teresaanneharper

[teresaanneharper]

Excuse me. [She moves to leave]

So, this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere….

#so I'm gonna play it like she overheard and was like: nope I'm not here for this #fp:serena2 #serena

[teresaanneharper]

[Confused] Okay?

Oh god, have you seen my— Wait, you’re someone else. 

#fp:cheshire1 #cheshire

[teresaanneharper]

I-- That's-- Um--.

So I just have one question...

Does my butt look good in these pants?

#fp:kayden1 #kayden

[teresaanneharper]

You'll regret it if you don't. Long periods of rest make it difficult to return to a studious mindset.

I should probably take summer classes… naaah.

#fp:lottie2 #lottie

[teresaanneharper]

No thank you. I don't do that.

Ohmmmmm, damn that’s good. Alright, its your turn.

#fp:eoghan1 #eoghan

[teresaanneharper]

Because it's rude and aggressive. Both of which I don't take kindly too. Do you hear me?

And why should I?

#fp:hudson1 #hudson

[teresaanneharper]

Are you alright?

Nothing like having to stop a bar brawl fight.

#fp:charlie1 #charlie

[teresaanneharper]

I'll have to decline. I've had a lesson or two on identity theft. Besides, I have no plans to become famous.

I’m going to need everyone’s signatures in case any of you become famous. That way I can sell them on ebay and never have to get a real job. 

#fp:serena1 #serena

[teresaanneharper]

No, I didn't. So refrain from using that tone of voice with me.

Did you not hear me? I said move out of my way! 

#fp:hudson1 #hudson

[teresaanneharper]

[Walks by and eyes the cookies] You should practice some self restraint. The more you do, the easier it gets.

Every time I think I’ve had enough cookies, I eat another one. It’d speed up the process of getting fat and dying early if I just shot the sugar in these things directly in my veins.

#fp:lottie1 #lottie #I'm going to assume their in the dinner hall? Is that a thing?

[teresaanneharper]

That's an invasion of privacy. You should submit that to the lost and found.

I found this cell phone in the lobby. Lucky me, I managed to guess the password correctly and go through the pics. And, whoever’s dick this is— good for you.

#fp:bethany1 #bethany

[teresaanneharper]

PT is always at 5 AM.If anything, it's a bit late.

"It’s way too early to be that sweaty."

#fp:jude1 #jude

[teresaanneharper]

[Frowns and smells herself] I'm sorry. [She attempts to move past him]

He walks past her, shaking his nose. “You stink.” he laughed. “I’m Graysen.”

#fp:graysen1 #graysen

[teresaanneharper]

It's only a light drizzle. Nothing to fret about.

She smiles and rolls back onto her feet. I guess it’s r-r-raining outside? 

#fp:dove1 #dove

[teresaanneharper]

[Nods politely] It's a pleasure to meet you. My name is Teresa. And you are?

Oh, brilliant! I am as well.

#fp:cara1 #cara

[teresaanneharper]

I'm a student at UW. [She continues to fiddle with her appearance].

Do you live here? I don’t think I’d seen you around before.

#fp:cara1 #cara

[teresaanneharper]

[Holds up a hand to steady Dove] It's alright.

Dove bumps into her in the hallway as she returns from some early morning ballet practice. Oh, I’m so s-s-s-sorry!

#fp:dove1 #dove