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Angus: The birds, the nest made of twigs. I am the egg. The chick in the egg, for I am still in the nest.

Magnus: What?

Angus: My dad said I'm too young to go to the arcade on my own :/

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Magnus: There will come a moment when you have a chance to show it. To do the right thing.

Taako: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

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Taako: This is your weirdest plan yet.

Magnus: Weirder than snail armor?

Angus: Snails already have armor.

Magnus: Then why do they keep getting squished?!

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Kravitz: Anyway wyd

Taako: I’m breaking up with you is what I’m doing.

Kravitz: Nah.

Taako: You can’t “nah” me!

Taako: How does it feel to not have a boyfriend anymore?

Kravitz: I wouldn’t know.

Taako: LET ME BREAK UP WITH YOU.

Kravitz: Nah.

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Magnus: I wasn’t injured. I was lightly stabbed.

Merle: You were stabbed??

Magnus: LIGHTLY stabbed. I didn’t want to worry you.

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Lucretia: I don’t understand how the Hunger is stronger than ever when we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened.

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Lucretia: I don’t understand how the Hunger is stronger than ever when we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened.

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Magnus: This plan seems complicated.

Davenport: To be fair, you once said that about oranges.

Magnus: They don’t make any sense! Apples, you eat their clothes, but oranges you don’t?

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Taako: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Kravitz: Really? Name one law.

Taako: [pauses] Don’t kill people?

Kravitz: ...That’s on me. I set the bar too low.

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Kravitz, standing on a table: I am Death, I will smite those who refuse to meet my demands!

Taako: You aren’t getting any more coffee, babe.

Kravitz: THIS MEANS WAR!

Taako: You’ve had four cups in twenty minutes!

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Roswell: What are you doing?

Taako: Offering moral support.

Roswell: You have morals?

Taako: I support those who do.

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Taako: [banging a pen on the table out of frustration]

Magnus: Stop that! How would you feel if I banged you on the table?

Taako: I-

Taako: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

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Taako: I’m invoking the “No Judgments” clause of our relationship.

Lup: My God, what have you done?

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Lup: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Davenport: It’s called arson, and those people are witnesses.

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Taako: Ch’boy’s not depressed. I just feel like I’m in a thick, dark fog, and everyone disappoints me and nothing works out, and what’s the point of anything anyway? And before you ask, it’s not because I’m not sleeping, okay? ‘Cause I’m getting 14 hours of sleep a night.

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Taako: I have no fears.

Lup: What if you woke up one day and I was taller than you?

Taako: I have one fear.

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Magnus: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Taako: You’re a hazard to society.

Merle: And a coward! Do twenty!

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