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What can I do for you? Wait. Allow me to rephrase. What can I do to most quickly get rid of you?

Haymitch (to Katniss)

#source: dresden files #incorrect quotes #haymitch abernathy #katniss everdeen

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We are so awesomely in love. I would totally hate us if I didn’t know us.

Finnick (to Annie)

#source: glee #incorrect quotes #finnick odair #annie cresta #ship: odesta

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Finnick: Careful is my middle name. Right after Suave and Daring. Katniss: Do you even know what you’re saying half the time?

#source: the lunar chronicles #incorrect quotes #katniss everdeen #finnick odair

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It’s fun to be married. I’ve never been supervised before. Now I’m supervised. Peeta studies what I do. Like an anthropologist. He’ll be like, “Sometimes, she will watch a movie on TV even though she already owns that movie on DVD. Pointing this out to her confuses and upsets her.”

Katniss Everdeen

#source: comedian #source: john mulaney #incorrect quotes #katniss everdeen #ship: everlark

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Hey, here’s a little friendly advice from me to you: if this were a battlefield, you’d be dead.

Boggs (to Katniss)

#source: the legend of zelda twilight princess #incorrect quotes #boggs #katniss everdeen

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Venia: You ever think- Octavia: No, and you can't make me.

#source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #venia #octavia

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Cinna: You wash your clothes in bubble bath? Haymitch: Eh, bubble bath, clothes soap, same thing. Cinna: ...no, it's not.

#source: parks and rec #incorrect quotes #cinna #haymitch abernathy

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Effie: I hate to say "I told you so"- Haymitch: No, you don't. You would marry "I told you so" and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

#source: blackish #incorrect quotes #effie trinket #haymitch abernathy

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I think it's time to stop villainizing the witch from Hänsel and Gretel. Some kids ate her house. She gets to eat them. It was a fair deal.

Enobaria

#source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #enobaria

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[Finnick is hungover] Mags: You look like a corpse that was pulled out of the sea. Finnick: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who OD'd in his own pool.

#source: brooklyn nine nine #incorrect quotes #mags #finnick odair

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Haymitch: How was I? Effie: Scattered. Annoying. Alternating between genius and bad puns. Haymitch: Business as usual, then.

#source: the librarians #incorrect quotes #haymitch abernathy #effie trinket

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Katniss: I’m not sure about this. Coin: Listen, have I ever put you in an unsafe situation? Katniss: All the time! Coin: Then you should be used to it!

#source: scorpion #incorrect quotes #katniss everdeen #alma coin

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Effie: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory? Peeta: No, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory”.

#source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #effie trinket #peeta mellark

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You know how when a girl sleeps with a lot of guys, right, and people call her a slut? Then a guy does the same... and they call him gay?

Gloss

#source: meme #incorrect quotes #gloss

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Peeta: I mean come on, let’s just hug it out. Come on, hug it out. [the whole team hugs] Effie: Alright, who took my wallet? Haymitch: Sorry.

#source: the wizards of waverly place #incorrect quotes #peeta mellark #effie trinket #haymitch abernathy

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Finnick: Wait, who's you best friend? Johanna: You are. Finnick: I know. I just wanted to hear it.

#source: scrubs #incorrect quotes #finnick odair #johanna mason

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Katniss: I'm sorry for all the stuff I said. Haymitch: And for punching me in the face, right? Katniss: No, you definitely deserved that.

#source: the 100 #incorrect quotes #katniss everdeen #haymitch abernathy