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starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

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literally going insane over the fact that so many companies refuse to send rejection emails like it’s disgraceful tbh. you put so much time and effort into putting together an application and they can’t even be bothered tell you via some measly automated message that you didn’t get the job. you’re expected to just infer

#!!!

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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

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Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

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Since coyotes come in so many different colours thought it’d be fun to do a post showing some of the variety. Don’t know the exact name of all the colours so some are just guesses (@blackbackedjackal​ feel free to correct me on any of these!) Some of these colours are natural and others may be the result of hybridisation with domestic dogs and/or wolves. 

Albino.

Leucistic (white). Photo by Alissa Legenza Fredricks

Leucistic (piebald). Photo by Kevin Lynch || CC BY 4.0

Erythristic.

Erythristic/leucistic (blonde). Photo by Barbara Charlton || CC BY-NC 4.0

Erythristic (red). Photo by naturegirl99 || CC BY-NC 4.0

Erythristic (red sable). Photo by Bruce B Missen || CC BY-NC 4.0

Tan. Photo by Henry || CC BY 2.0

Dark tan. Photo by Noam Markus || CC BY-NC 4.0

Light grey. Photo by drifter235 || CC BY-NC 4.0

Grey. Photo by Bridget Spencer || CC BY-NC 4.0

Dark grey/sable. Photo by Brett Hillman || CC BY-NC 4.0

Sable with a black mask. Photo by Sharon Lane

Agouti. Photo by daisygo || CC BY-NC 4.0

Brindle. Photo by lindaloren || CC BY-NC 4.0

Melanistic (tan with a black saddle).

Melanistic (black and tan). Photo by Kevin Krebs || CC BY 4.0

Melanistic (silver). Photo by kenolthuis

Melanistic (black). Photo by cbaron || CC BY-NC 4.0

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actually your characters should be pure wish fulfillment and your writing should be entirely self indulgent and it should all be very, incredibly, undeniably horny.

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narratively I am a fan of romances that don’t ever actually become romances

I don’t mean in an aromantic life partner way, I mean romantic tension that is never resolved or acted upon for whatever reason but by the end it’s clear that both characters experienced the love of their lives without ever acknowledging it as such. but they know. they know.

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fun fact about aging: you don’t perceive yourself as being older but you perceive young people as being younger. today I was in a zoom meeting with a bunch of young men and I kept thinking ‘who put beards on these children’.

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“son” said flirtatiously…….. “bud” with hunger…… “kid” and their eyes go dark……… good shit

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Cubsitting

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I make art about grief again

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Girls who wear cute underwear specifically for you deserve to be eaten out like they’re your last meal on death row

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I’m thinking about a dirtbag Allison. I just think she would be neat. Like what if she just went the burnout route after All That. I think she should have an apartment with no curtains or bed frame but a collection of compound bows worth thousands. She hasn’t washed her bras in a month but she also doesn’t really care because her cage-free titties are getting her laid. She keeps borrowing money from Scott because Scott’s the only one dumb enough to believe she’ll pay him back. She’s extremely competent at fucking and monster hunting and absolutely nothing else. She steals Stiles’s weed literally every time she’s in his house. I am rotating her in my mind.

#allison argent #teen wolf #this gives me stumptown vibes #(rip Stumptown - you were cancelled too soon 😔)