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#you ain't got to lie craig. you ain't got to lie
ororosmunroe · 6 months
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I think the only thing that has made me genuinely smile and laugh recently is finding out that Ororo is dating a nigga named Craig.
Like, whaaat?
Sure he's an astronaut and is probably really smart but the name Craig just tickles me for some reason.
Ororo and Craig...
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miyuhpapayuh · 8 months
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“Oh my god, I know it's been a week but where the hell have you been??” Nique asks Zora, right before jumping damn near on top of her outside of her apartment.
“Nique!” She laughs, catching her before they both hit the ground, all the while Leon's coming up with her suitcase, staring between the two like they were crazy.
“What—”
“Lank!” Nique squeals, smacking him up for all the days she wasn't able to. Just like a sister. He chuckles and swats at her, ultimately pulling her into a bear hug.
“Missed you short stuff!”
“Yeah, y'all just left us behind out here!” She laughs, following them into the apartment.
“It was only a week! You didn't miss us that much!” Zora laughs, leaning on her kitchen counter, while Leon plops down on the sofa.
“I did, too! Darnell missed Leon so damn much, he's been tearing my ear up about all the shit they used to get into in college— getting on my nerves, man!” She laughs, making them join in.
“Ah, he done told you about some wild ass shit ain't he?”
“Has he! What's up with y'all and streaking?!”
“I'm not even surprised,” Zora laughs, moving to take her suitcase into her room.
“Man, we was proud of them track bodies, girl! They was gon see us!” He animatedly yells.
“Oh my god,” Nique laughs, rolling her eyes. “How can I save Zora from the madness??”
“It's already too late!” She yells from her bedroom, making them snicker up a storm.
“Stop laughing Nique! It's too late for you, too!”
“Nah for real, y'all treatin’ each other nice?” Leon asks, first time he's asked about their relationship.
“Yeah, he's really a sweetheart. Might like his ass too much,” she laughs, “but that's my baby.”
“Aw, that's cute! I'm happy for y'all.”
“Thanks!”
“Nique, I need assistance right quick!” Zora hollers again, making Nique disappear down the hallway.
“Yes?”
“Are we having a sleepover tonight?”
“Uh, duh! I need to be caught up, cause Neoma told me some things about some things, and I gotta hear it from you to piece it all together.”
“Oh lord. This finna be a mess.”
“My favorite!”
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“Okay, spill!”
“So, before we went on this nice lil vacation, we ran into a little more bullshit. I'm assuming you heard about Craig and Eryn?”
“Have I? Eryn is ready to sink her teeth into that boy! I'm ready to do it for her, cause he knows he's wrong.”
“I agree! He definitely shoulda let them work that out, cause Eryn isn't a child anymore. I think that might've influenced his decision cause they've known her for so long— no excuse. She's grown now.”
“Yeah?? And I don't know how well the conversation between them went, but she still seems kinda sad about it all.”
“Really? I haven't talked to her since we left. But that's another thing! After Leon finds out about everything from Craig, he starts telling me about it, and I already kinda knew about it cause she sat down and told me, like a day or so before.”
“Oh no,” Nique says, shaking her head. “She got you all caught up in it, huh?”
“Yeah, but I'm not mad at her. She just needed advice. Leon did kinda blow up on me, though.”
“Huh??” Nique asks, damn near breaking her neck to look over at her.
“Yeah, he was feelin’ it that day, I don't know.” She shrugs.
“Zora, what do you mean he blew up on you? He yelled at you?”
“No, no. He cut me off while I was trying to talk to him about everything. He asked me if she ran it by me and I told him the truth cause I didn't wanna be in the middle, and he like hopped off the couch and I'm still telling him that I didn't wanna be in the middle cause now he's upset and he's saying that he ain't mad at me, but he also just pacing back and forth and I was kinda nervous, I ain't gon lie. And I'm just tryna reason with him and his fuse is really short, so he cut me off and shut the conversation down.” She sighs, eating another handful of popcorn.
“And then what happened??”
“Oh, he was definitely asking for forgiveness before leaving the crib, but I wasn't up for talking anymore. You don't cut me off and expect a conversation after that. Kissed his ass goodbye and he came to my job the next day with flowers and another apology. I think he almost cried tryna talk to me. Hell, I know I cried enough.” She laughs, while Nique is still staring at her.
“Do I need to kill him?”
“No,” she laughs again, reaching out to grab the hand that's closest to her. “He apologized. Several times. Took me home and made it up to me real nice. He's a good man, just has a temper problem.”
“Hm. I'll keep my guns near, just in case.”
“Lord. He knows not to test it. Trust.”
“Why? You tie him up when y'all got out to that cabin?”
“You're so nasty, no. I definitely taught him what patience is, cause he was killing my nerves.”
“How I'm nasty? I'm talking about straight torture shit! Shoulda muzzled his ass.” She huffs, but Zora shakes her head.
“You know I use my powers for good and not evil… anymore. He understood I wasn't playing. I promise you, he don't want whatever ill fate awaits him if he even thinks about it.”
“Okay, I'll let it go. This time.”
“Good, I'd hate for shorty and lank to call it quits!” She frowns, making Nique smile and shake her head.
“He better be glad I like him a lil bit, cause I'll still kill him. It just won't be as harsh as normal.” She shrugs.
“Girl, anyway. Back to Eryn. I hope she's okay. Maybe I'll call her in a few days.”
“Yeah, poor baby. I had to get your sister together a lil bit, too.”
“Oh no.”
“Oh yes. Done found a lil rockheaded boy to ride and now she lost her mind. Cause why was she bucking up at me cause I told her that she was wrong for giving him the okay to say shit to Leon?! Like I ain't wrong for saying that! Am I?”
“No. Absolutely not, she shouldn't have said anything to him but, “mind your business”, but you know how she is. Lovita is the same way. That older sister complex be havin’ them telling other people's kids what to do. Like how you giving him the go ahead??”
“That's what I tried to get her to make sense to me! Eryn wasn't mad at her, but I told her that she should be. Cause it's too many hands in this situation and she just an extra one that don't belong. Be a girlfriend, nothing more.”
“This really made you mad, huh?”
“Yes. Eryn is twenty five years old. She don't need nobody hovering over her back, snitching on her or whatever other stupid overstepping bullshit has been going on. We had a long heart to heart, cause I just feel like she's just been ridiculed by so many, she just needs some love.”
Zora nods, sighing deeply. “Yeah, I know that feeling. I feel for her, I do. But she did speak up for herself. Leon said she was not happy with him yelling at her, ‘cause she is fragile right now, and that's not the way you get your point across anyway.”
“Good for her! Lank and his friends need to get it together. Neoma needs to get it together before I knock her out.”
“Y'all still beefin’??”
“Nah, I'm just saying. I mean, she was mad as hell when I left but so the fuck what? I shoulda sat in her face while she was mad, but I had a nail appointment.” She raps, while Zora shakes her head, staring at her imaginary audience. “But she got over herself after a day or so. The three of us had lunch and shit like usual, she was fine.”
“Y'all are gonna give me gray hair.”
“Please, if all you have to do is hear about it, I think you'll be okay. Besides, you've been living your carefree life since that boy came into it, so I don't wanna hear it.”
Zora can't help but smile, knowing it was the truth. Besides the minor bump in the road, the last almost year of her life has been absolutely wonderful.
“It's about time, I say.”
“Here, here!” Nique faux toasts with a handful of popcorn.
“Stupid,” Zora laughs.
“And, you know this!”
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“Wow, I forgot how good you looked in your uniform.” Zora says, shamelessly gawking at Leon as he walks around his room to tidy up, before heading off to work.
He chuckles, feeling his face grow hot. “Alright now.”
“For real. I need to come watch you work out now, cause the way them arms are filling out that sweater..” she trails off, shaking her head.
He stops in front of her, beginning to put on a show and flex for her. She giggles, eating it up.
“You like that, huh?”
“Oh, please. Don't start!” She warns, laughing it off as best as she can.
“Don't be shy, baby!” He laughs, bringing his arms down anyway.
“Stop, before I keep you here.” She half jokes, and he can see the seriousness in her deep brown eyes.
“Hm.. I might just have to be a lil late today.” He replied, leaning in to kiss her, unbuttoning her nightshirt.
“Yeah?”
“Just a lil,” he repeats, laughing at himself.
She squeals in excitement, rushing to unbutton his jeans and yank them down with his briefs, moaning at the sight of his dick already hard and ready to go.
“See? This happens every day.” He stresses, stepping closer between her legs to rub against her, his hands at either side of her head.
Reaching between them, she wraps her hand around him, guiding him inside of her, looking up to see his mouth open, eyes stuck on her in pure lust.
“So fucking wet,” he mumbles, languidly stroking just to hear the way her slick smacked through the air. His head dipped down to give wet kisses to her breasts.
“That happens every day, too,” she softly laughs.
His thrusts turn curt, poking right at her gut, making her claw at his arms and chest through the thick material, her wild moans bouncing off the walls of his room.
“Unh! Fuck me, just like that!”
“Mhm, it feels good don't it?”
“Yes! Please don't stop! Please!”
“Shit… I ain't stoppin’ baby… make you cum right on this dick.”
Her fingers ball up the material of his shirt, quickly losing her sanity as he drives right into her spot, bringing them both closer to their peaks.
“You like that, huh?”
“Yes,” she whines, “fuckin’ hitting that spot, babyy!”
“Right here?”
“Yes, I'm so c-close!” She whines, pulling his face closer to hers as he cages her in, his scent evading her senses and vice versa.
“Cum with me,” he moans against her lips, gripping her hips tighter as she squeezes around him, giving him no choice but to give in to the sweet feeling.
“That was amazing,” she breathily laughs, smothering his lips with her own, much to his liking as he groans all into their liplock.
“I wanna be so much later now,” he chuckles, hissing as he slides out of her, still covered in her essence. Their breathing still ragged.
Zora licks her lips and gets on her knees on the bed, bending down to lick him clean. If he didn't have hearts for eyes already, they were definitely there now.
After sending him to work on a high he'd be on for a while, she went back to sleep for a few hours, woke back up and decided to channel her inner Leon and chef it up in his kitchen.
Her omelet was a success.
After a nice long hot shower and hygiene routine, she decided to get her mani/pedi redone. The color is orange.
Zora soon headed through the lounge with Leon's lunch in hand like always, loving the look on his face as he digs through the bag to see what she'd brought.
Today was a Cuban sandwich with fries, and he was more than delighted. “I've been craving one of these!”
“Yeah? I had one on my lunch break the other day, and it was so good! Had to get you one.”
“Thank you, baby.” He says with a kiss to her lips, as she sits down beside him.
“Welcome. How's your day been?”
“Great, actually. We got through most of our pallets already, so I might just get outta here early today.”
“Oh, I always love the sound of getting off work early! I hope you do make it home before six, today.”
"This morning gave me a lil extra motivation.” He nudges her with a smirk on his face, as she hides her own.
“Shut up,” she laughs as he wraps an arm around, pulling her closer to him. “But also, you're welcome.”
“Thank you sweet stuff. How's your day off been?” He asks, humming as he bites into his sandwich.
“Well, this morning was great,” she winks, making him chuckle. “But, I took a nap, got up and ate breakfast, then I went and got my toes done— they're orange like my nails, but my feet got cold so I had to put my socks back on. I'll show you later.” She smiles. “I've been laying around, other than that. It's too cold outside to be out there for too long.”
“What did you make?”
“An omelet. It was so good!” She smiles, making him mirror her in no time.
“Yeah?”
“Mhm. I gotta make you one. Use my secret ingredient.”
“Word? Let me find out you were a chef this whole time, Z.”
She laughs. “Oh come on, I'd never steal your lane. It's like a family secret but I add a lil sumn to mine. You'll love it, I promise.”
“I can't wait,” he fondly shakes his head, kissing her lips.
“Can't wait to see these cute ass toes either. Love ‘em.”
“You got a foot fetish?” She squints, to which he laughs.
“Zora, I've got a you fetish.”
“Oh my god,” she laughs to cover up the way she's just melted inside.
“Act like you ain't know,” he shakes his head, taking another couple bites of his sandwich.
“I don't wanna go back out in the cold. It's so bitter out there.” She says, looking out the big window in front of them.
“You ain't lying, babe. It's cold as fuck in the room we work in too. Metal insulation should've been installed a long time ago.”
“You need me to say something?” She asks, raising her brow.
“No, mama, I got it.” He snickers, kissing her forehead. 
“It better be in there by my next visit.” She firms, before leaning on him.
“They like yo pretty ass, ima tell ‘em so they can speed the process up.” He laughs.
“Whatever works, right?” She responds with a laugh of her own.
“Mmhm…whatchu feelin’ on me for, Jean?” He asks with a grin, already knowing what she was up to, rubbing on his knee, her hand casually sliding up.
“Ya know, just the sight of a hardworking man gets me going.”
“Yeah? Where's this hand of yours going?”
The way she licks her bottom lip, biting down on it before it escapes has him ready for whatever.
“I'll be waiting in the bathroom.” She says with a smile, before getting up from the table, leaving him dumbstruck.
She giggles before slipping into the employee bathroom, not having to wait long as he finally makes his way inside, locking the door behind himself.
“Hey.” She says, smirking as he walks them backwards into the counter, her body becoming flush with his, much to her liking.
“What's gotten into you, lately?” He playfully asks, rubbing her hips.
“I don't know, you said to ask for it any time I want it, but I think it's more fun this way.”
He chuckles, before spinning her backwards, her ass now pressed up against his crotch. She smirks at him through the mirror.
“How much time do we have?”
“Mm,” he shrugs. “A good ten minutes.”
“More than enough time.”
Her sweats and panties are pulled down, and he can't help but run his fingers through her slick folds, feeling how unbelievably wet she is.
“Fuck,” he mumbles before squatting down, stuffing his face in between her cheeks, burying his tongue in her.
Her hands find the countertop as she bites back her moans, rolling her hips against his face. He wildly licks her slit, before suckling her clit into his mouth.
“Please… that feels so good!” She quietly whines, reaching back to rub her fingers through his curls.
Her legs begin to shake as he wags his tongue against her, her grip on his hair tightening. Her soft panting is making him strain against his jeans.
“I'm g-gonna cum!” She whimpers, arching and gripping the back of his neck as she does just that, wetting up his nose and mouth with her juices.
He happily licked it up, standing up to yank his own bottoms down, groaning all in her ear as he stuffs himself inside of her, bottoming out. Her lips are pursed together tightly, thankfully muffling her gasp.
“Good ass pussy,” he lewdly moans.
Her eyes stay glued on their reflection, her mouth now agape as he taps that spot over and over again. The way she's squeezing around him feels heavenly.
“Fffuck,” she quietly moans, “hittin’ that fucking spot so good!”
“Yeah? This spot right here?” He taunts, smirking at the way her eyes rolled back, her lips sputtering out a yes.
One hand comes up to grip her neck, “say it again” spilling out of his mouth with a grunt.
“Yeah!— fuck, I'm c-cummin’!” She moans a bit louder than she meant to, quickly biting into her lip to muffle herself as her orgasm rushes through her. His strokes never cease.
“Mmhm, gimme that pussy,” he grunts, nearing his own peak as he gyrates into her, kissing the back of her neck.
“H-holy shit, babe,” she grits, biting down on her lip.
“So fucking close,” he grunts into her ear, digging a bit deeper inside.
She damn near draws blood from her lip by the time he's releasing inside of her, fingers bearing down on her hips, leaving bruises for her to admire later.
“You… are fucking incredible.” He rasps, as they laugh and catch their breaths.
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Eryn’s busy shuffling through the small crowd of people at the mall, when she bumps into a familiar face. Just the person she was hunting for, too.
“And, so we meet again.” Craig says, trying to hide the fact that he might have been laying low, afraid to face her.
She scoffs. “At least we see each other this time.”
“Baby E—”
“Nope.” She cuts him off. “That's the issue, right there. I'm not a baby, Craig. You can't keep doing this shit like I'm that same little girl you knew way back when!”
“Okay, okay, I hear you,” he holds his hands up in surrender. “I was in your business and I'm sorry.”
Eryn rolls her eyes before stepping around him, having no time for his tired apology. But he wasn't gonna stop, now that he'd started.
“Eryn, come on.” He says, walking after her.
“Nah, I'm cool. I don't have time for this.”
“For real? I'm tryna apologize to you—”
“Are you?” She stops and turns in his direction.
“Quit cuttin’ me off.”
“Stop saying stupid shit and maybe I'll refrain.” She spat, crossing her arms over her chest, making her many bracelets clink together.
He stares at her, holding his tongue because she was rightfully upset and now was not the time for banter.
“Look, I'm really sorry. I instantly regretted it after I said it. I even told him to relax on you cause maybe it wasn't as bad as I thought. I know I shouldn't have done it, regardless. It's not my business.”
“No. It's not your business.” She frowns. “Had that man yelling at me like he'd lost his mind. I should kick your ass.”
“I know, I ain't mean to unleash all of that.”
She sucks her teeth. “Yeah, whatever. You wanted him to yell at me like he always does. That shit funny to you or something?”
“No!”
“Hm. Well, are we done here?” She asks.
“Uh yeah.. I guess? I don't think ima say anything to make you not mad at me.”
“No, you're not. Thanks for the apology, though. Just stay out of my business. I'm not your little sister.” She reminds him, before walking away.
“Damn.” Craig sadly mumbles before walking away with a hung head.
Her phone rings and she answers it with a bright smile. “Hey B, wassup?”
“I know you just left, but damn I miss you girl.” 
“Is that right? Maybe I'll swing back that way.”
“Yeah, why don't you do that. I got sumn for you when you get here.”
“If it's dick, you can keep it Brandon.” She laughs, and so does he.
“Come on, it's not like that. I actually got you something.”
“Mmhm, I'm on my way.”
Right after her heart to heart with Leon, she had a separate one with Brandon, in which she admitted her feelings and told him that they would unfortunately have to go their separate ways, to which he did not agree.
He had also developed a crush on her, in the time they had reconnected, and he wasn't gonna deny it just because his ex-best friend happened to be her brother.
He assured her that they would just have to talk it out. Said he was going to reach out to him personally, which she agreed and suggested that he should've done that in the first place, to which he agreed and apologized.
She was ready to face the music a second time, when the time came of course. But for right now, she was going to enjoy herself.
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“I haven't been home before six in so long,” Leon groans into the pillow, while Zora is perched on his lower back as she rubs her hands up and down his sore muscles.
“Getting off early is the best feeling, ain't it!” She laughs, moving up to his shoulder, rubbing his tense spots.
“Why are you so tense, baby?”
“I think I pulled something earlier,” he shrugs, instantly regretting it. Zora shakes her head like he can see her.
“Okay, relax..” she moves off of him, “sit up so I can get that knot out.”
“Yes ma'am.”
Moving behind his seated body, the natural heat between her thighs is warming his bare back. Her fingers relocate the knot in his left shoulder, working to relieve pressure.
His head lolls forward, his hands rubbing the sides of her thighs as she works her magic.
“Damn, that feels good.” He mumbles, eyes closed.
She smiles, dipping down to kiss the back of his neck. He was in pure bliss as her other hand reached for his other shoulder, kneading his skin like precious dough.
“What's the real reason why you're tense, Avery.” Zora asks again.
He sighs. “I don't know, I just feel like something’s going on.”
Her brows furrow. “With what or who?”
“Eryn.”
“Oh.”
“I know she's not a baby and she makes her own decisions. I just feel like… I don't know, I just don't like it.” He sighs again.
“Listen, baby. I know she's your sister and this isn't the ideal situation for either of you I'm sure, but she's gonna have to learn some things on her own. You can only guide her so much. You're only gonna give yourself a headache, worrying about that. I'm sure that if anything is going on, she'll tell you about it, just like she was about to the last time. Let her.”
“I hear you.”
“I'm serious, Avery.”
“I'll let her come to me. I hear you.” He repeats, turning his head to look back at her.
“Don't make me fight you.” She half jokes, mushing his head back in the other direction.
“Fight me naked?”
“That's our type of fight ain't it?” She snickers.
“Huh, you right.” He nods.
“Duh!” She replies without missing a beat, making him suck his teeth and laugh.
“Alright, you're kink free up here now. Please be more careful at work!” She scolds, still rubbing his left shoulder.
“I will, I promise. Now come lay with me.” He says, moving onto his back, and pulling her right down on top of him.
The covers fall over them as they snuggle up and rub their feet together. The heat was blasting through the vents, warming their cold bones right up.
“You think I need a space heater?” He asks, flipping through the channels.
“You be that cold at night?” She asks, drawing imaginary patterns on his right arm, already dozing off.
“Sometimes, yeah. I sleep with socks on like an old man, babe.” He stresses, making her tiredly laugh at him.
“Yeah, I'll get you one, then.”
“Oh, you don't have to do that.” He assures her.
“I want to. Don't fight me on it.” She playfully smacks his cheek, before sliding up to stuff her face into his neck, sighing contentedly.
“You comfy?” He asks, arms draped around her waist, rubbing circles into her hips as he begins to doze off, himself.
“So comfy.” She responds, before going super quiet, and ultimately falling asleep to his scent and the lull of his heartbeat.
Sometime later, after coming back from the bathroom, Leon slides back under the covers and kisses Zora’s forehead, softly laughing at her still being asleep.
Mindlessly scrolling through his phone, his eyes dart up to read the incoming message from Instagram. It was Brandon and he was ready to talk.
Tapping the message before it disappears, he taps across the screen and sends a message back, letting him know he was on his way.
“Z, baby,” he leans over to press kisses to her face, watching her stir slightly and reach out for him with her eyes still closed.
“I gotta head out real quick, baby.”
“Hm,” she stretches, rubbing her face, “where you goin’?”
“Gonna go chat with Brandon.” He simply says, making her eyes finally pop open.
“Before you start scolding me,” he continues, “I'm not gonna beat him up or yell or any of that. I'm going to hear him out, for real.”
She stares at him for a few seconds, before nodding and rubbing her eyes again. She was adorable when she'd just woken up from a nap.
“Okay, be careful. Where are you meeting him?” She asks.
“His crib.” He answers, still hovered over her.
“Okay. Call me when you get there.”
“Yes ma'am. I love you.”
“I love you more.”
It's finna get juicy!
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It's Kind of a Funny Story by Ned Vinnizi (8)
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One of the points I docked from this, making it an eight, got docked because I'm not a huge fan of the trans girl getting blatantly disrespected half the time (even though she's portrayed better than I expected). After she's defined as a sex addict, even though she's a very pleasant character, but I feel like the book overly focuses on her male features, with over characters pointing out stuff like her genitals and adam's apple, and the main character making it very clear that he was attracted to her before finding out that she's trans, and intern feeling slightly disgusted by her now.
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Also, I feel like Craig is a little too sex-brained for my liking, but then again, I'm no fan of sexual characters/horny characters as a whole. I get he's a teenage boy and the author is likely writing off of feelings he had at that age, but come on man. When it comes to, hell, any non-erotica I've read, this is the most graphic out of all of them. Craig has me somewhat creeped out. On the other hand, I like that the book touches on the societal stigma of being mentally ill and what it feels like to actually... be mentally ill pretty accurately, with Craig's friends being unnecessarily but openly cruel, and the thoughts echoed in his head, resemble mine (I have what Craig has.) Shit, I ain't gonna lie and say the book was very sensitive or touching, but it was a decent read.
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baddiebless How you gon' neglect this? You is just a hot mess. You can call Tyrone, you ain't gots to lie, Craig.
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Ship Aesthetics - Wood & Houston
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hyperlove777 · 3 years
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You ain't got to lie Craig! You ain't got to lie!!!
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baddiebless · 3 years
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baddiebless How you gon' neglect this? You is just a hot mess. You can call Tyrone, you ain't gots to lie, Craig.
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send 🍰 to make pumpkin pie with my muse (or any other “fall-themed” food) - (because Wood will purposely make a mess of her with flour or whatever just so he can clean her off. :/)
halloween/fall rp prompts!
         He had got it in her hair, now Houston already told Wood before they even started making pie that if he got her hair a mess she was going to stab him with a stake knife. She was standing in the kitchen and crossing her arms over her chest while he was coming up with reasons why they were cool, they were playing "around" and they were until he got some of the pie mix into her hair--she recently bleched. ❝Uh-uh, you trynna come up wit' dem sorry ass excuses on why I shouldn't lay yo ass out right now Wood.❞ Houston pursed her lips, turning her back to him and leaning forward to bat out some flour off of her hair. ❝I told yo ass not to get it in my hair!❞
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✤ + Wood & Houston
send me ✤ + a ship and i’ll tell you…
who said i love you first?Wood, just so he can tap that ass. Houston probably meant it though when she returned the gesture.
who laughs when the other trips?I don't think either does, they take stuff like that seriously, getting embarrassed. That hurts their reputation nobody has time for that.
who pays the bills?  Houston because what does Wood look like handling money?
which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays?Houston because she LOVES Christmas and Thanksgiving in America----any reason to spend time with family and cook. (Also spoil the two men in her life.)
who’s more clumsy?Neither, they have grace they've got soul.
who checks their daily horoscope?Houston, she always tells Wood her horoscope while he showers and she's sitting in the bathroom painting her toenails.
who sings louder in the car?Houston, the girl can sing okay.
who leaves the cap off the toothpaste?Wood, he's a man it's a given.
who is more up to date in pop culture? Both, they talk a lot about music and stupid drama going on in the world. Like when Rob Kardashian went on a rampage about Blac Chynna, Wood and Houston lost it.
who insists on going to see the newest movies?Neither, they don't give a fuck about movies.
who cries when the abused animal commercials come on?Houston because she's so dramatic.
who’s the lighter sleeper? Wood. Once Houston is out she's OUT.
who believes in ghosts?Houston.
who does the grocery shopping? Both, she wants to know what Wood wants to eat for dinners and he probably pays to make her feel like a cute ass housewife with a suga daddy.
who updates their facebook status more often?Both, but it's mostly them sending public snaps bitching about each other. Houston posting Instagram photos talking shit, or being sexy. Wood bitching about dudes all up in Houston's DMs and so on...
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Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.[1:25AM SMS » ‘biig diiq daddy’]: daddy watchu doiin?[1:25AM SMS » ‘biig diiq daddy’]: a biitch got her haiir done n shiit n you nowhere 2 be found liike whats good?
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Joi & Craig aka Wood & Houston
💕 Send me a ship and I’ll tell you the first 5 things that come to mind when I think about it 💕
1. Swisher Sweets2. Cocoa Butter Lotion3. The Players Club on Blu-ray4. Keith Sweat5. 911 on speed dial
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