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Hi big fan could you write an imagine for phantom blood dio with an anemic reader ^_^

PB!Dio Brando with an anemic S/O

tags: angst, hurt, comfort, empowerment

You met him when he took over your village. He had killed countless in gruesome ways. He didn't just drink from them, but instead, since he was recently graduated, he wanted to put on his studies for good use.

He captured the villagers and made them increasingly complex questions about hypothetical legal situations. All of them were loopholes he loved exploring. The people were relieved when they were killed.

Or so you heard. What mattered was that you were being brought to him by two zombies. They forcibly shove you into kneeling. He was comfortly manspreading, several books around him.

"Well, well, well, what do we have here? A precious little dolly is before me" he says, his voice so sweet and deadly. He flips around some pages and makes several noises of delight as he reads, kicking his legs too. He's a bookaholic.

"Tell me, little lamb, would you instantly believe the accused if they made an insanity claim, without a psychological exam before?"

You start breathing really hard. Everything pointed out to yes, because who would plead insanity? But then your quick mind realises that that was the very own situation he planned to put you through.

"You have to doubt it. If there's no concrete proof, it's possible the accused is lying, or being forced to claim it. They might even be buying time with the evaluation so their lawyer can come up with a better defense"

He closes his book, eyes shinning. "Excellent answer. Now tell me, how much time would the acussed buy with that move? And what are the legal processes you should do in the meantime?"

Sweat begins pouring down your temples. How could you know that, you were a Victorian commoner?!

"Don't know it, huh? Come here, read this bit to get a hint"

But you didn't stand up.

"Hohoh, so you aren't standing up"

"No..." you admit. He gets up and angrily stalks towards you but you finish your sentence. "I don't think I can. I'm anemic"

Dio was flabbergasted. He had never met an anemic person before.

I, the writer, want to assure you this sadistic serial killer is open minded, so I begin describing what is like to be anemic and how he reacts to it, in a way that you, who is anemic because you requested what an anemic person would, find condensending. I'll doxx you and send my followers against you if you criticize me btw 💜

"I see. But blood types don't matter to me. Every mortal is a blood bag at the end of the day"

"Yeah!" you cheer, feeling accepted. But you lose your balance.

Dio quickly catches you in his arms and looks at your dizzy face.

You were so fragile in his arms. He has never felt this way before.

"So you lack iron in your blood?" (see how much research I did? 😤). He carried you away, bridalstyle.

He gently laid you on his bed, and a flinch of fondness goes through his eyes. No! Dio Brando has great plans and he has to carry them through! He can't feel... things for this feeble mortal.

He brings every piece of metal jewelry he has and starts putting it on you. By the time you realize you had several rings in each finger, at least 20 rosaries, several metal objects just put on you like they were coins and you a cornerstore cat, and a crown. You have never had so much luxury.

He lifts you up again, his big male shoujo eyes looking at you. "Better now, pet?"

You bring him in for a kiss. He corresponds.

"This is lovely, but you aren't thinking this will put iron back in my blood right? Can you bring me some lentils please?"

Dio is heartbroken. "No, no, of course I knew that" He was a lawyer, not a biologist for fuck's sake. "Foolish mortal!"

He drinks from you, angrily. No one humiliates Dio Brando!

But he has to quickly set you down. Now he is the one on the floor, coughing, spitting your blood out and overall suffering.

Could this be-?

"It was you, y/n" he exclaims. "You were the Phantom Blood!"

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