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thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

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The Dyke Project manifesto printed on the back of estradiol and testogel boxes

#fave

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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my union is organized via discord server 😑

workers of the world, @here

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feeling like a hideous creature. #hideouscreature

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so sad that people got sick of "doomed by the narrative" and decided it was cringe, because fate and free will in fiction has been a major interest of mine for like eight years, but alas so it goes. anything that gets popular is destined to become reviled in short order. it's like some sort of unstoppable, uncompassionate, avaricious cycle of rising and falling and rising again. like whatever happens, no matter the intentions, it will always result in the same tragic ending. you could almost say it was d

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im like if a poet or perhaps another writer of some sort never wrote anything

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oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast

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do you like yaoi yeah we like yaoi do you like yuri yeah we like yuri do you like frnech toast yeah we like french toast

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mosh pits are like inner child therapy for people who were once autistic kids that always got in trouble for not keeping their hands to themselves

#homegrown

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cis people wouldnt know a joke if it got out of a bus and started hitting them

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Jesse I have to sell you to one direction

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You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

#disco elysium

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Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit

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i can always tell when that pro-palestine post is getting spread again by the number of people in my mentions detailing all the ways they want hamas to kill me <3

edit: this is about a pro-palestine post that i made. because i am pro-palestine. for some reason zionists keep liking this post and i need to make it clear that i am not a zionist and have absolutely zero respect for zionism. if you are a zionist consider playing in traffic xoxo

#also accusing me of faking being a jew #i dont regret that post at all but also. it is not lost on me that a lot of people are probably more willing to listen to a white jew #idk #homegrown #antisemitism tw

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we have the same name if we had a little swapsies in the middle. high five… i hope u have a good day

hell yeah, same age and pronouns too. we're like two offbrand cereals manufactured identically before being placed into two differently colored boxes with different generic names <3

#i hope you have a wonderful day as well #ya-el is such a lovely name #ask