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[the-simple-creature]

Guys, gals and beloved theysies, I have seen the patern.

N ends up with Uzi.

V ends up with Lizzy.

That leaves J as the last Disassembly Drone.

And there's one other named Worker Drone who has screentime, is still alive, has an established personality and is currently part of the action.

Guys...

GUYS!

I think Thad is gonna make a move on J. MID-FIGHT!

PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN! Just imagine J's reaction when Thad, of all Drones, starts flirting with her!

It would be something in the line of "Disgusting ....do it again"

#Yes #exactly #we need this #we need a “WHY THE HELL ARE ALL MY SQUADMATES DATING WORKERS?!” episode #And an “Oh that's why.” episode

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#murder drones #murder drones ep 8 #murder drones j #murder drones lizzy #murder drones uzi #murder drones thad #murder drones khan #murder drones episode 8

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#murder drones #murder drones ep 7 #murder drones ep 8 #murder drones uzi #murder drones theory

[the-simple-creature]

Why? A: Science. B: Making a dumb fucking tier list is a very specific kind of joy, try it, make a dumb fucking tier list

C: I've done worse.

Take a guess what this tier list is about.

I like to imagine that J, upon becoming a murder drone realized "Wait a minute, it's not the action I hate... IT'S THE PEOPLE!"

[the-simple-creature]

Take a guess what this tier list is about.

I like to imagine that J, upon becoming a murder drone realized "Wait a minute, it's not the action I hate... IT'S THE PEOPLE!"

#murder drones #murder drones v #murder drones n #murder drones lizzy #murder drones j #murder drones doll #murder drones uzi #murder drones teacher #murder drones sam #murder drones rebecca #murder drones darren #murder drones braiden #murder drones braxton #murder drones beau #murder drones khan x nori #murder drones nori #murder drones thad #murder drones yeva #murder drones tessa #murder drones cyn #murder drones tier list #murder drones james #murder drones louisa #J went from ace to aro #might delete later

[the-simple-creature]

Hmmm... alright, I think I have an idea... how about the month the ship was most present? one per episode?

Thadzi month: October Dizzy month: November

Vizzy month: February Nuzi month: April

Envy month: June Vuzin month: August

Now... what the hell is march?

Guys we should make a md ships month or smth...

Totally not cuz I'm running out of ship ideas >.>

#murder drones #nuzi #nuziv #envy #doll x lizzy #lizzy x v #ship month #Vizzy

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Or, hear me out

HEAR ME TF OUT.

J brought all of it. Not "Tessa".

It better be explained why these other two ships were filled with stuff from Tessa's room despite us now knowing the truth about Tessa and seeing the mansion destroyed.

#murder drones #murder drones j #murder drones tessa

[the-simple-creature]

Awwwww... that means there's no S :(

...

... UNLESS she means ALL the DD's got to keep their personalities because of N, his personality leading her to realize that they could all be useful in some way. I can actually back this up by the fact that there are other DD's with unique hair and/or clothing (see episode 6 4:00-4:15ish). Cyn might've just been petty enough to give them all different designs but I think it's more likely that they did that themselves considering how well V, N, and J's outfits fit their personalities.

That moment when you realize... (Murder Drones)

That the only reason V and J got to keep their personalities and some of their memories was purely because of N.

From what the information we learned in the latest episode implies, Cyn/The Solver (Or whatever it is.) didn't care enough to allow any of the other disassembly drones to keep their personalities or memories. Likely meaning they're all just mindless minions like in Episode 5 when The Solver initially took control.

Literally, the only reason V and J got to stay themselves and likely having some semblance of free will was just because N liked them.

#murder drones #murder drones theory

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#murder drones #murder drones j #murder drones doll #murder drones n #n x doll #murder drones poll

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In my last post I talked (screamed in horror) about this ^ and how we really have no idea what it is... I just noticed a funny little detail about it.

It never says it's actions aloud.

Allow me to explain why this could be MASSIVE.

Literally every single host of The AbsoluteSolver does that.

Every. Single. One.

Zero exceptions.

Eldritch J, first time we ever saw it: "CLAW SWIPE", "SNARL"

CYN, I really don't need to explain but: "STAB", "LIGHT SIP"

Nori, after throwing the patch cross: "MACGUFFIN"

Uzi, after being grounded: "ANGRY"

Tescyn, don't know if this counts but: "NECK BITE" "STAB"

It's impossible to know what this could mean but I think we can narrow it down to two possibilities:

This is The AS at maximum power/control, no host needed

This is The AS at almost ZERO power/control, all the host

I'm currently obsessing over the idea of two because of all the potential, like, what if it's an incredibly devout worshiper of the solver just doing a very good job of mimicking the solver or an amalgamation of a bunch DD's that somehow "broke" the solver's control and just really hate N for some reason.

#murder drones #murder drones ep 7 #murder drones absolute solver #the absolutesolver #murder drones j #murder drones cyn #murder drones nori #murder drones uzi #murder drones tessa

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SO ARE WE JUST NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS

VALID FUCKING QUESTION AND VALID FUCKING REACTION

THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING HOST

Also, a few notes on who it can't be

Can't be Uzi, obvious reasons

Can't be Doll, she has almost full control over it and I think it would've been a much bigger deal

Most likely isn't Tessa/Cyn, Tessa/Cyn unzipped her suit once and ALLLLL the gory goop fell out, that looks hard to set up

Probably isn't eldritch V, she's in the upper levels and also has Uzi as an admin but it wouldn't surprise me if it was

Might be the corrupted cores in Alice's oven but, again, they're in the upper levels

I think we should all MUCH MORE CONCERNED about what was just trying to eat them.

Edit: While Flesha is one of the more likely options, I've found a few more pieces of evidence that would say otherwise.

This entity never says it's actions aloud, even when using the CYN voice. Flesha does. In fact, every host does.

While Flesha DID go into her "eldritch" form, she only did so after going into The Hole™.

The fact that there's a whole flesh cave system to me implies that this thing has been here for a while. Flesha literally just got here.

#murder drones #murder drones ep 7 #murder drones n #murder drones nori #murder drones v #murder drones uzi #murder drones doll #murder drones cyn #murder drones tessa

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I would like to give a small reminder that episodes 1-4 all have some time skip in between them, be it a few days or maybe even months.

Episodes 5-7 happen in one day.

N: Almost dies, recovers all his past trauma, almost dies X2, is tasked with killing his girlfriend, watches V die, almost dies X3, meets his girlfriend's mom, has to kill one of his childhood friends, watches his girlfriend get possessed, almost dies X4, is forced to confess to mixed results, sees Tescyn, almost dies X5, and watches his girlfriend sacrifice herself all in

ONE DAY.

Episode 8 better let this man die or give him a god damn break. Preferably the latter.

#murder drones #murder drones episode 1 #murder drones episode 2 #murder drones episode 3 #murder drones episode 4 #murder drones episode 5 #murder drones episode 6 #murder drones ep 7 #murder drones ep 8 #murder drones n #List of N's traumatic experiences

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I rlly hope that Vizzy / pink lemonade will be an actual thing. Like imagine: 90% of the murder drones fandom going "N and Uzi are gonna kiss in episode 8!!" ( which will probably happen ) and then we get some sort of Vizzy confession first. Everyone would be so confused it would be so amazing

( BTW I do ship N and Uzi but like it's already canon and everything )

#yes yes yes yes yes #YESSSSSSSSS #I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS #IT JUST MAKES SENSE

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Calling it RIGHT NOW: V and Lizzy are going to, bare minimum, interact. They are going to talk directly to each other.

BUT

HEAR ME OUT

J's fight with Lizzy, Thad and Khan (of which she is most likely winning) is interrupted by rumbling. A murder drone in eldritch form ERUPTS from the ground. Everybody is horrified, even J, ESPECIALLY J. While they're frozen in fear, the entity looks around with the cameras covering its "body". Those cameras seem to find what they're looking for.

Unfortunately, once all the cameras lock onto their target, we find out that that target is Lizzy. The mass lunges toward her to her screams.

It cuts to a black screen and silence. . .

Only to cut back to Lizzy slowly opening her eyes, is she... wrapped in something?

Yes, yes she is.

Wrapped in V, in a really, really disturbing hug.

Cue J saying something quippy and V retorting with a very long and angry "I've had a long fucking day" rant.

That my perfect episode 8

#murder drones #murder drones v #murder drones lizzy #murder drones vizzy #v x lizzy #murder drones j #murder drones fanfic #does this count as a fanfic? #murder drones episode 8 #Thinking about making this a full fanfic

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#murder drones #murder drones cyn #murder drones absolute solver #the absolutesolver

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A liiiiittttle detail that I love and ALSO supports this is that we know Alice likes naming things.

SHE RENAMED (almost) EVERY SINGLE MURDER DRONE CORE THAT SHE SCOOPED UP.

Love how the only canonical Trans character is a psychotic freak and also best friends with an egg.

Speaking for the whole trans community, Liam Vickers, I feel seen.

[the-simple-creature]

Hate being obsessed with a ship because you'll start seeing them everywhere and you can't even look at certain colors normally

#*sigh* #pink lemonade #the strange dog draws