#why are people so butthurt over taylor swift?

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poisoned mercury | delicate

friend group shenanigans | set after pink skies | series masterlist

song: delicate by taylor swift

“good morning,” you yawned, rubbing your eyes as you exited your room. travis was taking up the entire couch, doubled over in pain. “woah, what happened to you?” 

“food poisoning,” he replied, wincing. he had a blanket draped over him, acting like he was on his deathbed. 

connor walked in with a bowl of chicken soup for his brother, rolling his eyes as he shoved travis’ feet off the couch to have somewhere to sit, “and whose fault is that?” 

clarisse was sitting next to chris on the love seat, shaking her head, “told you not to get a hot dog from the gas station.” 

“rookie mistake, babe,” chris chimed in, “whenever you tell trav not to do something, he does it. it’s in his dna.” 

“connor shares the same dna as him and he’s not like that,” you called out from the kitchen, making yourself a bowl of cereal. the dining hall was already closed for breakfast since you woke up so late, thanks to the boy who was still passed out on your bed.

you couldn’t remember the last time you slept so well. you felt bad for leaving him alone, sleep in your room but your stomach was growling and if you didn't get some food in your system soon, you were bound to catch an attitude.

“that’s because i got the brains between the two of us,” connor joked, scoffing, “i let him borrow some brain cells once in a while.” 

“fuck you guys,” travis complained, sitting up. “i’m dying here and you’re making fun of me?!” 

you walked out into the living room, pulling one of the bar stools to sit closer to the group. your eyes darted to the screen in front of you, internally cheering at the familiar scene. they were watching barbie. the five of you watched in silence, letting out little laughs at the jokes, until the door of your room opened. 

luke walked out, half-asleep, and made his way over to you. he kissed your lips, mumbling, “g’mornin, five star.” 

“mornin’, pretty boy,” you squeezed the arm he wrapped around your waist. he sent you a lazy smile, nuzzling his face in your neck before disappearing into his bedroom. you turned your attention back to the screen, shoving a spoonful of fruit loops in your mouth, “oh, i love this part!” 

when you were the only one who burst out laughing at ken’s “sublime!” you turned to look at your friends, wondering why none of them were laughing. they were staring at you with wide-eyes, jaws ajar. their eyes were bright, lips breaking out into teasing smiles. oh. oh. 

“castellan get your ass in here, now!” 

luke walked out of his room with his eyebrows furrowed, confused as to why chris was screaming his name like bloody fucking murder at 12 pm on a sunday. surely, he hadn’t done anything wrong yet– he just woke up! he put his glasses on, finally able to see the looks on everyone’s faces, including your red cheeks and sheepish smile. 

luke didn’t even realize what he did until that moment. it just felt natural for him to greet you good morning, like he always did anyway, but it’s just sweeter this time around because he’s allowed to kiss you now, at least he thinks he’s allowed to. he was a little butthurt that he woke up alone on your bed this morning so when he walked out and was only able to make out your silhouette, he didn’t think twice before placing a chaste kiss on your lips. he got a taste of what it was like to kiss you and he couldn’t help himself to do it again.

he thinks now, though, that perhaps he should’ve thought twice because there was no way your friends would let the two of you leave until you explained. luke’s face paled at the sight of his friends. were you mad at him for kissing you in front of people? if his head wasn't spinning with all the negative thoughts he was having, he would see your face and understand that you were happy your friends knew about the two of you.

clarisse clicked on the remote to pause the movie, “soooo… seems like we skipped a few chapters.” 

“more like we finally got to the next chapter,” travis snorted, earning a smack on the back of his head from connor. the older stoll hissed, “don’t act like y’all weren’t tired of their pining.” 

chris rolled his eyes, eyes darting between you and luke. he was trying to fight the smile threatening to show on his features, “so care to enlighten us, guys?”

"luke?"

luke's head snapped to the sound of your voice, pulling him out of his head. you had an arm outstretched, beckoning him over to where you stood. it made luke feel giddy inside as he trotted over to you, finding comfort in standing behind you and placing his chin on top of your head. he swung an arm around you, hoping that you wouldn't see the thumbs-up he sent to the boys.

"yeaaaaahhhh castellan's got the girl!"

"oh my god," you whispered, turning around to bury your head in luke's chest. you were blushing furiously at the cheers from your friends. you think you might've even heard travis complaining about losing a bet to connor. clarisse and chris were babbling about how double dates would be fun, though clar mentioned that luke and chris would end up third and fourth-wheeling the two of you more than anything. "our friends are crazy."

the arm he had wrapped around you pulled you in tighter. you felt the rumbling of his chest, "they are."

"you guys are so fucking cute," clarisse said, a hand over her heart. "y/n, he finally made a move!"

you turned back around to face clarisse and the group, "actually i made the move!"

luke scoffed, "you did not. i kissed you."

"i asked you to come in last night."

"yeah i believe, y/n," connor piped in, shrugging. "luke was not gonna make a move."

clarisse gasped, placing a hand on chris' bicep, "we should compare notes."

your eyes widened, "do not compare notes."

"wait, what do you mean notes?" luke asked quizzically. "was five star talking about me?"

"clarisse i will never forgive you if you tell him anything."

"i'm not gonna tell him directly," she hummed, lacing her fingers with chris', "but if i told my boyfriend who happens to be his best friend and he tells luke, then, technically, i haven't done anything wrong."

"y/n, i assure you, you should not be embarrassed," travis said, snickering. it was luke's turn to panic. "whatever you said to clarisse about lover boy here, i'm sure it can't be any worse than what he's said about you to us over the last two months."

chris cleared his throat, putting on his best luke impression, "five star is so pretty. i don't think i've ever seen anyone so beautiful."

"five star is so funny. i can listen to her talk about anything for hours." this was travis.

"oh, luke where were you today? we haven't seen you all day," connor said in his regular voice before deepening his voice a tad bit to match luke's, "oh, i was hanging out with five star and we accidentally fell asleep by the lake."

"not to mention the dozens of songs he wrote about you," chris teased, "thanks for inspiring the second album, but bro was like alexander hamilton writing those songs."

luke whined, tugging on his hood to cover his face, "guys, stoppp."

"oh my god, y/n, you should see his tweets."

"do not show her my tweets!"

you burst out in laughter, getting up from your seat. you wrapped your arms around luke and he took the opportunity to hide his face in the crook of your neck. you could feel the heat on his cheeks against your skin. you played with the hair on the nape of his neck, "all right, guys, enough."

"can we go back to your room?" luke whispered in your ear, lips grazing the shell of your ear.

"mhm," you couldn't deny him of anything if you tried, "come on, pretty boy."

you couldn't help but laugh and throw up the middle finger to your friends as they called out jokes and kissing noises as you and luke went off. it was funny, really, how they all knew there was something between you and luke before the two of you did. it was nice to know that your friends were supportive, regardless of how annoying they would be now that you and luke were together.

luke collapsed on his side of your bed, unable to wipe the dopey smile on his face. you sat on his lap, leaning over to press kisses on his cheeks, "just so we're clear, i wanna see the tweets. and hear the songs."

"well you can't ask me that while you're sitting on top of me because i'll fold."

you giggled, kissing his lips passionately. his hands gripped your waist as he sat up, getting in a more comfortable position, "that's the point, castellan."

luke pinched your side, chuckling when you squealed, "you're evil."

"uh huh," you mumbled, "you know we're never gonna catch a break with our friends now right?"

"honestly, i haven't caught a break from the boys since i met you," he admitted, "but at least i get to kiss you now, so it's really a win."

you couldn't agree more.

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just found out that there are people who hate taylor swift so much that they make videos on youtube explaining why they hate her.

so far I've only watched 3 and wow these girls know nothing about taylor but they hate her so much. I did rant in their video comment sections:

video 1:'why I hate taylor swift' channel: daniella

my rant:

 you literally say what you know about taylor is what the media portrays yet that set you off enough to make a video about her being a horrible, fake person. really? fucking really/ there are a lot of parody videos of taylor /fan made videos etc, and they have not been taken down. 1 famous youtubers video gets taken down and yall lose your shit. btw taylor's mgmt team is more than just her. taylor didnt have a guitar teacher. when she was about 11 a computer guy came over to fix her families computer before he left he taught her a few begginers chords then years laters trys to profit off of her name. taylor has a right to me pissed by that. taylor isnt the first or last celebrity to get thing copyrighted. kanye and beyonce for exaple have hunders of things copyrighted. also taylor isnt getting things copyrighted just bc, she's doing it so big companys cant used her image without her knowing. and ps she doesnt have any lyrics that say "party like its 1989" im guess youre getting that confused with prince's 1999, where he says 'lets party like its 1999' its called being HUMBLE do you not know the meaning of the word humble, i guess you dont, futhermore even tho taylor is surprised when she wins, she does not cry every time. and even if she did why does someone crying bother you? she literally wrote a message about why she took her music off spotify saying that "she doesnt need anymore money", she said she "has enough money to pay her dancers from her tour alone' she pointed out how smaller artist, like indepent artist dont get paid properly by spotify bc spotify takes most of the money for themselves, she also said music is art and art should be free.....adele too her music off spotify too, i'll be waiting for your video attacking adele... btw what your obsession with sticks being in asses? this video was pretty much just full of lies instead of going by the medias portrayal of a person how about try and look for the truth. who am i kinding you as well as everyone in the comments dont care about the truth do you? just sad and pathetic really.

 video 2: 'why I hate taylor swift' channel: july2ish

my rant:

 kim exposed taylor: taylor was not told "i made that bitch famous" she should clarified that was the lyric but she didnt lie --- omg you hate her bc she dated harry are you in 4th grade, he asked her out. "im about feminism" but you hate her for dating hs taylor doesnt like papa following her -- you hate her bc of her wealth --- dont people pay for spotify too???? -- she didnt sue fans they were sent ciest & disist letter until their copyright issues were straighted out --- the guy wasnt a guitar teacher he was a computer guy who came to the familys home and taught her a few chords before he left, and he wasnt sued -- she copyrighted a stylized version of the year 1989 that was made for her tour not the year or number 1989 here is who taylor swift sued: THAT GUY WHO SEXUAL ASSUALTED HER BY PUTTING HIS HAND UP HER SIRT AND ON HER ASS.

video 3: '6 reasons i hate taylor swift' channel: queen maryah watkins productions (comments were disabled so I left this on her channel)

1. her pr team didnt clarify which lyric she was offended by, she thought kanye was going to use "i made her famous" that is what taylor said in the video kim posted. kanye didnt tell her "i made that bitch famous" "perfessional victim" thats some bullshit. she writes aboutr her feeling, a majority of her songs are NOT about breakups but love songs. ps she isnt the only artist to write about break ups 2. taylor's dad invest in big machine records after she signed to the label. shes very talnted, she does work hard and she walked away from a record label who wanted to sign her because they would alway taylor to write her own music so she walk away then was discovered and signed by scott borschetta then her dad invested in big machine records

3. she doesnt have to dance, really why the hell does that matter? no her voice isnt like whitney or beyonce, its softer, she cant do big notes like they do that doesnt mean she can sing. shes a great guitar player why doent you actually watch her play and she plays multiple intruments well as fpr her lyrics she writers masterpieces, listen to something other than shake it off or wanegbt.

 and are you really saying you hate her because of her look and her fashion choices do you not hear how petty that is 4. calling out nicki is the ONLY time shes ever did anything like that. and are you seriously mad bc she gets excited for friends accomplishments? ed sheeran is her best friend. she didnt say she was looking forward to controversy, she said she was looking forward to telling people she knew about the song, not about wanting controversy from it. 5. "has not integrity for music.." she wants people to understand that music is art and should be treated as such, as for writing TIWYCF under a fake name, she and calvin agreed to do that together 'catfished, disillusioned, perplexed', are you fucking with me? swifties were excited when we found out taylor wrote it. you think she lies on her album credits bc of one fucking song? my god could you get anymore stupid? 6. im tired of this "greedy" bullshit. its a lie she didnt say she wants more money for youtube y\this is some bull you pulled out of you ass. she literally said in her apple music letter that she did not need anymore money. go fucking read the damn thing its on her tumblr page. i cannot tell you how pathetic and stupid you sound in this video, this video is filled with lies get a fucking life

video 4: 'rant why i hate taylor swift explicit' channel: lacye leuko

her pr team didnt clarify which lyric she was offended by, she thought kanye was going to use "i made her famous" that is what taylor said in the video kim posted. kanye didnt tell her "i made that bitch famous" therefore she did not have full compltee knowledge. kanye deserves shade but her point was to uplift young girls, something she been doing for years, she used kanye lie to her benefit

kanye is an ass who does & says bad things to many people dont act like he doesnt deserve to be shaded.

her rep leak the info, he should have informed first but why does that bother you?

taylor never confirmed bad blood is about katy, katy did that herself. taylor doesnt have a prolem with tina and amy she was just pissed about the joke.

she's not a snake the video proves kanye didnt say 'i made that bitch famous' the lyric she was told ' i made her famous'

nothing was wrong with selena defending her friend.

i cant believe how you and other taylor haters really dont want to see the truth about taylor.

a few etsy fans were sent Cease and desist orders because of copyright issues, there are still thousands a taylor swift fan artwork on etsy. if those copyright issues were fixed those fans art were probly put back on etsy.

the only female she is fueding with is katy and by that i mean, katy keeps findong ways to talk about her but she keeps her mouth shut about katy.

taylor swift: does charity work. ispires many young girls, is a great role model. you know nothing about how she influences her fans for the better. how she gives speeches and messages of positivity to her fans. you know nothing about the reall taylor swift, just tabloids and bullshit

// 'So, About Taylor Swift Getting Put On Blast... Watch white Feminism Work'

channel Sensei Aishitemasu // its a 33 minute video. this person wasted 33 mintues of their time to talk aout why they hate taylor (im definitely NOT going to watch that)

i still said something anyway: im not watching this video bc im sure its bullshit just like the others, but why did you waste 33 minutes of your time to bitch about a pop singer and her "white feminism" you hate taylor swift GET THE FUCK OVER IT AND GROW THE FUCK UP. and black people idk how this little white girl hurt you so damn much, I can say that be im black too and get bullied on twitter by other black ppl who are offended I like this white singer. she doesn't do the things you like, shhes not an activist, she writes breakup song songs, she cant sing like whitney, who tf cares? IGNORE HER!. change the channel, turn off the radio when shes on, don't pick up magazines with her face on them, stay off her twitter and instagram. just fucking leave her alone, its not that hard to do.

i just cant wrap my head around these people having so much hate for taylor. shes a good fuking person. no shes not perfect, yes she makes mistakes but for the ove of god there are worst people than her in the entertainment industry but shes treated like the devil

how does taylor have these people so easily pressed and bothered?

#taylor swift #swifties #why are people so butthurt over taylor swift? #leave taylor swift alone #youtube #swiftie #taylor swift defense squad

[bisluthq]

We don't know much about this new video but Bradley & Pablo (the directors, same as the people who directed the Watermelon Sugar video) are queer, the two photographers he worked with for his album shoots are queer, dev hynes who did the arrangement for his grammy performance isn’t straight, his styling team are queer, for his Vogue shoot the photographer, interviewer, and most of the designers he wore were all queer, the stylist and photographer for his Dazed shoot recently were queer, most of the designers he chooses to spotlight in their growing careers are queer (Harris Reed, Steven Stokey Daley etc) and he often chooses to spotlight queer musicians to be his support acts on tour (Orville, Muna, King Princess, Mitski etc). So either he’s doing a real good job of bringing more LGBTQ people into his projects and they have no problem with his “gaybaiting the masses1!1” or….he’s just queer/unlabelled like he says he is? How is this a hard concept for people to understand lol

100%. He’s either like a reeeaaaal passionate ally or like he’s unlabeled like he fucking said lmao and uses his absolutely massive platform to help other - more openly and far more marginalized - queer people. Again, for the people butthurt over this: no one is asking you to stream his music or go to his concerts or buy his merch. It’s PERFECTLY VALID to say “as a gay person I will only listen to very out gay people because they deserve my support and streams and money more than people who can pass as straight”. That’s fucking fair.

I do find that a weird take to come here with since we all like Taylor Swift (to varying degrees).

Like if you’re okay with listening and supporting that lady idk why Harry Styles of all people gets your panties in a twist.

If you’re okay with Ms “Gay Pride Makes Me Me” and just everything about YNTCD it’s weird to like INSIST that he’s queerbaiting you in Lights Up MV or Medicine or when he says “I’m not keen to label my sexuality”. That’s a bizarre fucking take.

Let’s say he *is* 100% straight and this is all from a position of allyship and like “for attention” - that’s still helpful? Like he still pushed for a gay skit on SNL, he still promotes queer artists and musicians and designers, he still normalizes queer storylines in like Lights Up and this Duvet MV? He still wrote Medicine like even if it’s not autobiographical it’s a cool bisexual song? Why is any of that a bad thing?

Why does he make you guys SO ANGRY?

Like ya I hear that he takes up space. I do. I hear that we shouldn’t be heralding him as Gay or Bisexual Jesus and I always say that.

But how is any of that a reason to be THIS FUCKING ANGRY and to INSIST that he’s straight lmao like okay let’s say he is and THEN WHAT?

#nat talks Harry

[bannedfromcelebitchy]

Kaiser is really pissed people aren't on her side...

So I got banned and after getting banned, I decided to go on Twitter and ask Kaiser why.

Because I didn't do anything wrong, I didn't break any rules, I read the rules and I was following them.

And I came across a tweet of her saying "Swifty fans" were "butthurt" (her favorite insult) and basically pissed off. Because in today's thread (the Katy Vs Taylor Thread) people weren't on Kaiser's side about the "dated" (another word K uses to death) beef that Katy keeps bringing up.

And it made me laugh because you're butthurt that people aren't here for petty old dusty beef? We get that you hate Taylor Swift, but really? Am I as a black woman, supposed to stand up for Katy who was accused by a black rapper of saying the N word (multiple times)? Or someone who made fun of someone having a mental breakdown?

But no, let's  get pissed at T Swift for making love/hate songs about boyfriends and that Kanye bullshit.

It's stupid and I love how Kaiser is so bent out of shape that she went to Twitter to complain about her readers not agreeing with the  pettiness between two petty women.

But that's okay, stick up for problematic Katy because she hates Taylor Swift.

You are so basic Kaiser.

Honestly. I love how you can ignore things that go against the "beliefs" you so call hold, because you hate someone that much. Kaiser did bring up people saying Katy was "trash" but not why people were saying it. They were saying the song is trash, Katy's is like Kaiser who says one thing and does another. I'm way more offended by the few things Katy's done then anything TS has ever done.

And I say this as a fan of neither, I'd take a immature, stunt queen, over a fake woke problematic Katy any day.

Because I don't let hate overshadow my beliefs.

I'm sorry for the rant but it pissed me off and made me laugh.

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In an interrogation with V store, Sevigny was explained that while she adoration fellow actresses Angelina Jolie and Emma Stone, “shes not”, I reiterate, NOT, a fan of J-Law. Jennifer Lawrence, I find exasperating. Too indelicate . em> Okay, Chloe, route to tell it like it is. And while Sevigny is certainly entitled to her belief, one might find such an unprompted proclamation, I don’t know, extremely crass? Advertisement div > div > Gwyneth Paltrow vs. Martha Stewart div > via: Getty Images It all began when Martha Stewart was asked her belief on Gwyneth Paltrow’s attempt to break into the “lifestyle” industry with her managerial Goop em> launch. Stewart seemed less than impressed and seemed to question the faithfulnes of Paltrow’s professional pursuits. But Stewart wasn’t done slamming the stellar, going on to eventually articulate that Gwyneth” simply needs to be quiet. She’s a movie star. If she were confident in her play, she wouldn’t be trying to be Martha Stewart .” Gwyneth responded by recommending she was totally unphased by Stewart’s comments but, if anything, was flattered that Martha considered her as “competition.” Perhaps Martha was merely welcoming Paltrow to the table … in her own, crafty way. After all, the fine art of passive-aggressiveness is prerequisite to lifestyle living. And, apparently, Gwyneth can hold her own just fine. Advertisement div > div > Angelina Jolie vs. Chelsea Handler div > via: Getty Images After news broke of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s divorce, Chelsea Handler did not hesitate to express her thinkings on the divide, calling Jolie a” f *#% ing lunatic” and the divorce” an emancipation” of kinds for Pitt. The explanation behind Handler’s blatant disfavor of Angelina Jolie is an age-old and widely acceptable excuse for disliking a fellow female; She messed around with her friend’s man. That’s right. 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Your nylon shield is charming boo .” Not simply did Kim hurl the hypocrisy of the tweet( considering Moretz recent NUDE Nylon periodical cover. Oh sorry, technically I guess she has a cardigan wrap over her shoulders because I know that’s always how I rock my favorite cardigan) but she also insinuated that Chloe Grace Moretz isn’t exactly a household name, to put it gently. In other words, she’s a hypocrite AND a nobody. One can’t deny that Kim can hold her own. Advertisement div > div > Khloe Kardashian vs. Amy Schumer div > via: Getty Images In her SNL monologue, Amy Schumer cracked pranks at Khloe Kardashian’s recent weight loss. We used to have Khloe, you are familiar? Khloe was ours, right? But then Khloe, she lost half their own bodies heavines. She lost a Kendall . em> And considering all the flack Kardashians get for not inevitably being the most culturally persuasive home, Khloe Kardashian’s comments Schumer’s oration were impressively astute. During an impression on The Howard Stern Show , Kardashian pointed out just how sanctimonious Amy Schumer’s comments certainly were. I was more disrupt that someone claims they’re like a girl’s girl and that they’re all about girls empowerment, and then she says that I’m not relatable because I’m not fat anymore … I’m proud, I’ve worked for three [ email kept ] *% ing years to do this. Schumer, who is also commonly criticized for her value, retrospectively seemed to see the double standard she was continuing in her harangue as she promptly apologized to Khloe and agreed that all women, solid and scrawny alike, should lift each other up. Advertisement div > div > Justin Bieber vs. Orlando Bloom div > via: https :// www.gettyimages.com Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber have a long and even violent biography that revolves around Blooms ex-wife, model Miranda Kerr. It is believed that Justin Bieber made a comment to Bloom at a nightclub that somehow alleged that he and Kerr had been intimate during her marriage to Bloom. As you can imagine, thoughts spiraled downward from there and ended with many gales being thrown, although none landed. Justin Bieber continued to throw punches on Twitter after the physical showdown had ended by affixing an image of Miranda Kerr and soon after, another image of Orlando Bloom apparently visibly psychological over the exchange. Advertisement div > div > Rihanna vs. Ciara div > via: Getty Images On Fashion Police , em> Singer Ciara claimed that Rihanna “wasn’t the nicest” when meeting her in the past. In response to this apparently unsolicited throw, Rihanna tweeted back with a vengeance. My bad Ci, did I 4get to gratuity u ? em> Daaaamn , now that is harsh. 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She wrote an op-ed in the New York Times in which she writes,” I’m going to take a wild guess and say that Mr. Cruise has never suffering from postpartum sadnes .” Cruise was left with no choice but to apologize, which he did, and even departed as far as to invite Shields to his and Kaie Holmes’ upcoming bridal, to which Brooke accepted. Awkward. Advertisement div > div > Nicki Minaj vs. Miley Cyrus div > via: Getty Images The fighting paroles at the 2015 VMA’s between the two celebs seemed to have stanch from Miley’s Halloween costume that year … which was ” Nicki Minaj .” Apparently, Minaj was also upset over comments Cyrus had made about Minaj’s reaction to not being nominated for Video of the Year. On stage at the VMA’s, Nicki slammed out at the former Disney star. And now, back to this bitch that had a lot to say about me the other epoch in the press the other daylight ,” she shelled, before delivering one of pop culture’s standout times of 2015, the soon to be shared and memed,” Miley, what’s good ? em> Eek. Can’t answer we didn’t see that coming. Advertisement div > div > Taylor Swift vs. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West div > via: Getty Images It all started with the odious mic swipe onstage by Kanye at the 2009 MTV Music Awards, heightened with Swift’s response to Kayne via her song pick at the 2010 VMA’s. Cue apology from Kayne and all is seemingly well in the world. Until it’s not. Kanye’s release of Famous reignited the drama and deepened tensions to brand-new levels. I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex Why? I started that bitch famous I realized that bitch prominent Taylor Swift was not delighted, to say the least. Swift claimed never to have approved the offensive texts and addressed their misogynistic feeling in her adoption lecture for recording of the year at the Grammys, telling young women never to let anyone to take ascribe for their success. While Kim and Kanye attempted to claim that Taylor did approve the words by exhausting sound recordings of conversations with Swift made by the couple without Swift’s knowledge, the whole shady proposal culminated up backfiring when the strip was outed as being edited. Swift continued to call out Kanye and Kim the best way she knew how, through her music. Her album, Reputation , em> were considered to be riddled with hurls of Kanye West and we can’t say we accuse her. This neverending feud takes the cake for most drawn-out celeb drama to date. Advertisement div > div > And while acts seem to have rectified down for the moment … b> div > You exactly never know when the drama will show itself next. Share this with the spectacular people in your life! 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[taylorswiftsthighs]

Why are people so butthurt over Taylor Swift covering a Earth, Wind & Fire song?

They gave her permission and their blessing to do so.

#taylor swift

[dinoalexander]

Your Moment of Zen: The Gourmet Academy’s Semi-Quotable 2017 Quotedown Quotetacular

We could go on about what happened this year, but we’d much rather get on with this so...

Ladies and gentlemen and multiforms across seven star systems, The Gourmet Academy’s World Famous Get Down Like a Hound Party ‘til You Puke Semi-Quotable 2017 Quotedown Quotetacular starts in 5... 4... 3... 2.... NOW!

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"Bye bye, 2016. Good. Riddance." -Clint

"If you try this at home... It's on you!" -Adam Savage

“So much was weird in 2017, but perhaps the weirdest was that people who nearly triggered a pizzeria gun massacre to stop imaginary child molesters rallied to support an actual child molester’s campaign for US Senate.” -David Frum

"My pending friend requests look like the lost fuckboy nation." -Leslie

“So a retired actuary from Texas thinks reality and talent shows are not game shows and calls us out for thinking they are and we're supposed to care?” -Gordon

"anybody punching down those that need a leg up are not worthy of your friendship, let alone mine." - Jordan Hass, 2017

"I expect that kind of joke from Jordan." -C to Q re: uncle jokes

“If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink wine, then you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends.” -Becca

“There’s this cat that weighs 18 pounds. I call her The New York Times, because she’s a grey lady and she’s always at my doorstep.” -Pranjal Vachaspati

“Just a little reminder to you: stop making excuses and start making moves.” -Josh

"... SEXUAL WHITE CHOCOLATE!" -Jerome, Straight No Chaser

"It's not a problem if you're winning right?" -G

"The rules in the Doctor Who universe are about as set in stone as a fart in the wind." -Jefferson

“This would be really nice comedown music... you know, if it weren’t for all the...sex.” -C, on Silk’s “If You (Lovin’ Me)”

"Thought I would try to fix this thing (a Virtual Boy) this afternoon. Turns out it's not broken, just a terrible game system." -Paul

"You want to hold hips like in middle school?" -Nikki

"THAT'S not awkward." -C

“Jack. Jack. King. Deuce. Fuck. These. Cards.” -Travis

"It touched the pickle juice." -Jenna

“I broke it. I had to fix it.” -Michael

“Let me do my job for 30 seconds.” -C

"I feel like my bed is taunting me for having responsibilities." -Aryn

“It’s like people who like Nickelback. They didn’t commit a crime, but you don’t trust their judgment.” -Andrew

"Jack! Caps lock!" -when an Achordants concert turns into an episode of "24"

Gordon: “You never argue with an idiot. They have far more experience.”

Jason: “True. But it felt good lol”

Gordon: “You're arguing with someone who has Joan Rivers as his main page and has an intro listed or being obsessed with poopies and kittens.”

Jason: “Ugh. What was i thinking lol”

Gordon Just trying to put things in perspective 😉”

Jason: “I know. Ty.”

"New year who dis?" -Emily Ann

“Wow! Fish AND meth!” -Karla, on Methodist church fish fries & incomplete signs

"It's the no-drama, no-butthurt weekend on WLTI-FM!" -Jason

"I'm no biologist, but has anyone tried pouring salt on Steve Bannon?" -a tweet Jennifer saw

"I want Mariah Carey to live through this year too. She makes me feel better about myself." -Jenni Leigh

“Raisin oatmeal cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues....” -Leslie

“As they say in hockey... Let’s do that hockey.” -Laszlo Holmes (Chance the Rapper)

"Did you stretch? Bring the Gatorade?" -Jay

"I stretched. I had my coffee. I prayed. I sacrificed a chicken. I'm ready." -C

“Panthro: Ah, so this is heaven. Sweet peaceful eternity of bliss!

Snarf: Hello, Panthro!

Panthro: Oh shit, I’m in hell!” -Kevin (RIP Earle Hyman)

“2016: All your favorite celebrities are dead. 2017: All your favorite celebrities are sexual harassers.” -Greg

“A person can be a PhD and be an SOB.” -C

"I smell weed! Who's not sharing? What an asshole!" -Christina

“You have a Christmas tree up? I hope you get raging diarrhea.” -Jordan

"The adulterer didn't have what it takes to do the job of a rapist? Sad." -Kevin

"It's a Saturday. After the Army got paid. And after the state got paid. And we're on the road. You do realize the hornet's nest we just kicked over, right?" -C

“I scream.

You scream.

The police get called.

It’s awkward.” -Brian

"Yesterday, I read that story that was going viral, and I was like "I've only had Jack in the Box tacos once and I don't remember them being that terrible." So I walked to Jack in the Box and ordered four of them. I'm sorry for doubting you, internet." -Nedeff

“In retrospect, at its heart, isn’t every Bond film a 2-hour long episode of Thunderbirds?” -C

“Yes, my record player is broken, I will smite all of my enemies.” -Aaron

“I just got slapped in the ass in the grocery store, but somehow I was the bitch in the scenario, because I have laser-like precision with a water bottle and I hit him right in the balls.” -Leslie

“What do you have to say for yourself... Bohemia?” -C

“All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names..... Used to.” -Claudia reimagining Rudolph.

“You got original sin right over here, Adam. Why don’t you take a bite out of THAT apple buddy? It’s Android or nothing for me, buddy!” -Q

"You're tired of hearing about the struggle? Consider yourself blessed, because I'm tired of living it." -C

“Your vagina will freeze. If you have balls, you will grow a vagina and it will freeze.” -Weather app

“If I can see any pie there’s not enough whipped cream on it.” -Selena

“PIT KARAOKE! TWO SINGERS ENTER, ONE SINGER LEAVES! We aren't sure what happens to the other singer yet.” -Paul

“I wasn’t being bad on purpose, it was an accident.” -Q

“My mouth may be a whore mouth, but it’s not lying." -Christina

“You know what’s good peeps? Ask me again in Easter and I’ll tell you.” -Jordan

“Yo mama so fat her Patronus is cake.” -Actual quiz name

“I'm pretty sure that how annoyed you are by the iPhone glitch is directly proportional to how much you talk about yourself.” -Lindsey

"I'm about to give you a list of reasons why Holden Caulfield was a little bitch." -C

“Marc Summers just said “Blow Job.” That’s a thing that happened. #OnYourMarc” -Travis

"I was just talking with one of my friends about what my autobiography would be titled. But evidently my first choice, "A Series of Unfortunate Events", is already taken. "How I Became Dreadfully Mediocre At a Sport for Washed-Up Athletes" is a close second." -Shannon

“Is Crystal cowering in front of a balloon?” -Jacqueline

“They’re playing Taylor Swift. Shut up!” -Q

“... goddamnit Jordan, what’s your name?” -C

“Just overheard a girl order a Bloody Mary when apple juice wasn’t available. This is similar to how I make most of my life decisions.” -Leslie

TO BE CONTINUED...