I PUT RUM IN THE WASSAIL HELL YEAH also once someone bought me a shot at a queer dance thing bc it was payday and my friend told me to gulp the WHOLE SHOT and then the lemonade so I don’t barf and I was like “brah this is too high-stakes” so I poured the vodka in the lemonade and took sips and everyone stared at me

68. lost glasses: in grade 6 and then my mom threatened to make me wear one of those granny glasses chains so I never lost them again

69. turned someone down: ya this kid Cyrus used to chase me around in grade 5 and I’d run away always he was weird af one time he made out with a folder right in front of me in the middle of class

70. sex on first date: probs not at this point but I’m not opposed to the general idea when I’m less w h a c k e d u p

71. broken someones heart: Not that I know of?

72. had your heart broken: c o n s i s t e n t l y in the most fricked up ways god

73. been arrested: no but once I booed at the police bc the local nazis (yeah) were gonna have a rally so we had a counter-rally and I dropped in but there were no nazis except one old dude in a MAGA hat showed up 2 hours late lmao

74. cried when someone died: oui

75. fallen for a friend: Big Lesbian Mood

do you believe in

76. yourself: YA BB

77. miracles: not as such

78. love at first sight: nah

79. santa claus: I wasn’t allowed to believe in Santa as a child bc he was “too much like God” sad

80. kiss on a first date: ye!

81. angels: big no

other

82. best friend’s name: I don’t exactly have a proper best friend but I’m goin with Liam

83. eye colour: blue/grey

84. fave movie: either The Force Awakens (bc I love bb8 and I’m gay 4 Rey) or Interstellar shut up

85. fave actor: uh idk let’s go with my brother

WOW THAT WAS LONG JEE🅱️US. I’m tagging @houseofoakdown @spoonietimelordy @gemvictorfromtheponyverse @spockswhales @raesand and that exhausts the ppl I know but you’re all worth quadruple in my heart 💖

#Open For Sicc Facts Abt Me #ianposting

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vampyjoong · 6 years

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Its a bit nippy out

Ooooooo number two in the EXO series hell yeah

Soulmate!AU where their powers are their soulmate mark.

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you loved winter

not for many reasons but mainly for one

it was when your power was appreciated

not as much as it was in summer though

when it reached in surplus of 28.C, thats when you were at your peak

you never got too warm because of the fact you had the power of frost

oh its a bit too warm? have some fROST IN THE FACE

you could have snowball fights in the middle of summer

you first discovered this when yu were a child and you wanted to go outside and play in the snow but your parents didn’t want you to catch a cold

you stormed off to your room and cried because everyone else could go out why couldn’t you ah the drama of a 5 year old

the more you cried, the colder the room got until suddenly your tears were snow and the water in the air was turning to snow too

you started to giggle and you made a snowman appear and start moving

when you laughed and clapped your hands, the snow picked up and started to swirl around the room, and when you got scared and yelled a bit, the snowman disintegrated and joined the flurry

your parents heard your yell and ran upstairs only to find a snowstorm in the middle of their childs bedroom and said child hiding in the coset because they were scared

they asked you who this happened and you said you did it and your parents were kinda worried, and spent a good while looking things up in the library on ‘gifted’ children

they found an elementary school for gifted kids and sent you there so you could grow up learning how to control things

there were only about 50 kids in total in the school because not many kids had powers growing up unsurprisingly

you did make a friend there though

his name was Sehun, and he could control wind

to a small child that was so cool

to a teenaged me its still hella awesome

you two were the same age and therefore the same class

you were each others best friends, and you helped each other learn more about your powers

you two were the best of friends, and this continued through to high school

one of the classes in the school was learning how to fight, because normally power gifted people were recruited for the army

sometimes power gifted people would also become fighters in general, and people still needed basic training so you had to learn how to fight

you learned how to fight 1v1 and also in pairs

you always were paired with Sehun so you two were the ultimate fighting pair

you figured out how to combine both your powers, and how to use yours against him if you were against each other

you two would never bring anything out of sparring though

but then, halfway through high school, sehun had to move away

you didn’t know why but all you knew was that he was going to seoul and leaving you stuck by yourself

he said he’d try and keep in touch but the boy forgot to breath sometimes, how would he remember to email or text you

you went to his house every day for weeks after that until one day he was gone

there was a note on the door addressed to you

“Dear Y/N, i know i look like the biggest dick ever writing this instead of telling you but i couldn’t bring myself to do it. You’d start to cry and then id cry and wed never get anything done cos were both crying too much. plus i didn’t want a blizzard in my room. I’m so so sorry that i had to move, and ill never forget my best friend. If you use the secret entrance then you’ll find some gifts in my room for you. stop reading now and only continue once you’re there please”

you went in through the so called secret entrance it was just the back door with the key under the mat like jeez

you walked into his room to find a box filled with your memories together

the more you looked through, the more you cried

jesus christ you didn’t know he kept all these

there were pictures from when you were young and all the trophies from when you were younger and decided to enter some competitions together

sure enough sehun was right

soon there was a blizzard raging in his room and you couldn’t stop it

it took you so long to calm down, and it was already dark when you left his house

it took you a while to realise that he wouldn’t be annoying you all the time and that he wouldn’t be there to laugh at you and with you

your best friend was gone but not forever bb don’t worry

but now sehun had a new friend

our dearest Minseok

our bb minseok always knew he had frost but never liked to show it off

as a slightly overweight child, the more he blended in, the better

it was only once he moved to a new high school and found out that there was a group of other people like him did he start to use his powers

he mainly used his with junmyeon who controlled water

he also started working out more to try and get rid of the baby fat he still had lingering

so whenever he got the chance to work on his powers and himself he took it by the balls

cos our baozi is productive

he was the oldest of the lot and at first he kinda freaked but he got it under control

when sehun arrived and said he already knew someone with frost, minseok thought maybe it was his soulmate but knew better than to get his hopes up

then when the group found out about a college for gifted kids, it sounded perfect

they were so happy and couldn’t wait to go

so when they went in to show audition, it was nerve-wracking

they showed their powers well, and were accepted into the college

the students in the college had the options of staying and doing many courses and many years if they wanted

handy for everyone who didn’t know what to do

minseok decided to get a job at a local coffee shop to get some extra money

until he was there for so long and the owner needed a break, and he became assistant manager

just meant he had more shifts lmao

he implemented the soulmate drink idea

and also was there to witness Junmyeon and I’m giving them names guys I’m sorry, it just makes my life easier Yuna meeting each other

he was so giddy and happy for them

you had been so nervous when you found out there was a gifted place

jesus how do you even manage to get up there

you went to audition one day and who should you find but Oh bloody Sehun sitting near the receptionist, looking as god damn nervous as you were

you yelled out his name and ran towards him

he looked up and once he realised it was you, ran towards you too

you were an emotional wreck

you cried for a minute before getting angry and hitting him

“ow, what was that for you dingus?”

“That was for leaving me without saying bye!!”

you enunciated every word with a good ol punch just to get your point across

he laughed at you before asking about your life for the past 3 years

as you two got caught up, you didn’t realise the queue was getting shorter and shorter until

“Oh Sehun”

he apologised before going into the room

the wait was slightly terrifying, and the sounds coming out of the room gave you chills

to say you were nervous when the door opened again was an understatement

he came out looking windswept and like he’d been through hell

he sat next to you for the while it took for your turn to come up

he was telling you about his friends he was with, and how they were getting healed by one of their friends but he’d came out unscathed

a few of the group had to go the infirmary for a few harder to heal injuries

only three so it wasn’t too worrying

Chanyeol, Minseok and Kyungsoo were all a bit too injured

sheen swore he’d take you to meet all his friends soon

and then it was your turn

you were kinda nervous but sheen had been encouraging you the whole time

you went in and showed the judges different aspects of your powers and they seemed to be pleased with that

they also asked if you’d be interested in fighting people but you weren’t really the fight type

you were accepted and given a dorm room

the two girls you were rooming with were really nice

they both had the power of metal and were soul mates but weren’t clingy

thank god for that yu didn’t think you could handle rooming with a cringe couple

they were honestly a chill couple which you loved

you went out with them a lot to coffee shops and book stores

one day they managed to convince you to go to a party

hell yeah free alcohol

and so, after getting fashion advice from Jimin, you were offskies i hate myself

the party was being held in one of the ex students who’d made friends with basically everyone and still visited the teachers every now and then

wasn’t a huge teachers pet, everyone just naturally liked him

you’d heard about him before, his name was Hoseok and he had the power of mimicry he can mimic anyones voice and any powers as long as he’s holding someone

kinda terrifying but you did agree it was kinda cool

you arrived and the party was already full swing

never been to a party lmao

you had to admit it was hella fun

you went into the kitchen in the extra af house and found the alcohol

oooo bb yes lets gOOooO

you had already had a few shots when your powers started to kick in

you’d been drunk before so you knew it wasn’t because of that

so you were kinda confused

also didn’t want to accidentally hurt anyone so you walked outside

with every step though there was frost coming from your feet

and some people who bumped into you got a few snowflake marks on their skin which stayed for a few days lmao

when you finally stood outside the frost coming from your mouth was half cos of the cld and half cos of you

minseok had been feeling weird since he left the flat but brushed it off as Baek messing with him somehow

when he got to the party, the air got so much colder

a group of girls to the side noticed, one of which was british please let me do this guys pretty please

“Oh its a but nippy out aint it”

i hate myself too don’t worry

he tried to rein it in but was finding it increasingly hard to do so

he decided to get a drink and try to heat up a bit before resuming the party

trying to find chanyeol, he stumbled around a bit before deciding he must be outside

you’d been outside for a while before a tall guy with bright red hair came outside and noticed you shaking with the sudden cold coming over you

he offered to warm you up and was in the process of draping your tiny frame with his large ass one

basically he was cocooning you in a giant elf hug

it was much welcomed

but suddenly your cold was taking over and even he was having trouble staying warm

after getting a bit of a cold burn where your hand was touching his back through his shirt he pulled away

“So so-sorry, di-di-didnt mean ittttttttt”

you were shivering so much it wasn’t fun

then minseok walked out and a snowball came flying your way

you managed to doge it but looked at who the hell threw a fuckin snowball at yo face cos damn that rude

and then you saw him

you were stunned for a quick minute before you threw a snowball right back at him

he was still stunned though and it hit him right in his face

“Ohhhh buuuuuurn”

both you and minseok turned to look at chanyeol with an exasperated look on your face

“Really fire guy?”

you and minseok took one look at each other before you threw hundreds of snowballs at the giant elf

suddenly the yard out back was covered in snow and everyone poured out to start a giant snowball fight

even hoseok who was getting hammered by his friends Hyungwon and Changyuk

until he grabbed changyuk and suddenly had the ability to change his body in any way

mega arms for days, 6 extra arms flung snowballs at everyone in the vicinity

everyone was laughing and playing except for you two

you were both staring at each other again, and this time you were walking towards each other

then you had a face full of snow

suddenly everyone was playing, and the whole street had a freak snowstorm

and you and minseok were in the middle of it all, kissing like there was no tomorrow

it was like a scene from a christmas movie

in the middle of july

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