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why are negative qualities given female names? debbie downer. negative nancy. chatty kathy. take your sayings with female-coded names and swap them. donnie downer. negative neil. chatty charlie.

#racist ralph was a really good movie #disney right?

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nah how's whatever it is you're doing lately?

proserpiiina replied to your post “I’m so sorry.”

There’s so much to be sorry for.

not really?

#proserpiiina

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dunno, ain't been there

proserpiiina replied to your post “I’m so sorry.”

There’s so much to be sorry for.

not really?

#proserpiiina

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proserpiiina replied to your post “I'm so sorry.”

There's so much to be sorry for.

not really?

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I'm so sorry.

don’t be, nothing to be sorry for

#proserpiiina

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Anne Hathaway lip syncs wrecking ball by Miley Cyrus

#nocturne dreams

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boy am i the poster girl for some suburban sickness better keep a healthy distance

☆ ☆ ☆

#she used to be my girlfriend #somehow that was a thing that happened

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for someone who is fully content hanging out alone I have a huge want of being someone’s most favorite person in their life. 

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#angryinternnoises

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Protect platonic male/female friendships at all costs.

Write them. Read about them. Demand them. Decide the Harry and Sally law of “all male/female friendships will become romantic” is a bunch of bull and kick it to the curb.

Screw the guy getting with his girl best friend being the end of every romantic comedy. Have the guy go to his friend for advice. Have the girl tell him when he fucks up. Have them sitting on the porch when the sun sets, talking about their day. Have them hug and laugh, and shout for joy, and never feel pressured to bring them in for that expected kiss.

Not all soulmates are romantic. We should stop acting like it.

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i'll try not to

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post

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Time for like ten shots in a row lmao.

that sure is a lot of shots

Yeah well sometimes things happen and anxiety occurs.

#angryinternnoises #thanks

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um

thatguyatralphs

replied to your

post

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Time for like ten shots in a row lmao.

that sure is a lot of shots

Yeah well sometimes things happen and anxiety occurs.

#angryinternnoises #hi marce i love you too

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yeah :\

thatguyatralphs replied to your post:Time for like ten shots in a row lmao.

that sure is a lot of shots

Yeah well sometimes things happen and anxiety occurs.

#angryinternnoises

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ikilledalaska:

nochte:

WHAT IS THIS

what in the devil’s name…

#the fuccons!

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i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

#bird farmer #i can't stop giggling

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#me

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counting ghost

wont tell me what it is counting

#what are you counting marce