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I’m God’s weakest twink

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Who’s ready to be my Marceline? 👀💖 Hair is @limecrimemakeup ‘s unicorn hair in the shade Bubblegum rose 🥰 https://www.instagram.com/p/CqUOK2vMKao/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Happy birthday to the sweetest most precious Angel. I can’t believe it’s already been two years, it feels like yesterday and yet like I’ve known you my whole life. Happy birthday Bmo, thank you for choosing me as your momma 💜 Swipe to see his baby pictures, and some of my favorite recent ones. 🥰#birthday #aries #dog #puppy #chihuahua https://www.instagram.com/p/CqG_zzgMKjF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#birthday #aries #dog #puppy #chihuahua

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Happy birthday to the sweetest most precious Angel. I can’t believe it’s already been two years, it feels like yesterday and yet like I’ve known you my whole life. Happy birthday Bmo, thank you for choosing me as your momma 💜 Swipe to see his baby pictures, and some of my favorite recent ones. 🥰#birthday #aries #dog #puppy #chihuahua https://www.instagram.com/p/CqG_zzgMKjF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#birthday #aries #dog #puppy #chihuahua

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Happy birthday to the sweetest most precious Angel. I can’t believe it’s already been two years, it feels like yesterday and yet like I’ve known you my whole life. Happy birthday Bmo, thank you for choosing me as your momma 💜 Swipe to see his baby pictures, and some of my favorite recent ones. 🥰#birthday #aries #dog #puppy #chihuahua https://www.instagram.com/p/CqG_zzgMKjF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#birthday #aries #dog #puppy #chihuahua

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Happy birthday to the sweetest most precious Angel. I can’t believe it’s already been two years, it feels like yesterday and yet like I’ve known you my whole life. Happy birthday Bmo, thank you for choosing me as your momma 💜 Swipe to see his baby pictures, and some of my favorite recent ones. 🥰#birthday #aries #dog #puppy #chihuahua https://www.instagram.com/p/CqG_zzgMKjF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#birthday #aries #dog #puppy #chihuahua

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Lightning fast reflexes

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Petting the hands of an otter

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“She’s only brave when the cat’s not looking at her…”

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I wonder if they have to drag him on a leash like a worm

Am I the good boy? Really??

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watched wicked for the first time since i was 8 and now i’m physically stronger and can lift cars and buildings

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Mutuals please be aware I am walking between your desks and dropping lolly pops and small cards in your cardboard mailboxes as I go around

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You may find yourself drawing Kermit memes at 2am, and think to yourself how did I get here?

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Stop to smell the roses. #4biddenknowledge rp @donnyarcade

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Me and my imaginary husband lived the life in one of these. Great first home for any couple. 10/10

u don’t touch this bitch for one (1) day and the spiders start living lavish

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listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival