the-soup-wizard

[the-soup-wizard]

When you call now and purchase a soup zapper at 803-445-pissant

Get a free zilly ztraw as an added bonus!

Have you ever found a bug in your soup?

Annoying right?

Introducing the soup zapper, a zap net to put over your bowl and prevent bugs from getting in....

....oh how will you eat the soup? That's not my problem....good day.

#soup wizard #wizard #wizardposting #tumblr soup #soupblr #entrapanuer

[the-soup-wizard]

Have you ever found a bug in your soup?

Annoying right?

Introducing the soup zapper, a zap net to put over your bowl and prevent bugs from getting in....

....oh how will you eat the soup? That's not my problem....good day.

#soup wizard #wizard #wizardposting #tumblr soup #soupblr #entrepreneur

[the-soup-wizard]

I have returned as a gnome to take on the soup gnome!!!!!!!

Where is he?

#soup wizard #wizard #wizardposting #tumblr soup #soupblr #its gnomin' time

[the-soup-wizard]

NooOoOoOoOoO!

haven't been practicing my death threats lately. here's one.

i will boil you in store-bought ragu within a nanometer of your life, then use you in my infamous 'go to portland' pizza, available only at vito's pizzeria on wizard island island

how is it?

-- vito

Not bad, though the pizza theme is odd

#soup wizard #wizardposting #wizard #tumblr soup #soupblr

[the-soup-wizard]

I would.....ala Kazam ala Kazake I curse you and now all your pasta will break!!!!!

haven't been practicing my death threats lately. here's one.

i will boil you in store-bought ragu within a nanometer of your life, then use you in my infamous 'go to portland' pizza, available only at vito's pizzeria on wizard island island

how is it?

-- vito

Not bad, though the pizza theme is odd

#soup wizard #wizardposting #wizard #tumblr soup #soupblr

[the-soup-wizard]

I'll make you do it infront of your Italian mama

haven't been practicing my death threats lately. here's one.

i will boil you in store-bought ragu within a nanometer of your life, then use you in my infamous 'go to portland' pizza, available only at vito's pizzeria on wizard island island

how is it?

-- vito

Not bad, though the pizza theme is odd

#soup wizard #wizard #wizardposting #soupblr #tumblr soup

[the-soup-wizard]

Hello pm Seymour.....oh wait I'm not a jester anymore.

If I get put in a pm Seymour or Bettina levy video you guys will tell me, right?

You aren't gonna just never let me know, letting the knowledge drift through human consciousness but never once crossing the threshold of my mind, right?

As a funky silly little clown I deserve to know, right?

#soup wizard #wizard #wizardposting #tumblr soup #soupblr #i used to be a jester too

[the-soup-wizard]

I will take control of your body and make you break and cook spaghetti noodles.

haven't been practicing my death threats lately. here's one.

i will boil you in store-bought ragu within a nanometer of your life, then use you in my infamous 'go to portland' pizza, available only at vito's pizzeria on wizard island island

how is it?

-- vito

Not bad, though the pizza theme is odd

#soup wizard #wizard #wizardposting #tumblr soup #soupblr #ultimate soup #does pasta count as soup?

[the-soup-wizard]

type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin

#i am everywhere i want to be and everywhere i need to be #i am cringe but i am free #i am unwell #i am not okay #i am so tired #i am drinking your milkshake #I am in Amsterdam

[the-soup-wizard]

I have a simple fix.....add more cheese.

mother n,o

#soup #soup wizard #add more cheese

[the-soup-wizard]

That'll do thank you

*knocks on your door*

*a person holding a stack of cardboard boxes opens the door.* "who's this? can't you see the sign?" *they point to sign with an inviting floral backgound, contrasted by the all caps text in that weird bloody font that reads: "NO SOLICITING, BTICH!". the sign seemingly has a typo.*

#soup wizard #wizard #wizardposting #tumblr soup #soupblr

[the-soup-wizard]

Ah fair point do you have a cup of bones to spare in your dungeon?

*knocks on your door*

*a person holding a stack of cardboard boxes opens the door.* "who's this? can't you see the sign?" *they point to sign with an inviting floral backgound, contrasted by the all caps text in that weird bloody font that reads: "NO SOLICITING, BTICH!". the sign seemingly has a typo.*

#soup wizard #wizard #wizardposting #tumblr soup #soupblr

[the-soup-wizard]

Do you have any spare ones in your basement?

*knocks on your door*

*a person holding a stack of cardboard boxes opens the door.* "who's this? can't you see the sign?" *they point to sign with an inviting floral backgound, contrasted by the all caps text in that weird bloody font that reads: "NO SOLICITING, BTICH!". the sign seemingly has a typo.*

#soup wizard #wizard #wizardposting #tumblr soup #soupblr

[the-soup-wizard]

Killing and soup...........speaking of can I borrow your bones? I'm low on ingredients.

*knocks on your door*

*a person holding a stack of cardboard boxes opens the door.* "who's this? can't you see the sign?" *they point to sign with an inviting floral backgound, contrasted by the all caps text in that weird bloody font that reads: "NO SOLICITING, BTICH!". the sign seemingly has a typo.*

#soup wizard #wizardposting #wizard #tumblr soup #soupblr

[the-soup-wizard]

You forgot one, don't fuck with the soup wizard, he's low on ingredients.

I’m getting the feeling that a lot of the new wizards here don’t know how wizard island island works. It’s simple. I’m keeping the island in the sky.

Some ground rules:

Don’t fuck with the tunnels.

Don’t fuck with the generators.

Don’t fuck with my tower.

Don’t fuck with the rats.

Don’t fuck with the goblins.

Don’t fuck with the gnomes.

Don’t fuck with the island defense systems.

You will not “fuck around and find out.” You will fuck around and be dead before you realize it. Idiots.

#soup wizard #wizardposting #wizard #tumblr soup #soupblr

[the-soup-wizard]

I made spore soup.....it's like weed Brownies but way better.

ate shit on some ice and busted my orb <|:(

#soup wizard #wizard #wizardposting #tumblr soup

[the-soup-wizard]

Just as you do not attempt to outpizzad the hut

YOU DO NOT ATTEMPT TO OUT SOUP THE SOUP WIZARD!/

Day 1 of ceramics class... Secret gnome will live under the soup

#soupblr #soup wizard #tumblr soup #wizard duel #gnome duel