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Well, now you've done it. You started thinking deeply about what the social and political infrastructures of your imagined world would have to look like for that weird porn scenario you came up with to make sense, thereby establishing a very specific set of mental associations, and now reading about residential zoning laws gives you a boner.

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That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

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had a dream where i logged in to ao3 and saw this

so i'm manifesting it for every author who sees this

likes charge reblogs cast, rb to wish kudos and comments upon your favorite fics

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Yu-Gi-Oh Singapore dub

#can yall shut up about 4kids now #yugioh dm

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Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.

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People sorting ao3 solely by stats and only clicking on fics with a certain amount of kudos or comments, you will not survive the winter, nor the summer, nor at all, *brings out knife,* run

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Not my dumbass revisiting and watching 5ds to reignite my love for Aki.... Have some weird sketches lol. Love, Love, LOVE her aesthetic.

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Just so you all realize and see it in action:

This fic was finished in 2015 and the author hadn't had a comment since 2016. They appreciated the comment even though it was just emoji hearts, they were happy and surprised to receive love on their older fic.

Don't stop commenting just because it's an old piece or because you think you can't come up with something smart, witty or thoughtful to say.

Just say anything. Just put an emoji. Just let them know you appreciate their work.

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It can very well be a situation where they can’t just remove themselves. Like if you spent the past hour shopping and have a cart of $200 worth of groceries for the next two weeks (including icecream and other frozen stuff), you’re finally in line to check out, you still have to make dinner when you get home, and then your kid’s throwing a tantrum for candy, you can’t just drop your cart to deal with it. Tantrums can take a while to quiet down. And giving in to quiet them is great for everyone else, but will make your life harder in the long run. Best course is to ignore them for now, either they tire themselves out when they see the tantrum won’t get them anywhere or you deal with it once you get everything in the car.

Fuck parents who let their kids scream and cry in public, crowded places. This little kid was screaming and crying because his mom wouldn't get him candy and she just scrolled on her phone, not even acknowledging him and me and all my coworkers were so annoyed, so were other customers.

Posted by admin Rodney.

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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

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#higurashi

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This Tweet was too good I had to repost it

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"Go to hell" is basic. "Hope your favourite anime movie sequel gets cancelled after seven years in production AND getting an animated teaser." is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happened.

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part 2 of my experiment: what english-speaking country are you from, what region and what do you call the following images? if you don't know what the first image is please try to guess i'd love to see it

#usa #south jersey #first two are biscuits #shortbread cookies #next two are cookies #english muffin #muffin #jello #jam

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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this