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#my first stuffed animal was pooh bear

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objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

#RATTLE EM BOYS

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objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

#wiggle wiggle wiggle

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My dear friend Jonathan Harker is going to embark on his first work trip in 6 days. I hope it goes well!

#dracula daily #YAY

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familiar places x

#hs

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#why are they so shirtless

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katara is one of those impossibly cool people who “has a guy” for everything. like run into any sort of problem and she’s just like “hang on i gotchu. just contact this number and they’ll know what to do.” but half the time that guy is just sokka

#atla

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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It’s a lovely day in Johto, and you are a horrible lugia.

#Pokemon

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Wahoo

#WAHOO

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in bed absolutely fucked up on pillow and blanky

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‘MEMENTO MORI’ - carved pearl, New York, 2023 by (IG) @shinji_nakaba .

#art #aesthetic

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Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.

Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"

#pokemon

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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

#the only cure for passive aggression

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had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"