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#kingdom hearts

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Now That’s What I Call Sylvix: a playlist of all songs used as a title for every #sylvix otp:true Ao3 fic

hi everyone. i am ashamed to share my latest post-work project.

this playlist is DUBIOUSLY CHRONOLOGICAL. i sorted by ‘last updated’ instead of ‘last published’. i realized this too late and did not go back. i also had to add some songs from authors in chunks because they regretfully did not put song titles in the notes so i had to beg.

my decision tree to find songs. i was as thorough as my motivation allowed. things got tedious in the last 20 pages but one thing about me is i always finish what i start (i don’t.)

MOST POPULAR ARTISTS:

miss swift and madam florence were choking eachother out, but blondie came in clutch. hozier and mitski were smoking menthols in the corner. you guys are real weird about the mountain goats.

SONGS THAT SPOTIFY REALLY WANTS TO CONTRIBUTE:

SONGS THAT WERE USED FOR TWO FICS:

the only fic used more than twice is tis the season by taylor swift. this was during chrismastime.

BONUS STAT: GREATEST STREAK:

one thing i learned from this is that the otp:true clause excludes fics if they have platonic pairings (&) in addition to the single romantic(/) one. as a result most of my fics are not in this playlist lmao. so if yours is missing this may be why

please don’t freak out when you get to the christmas songs. many of you didn’t specify the artist for your christmas fics so i took cocomelon related liberties.

special thanks to the homies for the support as i made this

#amazing

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Garfield by Jim Davis for Mon, 19 Jun 2023

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#homestuck #me and my roommate

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I know we all roast the Disney direct-to-video sequels but at least those were new stories which required some semblance of creativity on the part of the filmmakers, however half-assed they ended up being. Now they’re remaking movies that came out literally five minutes ago.

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if you think about it, every time we tranquilize animals to transport them safely to another place, we are the sleep paralysis demon

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Why aren't we talking about him

#omfg

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first day as a second century warlord i have my men tie branches to their horses’ tails to stir up dust and make it look like there’s a lot of us but i forget it just rained so there isn’t any dust and the enemy can clearly see there’s like twenty of us all spread out in a line

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all this time

(HAPPY VELARYONTINES DAY @qhorinhalfhand ily)

#hot dragon

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#this makes me lose my shit #omfg

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#filter by wordcount #i want to see the absolute longest thing #and if i find one i like. im gonna read it #and then i never read anything again

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ur the best lookin guy here!!! dance with me??

#final fantasy 8

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Happy Kairi day

#kingdom hearts #kairi

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Cooking With Tumblr: "Why Are We Here? Just to Suffer?" Edition

Tumblr, I come to you as a woman on the verge of fulfilling her destiny. Thanks to a viral poll by @relientk, the newest meme on Tumblr is vanilla extract, specifically the act of using too much of it. Pure vanilla extract is, of course, expensive and also strong in small amounts. Who among us has that much vanilla extract on hand and is foolish enough to attempt this?

Me.

For personal reasons, I have a lot of vanilla extract in my apartment. It was here before the meme, and it will be here after. I had all the ingredients for the horrible poll cake except for milk, so I went out and bought some milk. It is three in the morning and very cold outside. Why am I doing this now instead of waiting for the poll to finish? Two reasons: the first being how fickle the internet in burning through memes, and the second being that five days gives my better judgement enough time to convince me not to do this.

Will God stop my sinful hands before the cake makes it into the oven? Let's find out!

#vanilla extract

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xion roxas rin len

#kingdom hearts #roxas #xion

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*[elevator bell dings]*

#severance