#you know what fuck it i'm tagging all you asshats lol

[golbrocklovely]

I don't really care that people miss jake and Corey, snc wouldn't have done anything interesting with these 2 bc they acted too childish and investigated nothing whilst with them

i don't get how anyone could miss jake and corey from snc's investigations. sure, from their daily videos or whatever, yeah. that dynamic that they all had together was untouched. comedy gold most times. but paranormal wise? absolutely not.

jake doesn't believe, and personally has gotten weirder and weirder (but not in a fun quirky way, more like in a side-eye type of way) as time has gone on. and corey... is elton's lap dog. so, even if he wanted to do videos with snc, which they both should want that since overnight isn't exactly getting crazy views and snc literally just hit 8 mil subs, elton would never allow it.

speaking of elton, bc i've been holding onto this since last night and i just gotta bitch for two seconds: on snc's subreddit someone asked why ppl don't like elton, and someone literally gave their recount of going to see elton and corey's tour and elton making snide remarks about snc............. mind you this tour just ended. so elton, even after all this time, IS STILL BITCHING ABOUT SNC.

if this man doesn't grow up and get a hobby. i swear to god.

also god knows elton is going around to these places that he's investigating first and badmouth snc. i just know he is. i don't need proof that that's not happening.

#ask #personal #you know what fuck it i'm tagging all you asshats lol #elton castee #jake webber #corey scherer

[eveandtheturtles]

I saw that you wanted Donnie requests and I have so many ideas! First one of my SFW ideas I want is a general headcanon of Donnie with a s/o (any pronouns are fine) who is kinda chaotic and hyper but is a sweetheart and loves hearing him infodump about his projects (even though they don’t even know what he’s talking about) Sorry if that’s a strange ask 😅💜

Fear not! I heard weirder lol (not this fandom tho, y'all guys so nice). I love chaotic characters. In fact my own oc I ship with him is chaotic lol but this isn't about her. Here I will use they/them as gender neutral option but honestly yeah can be replaced with any pronoun! @littlebeanprotector

Chaotic S/O and Infodumping Donnie

The s/o and Donnie are a match in chaotic energy. Whenever there was a crazy prank going on it was these two usually behind it but Donnie has a much calmer energy to him than them.

List of things that happened (pulling in effect the other 3 brothers + Casey and sometimes April) California Reaper Pepper challenge, the googly eyes in unexpected places prank, cling wrap Mikey and Raph challenge that got mixed with a 100 layers challenge and most importantly - crazy pizza toppings.

Now with Donnie, the s/o heard from April that he used to infodump a lot in the past but brothers generally either were escaping or (*coughRaphcough*) let him know nobody fucking knows what he is on about, which is rather discouraging so over the years Donnie learned how to "contain" himself around other people.

He's not shy it would most likely be an annoyed huff through his nose and pressing his lips together.

The s/o noticed a couple times that when certain topics are mentioned Donnie perks up and it definitely seems he wants to say something but it quickly dies down and he merely nods along with a frown.

Whenever Donnie would start Infodumping and the brothers would groan the s/o would yell "Shut up! I want to hear this you asshats!!"

Another tactic was blowing up a kazoo whenever Raph would try and interject.

It was a surprise to everyone bc whenever they were at the lair they bounced all over the place, only matching Mikey in the amount of excess energy, so they thought you also would find Donnie lecture time boring.

But no. It was surprisingly soothing.

It took a lot of poking and prodding and gentle encouragement to finally have him talk.

And boy does he talk and the things he knows! He is a walking breathing encyclopedia on certain issues.

The first time he let go the s/o sat there with open mouth. Granted a lot of it went over their head. But what was important was

Donnie's face just lit up. As he spoke he got more and more animated. His hands moving with his mouth to even bouncing on his feet. And then-

"Oh, sorry, I hope I'm not boring you..." He asked suddenly dimming down, shy.

That broke their heart a little. "No! Please keep talking I love listening to you! I love your voice and gosh you know so much!"

That helped him relax and breathe out.

They weren't lying about loving his voice. Whenever their brain would refuse to calm down but you needed to chill you'd go to Donnie to listen to him talk.

Sometimes that was how they'd fall asleep, curled up in his lap.

Now the s/o could say:

XD hope you liked that!!

Tag list!

@turtle-babe83 @madammuffins @thelaundrybitch @pheradream15 @sharpwindow @dilucsflame33

Anyone who wants in or out of it let me know. Also if you got prompts requests! I'm open!

[attapullman]

My dearest Mo, thank you as always for letting me drop this stuff in your inbox, I'm super glad it cheers you up and hopefully these ones will do the same (lol).

-"Mating season" for the boys usually happens anywhere from Feb. 14th to March 31st and you bet your ass they get super territorial. Rhett and Kayce always have to go to the pharmacy to buy extra condoms and constantly drill it into the guys heads to "wrap it before ya'll tap it!". Luckily they don't have to spend an obscene amount of money since Foster and his boyfriend usually pick up that bill (lol).

-Speaking of which, one poor little freshman pledge had never been with a girl before and was a little scared to admit it in front of his big brothers. Rhett and Kayce felt kinda bad so they gathered up any pledges who had never been with a girl before and hauled out "The Official Delta Tau Sex Manual For Pledges" and this thing was as triple X rated as you could get!!! Each of the brothers had written a chapter in there on various sexual acts, what to do, how to perform and what to do in an emergency and my God did it serve the pledges well.

-If anything, the boys are absolutely TERRIFIED to leave a freshly baked apple pie laying around. Even when they all go home for Thanksgiving, Rhett kinda cringes whenever you see Royal or Cecelia taking the apple pie outta the oven (lol).

-Mating season is also at the height of spring break. The entirety of Delta Tau as well as the Phi Gamma sorority joined you guys down in Islamorada, Florida for spring break and was also forever immortalized as "Florida Fuckfest" because of how much fucking occurred on the beaches for those two weeks. It ended with you, Rhett, the other brothers and the sisters having to all go to one of the local diners on the beach for a hangover breakfast and Bloody Marys.

-You guys even got to stay at the house that Foster and his boyfriend had been renovating for a while. The place was already done but had no furniture so you guys decided to christen the house Delta Tau style by throwing a rager complete with glow sticks, glow in the dark body paint and a ton of swimming off the dock that stuck out into the ocean. The very next morning, you, Rhett and Kayce opened up the grill and an avalanche of beer cans and red solo cups came spilling out. Foster had to double check the toilet tank and sure enough some alien asshat had stashed full beer cans in there (lol).

Mo-Mo, I'm seriously lovin Frat!Rhett and I'm glad you're lovin it too. If you have any ideas and wanna share'em too, my box is always open and any kinda Frat!Rhett stuff that's written down the road, I'll be sure to tag you in it (lol).

THE DETAIL IN THIS!!! THE WAY I CAN SEE ALL OF IT!!!

I need to know about the apple pie. I need it more than any other basic human need - I need to know. But also poor dudes walking into a bakery!

I'm dropping something special into your inbox later tonight - a little frat!Rhett/Delta Tau special just for you! Your thoughts forever keep me entertained, your brain is incredible!

Everyone give Mary all the hugs and love for how well we are fed!!

#letters to mo #auroralightsthesky 🪩 #frat!rhett abbott

[riality-check]

WIP Word Search!

I got tagged in this a bunch of times, so I'm making this post a bunch of times! Sorry in advance for the spam lol

Words from @stevethehairington (thanks for the tag!): care, freckle, expect, long, sweet

Care (from cowboys part 3)

“Damn,” Steve says. He thinks back to his seventeen year old self and thanks whatever higher power exists that he was at least smart enough to use a condom in high school. Seventeen year old Steve was an entitled asshat. There was no way he would have been able to take care of a kid.

Freckle (from spiderpool au)

It's not his proudest moment, but the only thing Steve can think to respond with in his worried state is, “I'm not a fucking Girl Scout!” He hears laughter from the other side of the door, then a lock clicks open. The door opens a fraction, and all Steve can catch is bright red hair and half of a freckled face. “I mean, I wouldn't know,” the face - girl? - says. “You could be a very masculine Girl Scout.”

Expect (from grishaverse au)

“What are you thinking about?” he asks. “Murder,” she replies. He snorts. “I feel like I should have expected that.”

Long (from Orpheus & Psyche - yes, that's intentional - WIP)

Steve hops over a particularly large cluster of vines and tugs his bandana up back over his nose, for it slipped down. “It’s been a week, up there. How long has it been for you?” He hears the landing, the heavy landing of Eddie’s feet as he apparently hops the vines in the same way Steve did. “Long,” Eddie says. “Real long.”

Sweet (also from Orpheus & Psyche)

“No,” Steve says. “I just think that much syrup makes it too sweet.” “No such thing,” Eddie says instantly, and Steve smiles. He sounds good. Like the Eddie Steve barely knew - knows. It’s incredible. How the hell is he still alive? How is he still functional?

No pressure tagging: @hexiewrites, @harmonictechnicality, @mixsethaddams, @fruityfourgalore, @eiddets, and whoever else wants to!

Your words are: think, baby, hum, beautiful, and silence. Have fun!!

#tag games

[tiredassmage]

oc tag game

Tagged by @commander-krios <3

Favorite OC - Asked like this is even a question Tyr. I think it's very obvious if you spend a few minutes here that he is definitively the favorite child lmaooo.

Newest OC - Mmmm, toss-up between Satia and Alucren, about a week apart according to my screens' timestamp. Probably Satia, in essence, because Alucren technically existed before his current physical form finally settled, but Satia is new from the ground up. She's about to be a month old tomorrow, actually, lol!

Oldest OC (Not age-wise, the length you've had them) - Astor, or Astserses as he's known in the Star War. Ouughhh, he's been around since... 2015??? Fuck. He was originally just a fantasy genre oc and I have toted him to pretty much every fandom I have been in ever since.

Meanest OC - Len. Dickhead. Genuinely a mostly irredeemable asshat because he chooses to be.

Softest OC - Mmmm... Toss-up between... XIV Astor, Astserses (Astor but SW, essentially), and... maybe Cinaed?

Most Aloof/Standoffish - Shay (XIV) is obstinate on purpose and does this even with people who have unlocked his friendship path.

Dumbest (Affectionate) OC - Leo. Oh, Leo. (Affectionate)

Smartest OC - Mmfh. Satia has probably been through the most Learning, but I'd kind of argue Tyr. His entire life has essentially been based off of his observational learning skills and he is So Vigilant all the time because he has to be, so he's become very good at always poking and prodding for the new need-to-know.

Horniest OC - Honest to the Light, I am starting to believe it's Satia, for fuck's sake woman, stop collecting men like pokeman. Honorable mention to Theo (my XIV rogue) who is a walking Vine and probably has the actual unabashedly dirtiest mind that he is more than willing to unleash upon the universe.

OC You'd Bang - Okay, I am ace, so like, what I want is just like. someone to cuddle me on the couch and maybe play with my hair, tbh, bUT. hrhglglglk I feel like it'd be a crime not to say Tyr because like ANYTHING for you, Cipher Nine, sir, I'm so unwell about him and he's so, so handsome, fuck. Uhm. But also XIV Astor. I know he'd give really good hugs and he makes really, really good tea and he'd just take good care of me. Similarly I think hugging Cin would be so warm and so good so also that.

OC You'd Be Best Friends With In IRL - XIV Astor. We'd be sending animal pics to each other constantly for real.

I shall tag auuhhhh @fatewalker-phoenix @ffxivbabey @captainderyn uhh uhhh my friends with multiple ocs my brain is BLANKING but uhm. do it if u think it'd be fun, tagging u in spirit.

#tag games #dot talk

[compassionatereminders]

just got some disgusting blog recommended to me bc they were in the schizophrenia tag which is someone who works in the psych system breaking the code thats all hi this is confidential bc theyre all "LOL LOOK AT WHAT THIS DUMBASS SAID THIS IS SO FUNNY LOL LETS MAKE FUN OF ND PEOPLE!!" (its shitmypsychpatientssay) and I'm so fucking just angry rn just what the fuck I fucking hope they never get to work with nd people again! like idc if they dont post the names of the ppl lmao thats still wrong :/

Oh my god that is straight out terrible - like what an absolute asshat, honestly! Regular people making fun of our psychosis and judging us for it is bad enough by itself - but knowing that there are PROFESSIONALS out there who are running BLOGS dedicated to MAKING FUN OF the SICK people they’re BEING PAID TO HELP really makes me lose hope in humanity. I’m so sorry you had to come across something like that - and I’m so sorry for everyone in the psych system who have been forced to work with this asshole or someone else like them. We all deserve so much better.

#medical abuse tw #ableism tw #caps tw #anon #chat with kat