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I HAVE MORE LORE!!!!!

So people might be asking "BUT THE SILENT-JUDGE! How did your Deputy make friends with the Seeds??"

Spite. And taking things literally

Dep and Nick Rye were having a friendly chat as usual (imo theyre close but just like- besties? If that makes sense?) and Nick just jokes 'Maybe if you just gave them Seeds a solid firm handshake they'll leave us alone!"

And Rook took that *literally*. Not a person had a thought of it until when she came up to Nick's doorstep with a battered but otherwise still breathing John Seed

I can't draw yet, but I do have some stuff about my Deputy oc :0

-Her name is Em/Emma B. These are nicknames, however. The only one within Hope County that knows her actual full name is Whitehorse, just for the sheer fact that he is the head of the Sheriff Department and is thus her boss. Of all the nicknames provided by Hope County, she likes Rook the most.

-Raised in a small Colorado mountain town as a child. A bad fight with her parents as a teenager made her leave home. Was aimless for a couple of years before taking a job as a farm hand in a farm near Hope County. After seeing and hearing about the cult + John buying out the farm she worked for, she quickly joined the Sheriff's Department as an impulse to attempt to help with the cult

-Youngest member of the Hope County Sheriff's department by a sheer year or two. Took the role of 'department baby' right out of Pratt's hands. Can't imagine he took this too well but it's not like he's gonna tell anyone

-4 foot 11. Yes. She is tiny as hell. Makes the saying 'the smaller you are, the closer you are to hell' a scientific fact with her sheer existence however

-She has short, red hair that is too curly and fluffy to really style too much. Large, bright 'yellow' eyes (she claims they're amber. It's more of a light, warm brown tone. Think honey).

-The worst impulse control known to man. Roads? Roads do not exist. People will see her burst through the forests on a out of control ATV and watch as she crashes into 27 rocks and 58 trees while somehow miraculously surviving.

-Secretly loves the cult's music. She can, will, and has listened to it in any way she can if a radio is present in the vehicle she uses. If someone gets in the car with her, usually the moment she turns it on, they're blasted with 'OH LORD! THIS EARTH WAS MADE FOR US!!' before she will violently and quickly turn it off. There is but a moment of silence before she just "....That was a hack- Wow, Ok, this is so rude of the peggies to just hack into my radio like that, can you believe that-?? I know rude and the fact that they literally hacked my car radio to play that song is- wow! Wooow-"

-Of course, no one believes her. Do they speak of it? Course not.

I have a mini AU where instead of killing the Seeds, the deputy simply slaps a 'Junior Sheriff' sticker on their chests and drags them off to have them help beat Joseph and unfuck the messes they all made! Here's some fun bits on this with dear ol Em!

-John was the first one she dragged along. He hated it, but it wasn't like he was going to miss up on an opportunity to skip out on death. Tried to use the flimsily holographic sticker as a way to get what he wants. That was shot down fast.

-Faith was next. She was less aggressive than John about it, as with the traumas and manipulation of the cult, she was more than happy to help a cause that would take them down entirely. It just took a near death experience to turn her views around. She was the quickest to befriend for this reason for Em.

-Jacob was the epitome of 'Why is it in a cage? Because it growled at me...' arguably the hardest to get to be compliant. Thankfully a bit more relaxed due to the fact his little brother John was present, but it wasn't enough for a small while. During this time of "taming the beast", Em found that he takes wolf documentaries like a baby takes sensory videos. Will stare mindlessly at the phone for hours.

-Upon any of the resistance members questioning Em on her inclusion of the Seeds of all people in their fight, she simply says "We're with the IRS!". This tends to just confuse them enough to keep them quiet.

Im half asleep lmao

#far cry 5 deputy #far cry 5 #far cry #far cry oc #far cry fandom #far cry 5 rook #far cry 5 rookie #cmon fuck you its funny #can you just imagine how fucking funny that would be #Hudson: rook are you fucking insane he tried to kill us #rook: Ah hes FINE look he only bites SOMETIMES but Im working on it

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The deps and their sheriff being the silliest guys ever (Fuck Nancy, made this last week, funniest thing I've ever done)

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Can you imagine how funny it would be if everyone thought the deputy was mute or nonverbal, but in fact they're crazy quiet and probably told one or two people their actual name and one day someone like, I dunno, lemme use someone as an example lets use Nick Rye, so imagine in Fall's End hes trying to get the deputy's attention and just "Hey, (deputy's name)!" And the deputy, of course hearing their name, immediately looks over and everyone who witnessed this has to wonder what's crazier: Nick really just naming The Junior Deputy like a dog out of nowhere or the fact The Junior Deputy RESPONDED TO IT

#far cry 5 #far cry fandom #far cry #far cry 5 deputy #nick rye #come on itd be fucking hilarious

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Only Wolf / Choreography

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Was trying to write something for a writing contest for extra cash. Turns out the "free contest" costs $13 a month to enter. So now I'm gonna post it here soon since it was a thinly veiled Far Cry 5 story in the perspective of the Junior Deputy :)

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Average shenanigans with Deputy Em and the Seeds /lh

Disclaimer: None of the stuff in this video is mine. It is a funny Capcut template, a goofy tiktok audio, free pfps from Ubisoft Club, and a cute drawing done by my wonderful finace. "Deputy Em" is my Far Cry OC/Rook-sona!

#far cry 5 #far cry fandom #far cry #jacob seed #far cry 5 deputy #fc5 #fc5 deputy #faith seed #far cry 5 oc #far cry oc #far cry 5 rookie #far cry 5 rook #the junior deputy #deputy em #this was so halfassed its not funny #ill get actual art out sooner or later I promise

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Deputy: Sometimes, I feel something crawl over me at night...

Jacob: It's the consequences of your actions.

Joseph: The guilt that comes with your choices?

Faith: Past trauma-?

John: Oops, that's me! Sometimes, I sneak into your tent to cuddle!

Source!!

#incorrect quotes #far cry 5 #far cry fandom #far cry #jacob seed #joseph seed #faith seed #john seed #far cry 5 deputy #fc5 deputy #fc5 #yes im doing these now #i loved these when I was but a new tumblr fledgeling

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WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

In other news, thanks! This is the most traction and activity I've seen on literally any of my side accounts! Im so glad you all love my rambles, albeit there arent many yet

I have a lot more planned for this account <3

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I love how no matter what, every interpretation of “Rook” or “The Deputy” everyone made is dangerously reckless. That’s one thing everyone kept the same. Like “Reckless Rook” is a tag on AO3 and honestly people need to start using it more. (I did. Solas is a fucking idiot. Love him though)

I also love, that usually (not all the time) Rook’s recklessness actually stresses the Seed’s out. It’s so fucking funny to read the Seed siblings freaking out when they find out Rook somehow made through falling off high places and being chased by wildlife while only have like 3 hours of sleep that week. It’s great.

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me, listening to that one Jacob Seed audio compilation:

#he said kneel and I said yes sir #/hj #jacob seed

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I can't draw yet, but I do have some stuff about my Deputy oc :0

-Her name is Em/Emma B. These are nicknames, however. The only one within Hope County that knows her actual full name is Whitehorse, just for the sheer fact that he is the head of the Sheriff Department and is thus her boss. Of all the nicknames provided by Hope County, she likes Rook the most.

-Raised in a small Colorado mountain town as a child. A bad fight with her parents as a teenager made her leave home. Was aimless for a couple of years before taking a job as a farm hand in a farm near Hope County. After seeing and hearing about the cult + John buying out the farm she worked for, she quickly joined the Sheriff's Department as an impulse to attempt to help with the cult

-Youngest member of the Hope County Sheriff's department by a sheer year or two. Took the role of 'department baby' right out of Pratt's hands. Can't imagine he took this too well but it's not like he's gonna tell anyone

-4 foot 11. Yes. She is tiny as hell. Makes the saying 'the smaller you are, the closer you are to hell' a scientific fact with her sheer existence however

-She has short, red hair that is too curly and fluffy to really style too much. Large, bright 'yellow' eyes (she claims they're amber. It's more of a light, warm brown tone. Think honey).

-The worst impulse control known to man. Roads? Roads do not exist. People will see her burst through the forests on a out of control ATV and watch as she crashes into 27 rocks and 58 trees while somehow miraculously surviving.

-Secretly loves the cult's music. She can, will, and has listened to it in any way she can if a radio is present in the vehicle she uses. If someone gets in the car with her, usually the moment she turns it on, they're blasted with 'OH LORD! THIS EARTH WAS MADE FOR US!!' before she will violently and quickly turn it off. There is but a moment of silence before she just "....That was a hack- Wow, Ok, this is so rude of the peggies to just hack into my radio like that, can you believe that-?? I know rude and the fact that they literally hacked my car radio to play that song is- wow! Wooow-"

-Of course, no one believes her. Do they speak of it? Course not.

I have a mini AU where instead of killing the Seeds, the deputy simply slaps a 'Junior Sheriff' sticker on their chests and drags them off to have them help beat Joseph and unfuck the messes they all made! Here's some fun bits on this with dear ol Em!

-John was the first one she dragged along. He hated it, but it wasn't like he was going to miss up on an opportunity to skip out on death. Tried to use the flimsily holographic sticker as a way to get what he wants. That was shot down fast.

-Faith was next. She was less aggressive than John about it, as with the traumas and manipulation of the cult, she was more than happy to help a cause that would take them down entirely. It just took a near death experience to turn her views around. She was the quickest to befriend for this reason for Em.

-Jacob was the epitome of 'Why is it in a cage? Because it growled at me...' arguably the hardest to get to be compliant. Thankfully a bit more relaxed due to the fact his little brother John was present, but it wasn't enough for a small while. During this time of "taming the beast", Em found that he takes wolf documentaries like a baby takes sensory videos. Will stare mindlessly at the phone for hours.

-Upon any of the resistance members questioning Em on her inclusion of the Seeds of all people in their fight, she simply says "We're with the IRS!". This tends to just confuse them enough to keep them quiet.

Im half asleep lmao

#far cry 5 deputy #far cry 5 #far cry #far cry oc #far cry fandom #far cry 5 rook #far cry 5 rookie #i swear I'll draw her #but Im such a furry that the only thing I can draw are damn cats #if yall would like catified far cry 5 designs though I would be happy to oblige! #far cry 5 au #john seed #faith seed #jacob seed

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Far Cry 5 tumblr is great because you can get the coolest usernames, the usernames you feel like people had to murder to get a hold of, or the most wackiest shit Ive ever seen in my life

Anyway, next post might be about my deputy oc/sona if I get the chance 👁️👁️

#em rambles #far cry fandom #far cry 5 #totally unrelated but I wrote car cry instead of far cry #a part of me would pay actual money for someone to draw far cry 5 characters as if they were in the cars universe

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In all honesty I feel like I would personally never survive if Far Cry 5 was real and if I was the deputy. There's two reasons

First being that I would bullshit you all and say I'd just make fun of them too much to the point where they'd just put one between my eyes without much of a thought.

Example:

Jacob: I cull the weak. It's what I do--

Me: Do you know who else culls the weak? MY MOM!! HAAAAAA-

Second being that I would be 100% honest and say I would not be able to stop sobbing and crying uncontrollably to the point where they can't even get a single word in

Imagine that John is trying to have his whole power of yes speech and just "I- look- ok- Deputy, I'm sorry, I can't focus-- can you just- just stop crying for five seconds-? Im trying to make a valid point here-- annnd you're sobbing even harder now, oh my God-- just- stop!"

#far cry 5 #far cry fandom #fc5 #fc5 deputy #john seed #jacob seed #i hope you guys know that 100 percent of my thoughts on this account so far have been while Ive been working #hell it would be a marvel how I would have even ended up on the department #I did police explorers in freshman year of high school for community service and almost passed out every day we did PT

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First post on this god given account woop woop

Tbh, I was thinking of how the deputy gets the entirety of Hope County liberated in what seems to be a week/month. Imagine if each region took a different season.

Imagine trekking through the Whitetail Mountains in the winter. Imagine the blood that gives the white landscapes just a hint of color as its scattered on the peaks and hills. Judges, with their white fur, blend in near perfectly.

Imagine how GORGEOUS the Henbane would look in the autumn. The red and orange hues of the trees giving a near surreal and dream-like feel to add on to how the Bliss flowers fuck with you. You're unsure if you hear the crisp autumn breeze blowing through the leaves or if that's Faith's singing and taunting.

Holland Valley in the summer is an almost unreal shade of green. Its half nostalgic seeing the planes whisk through the bright blue skies as you travel through the small hills and across the farm fields. It would also make a perfect premise for the Testicle Festival!

And finally confronting Joseph in his compound come springtime. How ironic, that the season that promises new beginnings and the Earth blooming is the same time that the nukes hit. One moment, the trees are finally regaining their leaves and the icy cold ground is returning to its soft fresh blades of grass and budding wildflowers, and then the next it's all ashen and flames.

I dunno. Its fun to think about

#far cry 5 #far cry #far cry fandom #holland valley #whitetail mountains #henbane river #it was a fun idea when I thought it up #sure the timeframe would make the whole saving the sherrifs department rather put off #but god imagine #id love that so much imo