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A man named "Billy William" requested to follow me on insta
His. His full name. His full name is WILLIAM WILLIAM
What were his parents thinking
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Hey The can I borrow our braincell this Friday? I need to beat someone at Mafia
Yeah....
Well.....Did you win?
No, even our combined braincell wasn't enough
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@usegravyasaweapon
I am the dwarf I speak for the shorties, insult us and I shall bite thy's knees!
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Hi, Clair. I’d like to come in and talk with you. Would that be all right?
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all Bucky wanted to do was get some more tea and now this. Thanks a lot, Sam. You had to fuckin’ tell him, you ass.
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Things I Found On Pinterest
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*you feel 4 sets of hands patting your lil head*
@kydrakinetic @usegravyasaweapon @pretty-ugly-visitors
New tag game! Tag someone to give them a head pat, a hug, and a tray of freshly baked cookies.
I’ll start!
@chirons-tail-curlers @blog-of-stuff-i-guess @justagenderfluidstuff @justmemyselfandthefridge @dudewhy3 @258anime @fangirl-from-outer-space @trashcan-dwelling-theatre-nerd @shinypenguinpizza @hawaiianpurplewolf @abla-soso @satan-incarnate-666
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Bye bye Mrs. American Pie....
*thick russian accent* drove my chevy to the levy but the levy was dryy
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Excelsior
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-all the love, red
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me: hello darkness my old friend
darkness: do i know u
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Me: gets on here for the first time in a bit
A notification from 2 days ago: WASSSUPPPP
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Guys please reply to this with what your url means or references I’m really curious
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*gives you a massive fucking hug just for existing because you're amazing*
*gives you a bigger one and signals to the others to join in*
*Awkwardly joins in*
*joins in because you deserve all the love*
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lol is y’all dead
It is quite possible
Perhaps I am alive and dead at the same time
Shroedinger's The
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