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Maybe I’ll be active here after s3 comes out

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*careful poke*

*smacks with stick*

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*poke*

*pokes back*

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for being so nice and cute, copy this to ten other bloggers that you think are wonderful. keep the game going and make others feel beautiful ! 💘💝💖💗💓💞💕

Wow this was in my asks from September lmao, thanks for this :))

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Find it so crazy how I disappear for a long period of time and this account still gets likes and recognition, anyway it’s summer holidays so imma probably be a bit more active if anyway wants to do anything I’m totally down :)

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Bitches be crying over the sparrow academy rip me

#ooc post #ooc #the sparrow academy #the umbrella academy

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Might disappear until s3 might just come on occasionally but if anyone wants to talk add my discord bc I love making friends

#ooc #ooc post

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The Hargreeves Siblings: *talking about something serious*

Klaus: i don't know if this helps, but i found a few chips on the floor

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Diego: Put yourself together!

Klaus: Well, it wouldn't be an irrational fear if I could just put myself together, would it?

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The Umbrella Academy As Random Gifs

Luther

Diego

Allison

Klaus

Five

Ben

Vanya

Lila

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Klaus: My new motto in life is going to be ‘but did you die?’

Late for work: but did you die? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Panic attack in public: but did you die? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Attempted murder: but did you die? 🤷🏻‍♀️

And on my tombstone it will say ‘I did actually’

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luther: can you explain how you two got arrested?

klaus: i have no idea, we didnt do anything wrong

ben: we got pulled over, the officer said "papers" and this idiot said "scissors" and drove off

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Five: I heard a shocking rumor that-

Klaus: Only 1?...I’ve started at least 11

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Vanya: Don't mess with the occult!

Klaus: But i thought it was good for you

Allison: what?

Klaus: You know, good for your digestive system

Ben: That's Yakult

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klaus: how do you like your coffee?

five: as dark and bitter as my soul.

klaus: one white chocolate mocha coming right up

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Diego: you ok man?

Klaus: *lying on the floor* no, I'm dying

Five: *thrusting a shovel at Klaus* well then go be productive and start digging your grave!

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Klaus: my cooking is so fabulous, even the smoke alarm cheers me on!