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Gonna see how well I keep up with this blog from now till around start of June. Testing season has started for me

#going to try and use cue but even then I’ll probably be dead on here #that is not how you spell it #*queue #the purple painter #behind the purple curtains

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god I fucking love strawberries

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I sentence you to thinking about dragons for 10 billion year

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The San Francisco Examiner, California, February 25, 1935

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Hi, I'm curious... why do you put the image descriptions in the main text body, rather than using the ALT text within the picture?

I talked to @describe-things about adding image descriptions to my reblogs, and was informed ALT text isn’t always accessible due to tumblr glitching and changing at times, thus people who need image descriptions can’t always use it. So I just add it to main text.

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hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

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Stretching isn’t enough I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos

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I regret to inform you that Discord's new Terms of Service includes an arbitration clause. You can find it here https://discord.com/terms/#16. This clause includes an opt-out, which I have transcribed here:

You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to [email protected] within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them.

These clauses are underhanded ways that corporations seek to deprive you of your right to participate in class-action lawsuits and your right to a jury trial. (This does only apply to us users ,other people still spread the word though )

#reblogging to boost for attention #the purple painter #behind the purple curtains #discord

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it's 2024 and people are still accidentally deleting their ENTIRE tumblr accounts while trying to remove a sideblog, so... a PSA.

do not "delete" the sideblog. you have to change the "members" (admins/mods) of the sideblog to zero.

you can either do this by removing yourself from the list of members, or if you want to be extra safe you can add a burner account (ACCOUNT. NOT SIDEBLOG) as one or the members and THEN remove yourself

or, to be even safer, just set the sideblog to "password protected" - which means that no one can view it.

this website is made out of duct tape and it is very likely that if you try to delete a sideblog, you will delete everything.

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I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over

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I’ve always loved blackout poetry, I had to make some in high school one time and we were given a Harry Potter chapter which I thought was a weird source but it was still fun seeing new words created from words like sandwich, magic, rubber and nebula. Like that one Simpsons ‘Do It For Her’ meme but better.

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My family has started calling my cat "the beast" which is very funny considering she's a 19yo arthritic old lady who needs help up and down the stairs. Not to mention she doesn't really meow any more, just sits and stares at you, and im the only one who can reliably guess what she wants, so my parents are constantly messaging me "The beast awakens... I know not what she desires 😥😥" i feel like the chosen prophet of an eldritch god

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You know, as the concept of “zombifying fungi” becomes more and more popular, I notice it still referred to everywhere as like a “brain parasite.” So I guess a lot of people overlooked or forgot how in 2019 it was discovered that cordyceps and other similar fungal parasites leave the brain and nervous system completely untouched. They only control the muscles. They use chemical signals to make the muscles flex in real time where they want to go :)

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Imagine how much scarier zombie movies would be if the zombies smiled when they saw you because they were excited to finally eat. Imagine walking into a building to go and find shelter, scavenge, whatever, and you shine your flashlight into a room only to find several zombies idling there. Your light catches their eyes and they turn to look at you, their expressions desolate and empty. However, the moment they spot you, their open mouths turn to wide uncontrollable smiles and their eyes disappear into slits. They almost look friendly. Maybe even some of them manage to laugh instead of groan. How would you feel after months and months of losing people you know to smiling hoards? How would you feel after every encounter with a joyful zombie leaves you shaken and tired and fearful? How would you feel after hearing the sounds of laughter mixed in with the sounds of screaming and flesh being torn? After everything, what would your brain's wiring process do to you when you see a friend smile? Would you hate smiling? Would you feel rage? Would your brain devolve back into a time where showing one's teeth always meant a threat? What would you do if the joy of the human race was now only kept by the dead

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I’m going through my drafts (I have around 250ish or so posts there) and I swear I’ve already purpled and posted some of these posts…don’t know if that’s normal of tumblr or I’m remembering wrong

#also I’m going to try scheduling them this week hoping they don’t mess it up #the purple painter #behind the purple curtains

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hiiiiii just wanted to tell you that my room is very purple and I thought you’d appreciate that little factoid!!

if you wanna purple something you can purple my art blog @starlight-scribbles (I give you full permission to post small screenshots of my art, it’s funny), but you don’t hafta!

Awesomee

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Purple this

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