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Hi, I wrote this when I was like 17 and I'm back from the dead to say this:

God DAMN was I on some "I can fix him" copium

I still love saïx but man was he a cunt

so about those tags on your last post... where’s the essay

hon, you and i both know this ain’t quite the blog for that but do either of us care? strap in buckos, i’m shifting into Rant Mode.

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Party wunk is in his mouth tonight

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this time i know it’s bullshit because i actually did remember to click onto my main account, tumblr just fucking glitched back. functional webbed site.

#sorry you all had to see the pussy clock #unless you already follow my main in which case you should expect that by now #not kh #not an imagine

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Its that time of year again

Org XIII vs. No Nut November

I failed the first week lmao

-xXx-

Fails on Day 1: Demyx

Fails by the end of week 1: Xigbar, Vexen, Axel

Fails by the end of week 2: Zexion, Saïx, Marluxia

Fails by the end of week 3: Xaldin, Luxord

Fails in the home stretch: Lexaeus, Larxene

Actually makes it the whole way through: Xemnas

-xXx-

Jacks off all the time so November really throws a wrench in their routine: Xigbar, Xaldin, Axel, Demyx

Uses jacking off as stress relief and gets cranky throughout the month: Xaldin, Vexen, Saïx, Larxene

Could realistically go a month without cumming but, because they're thinking about it, the temptation is too much to resist: Vexen, Lexaeus, Zexion, Marluxia

Just constantly edging themselves through the month because its No Nut, not No Touch: Zexion, Luxord

Just genuinely not that horny most of the time so its not as hard for him as it is for others: Xemnas

-xXx-

Loses because they forgot they were doing the challenge: Xigbar, Axel, Demyx

Loses because the need became too great: Xaldin, Vexen, Lexaeus, Zexion, Saïx, Marluxia, Larxene

Loses because he was trying to edge himself and accidentally pushed himself over the edge: Luxord

Won because he forgot jacking off was even an option: Xemnas

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Okay quick poll here

I got on like a really strong poetry kick about a year ago (doki doki literature club does things to a bitch) and started making a post about how I think the Org members would write. Since its been a year I'm feeling kinda :/ about most of it other than a couple absolute gems, but if you guys would be interested regardless, ill do the necessary editing and make the post.

So would y'all wanna see it or nah?

#not imagines

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PLEASE SAY SIKE YOU ARE JOKING WITH THE KINK OF SAÏX PLEASE SAY SIKE

Listen buddy I don't make the rules.

#theres a no refunds policy on my posts #if something here makes u go thanks i hate it thats the price u pay

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Organization XIII + kinks they probably have

Xemnas: choking

Xigbar: public sex

Xaldin: biting/blood

Vexen: (consensual) somnophilia

Lexaeus: Cock warming

Zexion: Bondage

Saïx: vore but he's taking that to the grave

Axel: pegging

Demyx: getting soft dommed

Luxord: edging

Marluxia: omegaverse

Larxene: knife play

#kingdom hearts #nsfw #headcanons #you can fight me on the saix one 💖

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Rules for Asks

-I do kh characters. Final fantasy and Disney is kinda out of my area of expertise.

-I also may not know enough about more recent characters to accurately write about them. This blog is org xiii centric so that's your safest bet.

-I do this for fun but often don't have a lot of writing inspiration. Or time for that matter. Don't be too surprised if you ask isn't answered for a while.

I WILL Write:

-fluff

-angst

-violence and gore

-nsfw

-a whole lot of weird kinks (don't be afraid to ask if you don't see it in the Won't Write list, we don't shame here)

-unhealthy or toxic relationships (these will be tagged accordingly and given adequate content warning)

-nsfw involving the less human nobodies because they retain higher thinking in canon and can still consent.

I WON'T Write:

-dubcon/noncon

-incest/pedo/most of the content filed under "proship" (I left that discourse for my own sanity, please don't try to involve me on either side)

-yandere but only because I hate the term and the vibes that come with it

-emeto/watersports/scat/anything with fluids generally considered gross

-anything nsfw regarding the younger characters, I'm not comfortable aging them up in that context.

-nsfw regarding heartless (other than ansem), unversed or dream eaters because they're all effectively animals and can NOT consent.

-anything I decide I'm not comfortable with writing on an as-needed basis.

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Hey guys, sorry for the random bullshit, I just always post from mobile and forget to switch blogs like a troglodyte.

#not an imagine

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Hi can you fo headcanons of trans saix/isa or body self conscious saix

While I myself am (probably) not trans, and don't exactly have firsthand accounts of this kinda stuff, i still like the headcanon that saix is trans so I'm gonna take a crack at it. Feel free to correct me if I mess something up or come across as ignorant!

-saix didn't exactly have the greatest childhood. He figured out he wasn't a girl pretty early on but his parents didn't exactly take him very seriously when he tried to explain it. Lea was the first person to actually treat him like a guy when they were kids and it took a lot of explaining for him to get it.

-unfortunately, that's why he's so vitriolic to Xion. The things he went through because of his gender left him with scars that never quite healed and he doesn't know how to deal with it other than taking it out on others. Why should she get to be treated like a girl at the drop of a hat when he had to fight for it? Why should she get to be comfortable in her own skin when he cant even risk going shirtless? Why does she get to live the way she wants when she was never real in the first place? Of course, thinking like that won't help, but he hasn't figured that out yet.

-he's extremely hesitant to date people for a myriad of reasons, but the fear of people reacting poorly to the whole trans thing is definitely in the top 5. Only a select few organization members know and he's vehement about keeping it quiet around those who don't.

-if he goes against his better judgement and you find yourself in a heated encounter with him, he's going to be apprehensive, almost nervous, but he won't really know how to bring it up, so he'll stop you after a few solid minutes of making out to "come clean," even though he hasn't really lied about anything.

-it takes him a bit to cut to the chase and admit that he doesn't exactly have the parts you may have been hoping for. Once he gets that out there, he'll brace himself for the worst. He's prepared to fight if that's what it comes to, but of course it doesn't. All you do is kiss him one more time and tell him you don't mind.

-if he had a heart, he might just have started crying. But he doesn't, so he bites back the tears and goes right back to kissing you, an immense weight off his chest.

-he really doesn't like his own body, but if you're open about letting him know just how sexy you think he is, the words of affirmation will help him see it too, over time. He needs a lot of support and affection, so don't be shy!

#saix #kingdom hearts #kh #tw transphobia #like nothing intense but it may upset someone #if you dont like trans people you are not welcome here

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Hi, could you please do general relationship headcanons with Yozora and a reader who doesn't really show emotions but when they really trust someone they start being clingy. Sorry for the bad english. Have a good day :)

I'll be honest with you, I don't think I know enough about yozora to really answer this one. He's still new to the series and hasn't had enough time for me to project a million headcanons onto him. Sorry!

#not a headcanon #besides; i kinda specialize in the organization so most other characters i kinda just #dont have the same fixation on

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What are your thoughts on a prompt about a touch starved vexen?

I mean that's just his canon state ain't it

-he really doesn't want to admit it. He's a nobody, they're not supposed to feel anything, let alone the intense urge to just be held and nuzzled and gently caressed and-

-look you get the point.

-he'll try to be sneaky about it. He'll try to just hold your hand a little, maybe casually throw an arm around your shoulder in hopes that you're in a cuddly mood and you'll take it further bc he's not sure if his pride can take the blow of begging for affection.

-eventually he'll suck it up and if you don't protest, he's gonna cling so hard you'd think he's trying to smother you. He just wants you to be as close to him as physically possible.

-if you stroke his hair all gentle and start kissin him on the cheek he might actually bluescreen.

#vexen #kh #kingdom hearts

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I think i can think of some vexen prompts :D How does he react to affection and praise? Did he ever have a particularly memorable mission with his s/o? What's a weird quirk about him that his s/o finds adorable, and vice versa?

We vexenposting tonight lads

-this man is INSUFFERABLE when it comes to praise. Pay him ALL the compliments, its what he craves most. He will let it go to his head, he will rub it in peoples faces that he got called the prettiest man on earth, and you know what? Its what he deserves! He's been through it, let him revel in the small victories.

-while he definitely responds well to praise, he sorta locks up at most other forms of affection. Physical touch is a bit foreign to him so he goes stiff bc he's not sure what the appropriate reaction is. Little gifts and offers to help him out with things are definitely nice but he's never really sure how to properly express his gratitude without just paying back the favor. He'll figure it out but it'll take a good long while for it to feel natural to him.

-Any missions that really stand out to him would be ones that truly test your mind. Like say you're doing recon and you come to a conclusion he never wouldve guessed in a million years but turns out to be right and ends up saving your asses? That shit sticks with him forever. That is the only surefire way to earn his genuine respect.

-obviously the quirks most endearing about him is a matter of opinion and will vary from person to person, but like. To me personally? The expressiveness. He's dramatic, he's overzealous, he's theatrical and honestly its what makes him cute as hell in his own weird, vexen-y way.

-Now the quirk he finds cutest about his s/o will also quite obviously vary from person to person but the thing he takes the most interest in will likely be your intelligence. Or more aptly, your thought process. He wants to know how you come to each conclusion you make, each decision you take, each opinion you have, it just fascinates him how other people's perspectives vary.

#vexen #kh #kingdom hearts

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i'm too tired to come up with a prompt but do you have any general vexen headcanons?

I gotchu fam

-likes 80s pop music like way too much. Probably also really likes vaporwave but thinks its too weird to let anyone know he likes it.

-will happily watch trash reality tv bc it feeds into his weird superiority complex. Like he'll binge watch my strange addiction bc maybe his coworkers don't respect him but at least he's not eating drywall.

-utterly fascinated and enchanted by functional mini versions of normal tech. You ever seen those 8-ban record players w the lil tiny discs? Stuff like that. Fastest irrational purchase he'll ever make.

-he can sing but refuses to do so in front of other people under any circumstances bc he's convinced his voice is annoying. That being said, if you're reeaaally sneaky about it, you might be able to catch him humming to himself if he's moving around the lab a lot.

-irrational perfectly rational fear of the ocean. Radiant garden's water was all shallow so an expanse of it that vast where lovecraftian nightmares have been evolving for millennia? No thanks. Also really hates that one fucking pic of the elbow squid. Disgusting.

-takes board games too seriously. Do not engage in a game of monopoly with this man if you are not 1. Really bad at it or 2. Willing to see him flip a table.

#vexen #kh #kingdom hearts

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Y'all 🅱lease send asks ya girl is bored and I can only come up with so many dumb prompts on my own

#preferable about vexen #im in the mood for some weirdo vibes

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The Sequel.

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So ice very clearly hurts Axel bc casting blizzard does double damage.

And yet he eats ice cream on a daily basis.

And might I remind you it’s SEA SALT ice cream, which likely has to be stored at a lower temperature than most ice cream bc the salt would keep it in a liquid state otherwise.

What I’m saying is ice cream is probably the fire elemental’s version of spicy bc it hurts him but he sorta just. keeps eating it anyway. He probably likes sea salt ice cream so much bc it’s guaranteed colder and he’s a fucking masochist. 

#axel kingdom hearts #kh #axel #it's literally the same reason we as a species eat hot peppers #they evolved capsaicin to keep mammals from eating it but we were kinda just like 'haha ow. lemme get another bite' #thirteenth-fantasy back at it again with the Hot Takes