worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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i just remembered my favourite fucking tweet
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yummy chocolate
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kind of jealous of swifties. wish i could be satisfied with so little
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MY PARENTS ARE TAKING ME TO DASHCON AS MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT! AHHH
*loudly sings it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas*
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does anyone feel the layer of plexiglass between themselves and the rest of the world or is that just a me thing
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70′s & 80′s Local Television “Technical Difficulties” Station IDs/Bumpers
1. WPTF-TV, Durham/Raleigh/Fayetteville, North Carolina, 80′s
2. WTTW-TV, Chicago, Illinois, 1981
3. WPXI-TV, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, 1986
4. WGN-TV, Chicago, Illinois, 70′s
5. WZTV-TV, Nashville, Tennessee, 1977
6. WXNE-TV, Boston, Massachusetts, 1986
7. KYW-TV, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, 1977
8. WGN-TV, Chicago, Illinois, 1983
9. WNEV-TV, Boston, Massachusetts, 1984
10. KMGH-TV, Denver, Colorado, 1981
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If i was a gay male whenever my girl friends come down the stairs in a gown id say oh my goddess in the softest voice you can imagine and itll light up their day and make all of us squee but im a woman whos attracted to women so ill just build them a chair or whatever im supposed to do. #BUTCHES WHO SQUEE
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smoking off and jerking weed thats the stuff i lovely need !
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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I just think more hairy fat men and even hairless fat men just fat men in general should be wearing less clothing in the summer to give the people who work hard every day a treat to get them through their shift like fuck the people who think its weird seeing an overhanging belly in a crop top
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i just think we should sexualize fat men more
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do you ever not write for so long that you’re almost afraid to? like what if I’m dumb now
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adult hood is just
*buys a half gallon of milk* *uses it all within a few days* *decided to buy a gallon of milk to not run out before next shopping trip* *uses a teaspoon of milk that week and it goes bad somehow* *buys a quart of milk instead so it won’t go bad* *uses it in one day* *buys a quart and a half gallon of milk because the gallon was too much but the half gallon was not enough* *only uses the half gallon* *gives up on milk for a few days in general* *buys a gallon of milk again just to tempt fate* *somehow uses all of it without realizing and then has to eat sad cereal with like the 5 drops of remaining milk*
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my beautiful wife Prev Tags is back. btw. she's in the meatball menu they put her in the meatballs.
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